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023 The majestic dragon is powerful, and abandoning majesty is even more invincible

The red dragon pierced its head on the ground, like a meteorite hitting the earth, smashing out a radial pit, and its head pierced into the ground like an ostrich. But as the red dragon with a copper wall and iron wall, the most powerful warrior of the dragon clan, her forehead can break armor and her body can be bulletproof, so how could it be injured? She pressed the ground with four claws, and her limbs worked together to pull her head out of the soil. Her eyes were covered with mud and her nostrils were blocked, which made her very upset. She shook her head a few times, and then sniffed a few times to disperse these bad things.

She remembered the Dragon Word "Forbidden Air" just now, and was furious. Gu Tie actually learned skills from her and taught them to the female barbarians to deal with her. This was a very serious betrayal, very serious, and she had to pay a huge amount of astronomical money. Before that, she would teach the rebels a lesson and use the Dragon Word "Forbidden Air" to deal with her women. She burst out with a shocking roar, jumped out of the ground, and vomited at the rebels... She hurriedly sucked back the flames that had just been sprayed, then turned around and ran away.

A large group of female warriors were rushing over. Of course, the Red Dragon would not be afraid of a group of women. The dragon is the top of the biological pyramid, above all species, proud and glorious, powerful and fearless, unyielding, and never retreating. As the strongest combat dragon, the Red Dragon is even more powerful among the powerful. In the eyes of the proud Red Dragon, these female barbarians are just a few KFC luxury lunches, crispy, chicken flavor, and wrinkled. Although the number is a little too large, it is only a few bites.

They were entangled with golden lightning, which was obviously the divine power of a bastard demon king. The divine power was injected into their bodies, making them stronger and more sensitive. The excess divine power overflowed from their bodies and formed a sacred lightning with golden shining. In short, they became combat chicken wings in fried chicken wings. They were more spicy, more crispy, and more delicious. The proud red dragon was not afraid of them at all. In the eyes of the red dragon, the sacred lightning that could decompose matter at the molecular level was just the golden bread crumbs outside the fried chicken wings.

Red Dragon is the strongest warrior, how could he be afraid of a group of fried chicken wings wrapped in breadcrumbs?

Of course not, the Red Dragon is not afraid at all.

The reason why the Red Dragon turned around and ran away was that it was... a healthy life. Yes, real foodies would not overeat. Especially KFC, junk food with high cholesterol. Facts have proved that fried food is a degenerate product of the evolutionary history of human civilization, just like the appendix is ​​a degenerate product of the evolution of human body. Fried food is as harmful and unhealthy as the appendix, and it can be as little as possible. Never eat too much. If you have to eat fried food, try to eat as little as possible and exercise as appropriate before the meal to improve your body's vitality.

Therefore, the Red Dragon turned around and ran away, exercising more before eating junk food to improve the body's detoxification ability.

The red dragon ran happily, running wildly. It was like a Mercedes-Benz bus. The dragon is an animal with water, land and air. It flew fast, ran fast, and swam fast, and would never be caught up by the resistance army. Of course, she was not afraid of the resistance army, nor was she afraid of sacred lightning. She just wanted to exercise more. Life lies in exercise. Exercise improves immunity and metabolism, and can resolve the high cholesterol of fried chicken wings. If you guard the computer every day and eat high-calorie junk food, then fat is proportional to the power consumption, and health is proportional to the aging of the CPU fan. Not long after, the joints of the body will squeak like the aging fan.

That's why the red dragon ran hard, running as fast as possible.

Suddenly, a sharp arrow fell from the sky and was about to hit the back of her head. She flexibly tilted her head and avoided the sharp arrow. Another arrow fell from the sky, and the sound of breaking through the air was very harsh, as if it was about to hit her butt. She jumped out flexibly horizontally and avoided an arrow. Both arrows fell to the ground, and the red dragon smiled proudly. The dragon's reflex arc was very excellent. Although it was big, it was very sensitive to react. How could it be possible to sneak attack the dragon with only two arrows? At least one thousand.

At this moment, the red dragon heard a dense and sharp sound of breaking through the air. When he turned around, he saw a dense array of arrows covering the sky. It was estimated that there were tens of thousands. She suddenly widened her eyes and secretly cursed that it was "unscientific". There were only more than one thousand female barbarians in total, and there were only more than one thousand arrows together. How could it be possible to cover half of the sky? She looked at the distant resistance position and found that only five teams of female barbarians charged and chased, and the other five teams of female barbarians were pulling bows and shooting arrows. Their bodies were infused with the power of the devil's king, gaining super power, making them pulling the bowstring as easily as pulling their hair. With a light tweak, it was a full-open powerful shooting.

