Chapter 496 Baby, you are my textbook
With some delicious operation, the original roasted whole lamb on the grassland.
Especially this kind of barbaric mutton has very delicious meat, tender and fragrant.
Ye Tian was the first time to eat it. With his super advanced barbecue skills, three figures were a meal, and he was full of oil.
Especially the flat-headed brother, he was almost holding his bones and gnawing.
The satisfaction expression on his face made the live broadcast room riot directly.
After all, a beast eats better than them, so I am envious and jealous!
After dinner, I lay on the ground and looked at the starry sky above my head, bragging with my friends.
Blow, blow.
A sudden appearance on the barrage:
"Anchor, it seems that I haven't told jokes for a long time. In this situation, I feel that two jokes should be given to set off such a solemn atmosphere."
Suddenly, there was a lot of recognition below this barrage:
“Yes, yes, yes.”
"I feel like I need jokes to match the beautiful scenery now!"
"I'm very literary. Come to my room tonight and let's share literature."
"Hahahaha, come on, anchor, tell jokes!"
"The little stool is ready and the midnight snack is ready. If you don't talk about it now, then when will you wait."
"I have dragged my wife over, anchor, hurry up and talk!"
"Upstairs, it's a bit too much for you to do this unless you share your sister-in-law with us."
"Hey hey hey! How can it be so dirty? Other people's wife, you are like this, and you still let others share it together. It's so exciting!"
"When I heard the anchor was about to tell jokes, I felt a warm air rising from my lower abdomen, passing through the large intestine and small intestine, reaching the stomach bag, and reaching the throat. I was so scared that I quickly stole my horse and sinking into the Dantian. The airflow was slowly pressed back to the stomach bag and returned to the large intestine and small intestine. Unfortunately, there was a hole below, and this airflow actually leaked out. It's a pity!"
"Upstairs, why don't I understand what I said?"
"That's just a fart."
"Puff666, he is really a talent!"
Seeing the live broadcast room making a fuss, Ye Tian nodded, nodded and said, "Okay, it's really not said it for a long time, so let's talk about it today!"
As soon as Ye Tian said this, the excited barrage of the live broadcast room flew past in one go, making it very lively.
Ye Tian thought for a while, then said, "Today Xiaohua went on a blind date. In the coffee shop, the woman asked Xiaohua: Is there a house? Xiaohua: Yes. Female: Is there an ifi? Xiaohua was complacent and thought that the girl should like to go online. She said confidently: There is too! Female: Is the signal strong? Xiaohua said proudly: It is full of all places in my family. But in Xiaohua's face, the woman actually showed a contempt expression after hearing it and left without looking back, leaving behind an inexplicable Xiaohua, who couldn't understand why the other party left. Xiaohua, depressed Xiaohua, finished the coffee in one sip,
Later, I went to the park to stroll, trying to relieve the depression in my heart. When I heard a couple talking sweetly, the woman asked: What am I yours? The man answered: Baby, you are my textbook. The woman said: Annoying. Then she snuggled in the man's arms with a happy face. Xiaohua only felt that he had suffered a critical hit. What was the situation? Why didn't he understand the behavior of the blind date girl today? He didn't understand the conversation between the couple. Xiaohua, who looked disappointed, went home and called his good friend. After listening to his narration, his good friend gave him a sentence: You deserve to be single."
After Ye Tian finished speaking, he glanced at the live broadcast room and showed a bright smile on his face: "I've finished speaking, do you understand?"
“?????”
“?????”
“?????”
"What the hell?"
"Why didn't I understand?"
"You deserve to be single!"
"Upstairs, do you understand?"
"No, but that Xiaohua's good friend answered that way?"
The fans in the live broadcast room were confused, what the hell?
This is a joke?!'
"Don't panic! Don't panic, everyone! Stay calm!"
"Stay! Stay! Be sure to keep it steady, we can win this fight!"
"You are paralyzed, I feel that my big knife can no longer control it."
"What the anchor said must have a special meaning. Why did the woman turn around and leave when she heard Xiaohua's words? It must have other meanings."
"By the way, what I care about most is that you are my textbook. What kind of love words are these? Even if I have a girlfriend, I feel confused."
"I beg the master to explain!"
"I feel that my IQ has been insulted."
"It must have a special meaning. I have written it down word by word. I want to study it carefully."
"Studying yarn, I have the urge to lift the table. (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻"
"Anchor, please tell me! I feel that my brain cells are dead a lot and I need to eat a lot to make up."
"I feel that textbook should refer to the real estate certificate? After all, it is very important to say that the other party is a real estate certificate."
"I feel that the analysis upstairs makes sense!"
"I feel that the analysis is unreasonable. The jokes the anchor said are not so superficial."
"I agree with the statement upstairs!"
"No matter who agrees, can you give someone more reliable?"
"I'm eager to get an answer! I'm waiting online! It's very urgent!"
"I've posted this joke to my friends."
"By the way, I'll ask the mother of the dog! The mother of the dog must know."
"Upstairs, I think you should save some effort! The jokes the anchor told can't be found on the Internet. After all, I've been so naive before."
"I'll send it to the post bar, the group and the space. I don't believe it. I can't help but gather everyone's wisdom."
"Anchor, give me some tips!"
Seeing the noise in the live broadcast room, Ye Tian smiled and said nothing.
Various speculations, various demons and gods appear, and some answers really made Ye Tian’s eyes lit up.
Of course, the answer is: No.
Ye Tian lay lazily on the grass, Ami lay quietly on the side, supporting the ground with both hands, holding her little face, staring at Ye Tian without blinking.
The flat-headed brother beside him was holding a big bone, and was still biting it constantly, grinding his teeth.
On the grassland, the bright moon is in the sky, extremely bright, and the stars are dotted on the starry sky with a special layout, shining, competing for glory with the bright moon.
The scenery is as beautiful as a picture, and the couple stays on the grassland.
It’s also a good fun to brag with your friends.
Ye Tian's thinking is diverging. On the grassland, wandering under this dazzling galaxy, his mind is calm, as if he has been purified by nature, with incomparable peace, nature and comfort.
Suddenly, Ye Tian suddenly thought of Wang Dafu who followed him into the grassland:
Chapter completed!