024 Tu Long Ru Playing, the Cruelest Ball Game in the World (Part 1)
"This is a good idea." Venus heard the useless thoughts of the White Spider, but he remembered some useful ideas: "Red and white do have invincible baby teeth, and everything is crispy. But we can use something that cannot be crispy, such as the energy field. There is a kind of shackles specially used to deal with players, called "Pale Ring". Even the most powerful players cannot break free from the Pale Ring..." She looked at Gu Tie, with a smile in her eyes: "Our Ancient Iron Demon King is not the most powerful player, but a more powerful player, so she created an unprecedented miracle and broke free from the Pale Ring."
"Pale Ring?" Gu Tie thought for a while before he remembered the experiences on the prison island. At that time, he was trapped in an energy field, with circles of energy rings wrapped around his body, and there was an energy cage outside. As long as he tried to struggle and resist, the guard could activate a mechanism, let a large drill bit extend out of the base and poke the prisoner's chrysanthemum fiercely. In order to avoid the constraints of the energy ring, he developed the second spiritual spring in his brain, broke through the blockade of the Pale Ring, and then raped the female warden, that is, Shuimiao. She was not very willing at the time and had no resistance. She was half-supported and half-hearted, and her big pale butt...
"Master Tie, Your Majesty." Venus shook his hand in front of Gutie.
Gu Tie came to his senses and smiled and said, "The Pale Ring is indeed a good thing."
Seeing Gu Tie's expression was vulgar, the white spider asked in confusion: "Is Pale Ring a 'fitness equipment'?"
"The situation was very complicated at that time." Venus also knew the story at that time and said with a smile: "My daughter tied the ancient iron to the prison island. Ink is the warden of the prison island. You know these stories too. He spent a lot of effort to break through the Pale Ring and was very hungry, so he pushed down the Ink Ring. Hehe, it's off topic, let's get back to the topic." She coughed lightly and said seriously: "The Pale Ring is a good thing. The energy shackles can be regenerated quickly, and you don't have to worry about being bitten by red and white."
"The drill bit that breaks through the sky has enough deterrence," Gu Tie added.
"Yes, drill." Venus said with a smile: "Good guy."
The white spider blinked his big eyes and asked in confusion: "Can you describe it carefully?"
Venus excitedly described the pale ring. The white spider nodded and then discussed how to create the pale ring. After a while, they sat expressionlessly, thinking about how to create the pale ring together. Seeing that they were getting more and more frustrated, Gu Tie smiled and comforted: "I know that the civilization level in this world is low, the industrial foundation is poor, and high-end instruments need to be manufactured slowly."
Venus shook his head and said with a wry smile: "I'm thinking too much, it's impossible."
White Spider said frustratedly: "The current level of civilization is probably the age of agriculture and animal husbandry. It must go through the age of thermal energy industry, the age of magic industry, and the age of post-magic industry to have a craft foundation for creating pale rings. Alas, I don't want to give up like this, but Your Majesty, if an agricultural and animal husbandry civilization is allowed to develop naturally, it will take about 10,000 years before it can reach the post-magic industry era."
"What is the thermal industry era, what is the magic industry and the post-magic industry?" Gu Tie asked in confusion.
Venus explained: "Thermal energy industry is equivalent to the current industry of the earth. In the earth's industry, energy is the core of all production, and thermal energy is the core of energy. There is no need to mention internal combustion engines and thermal power plants. Petrochemical fuel combustion, thermal energy drives internal combustion engines or gas engines, and then converts them into mechanical energy and electrical energy. The Earth's nuclear power plant is called 'nuclear power', which is also the kinetic energy converted into heat energy, and heat energy converted into water vapor. Water vapor promotes the gas turbine and gas turbine then pulls the generator. After such a super cumbersome and inefficient conversion, electric energy is produced. The magic industry is equivalent to the next stage of earth civilization. If the earth can develop to the next stage, nuclear power plants can directly convert nuclear radiation into electricity, and one step is in place."
Gu Tie thought about it and said with a smile: "I understand, continue."
"Do you really understand?" Venus asked with a smile.
"It's okay, just tell me if I can create a pale ring?" Gu Tie said with a smile.
"Only theoretically possible," said the White Spider.
"Three hundred years, unlimited resources, plus three thousand engineers with almost unlimited brain capacity," said Venus.
"That's not." Gu Tie said calmly: "The next thought, girls."
Venus and White Spider sighed together, and continued to think about the tools to deal with Hong and White. The more you think about it, the more you become, the more you become.