They started work quickly and kept shooting out, forming a rain of arrows that covered the sky.

While cursing the evil of the Demon King, the Red Dragon thought smartly about countermeasures. As a dragon warrior with a solid wall, she certainly was not afraid of these arrow rains. For her, arrow rain was as easy as a shower. But the warrior must not only be able to fight, but also be gorgeous and handsome. She not only wants to defeat the enemy, but also defeat the enemy perfectly and gorgeously. She was soaked in wet water, but she was not handsome at all.

No matter how fast the dragon runs, it is not as fast as the arrow. If you run in the same direction as the arrow, you will definitely be caught up by the arrow and be covered with rust-smelling water. Just like on the other hand, running against the rain of arrows, the situation is completely different. All arrows are shot and emitted, and the ballistic trajectory is parabola. When she runs against the rain of arrows, she can drill down to the bottom of the parabola without any harm. When she figures out this truth, she turns around and runs wildly, and thinks proudly: "I am indeed a witty warrior."

The rain of arrows whizzed down from the air, washing the earth like raindrops. Sure enough, each hit the red dragon. But the red dragon ran towards the rain of arrows and faced the female barbarians who were chasing. They were all full of fighting spirit, and were entangled with golden lightning, all of which were delicious. The red dragon spewed out a ball of flame and shouted confidently: "Don't stupid humans understand the principle of 'If you don't commit suicide, you won't die'? You are so eager to die. The Lord of the World Devouring Lord will do the whole door, twist your heads, and chew your bones."

"For His Majesty the Demon King." The female warrior led raised his sword and shouted: "Kill."

"Kill." Five hundred female warriors yelled together, without fear, and their toned thighs moved faster.

The red dragon rushed towards the female warrior, and the female warrior rushed towards the red dragon, and the distance between the two sides was getting closer and closer. A decisive battle between Mars hitting the earth was about to break out. At the last moment, the red dragon burst out with a shocking roar. The surging flames ignited all over his body, and his body shrank rapidly.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Most of the female soldiers lost their targets, and they looked at you. You pushed me and squeezed you, and there was obvious chaos. A small number of female soldiers saw Hongbai, screaming angrily, while slashing with swords. Hongbai jumped flexibly and jumped up and down, suddenly jumped high, and a head hammer hit the butt of a female soldiers. The female soldiers screamed loudly and fell down with their butts. Another female soldiers kicked it out in a hurry, and Hongbai also threw a head hammer to face her feet, and then there was a bursting sound of continuous fractures.

The female warrior screamed and fell down, with a big footprint on the red and white forehead. But she did not hesitate at all. She was as powerful as a shell, as petite as Jingba, and as fierce as Jingba. The female warriors surrounded her and blocked her. She pounced, bit and bumped her fiercely, hurting countless people wherever she went. The female warriors fell one after another, and she just had some extra irrelevant footprints and scratches. There was no way, this little mad dog was too petite and flexible, with mammoth-level brute force and up to-level steel and iron bones.

A few hours later, in the distant Dragon City Palace, Gu Tie retracted his consciousness and opened his eyes, sighed helplessly. The dragon-shaped red and white are powerful and ferocious, able to soar in the sky and release powerful dragon-like magic, but the young girl-shaped red and white are even more terrifying. She has the body shape of a young girl, but has completely asymmetrical power and speed, which makes the soldiers completely unable to cope.

"Oh, this is a bit troublesome?" Gu Tie murmured in a low voice.

"Your Majesty, what did you say?" Venus asked, practicing waist and hip strength on Gutie's thighs.

"Nothing?" Gu Tie wiped the sweat off her chest and rubbed it a few more times.

The fitness training is coming to an end. The hall is filled with a slightly sour smell, all the equipment is wet and sweaty, and the female soldiers are very sleepy. Some female soldiers are lying on the floor to rest, some female soldiers are already unconscious or asleep, and a small number of female soldiers are still exhausted. Due to overtraining, they all have various redness, swelling and bruises, and they probably have to rest for a while. Gu Tie quickly completed the last training for Venus, then turned off the power of the fitness equipment and announced the end of the training.

