025 Tu Longru's warm-up exercise before the main game(1/2)
In an oasis in the southern desert, the apostle stood on a towering mail tower, overlooking the barracks full of wounded soldiers, silently counting the number of lightly injured and the injuries of the seriously injured. Crescent Ambassador Riven stood next to the apostle, looking at the statistics table in the apostle's hands, his eyebrows became tighter and tighter. After a while, after the apostle finished counting, Riven shouted softly and asked in confusion: "This cannot be true."
"The effect of the 'soul chain' has not disappeared, and I can feel their damage." The apostle said calmly.
"There are 1455 people in total, 112 minor injuries, 351 serious injuries, and 218 people killed?!" Ruiwen asked back.
"Yes, serious injuries are more than three times as high as minor injuries, and sisters returning to their mother's nest are twice as much as minor injuries." said the Apostle.
"Is this science?" Raven failed to witness the daytime battle, so she didn't believe the result.
"There is no way. Anyone bitten by a vicious dog will be bleeding continuously, the wound will be ulcerated, and then the body will be infected, liver and kidney failure, which is a serious injury. If you are hit by a vicious dog, at least it will be a comminuted fracture, internal bleeding and internal organ displacement will all be fatal and serious injuries." The apostle was silent for a while and sighed helplessly: "Minor injuries are caused by our side, injured by our own arrows, cut by our teammates' random knife, burned by our own spells, and some sisters were injured by the bear traps they arranged."
"Bear catcher?" Ruiwen asked in shock.
"Yes, Your Majesty has given me the northern war report the day before yesterday, carefully describing how the evil dragon turned into an evil dog, rushing into the crowd and biting everywhere." The apostle said helplessly: "So we have arranged a lot of bear catchers, hoping to catch the evil dog. All bear catchers are reinforced alloys and are engraved with magic patterns. Even the violent bear monsters can be clamped. It should be able to control a small evil dog with less than one meter long. But after the fight, we found that the bear catcher was useless. The little evil dog stepped on the bear catcher and caught the little evil dog with one foot. The little evil dog bit and the bear catcher broke. The bear catcher was useless to the little evil dog, but it was accurate to the sisters."
Just at this time, a group of female soldiers carried bear catchers and passed under the mail tower, arranged on the edge of the oasis to resist night attacks by wild beasts. The structure of these bear catchers is very simple. Like the catchers of ordinary hunters, they are only very thick, with serrated alloy steel clips as thick as ordinary people's wrists. If ordinary people are caught by this thing, they will definitely be missing their arms and legs.
"Even such a bear catcher can't stop her?" Ruiwen asked in disbelief.
The apostle sighed softly: "Ah, this is our enemy. She is indeed a fool, but she is definitely not weak."
Ruiwen remained silent for a long time before asking, "What do I need to do?"
"Pharm and food are needed at this moment," said the Apostle.
"Where are the weapons and equipment?" Raven asked.
"I am waiting for news from Your Majesty." said the apostle.
"Okay, it's the plot of the Demon King saving the world again." Raven shook her head and left the whistle to mobilize supplies.
The apostle was exclusively on the sentry tower, observing the military camp and thinking about how to deal with the evil dragon. She trusted Gu Tie and was willing to accept his assistance, but she would never rely on it passively. If she could do something, she would do her best to do it herself, just like Gu Tie in her youth. The Holy Book records the story of Gu Tie. Gu Tie, a young man, relied on diligent training to train his thin and weak body into an athlete's physique far superior to ordinary people. She is working hard to learn Gu Tie's spirit and implement Gu Tie's will. Because true believers are not only worshippers of God, but also apprentices, disciples, and executors of will.
Suddenly, some surprise came from the soul chain, and some craftsmen who were sorting out the equipment discovered something. The apostle quickly left the wardrobe and came to the battlefield arsenal where the equipment was repaired. There were a lot of damaged equipment, shields, swords, hammers, knee pads, leg guards, breastplate..., all of which were broken or bitten by red and white. Most of the craftsmen were busy knocking and hitting, making noisy and chaotic sounds. But in a corner of the arsenal, several craftsmen were gathering together to study what equipment they were.