Suddenly, a raucous and hustle and bustle came from outside. Gu Tie walked to the window and looked at it and saw a huge football game. The stadium was similar to the football field on Earth, with goals, penalty areas, and midfielders, but the area was more than three times larger, and there were messy obstacles. The players were red on one side and white on the other side, all of them were full of armor. In the circle of the midfield, a red player and a white player stood face to face, and the referee stood in the middle, holding a rugby.
"Is this football or rugby?" Gu Tie muttered in confusion.
Venus walked to the side, looked at the stadium and said proudly: "Hehe, I know this."
"What?" Gu Tie asked in confusion.
"A few days ago, Master Bailong asked me for advice and said, "The believers just want to enjoy the favor of His Majesty every day, and they are not willing to exercise, and their butts are loose." I didn't think too much at the time, and said casually, 'Let them play more football, so their butts can be as round and tight as football'. When she became interested, she asked, 'What is football', and I just talked about the rules of football. She thought about it and shook her head, saying, 'It's not enough to only practice lower limb strength, and it requires more comprehensive exercise'. So I added another set of football rules."
"Is this football?" Gu Tie tightened his eyebrows and pointed at the rugby from afar.
"American football." Venus said with a smile.
The referee kicked off, not a football-style tee, nor a football-style tee, but a basketball-style tee. She threw the ball high, and the two heavy-armored players jumped high. The red player was taller and more explosive. First, he encountered the rugby and moved it to the hand of the red No. 3 in the rear. The red No. 3 immediately threw the ball towards the red No. 5 on the side court, but White No. 11 rushed up like a bull, knocking the red No. 5 directly out of the sideline. The referee immediately whistled, indicating that Red No. 5 dribbled the ball out of bounds and the white ball rights.
Gu Tie was stunned on the spot and exclaimed in disbelief: "Oh my god, what ball is this?"
Venus shrugged and said with an innocent look on his face: "I didn't teach them this, this is the rule they added by themselves."
White No. 11 kicked off, and shelved the ball from afar to White No. 2. White No. 2 quickly dribbled the ball, avoiding the pounced Red No. 13, kicked away Red No. 6, and was kicked away by a scree from Red No. 1. She rolled to the ground and the ball flew high. For a moment, all the red players and white players rushed over, kicking fiercely, and falling down a large piece of them. When the ball fell, the only surviving Red No. 10 jumped high, picked off the ball and ran wildly. The white players hurriedly got up and tried to chase Red No. 10. But the other white players stopped in front of them, punching and kicking fiercely...
Gu Tie no longer dared to look directly at him and sighed helplessly: "If you want to fight in a group, just say it, why bother to use the ball as an excuse."
"No matter which world or civilized human beings, they have a hobby of playing ball," said Venus.
"Yes, Hongbai really likes playing with balls." said the White Spider.
"Please, Hongbai..." Gu Tie suddenly recalled some closely related scattered scenes: broken shields, broken swords, twisted alloy combat boots, red and white bruised forehead... In yesterday's battle, Hongbai smashed countless shields, swords, combat boots, and knee pads with her forehead. Her forehead was just bruised and swollen, and there was no sign of a break in her head. It was a miracle. At that time, Gu Tie admired Hongbai's super strong forehead without further thought. Now thinking about it, Hongbai was indeed bruised and swollen.
In other words, the red and white forehead is just super perverted, not completely invincible, but can still make it bruised and swollen.
Since yesterday's blow made Hongbai's forehead bruised and swollen, can Hongbai be knocked unconscious with a further blow?
Gu Tie suddenly remembered a correct fallacy: "The strongest point is also the weakest point." For example, a swordsman is invincible in his skills, and has never lost in his sword, and dares to accept any challenge from his opponent. He defeated his opponent again and again, enjoying the glory of conquering the enemy, but ignoring the little wear of his wrist joints. Muscle fatigue is accumulating unconsciously, and the blade also has subtle cracks that are difficult to detect with his naked eyes. Finally, one day, he faces another challenge. His long-term pride and glory made him think that he can still defeat the enemy, just like countless victories in the past. In fact, he has reached the limit...
Gu Tie thought about it and said to Venus: "Add to add the rules of hockey, you are not allowed to run with the ball, you can only use a stick to tick the ball."
"Where can I find a ball stick?" Venus asked in confusion.
"Use the mace to remove the nails." Gu Tie smiled and said, "Use it first, modify it while using it."
Venus suddenly felt chills and frowned and asked, "Are you still allowed to have a fierce collision?"