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On a north-facing balcony, Gu Tie was enjoying the scenery dyed by the sunset while waiting for Hongbai to return. Because of the asymmetric advantage of the young girl, the resistance army failed to defeat Hongbai, but instead suffered serious injuries. Hongbai also left under the protection of the Dragon Cult Army. If nothing unexpected happens, Hongbai should be angrily killed back and punished him like the city management of the Celestial Dynasty.

After a while, Venus came over with a plate and said softly: "Eat some first."

"I don't have much appetite. When I think of the red and white like a vicious dog, I feel a lot of stomachache." Gu Tie sighed helplessly.

"Please, she will punish you at most, what else can she do?" Venus picked up the bottle and shook it, and said with a smile: "This is my specially prepared honey wine, with the best quality wild honey, and some fruit pulp. And this..." She picked up a plate of fried eggs and said with a smile: "The fried eggs made with high-temperature laser are burnt on the outside and tender on the inside, but Xiaobai's specialty."

"Okay, you won." Gu Tie said with a smile.

Venus placed the plate on the table next to it, and then under the table opposite. Gu Tie sat down and ate it voraciously, without the demeanor of a god or a master at all. Venus looked at him with a smile, with charming charm rippling at the corners of his eyebrows and eyes, and a curve of joy was bent involuntarily. Gu Tie couldn't help but stop eating and drinking, and looked at Venus in confusion. Venus is different from the past, emitting unprecedented strong sensuality, not only the hot and spicy sensuality, but also the sweet love as sweet as honey.

"What do you think?" she asked with a smile, subconsciously rectifying her sideburns, hoping to make her beauty more obvious.

"Did you suddenly have any new enlightenment?" Gu Tie asked curiously.

"How do you know?" Venus was a little surprised.

"I am a god." Gu Tie said.

Venus turned his head and thought for a while, and said generously: "This afternoon, it's very pleasant."

"Oh, a few days ago, you were just a normal pleasure?" Gu Tie asked curiously.

Venus shook his head, staring at Gutie without blinking, and said softly: "I saw you for the first time. On the bar counter of the bar in the Warehouse Harbor, you let me experience the wonderful **. Later, I followed you. I have always been very satisfied with your technology. The better your technology, the more I am satisfied." Her big eyes turned charmingly and showed a sly smile: "But I have always been worried about Warehouse Harbor, and I don't know whether it is right to rely on you. You are a responsible leader, and you will not evade responsibility, and you will definitely not betray us. But your enemy is also very powerful. When you first cooperated with you, your enemy was only the White King, at most the Kired family."

"You can't imagine that my enemy will become a Tongmenghui." Gu Tie said.

"It's not unexpected. I had expected it. Anyway, the Tongmenghui is also my enemy. Even if the Tongmenghui is an enemy, I won't care." Venus sighed quietly: "Oh, I think so, but when the Tongmenghui really appears, my mood is completely different. I always worry that you will be finished and slowly get upset all day. If you are finished, the Hot Wind Harbor will definitely be finished. I put all the eggs in your basket. Oh, when I first established the Hot Wind Harbor, I didn't have such a lot of pressure."

"I'm sorry, I don't have enough relationship with you, I never know..." Gu Tie said a little guiltyly.

"No, don't apologize. No one has done this wrong. You have been working hard, and you have taken more responsibilities and hurt you have suffered than everyone." Venus smiled again: "No matter what, you are a God now, not a false one, but a real God. You can listen to the prayers of believers, absorb the faith of believers, and give believers powerful divine power. You not only help me practice, but also allow me to enjoy extraordinary happiness. You are also willing to help the warm harbor and help the Hurricane Royal Family."

"You have given me a lot of help," Gu Tie said.

"Not enough, I'm sorry, I can't help you like Venom and Ash," said Venus.

"But you have given me... all of you, I can have you completely." Gu Tie put down the knife and picked up her palm and put it in his palm. Because of the close and deep soul contract and the long-term indulgent communication, she almost became part of him. Her blood contained his magic, and her heart was almost connected with him. When he held her palm, he felt not only his palm, but her whole body. This woman belonged entirely to him, regardless of hair or blood, spirit or soul.

Venus also felt the strong bond, lowered his head and kissed the back of his hand, sighing softly: "This is my honor, Your Majesty."

Gu Tie smiled and picked up the bottle and planned to pour a glass for himself, but was surprised to find that the bottle was very light. He shook it with the bottle and found that it was empty and there was no drop of wine. Venus was also surprised. He took the bottle and shook it, opened the bottle stopper to check it, muttering in confusion: "What's going on? It was still full just now. Hey, there is a hole here, how could there be a hole?" She turned the bottle and frowned at a small hole at the bottom of the bottle. This hole was only the size of a mung bean, with smooth edges, as if it was formed by hot melt.