The apostle walked to them and asked calmly: "What did you find?"
The craftsmen stood scattered and let the apostle see a shield on the tool table. The shield was just an ordinary round shield, but the difference was that it was knocked out of a sag the size of a young girl’s forehead was not broken into pieces. Next to the tool table, there were a large number of broken shields, round shields, kite shields, and tower shields, all of which were severely broken. The apostle carefully touched the sunken round shield, and saw that the craftsmen were standing foolishly, frowned and said, “Why are you still standing there? Mobilize the best craftsmen and analyze thoroughly.”
"Yes, sir." The craftsmen agreed excitedly.
Next, several of the most exquisite craftsmen gathered together to carefully disassemble the sunken round shield to find the reason for not breaking. The structure of this shield is very ordinary. A layer of metal shell on the outside can protect the sword from slashing; a layer of asbestos in the middle can prevent fire and heat, resist flames or electric shocks; an inner layer of wooden boards and animal skins can absorb impact and make the hand feel more comfortable. All the standard shields of the Crescent Empire are in this structure, but the other shields are broken, and only this shield is not broken.
About half an hour later, a craftsman shouted in surprise: "Finished."
The entire arsenal was silent, and the apostle suddenly stood up and asked in a deep voice: "What?"
"This." The craftsman held a thick stone surface and pointed to a layer of glue on the surface: "This is a kind of adhesive that sticks asbestos into a metal plate. The shield of the Crescent Empire is all a kind of plant glue with excellent performance, but the user of this shield peeled off the plant glue and replaced it with an animal glue with very average viscosity. It was probably made of some kind of animal tissue, which is not resistant to high temperatures and low temperatures, and is easily deteriorated by water. But it is this kind of animal glue that greatly weakens the impact damage of the shield."
"Whose shield belongs to?" asked the apostle.
Another craftsman said: "There is a name on the handle, and it is very delicate."
The apostle called all the soldiers through the "Soul Chain". Soon a girl came over in disheveled clothes, wearing only vests and shorts, shaking violently, obviously without a bra. She should be a new recruit in a batch, with delicate eyebrows and thin body. She ran to the apostle and stood attentively, saying seriously: "The observation hand of the scout camp Yingge reported."
"This is your shield." The apostle asked very directly.
Yingge glanced at the split shield and said nervously: "Yes. Sir."
"Why did you replace the adhesive of the asbestos interlayer? Tell me slowly and carefully." The apostle said as gentle as possible.
Yingge took a few deep breaths. He said with great difficulty: "About three weeks ago, we were attacked by the wolf lizard. The nutritionist said, 'The protein of the wolf lizard is twice that of beef, and the amino acid ratio is suitable for the human body to absorb. So I... and a few sisters, under the pretext of going out to scout, went to hunt the wolf lizard. The barbecue was delicious, but it was easy to lose nutrients. So we took apart the shield, peeled off the asbestos, and made the shield shell into a pot. Cook hot pot with wolf lizard meat. The round shield is more suitable for making a pot, so I..."
The apostle nodded and asked softly: "How do you stick asbestos back?"
"We use the tendons and skin of the wolf lizard to make it work, and our team's nutritionist Kariya knows it best." Yingge said.
The apostle took two deep breaths before calling out to Yingge's good teammate Kariya through the "Soul Chain". After a while, a strong and plump girl hurried over, with her hair wet, and she was wearing only vests and shorts, not bras, and her big breasts were shaking very hard. She was probably just taking a bath or something. She hurried to the apostle, stamped her feet and stood attentively to salute. Her big breasts shook violently three times, and she said breathlessly: "I suggest all the poaching wolf lizards, and I am willing to take full responsibility."
"Don't worry, I won't blame you." The apostle pinched one of Kariya's big breasts and said with a smile: "It's good elasticity."