"It is not allowed to go against people and not against the ball, and it is allowed to be inevitable contact after the ball is played." Gu Tie said.
The white spider quickly said, "Hey, this is really a bit too much!"
"Look at the effect." Gu Tie said: "By the way, I like fierce and strong women."
Venus didn't know what Gutie was planning, so he left the castle and went to the stadium to tell Gutie's request. When these women heard Gutie's request, they went to the arsenal to look for maces. After a while, the players returned to the court and swung the big stick to chase the ball. The ball rolled around, and the sound of the big stick hitting the plate armor was endless. The players fell one after another, and the substitutes came on the court one after another. The referees' whistles kept ringing, and the referees were knocked over from time to time.
Gu Tie looked down at the fierce and stalemate situation, and the ball in his eyes changed unknowingly, turning into a bewildered red and white. Hongbai rushed around the crowd, constantly being beaten by the big stick. She was full of confidence in her forehead. When she saw the big stick rushing towards her, she always rushed up. One big stick was smashed, another big stick was smashed, one player fell, and another player fell... But Hongbai was not invincible. Her little forehead became more and more bruised, and finally she lay down with blood on her head!
A bloody player shot hard and hit the ball into the goal. Her body was covered in blood, her armor was completely dyed red by blood, and there was no red or white. But it didn't matter, she scored the goal and the champion was born. The audience cheered in excitement. She took off her helmet and tore off her breastplate, revealing a pair of strong big *s shaking at Gu Tie, as if she couldn't wait to be rewarded by Gu Tie.
Gu Tie waved to the champion player and said to the White Spider: "Take her up and be my imperial guard in the future."
"But... she is a dragon worshiper, and does not need red and white approval?" Bai Spider said in confusion.
"Please, Hongbai is a foolish tyrant, so he doesn't care about these trivial matters." Gu Tie said with a smile.
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At sunset, the fierce football match was still in full swing on the cāo field of Longcheng Military Camp. Gu Tie sat in the high stands, holding a tactical board in one hand and carefully recorded the situation of the football match. The game is now even larger and more complicated. The red and white teams were divided into many groups, some groups attacked the future, some groups held the goal, and some groups interspersed to support the game, and the tactics were very clear. During the battle, the players made their armor rupture and the sticks were broken, which was not worse than in the morning. However, when there was no need to fight, the players calmly held their positions or quickly transferred tacticals, as rigorous and orderly as military formations.
In fact, he not only paid attention to the game, but also the movements around him. - According to the information from the believers, Hongbai made a big fuss in the southern desert, and the battle situation was similar to yesterday. The dragon's "Forbidden Air" made her fall into dust, and she turned into a mad dog and rushed around and bitten. After a fierce battle, the resistance army fled, and Hongbai was exhausted and unable to retreat. The battle ended two hours ago. Hongbai should be in a state of extreme hunger due to excessive exercise and should run all the way home to find wine, meat and food. With her efficiency in action, it was almost time to come. So he had to be more careful to avoid being attacked by Hongbai.
A charred animal climbed up from the right back corner of the stand. She stuck to the wall like a gecko, and her little tail was close to the wall like a tree snake, and slowly moved silently. She climbed to the top of the stand, poked her head on the edge, blinked her little eyes and looked at Gu Tie, and then locked in the cabinet on his right hand, which contained iced wine, chicken skewers, steaks, and black pepper ribs. She spit out her tongue and licked her lips, silently climbed to the cabinet next to the cabinet, raised her paws and grabbed the wine bottle.
But just now she touched the wine bottle, Gu Tie reached out to grab her collar, lifted her up like a puppy, and placed it on her thigh. She was very embarrassed and annoyed, jumped off Gu Tie's leg, squatted in front of the cabinet like a puppy, and shouted angrily: "Brother Gu Tie, Hong Bai is a proud and noble dragon, and you are not allowed to catch Hong Bai like a puppy. This is disrespect for Hong Bai and a great rude."
Gu Tie turned around and looked at Hongbai. He saw his forehead all the time since his little tail. The red and white scars were the same as yesterday, with scratches and burns all over his body, and the scales fell off countless times, and there was a particularly large bruised ball on his forehead. Gu Tie lightly poked Hongbai's forehead, and Hongbai snorted in pain, shouting angrily: "The scars are the glory of the warriors. Humph, Hongbai is a warrior with iron walls, so he is not afraid of pain."
