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Chapter 498 This car is a bit fast!

bj city.

In a senior manager's office in a large securities company.

A handsome middle-aged man was watching the live broadcast room on the computer screen interestingly, which was Ye Tian’s live broadcast room.

Looking at the hype barrage and the urging and expectation of the fans, a satisfied smile unconsciously appeared on his face.

Tang Long, 35 years old, has a successful career and a happy family. He is the chief analyst of a large company, a top trader, and no one is a fool who can play with stocks. Their brains are always active.

Since watching Ye Tian’s live broadcast room, he has become one of thousands of fans. In the city, the world that he cannot see, the various dangers he encountered, as well as magical adventures and knowledge of survival in the wild, these are refreshing.

What he likes to read the most is that Ye Tian told some jokes that made everyone discuss and guess the answers, because he found that these things were quite interesting. They not only included the philosophy of life, but also often made you unable to imagine from the perspective of problems.

And after you understand, you will be unable to help laughing.

Of course, if you unravel it yourself, you will feel even more accomplished.

In particular, it will be recognized by the majority of fans.

Tang Long put a piece of paper and a pen in his hand. The one written on it is the joke that Ye Tian just said. There is also a large paragraph of analysis below, which is inserted, started from various angles and analyzed.

It felt like the time was almost the same. Put your hand on the keyboard and quickly typed a long paragraph of text and typed the Enter key.

Lighting a cigarette and taking a beautiful breath, this answer to the joke made him return to his student days and solve math competition questions. No, he would be happier.

"The anchor is really a talent. I really don't know how he came up with these interesting jokes." Tang Long sighed.

And in the live broadcast room.

"Seeing that everyone is a little anxious, I will talk about my analysis ideas. In fact, what the anchor is talking about is indeed a reminder. The coverage of wifi. I believe that everyone has wifi at home now. When Xiaohua went on a blind date, the woman asked him about the house. Of course, this is not the key, but on wifi. In fact, the most important thing is the last conversation between the two. Female: Is the signal strong? Xiaohua: It is full in any place in my house. Everyone should know that the coverage of wifi is indeed not small. It says about 100 to 200 meters, or even further away, but in fact the range is far smaller than this range, especially at home, when you put it at the door and the house is more than 100 square meters, you may only have one or two grids of signals left in the bedroom. Xiaohua said that it is full in any place, which means that his house is very small, so naturally the woman is very dissatisfied with the answer and turned around and left. So this question, the woman is not asking about wifi. In fact, the woman is not asking about wifi.

, but ask about the size of the house.”

“666”

“66666”

“6666666”

"Looking at the full answer, I'm kneeling!"

"I've been kneeling steadily!"

"I'm kneeling and reading the answer. The boss is the boss!"

"Damn! What else can I say about this answer?"

"Damn it! This woman is so scheming, so terrible!"

"Damn, if you meet such a woman in reality, it would be so terrible. You don't know why the other party left?"

"Scary! Scary! I feel so cold when I read this answer. Are the blind date routines so deep now?"

"This analysis is awesome! It's absolutely the correct answer!"

"Anchor, is this the correct answer?"

......

Ye Tian looked at this passage, nodded, and said, "This is indeed the correct answer. This water friend's analysis was completely correct, and there is another one."

On the barrage, there was another worship!

Tang Long, who is in his own office in BJ City, looked proud.

But then I was very distressed, what is the answer to the next question?

As a top student since childhood, he doesn't understand this prompt at all. OK?

slacker student?

He is not!

The live broadcast room continued to be lively, and finally overcome one problem and another.

Everyone is working together! It will definitely be solved soon.

Of course, imagination is beautiful, reality is cruel.

This problem has not been solved by everyone!

So in the end, Ye Tianlai announced the correct answer: "This question is actually very simple. If you learn poorly, what will your poorly learn to react when you see the textbook? The answer is that you will feel sleepy and sleep. When you say to the girl, "Baby, you are my textbook, that means: Baby, I want to sleep with you! This is the correct answer.

In the future, you can try saying this to the person you like. If the other party responds, I don’t need to teach you anymore. Go and check in!”

As soon as the answer came out, it was in the live broadcast room.

"Puff~"

"Puff~~"

"Puff~~~"

"Damn!"

"I'm a scattered chicken!"

"This is the correct answer!"

"Baby, I want to sleep with you!"

"This love words are awesome!"

"Such a straightforward love words are very convincing."

"Hahaha~~ It's simple and crude, yes, I just want to sleep with you and miss you."

"No wonder the woman's face was shy in the joke!"

"Ma Dan! This is simply a matter of a god."

"Driving without any defense!"

"The sudden slut, it flashed my waist!"

"233333....This is awesome!"

"Anchor, you are my textbook!"

"Hahaha~~ Upstairs, you're naughty again!"

The entire live broadcast room was shocked!

Those smart people who have not solved the problem are laughable and crying.

It turns out that the answer is so simple and crude. Think about it, what else can a man say to a woman? It makes the other person look shy and that's just the thing in bed.

Tang Long, who was in the office, seemed amused and unable to refute the answer when he heard this answer.

This idea is so awesome!

Admiration! Admiration!

"Anchor, come another one!"

"Yes, yes, another one!"

“Hahaha~~come again!”

"Well, anchor, can you not hurt brain cells? I feel like I'm a fool, wuwu~~"

Ye Tian nodded with a smile and said, "Okay, then just tell some simple jokes!"

Ye Tian thought for a while, and then said, "On the bus, Xiaofang was squeezed into the arms of the male god. At first, Xiaofang was a little embarrassed, but after a long time, Xiaofang got used to it. She leaned her head gently on the male god and said gently: I took this bus for a week, and I was squeezed into your arms every time. Do you believe in fate? The male god seemed very calm and was silent for a few seconds. Then she said, "I don't believe in fate... Well, I only know to rent a bus for more than 1,000, and more than 100 extras, each of which is at least 100... So, I only believe in money."
Chapter completed!
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