Kariya blushed, but said proudly: "Thank you for your praise, I have always adhered to Your Majesty's nutritional recipe."
"Do you want to be with you next time I serve Your Majesty?" asked the apostle.
Kariya's eyes lit up and she shouted excitedly: "Of course I want to do anything."
"Then tell us, how do you refine your animal rubber?" asked the apostle.
Kaliya was puzzled by this question, but she still answered clearly and clearly: "The main materials are the skin and tendons of the wolf lizard. Remove the hard thorns on the back. Do not leave the flesh and blood, but do not let the material dry and try to keep it fresh. In addition, several seasonings are needed, the juice of dragon blood flower, ice salt, and the roots of the wind tree..." She talked endlessly about a set of methods. If you follow the standards of ordinary conversation, this method is very complicated and complicated. If you follow the medical point of view, this method is very simple and the raw materials are easy to collect.
The apostle listened patiently, remembered the whole process carefully, and asked again: "Do you still have such animal rubber?"
"Nothing fresh, but there is some equipment that is glued to it," said Kariya.
"Go and get it now, don't miss it all." The apostle said seriously.
Next, the apostle and a group of subordinates were busy. Some analyzed the performance of animal rubber equipment, some studied the absorption principle of animal rubber, and some went out to hunt wolf lizards. At about one o'clock in the morning, the apostle went to a workbench in the arsenal, drinking water and eating meat while watching the animal rubber analysis report. Suddenly, she stood up quickly as if she felt something, handed over the command to the adjutant, took the analysis report back to her tent, then opened the treasure chest and took out the holy artifact, and made a temporary altar to call her gods.
"You seem to be very busy." Gu Tie's voice sounded in her heart, as relaxed as ever.
The apostle was in a much better mood and said happily: "Yes, we found an interesting material."
"Oh, I have invented something, you have discovered something, let me talk about yours first." Gu Tie asked with a smile.
"We studied the impact principle of the evil dragon head hammer based on the equipment that the evil dragon crashed." The apostle smiled and said, "When the evil dragon throws out the head hammer, it not only has a physical blow, but also a destructive high-frequency energy wave, which can destroy the material structure from the microscopic level. Therefore, the evil dragon head hammer is invincible and can be comparable to the master's revenge power to some extent. But not long ago, we discovered a material. Its craftsmanship and raw materials are ordinary, but it can absorb the high-frequency energy waves of the evil dragon head hammer and greatly reduce the damage."
"What material?" Gu Tie obviously increased the volume and obviously attached great importance to it.
"Wolf lizard glue, the method of refining is similar to that of the donkey-hide gelatin in the Heavenly Dynasty, is a little more complicated." The apostle picked up the analysis report of the wolf lizard glue and transmitted all the content to Gutie. Gutie then stopped the inspiration of the gods and should concentrate on the research report. After a while, he connected with the apostle again and asked seriously: "Tell me, how many wolf lizards can you capture and how much wolf lizard glue do you provide?"
"It's not clear that the wolf lizards are small groups, this group of those groups," said the apostle.
"Now, I'll tell you my invention. You probably know what we need." Gu Tie said.
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Five days later, on a balcony of the Dragon Palace, Gu Tie was leisurely reading, enjoying the beautiful sunshine and fresh air. Suddenly, a shadow covered the sky, and the red dragon landed on the balcony. Her scales were intact, and she shone with a bright red metallic luster in the sun. Her claws were as sharp as new, as if they had just polished sharp blades. Obviously, she did not fight. Ordinary warriors did not have to fight. They must have been happy to eat, drink, and gamble. But the red dragon was so irritable that they were itchy all over without fighting.
She quickly shrank into a young girl the size of a puppy, ran to Gutie, bit her pants, and shook her little head hard. Gutie sighed and fed the coffee to Hongbai. Hongbai let go of her mouth and held the cup, and drank the coffee in one sip. Then, her little face twisted into a ball, grabbed her throat and rolled on the ground, screaming in pain: "Ahhhhh. The sinister and evil Gutie Demon King actually feeds Hongbai tea. Only the boy and Maga drink tea, and Gutie brother attempts to poison Hongbai."
