Chapter 497 Really fragrant and delicious!
Shelter.
At the same time, under the same starry sky.
A figure that was getting thinner and a figure that was similar to a huge furry figure. The figure lay down and looked at the stars in the sky with its eyes blankly. The figure that was huge like a giant bear was sitting aside, stuffing something into its mouth from time to time.
This couple is nothing else, but Wang Dafu and his good friend Gorilla.
Wang Dafu had already reached the original goal at this time, and he followed Ye Tian to the wilderness to lose weight!
Wang Dafu is definitely not fat at all now, but on the contrary, he looks very thin.
After all, after eating vegetarian food with gorillas for so long, people will lose weight.
It’s not that he doesn’t want to eat meat, but he can’t catch it!
"Brother Tian, where are you?! Did you really forget me?"
Wang Dafu's voice was full of confusion, floating and illusion, and was chirping like a ghost.
If someone next to him heard it, he thought it was the feeling of encountering a ghost, and he would be frightened and his butt and urine flowed.
"Roar"
When the gorilla heard the voice of his good friend, he immediately grabbed a handful of food and handed it to Wang Dafu.
Wang Dafu didn't even look at it this time, so he took it directly, stuffed it into his mouth, and chewed it in big mouths.
From the beginning, he refused, and then he barely swallowed it later, and now he fully accepted it.
Wang Dafu, even if you beat me to death, even if you throw me down from a height of 10,000 meters, and even if you kick me down from the cliff, he, Wang Dafu, will not eat your gorilla bite.
Wang Dafu now, well, it’s so delicious!
It seems to be a little sweet, but in fact, it tastes good to eat.
Wang Dafu comforted himself in his heart.
The reason why humans can become the top of the food chain in nature is not because of how powerful they are, but because humans have strong adaptability and survival ability.
Wang Dafu has demonstrated his amazing adaptability and survival ability during this period. This is the potential that he has no chance to show in modern cities.
Of course, that's the truth, but if someone says this in front of him now, he will immediately go wild and let the gorilla hold you down and kick you in the face.
When Wang Dafu looked at the starry sky, he occasionally received gifts from his good friends, and the two cooperated well.
Ye Tian was continuing to tease with his friends.
"It's like you guys have not given a correct answer for so long."
Ye Tian said with a smile: "Then I will give you some tips!"
"Anchor, hurry up!"
"I've finally given a reminder!"
"The notebook and the pussy are ready. Hour up!"
"Puff~ Upstairs, have you typed a typo or wanted the anchor to go directly to you, and accidentally exposed his inner thoughts!"
"To be honest, if the anchor was my boyfriend, I would definitely not be able to get up, and I couldn't even help the wall."
"666 I feel that the key point is to be an anchor upstairs, which means the same as the word "cursive". You can say such words in this tone. After my rigorous logical analysis and 20 years of research in linguistics, I concluded that there is a man upstairs."
"23333 You are so scary!"
"Don't drive, everyone is studying serious jokes? Everyone must keep it steady! Stay calm!!"
"Anchor, please start your prompt."
Looking at the live broadcast room, it became more and more crooked and dirty.
Ye Tian couldn't help feeling very relieved. Under his leadership, these people finally opened up a new world and saw the true meaning of joy.
It doesn’t matter if you are dirty, happiness is important.
Life is so stressful, only by laughing more and making jokes can you release your heart.
"The first key tip: the coverage of ifi!"
Ye Tian raised a finger, then raised a second finger, and said with a smile: "The second key point: A poor student!"
The water friends were all confused.
“???”
“???”
“If coverage?”
"What the hell is this? Why don't I understand what it means?"
"The first one is fine, but what the hell is the second one? It's completely inconsistent!"
"Student student?! Anchor, I feel malice in the dark. As a top student, I am the first in elementary, junior high school and high school. I didn't perform well in the year of college entrance examination. I only got the first place in the city. Tell me, how could I understand the poor student?"
"On the 6666th floor, you're so good at pretending!"
"I will only give you 99 points. I will give you one less, because I am afraid you will be proud!"
"Anchor, your prompt is obvious!"
"I was confused, what are you talking about?"
"I'll go, I feel that my IQ of 200 has been zero today."
"My God, as a top 985 student, I feel that my IQ is insulted today."
The water friends were confused. What's the tip?
Everyone's first reaction after hearing this: What the hell is this?
Second reaction: What the hell is this?
There was a lively discussion on the barrage in the live broadcast room and a crazy discussion. One person is not smart, but this is not a group of people!
From point to surface, from surface to ball, gradually analyze, and in-depth dissection, finally the water lovers turned over the table, went to Damn it, and analyzed the ball.
The more I talked about it, everyone felt that their IQ was lower and they were zeroing one after another, and the knowledge here was too great.
Ye Tian looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room interestingly. In fact, he saw some people who had already mentioned the point inadvertently, but they did not associate it with the jokes, so no one cared about it, so they just passed by.
But the master is in the world!
Although most of the water lovers have fainted after analyzing, they are all confused by their own theory.
Just like a rope, a dead knot, the more chaotic it is, the more chaotic it is, the more chaotic it is, the more difficult it is to understand it.
But someone finally analyzed one.
"I analyzed it and was the first one. I finally understood why that woman turned around and left. She was so scheming. If the woman now has such a terrifying IQ, she really couldn't imagine it for men. My God, the more he thought about it, the more he felt his scalp tingling. The anchor was so cool. He actually said such a meaningful joke. I really admire him. This also reflects the current situation of some young people in reality."
"I'm him, please tell me the answer!"
"Awesome boss! Have you really analyzed it?"
"I'll go! I was so scared that I knelt down with a loud noise. The boss actually analyzed it."
"Send your knees to worship the boss!"
"Speak quickly, speak quickly!"
"After saying this for a long time, you will give the answer!"
After seeing this for a long time, many people felt itchy when they saw it, and they felt so uncomfortable.
Too much!
You said that this joke is so profound, and it also reflects the current situation of some young people in the real society.
Isn't this more attractive?
Chapter completed!