Gu Tie smiled, put the bottle and snacks on the ground, and then continued to watch the game. The stands were very high and the guardrails were covered. The audience could only see Gu Tie's upper body, and they could not see Gu Tie's feet. So Hongbai lay at Gu Tie's feet with peace of mind, squinted his little eyes and drank and ate meat happily. After a while, she held a rib in her mouth and looked at Gu Tie with her little head, and hummed unhappily: "Well, Brother Gu Tie, you don't play with women seriously, but you watch football games seriously. Is it considered lack of professional ethics?"
Gu Tie smiled but didn't say anything, and pointed at the floor. The stands were made of wood, and the floor was also made of wood, not particularly thick. Hongbai first thought about wine and meat, but didn't pay attention to what was inside the stands. Now when Gu Tie reminded her, she leaned against the floor and eavesdropped on the gaps in the wooden boards. It turned out that there was a well-equipped gym under the stage, and many toned female soldiers were exercising. Some people contacted pile drivers, some even multi-purpose lathes, and some people practiced against robots, and they all sweated all over.
Hongbai blinked his little eyes and asked in confusion: "Brother Gu Tie, why has it changed to the venue? This gym is too small."
"This is the right size and is specially designed for a few elites to exercise," Gu Tie said.
"What about the others?" Hongbai asked with some unhappiness.
"We have no training. Hongbai, we are an evil capitalist country. We pay attention to the wealth of a few people and the poor of most people is not our style." Gu Tie said seriously: "Only hardworking, hardworking, strong and motivated soldiers can enjoy my personal training. Most soldiers have nothing. If they want favorable conditions, they must be stronger and more fierce."
The red and white little eyes widened, shouting seriously: "So Brother Gu Tie holds a ball game and selects excellent elites."
"Yes, Brother Gu Tie told them that the evil demon king only likes a few elite warriors and does not like mediocre soldiers. From today on, they have to prove their viciousness and violence in order to gain the favor of the demon king." Gu Tie said seriously: "From today on, the demon king's gym is no longer an unlimited park, but an elite club that only faces the champions."
"Brother Gu Tie, you are so awesome." Hong Bai was very excited and tightened his claws and said, "Well, Brother Gu Tie will not change the evil attraction of the Dragon Being Sect. Joining the Dragon Being Sect can still have sex with Brother Gu Tie, but it is not an unconditional sex. Only a few elites can have sex. Well, Brother Gu Tie is really bad, just like the Celestial Empire. At the beginning, the Celestial Empire used the slogan of "Everyone Divide the Fields Together" to bring all the workers and peasants brothers into the gang. After the Celestial Empire joined the gang and helped the gang unify the world, the Celestial Empire gave a system of "a few people are rich first". Well, Brother Gu Tie is indeed a pure descendant of the Celestial Empire."
The cunning Gu Tie was also stunned when he heard this and sighed in awe: "Oh, Hongbai, you summarized it too correctly."
Hongbai nodded, lifted the empty wine bottle and said, "Brother Gu Tie, Hongbai still wants it."
Gu Tie clapped his hands, Venus and Bai Spider skillfully gave wine and meat, and placed it directly on the ground. Hongbai continued to squat like puppies, eating and drinking. Next, the sky gradually became dark, but the girls illuminated the stadium with torches, and the ball games continued to be held one after another, and the players on the court were one after another, and the elites were also trained one after another. It was not until the cold midnight that the first round of the ball game ended, and the elites were exhausted and the elites were also climbed up Gu Tie's thighs and curled up to sleep soundly.
Gu Tie put the tactical board on Hong Bai and carefully summarized today's achievements. Venus and Bai Spider stood on both sides, using torches to help Gu Tie illuminate, and also checked various tactics together. After a while, Venus deeply exclaimed: "It's amazing. In just one day, you invented a new ball sport with a complete system. Not only rules, but even tactics have come out."
"This is definitely the most violent football game in the history of human civilization." Gu Tie whispered.
"It is estimated that three thousand players will participate in the competition and interrupt nine thousand sticks." said White Spider.
Venus thought for a while and said, "We should appropriately improve the craftsmanship of the ball stick to make it stronger."
Gu Tie thought about it and gently stroked Hongbai's forehead. Hongbai made a cheerful humming sound.
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ps: Sorry, I was invited by a friend today to play tricks. He was my college classmate and asked me to start a business together. I may accept invitations, jump to the fixed job that appears, and be an entrepreneur. If this happens, I may not be able to write stably. I will seriously consider this invitation. No matter what, before changing jobs, I will complete this book first, without impotence, no eunuch.rs!.
Chapter completed!