Gu Tie couldn't help laughing, and continued to read leisurely and ignore Hongbai's malicious and funny things. - During these five days, all the rebels hid, made various protective gear and equipment for the game, and did not come out to fight against Hongbai. Hongbai had not fought for five consecutive days, so he was so uncomfortable that he would vent his energy every day. Gu Tie had long been accustomed to Hongbai's various bad behaviors, so he was not surprised.
Hongbai rolled on the ground for a while, climbed to Gu Tie and squatted, staring at his little eyes and shouting, "Brother Gu Tie."
"What's wrong?" Gu Tiexin asked absent-mindedly.
"You feed Hongbai and drink coffee." Hongbai shouted angrily.
"I just feed you, I didn't force you to drink it yourself," Gu Tie said.
"But Brother Gu Tie clearly knew that Hongbai would eat anything that Gu Tie puts to Hongbai's mouth, without any hesitation. This is Hongbai's love and trust for Gu Tie, but Gu Tie abused this pure brother-sister love and this eternal and immortal trust, put a cup of coffee beside Hongbai's mouth, and let Hongbai get drunk in one mouth." Hongbai stared at his little eyes and shouted fiercely: "Gu Tie, coffee is a kind of weak drink, only soft boys and Magazine drinks."
"In other words, I'm a soft boy?" Gu Tie asked with a frown.
"Yeah, yeah, Brother Gu Tie is a boy raised by Hongbai." Hongbai said proudly, and his little tail shook a few times.
"Wait a minute, I'll get you wine and meat." Gu Tie put down his book and left in a hurry. Hongbai jumped onto the chair first, curled his body and lay on the warm place of Gu Tie, then jumped onto the table, and used his little claws to open the book Gu Tie just read. There was a giant dragon mark on the cover, with four gold-plated characters "The Book of Dragons". The bookmark was sandwiched in the adult chapter of Honglong. Maybe just saw this. Hongbai looked at the content with his little head and thought proudly: "Well, did Brother Gu Tie use the tactic of 'knowing the enemy and winning every battle'? But it's useless. Hongbai is perfect and powerful. As long as he clamps his butt, the battle will end early."
After a while, Gu Tie came back with a plate of things. Hong Bai jumped to the ground, squatting like a puppy, constantly spitting out his tongue and licking his lips, and his tail shook quickly. Gu Tie put the thing on the table and poured a glass of wine to Hong Bai's mouth. Hong Bai was stuffed without hesitation, exactly like drinking coffee just now. Gu Tie cut a piece of meat and handed it to Hong Bai's mouth, and Hong Bai ate it without hesitation. Next, Gu Tie handed the meat piece after piece to Hong Bai's mouth, and Hong Bai ate it all without hesitation.
Gu Tie put a piece of stuff on Hongbai's mouth, ate it in one bite, and then... his little face was twisted into a ball.
"You just ate a piece of soap." Gu Tie said with a smile.
The red and white eyes were wide open and said angrily: "Soap uses animal fat as raw materials, which is also considered meat."
"Hey, that's how..." Gu Tie was a little stunned. The early soap was indeed made of animal oil.
Hongbai became happy again: "Hongbai is a complete carnivore, so he can eat soap in one bite."
"If you have the guts, eat it." Gu Tie was a little angry and handed out another piece of soap.
Hongbai was not polite at all. He opened his mouth to swallow the soap, and then burped out a colorful bubble. Gutie fed a few pieces of soap, and Hongbai swallowed it in one mouthful without any ambiguity. The more he ate, the happier he became, and the little tail was shaken happily. After Gutie fed the soap, he just continued to feed Hongbai and drink one cup and eat Hongbai. Hongbai was a little vigilant at first. He first sniffed his nose and sniffed it. Then he whined his wine and ate meat. But as the number of times increased, she gradually abandoned her vigilance and drank and ate meat without hesitation.