There was no leaked wine on the table, but there was a small hole, which happened to be the place where the wine bottle was placed. Gu Tie looked down at the table and saw a puppy holding a big wine bowl. She was as big as a wild dog, with messy hair and bruised forehead, black face, and burning marks all over her body, as if she was struck by lightning not long ago. However, she was in good spirits. She was holding a big wine bowl, spitting out her tongue and licking slowly, like a puppy drinking water. - There is no need to be "as if", she was originally a dog.

Gu Tie looked down and looked at Venus and said, "According to scientists' investigations, slight estrus can make men more excited, more focused, and more explosive. But after being completely estrus, men will be distracted and be absent-minded in anything they do. If you didn't distract me, I should have used this prop early." He took out a rubber ball from his pocket and threw it on the floor in the distance. The rubber ball fell to the ground, made a snap sound, and then jumped high with elasticity. The puppy under the table immediately turned around and rushed out, its tail shaking like an electric fan, and it flew happily to catch the ball.

Venus was stunned and smiled and said, "It's true, my fault, then I'll leave first."

Gu Tie nodded, stood up and grabbed her hand, kissed her soft lips, and whispered: "I'm so happy to have you."

Venus was stunned for a moment, his face turned red, and he hurriedly turned away like a girl who had just fallen in love, and his steps were obviously panic.

Gu Tie sat down again, staring at her swaying beautiful waist and hips, and smiled and sighed: "What a good woman."

Hongbai ran back happily, spit out a small ball and pressed it with his claws, and shouted fiercely: "The bad guy from the ancient iron demon."

Gu Tie handed out a small fragment of Terminator metal. He smiled and asked, "What?"

Hongbai took away the small pieces and ate them. He put the ball in Gu Tie's hand. He stuck out his tongue and licked his upper lip, and said angrily: "The Gu Tie Demon King used the male sex mystery to lure Hongbai, cheated Hongbai from the Dragon Word 'Forbidden Air', and then used the Dragon Word 'Forbidden Air' to deal with Hongbai. Humph, Brother Gu Tie... No, the Demon King is indeed a big bad guy, a super bad succubus magician. But the evil and cunning demon king failed. Even if the Resistance Army had the 'Forbidden Air', he could not defeat Hongbai. Because Hongbai is a super warrior who is omnipotent in the three aquatic aquatics of land and air."

Gu Tie nodded and said calmly: "It makes sense, then what?"

"As a punishment for the Demon King, Hongbai will explode Venus, which will make the Demon King heartbroken." Hongbai shouted angrily.

Gu Tie pointed to the bowl of wine under the table: "If you blow her up, you will have no alcohol?"

Hongbai's little eyes turned and shouted fiercely: "Will Hongbai explode the white spider?"

"Without the professional fire-type talent of white spiders, who will roast you with super delicious flesh and skin?" Gu Tie said.

"Then Hongbai..." Hongbai's eyes widened and shouted frantically: "Eat Brother Gu Tie's knees."

Gu Tie breathed a sigh of relief and asked with a smile: "If you dare to bite my knee, I will swell your butt."

"Brother Gu Tie dares to insert Hongbai's butt, and Hongbai will bite Gu Tie's knees." Hongbai shouted fiercely.

"If you dare to bite my knee, I will burst your ass." Gu Tie said again.

"Brother Gu Tie dares to insert Hongbai's butt, and Hongbai will bite Gu Tie's knees." Hongbai shouted again.

Gu Tie stared at Hongbai and thought for a while, and said with a smile: "Are our conversations very stupid?"

"Hongbai will never give in, we must punish Brother Gu Tie." Hongbai shouted.

Gu Tie pointed to the wine bowl: "If you put honey wine for too long, it will become sour."

Hongbai immediately turned around and crawled under the table, squatting beside the wine bowl like a puppy, and spitting out his tongue and licking the wine. Gu Tie put a plate of meat steak next to the wine bowl, and she hummed happily and shook her tail a few times. Gu Tie waited for Hongbai to eat a whole plate of meat steak before asking with a smile: "Hongbai, are you still planning to punish the evil Gu Tie Demon King who uses the handsome trick?"

"Of course." Hongbai asked hummingly.

"How to punish?" Gu Tie asked.

"Hongbai is more fragrant, crispy and fleshy, and there are many special wines." Hongbai shouted hummingly.