Gu Tie handed out another piece of stuff, Hongbai opened his mouth and bit it, and then...and... her little mouth was stuck.
"This is a piece of super glue." Gu Tie laughed proudly: "You can actually eat it."
Hongbai wriggled his little mouth hard and tried to open his little mouth and spit out the strong glue. But her mouth was the same as a crocodile, with super terrifying biting force, but the power to open his mouth was very weak. Now the strong glue sticks to it. The small mouth is almost impossible to open. She winked and made her face turn red, but no matter how hard she tried, her mouth didn't move at all. Gu Tie poured a glass of wine, sent it to Hongbai's little mouth and shook it, and said with a smile: "Come on, the world's number one foodie, drink this glass of wine quickly, drink it quickly."
Hongbai opened his mouth even harder, but he couldn't open his mouth any more. It was completely impossible to drink.
Gu Tie put the wine glass beside his mouth and slowly drank it in one sip. Then he squinted his eyes to make a taste of it. In fact, his taste buds had long deteriorated and it was difficult to distinguish the delicious aroma of wine, just like eating all spiders with chicken flavor. He pretended to be a while and sighed very comfortably. He picked up a piece of roasted rib and swayed it in front of Hongbai, and then put it into his mouth.
Next, Gu Tie ate and drank in front of Hongbai. Hongbai's face turned red with anxiety and could not break away from the super glue. After a while, Bai Spider sent a large piece of meat and skin that was roasted into dark gold, and fat oil kept overflowing. Venus sent a bottle of special wine that emitted the aroma of wine through the bottle stopper. Gu Tie sighed proudly and cut a large piece of greasy pig skin for himself, pouring a large glass of fine wine. Hongbai's eyes were so anxious that they turned red, and suddenly the whole person blew fire. The eyes, ears, nostrils, and pores in his body were all spitting out. The super glue in his mouth was melted by the flames, turning into some black ashes and could no longer stick to his mouth.
Hongbai burst out with shrill screams, jumping up fiercely like a cannonball, and chewing on his flesh and skin. Gu Tie was scared to take a step back, and Venus and White Spider were the same. Hongbai is so scary now that it is like... a crazy hungry pig. When the pig eats food, there will be obvious squeaks. Hongbai is now constantly squeaking, as if he has transformed from a mad dog to a mad pig. Gu Tie looked at Hongbai who has transformed into a mad pig and understood the truth again. Hongbai has no minimum moral integrity, only less.
Hongbaibaji finished eating a piece of meat weighing about ten kilograms and drinking a bottle of about four liters of wine. It only took ten minutes in total. She burped with satisfaction, teared off a tablecloth and touched her mouth, and then stared at Gu Tie fiercely, shouting: "Au Tie Demon King, the brave Hongbai officially declared war on you, and shouted out your believers, a fair, just, and open duel."
"I don't know what you are talking about." Gu Tie said.
"Brother Gu Tie, do you think Hongbai is a fool?" Hongbai asked angrily.
"Yes." Gu Tie nodded.
Hongbai's little eyes glared and shouted fiercely: "Brother Gu Tie, does Hongbai look like a second fool?"
"Yes." Gu Tie nodded harder.
Hongbai pouted his lips unhappily and shouted: "Brother Gu Tie, you don't read the lines according to the script, which is annoying. Hongbai asked, 'Do you think Hongbai is a second fool?', you have to shake your head and say 'No'; Hongbai asked, 'Does Hongbai look like a second fool?', you have to shake your head and say 'No'. Then, Hongbai asked, 'Then why do you say stupid words in Hongbai', and you are so weak that you can't say it. If you say 'yes' and 'yes', then the line can't be followed, and the plot cannot develop."
Gu Tie thought for a while and said with a smile: "Okay, let's talk about the lines again."
To be continued...