Gu Tie clapped his hands, and Venus and the white spider immediately pushed the dining cart. One was filled with wine and one was filled with various barbecue. Because red and white were squatting under the table like a puppy, they had to put the wine and food on the table, and there were the bones and skins that Hong and white liked. - The bones and skins are a whole piece of the pig's back, including the spine, ribs, tenderloin, and pig skin. The white spider used fire spell to roast the whole piece of meat to oil. When red and white bite, they had lean meat and fat meat and bones, which were particularly fragrant. Especially the cracked pig skin that was roasted on the high fire was greasy, scorched and hard, and had a special taste.

Gu Tie saw the greasy barbecue on the table and smiled and said, "The wine and meat are all in place, why don't you serve it on the table?"

Hongbai hummed and whimpered a few times, and he didn't want to move against the floor. It was probably because she thought she was too embarrassed and was not suitable for the table to be watched by everyone. Gu Tie had no objection, so he had to deliver the wine and meat under the table, including a whole piece of flesh and skin as big as a basin. Hongbai drank wine and ate meat, and his sharp teeth cut the bones, making a harsh crunch. Venus and Bai Spider were stunned. They knew that Hongbai was very edible, but they didn't expect that Hongbai would lie under the table like a dog, and it was not at all particular.

Gu Tie waited for Hongbai to eat it and asked again: "Hongbai, what else do you want?"

Red and white were already very satisfied, their little eyes were smiling like crescent moons, and their little tail was shaking happily.

Gu Tie shrugged and signaled that Venus and Bai Spider to prepare more wine and meat. The little mad dog ran wildly in the grassland for several hours, consuming countless energy, and must have to eat a lot. Next, Hongbai kept eating and drinking until midnight. After eating and drinking, she climbed on Gu Tie's thigh and curled up into a ball, and fell asleep directly. Gu Tie gently stroked Hongbai's little head, and her face was covered with blood and mud, which was not ordinary dirty. But her smile was still sweet, and seemed to be even sweeter.

Suddenly, Gu Tie understood a truth. Hongbai is not an ordinary little girl or an ordinary dragon. For tens of thousands of years, she has been a vending machine administrator, wandering around the desolate ruins, dealing with various dangerous players. Many players are particularly aggressive and dare to attack vending machines. The damage she suffered and the pressure she had endured was probably an unimaginable level. That's why she was so distorted, perverted, crazy, unconventional, and no lower limit.

For her today's incident, perhaps it was just an excuse to blackmail Gu Tie and cheat her for a big meal.

Gu Tie was silent for a long time, picked up Hongbai and walked into the palace, shouting loudly: "Prepare the oil pan and give Lord Evil Dragon a bath."

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The next morning, Hongbai had already gone out to suppress the rebel army. In her words, this was a serious job. In the study of the Dragon Palace, Gu Tie was also working... or "dilly". He kept recalling yesterday's battle situation, Hongbai ran around the crowd like an unstoppable mad dog. The female warriors were in a mess and could not stop Hongbai. Hongbai was small and fast, and his head was invincible. His baby teeth could bite the steel plate, his strength was greater than that of a mammoth, and his small body could ignore the general level of blow.

What is the general degree? The ability to cut an adult man into two pieces can only leave a scratch on her. The female warriors are not short of strength or powerful weapons. If Hongbai squats there in the form of a dragon, they will definitely be cut into a whole family bucket by the female warriors. But Hongbai shrinks into young girls, running around like a mad dog, but retaining the hardness of the dragon, which will be a big trouble.

Venus and White Spider sat opposite the desk, helping to think hard, the more you think, the more you feel depressed.

Venus couldn't help asking, "How do you deal with her?"

"Top the ball, wait for her to get the ball back, give her some delicious food, diamonds or this." Gu Tie waved his left hand.

"Then can they throw the ball?" asked the white spider.

"No, Qing Liuli tried it, sometimes it works, but more often it will be bitten and saliva." Gu Tie sighed.

"Prepare more shotguns and use the fine gold projectiles to bombard them all." Venus said.

"You're thinking too much, this game is a cold weapon setting." Gu Tie said.

The white spider looked at Gu Tie's left hand and said in confusion: "She likes your left hand so much. Should she put a pile driver in a trap and let her eat the pile driver? When she runs in happily, we will start the trap again...when I didn't say it." She also knew it was unreliable, and said in frustration: "Her teeth are so good, she can't control any trap, and she will definitely be bitten out."

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ps: The moral integrity is still gone (to be continued...)
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