The witch is very depressed now. In her script, these two unruly children who are not polite should be caught by her like others in the past, bullied and intimidated by her, leaving a strong psychological shadow, and ran back to desperately spread the greatness of Lord Gegewu.

The evil name of Lord Gewu spread throughout the kingdom is like the black wings covering the sky and the sun. Just thinking about the mud legs that make you urinate and spill in all kinds of other things when you mention your name. It feels like drinking the best medicine soup with a hundred kinds of poisons in an instant.

A kind of supreme pleasure (sense) like the old man who sucked a wedding ring with Zhu Nan and fucked Zhu Nan and leaned over. The Gege even felt that his witchcraft could stop the world in ⑨ seconds now!!

Well, you will never understand the perverted (mood) preferences of the psychotic old woman with different personalities. She is so high that she almost used her fingers to drill into her temples!!

However, people made mistakes and horses made mistakes. She never expected that when she came to visit her favorite garden today, she actually met two children who looked like her own food. This made her so happy that her heart was paralyzed. However, after easily getting one, the other one was beyond expectations and it even made her furious.

There is a special connection between the witch and the witch. She couldn't help but remember the complaints of a compatriot a while ago... [Recently, it's getting harder to coax the child. I built a small house with fragrant bread. The roof was thick cake and the windows were bright candy. I wanted to invite them to have a rich meal in the house. What do you think? The group of bastards said, "Mom said you can't go into strangers' homes casually." While eating the candy house that I worked hard for! Not only tables and chairs, but also his mother didn't even let go of the turf! Are children who are lying in a big trough so cruel nowadays? That's really grass! It's just a cream, as for it!? You think it's a chocolate bar!!!]

The sad expression of the compatriot at that time was still fresh in the memory of the sad face of the compatriot. She originally sneered at it. What kind of combat power can a child have? Even a powerful hunter can be beaten by himself, let alone a group of naughty little troublemakers?

But now, Gegewu has to face up to her attitude. She underestimated Green's whole body and underestimated the action of this cheating child.

"Repent, witch, the only reason for your failure is to let me burst into pieces."

Green, who was wearing only a pair of briefs, suddenly changed his style. His short body suddenly became swelling and tender face, and his tender lines became tough, with clear edges and expressionless faces. He deeply admired the charm of his father. He made a judgment declaration in a calm tone: "You are already shit."

"Breaking clothes? Are you not the one who took off the clothes..." The witch curled the corners of her mouth, and then she started to laugh at herself again: "It just so happens that there is no fabric that is inconvenient to cover up, I can just put it in the pot and catch him for me! My babies!!"

The witch shouted, and the carnivorous plants moved in response. For a moment, more than a dozen slippery tentacles stretched out at an extremely fast speed, and the speed was so fast that they had exceeded the limit of human dynamic vision.

However, it is of no use.

Green jumped hard like a prophet, and easily avoided the capture of the tentacles.

"What! This is impossible!!" The witch screamed in shock, but the next moment, her smile became sinister again: "I lied to you, do you think I would say that? This garden is my home court. If you jump into the air, it means you have lost the advantage of free dodging on the ground. Be obediently and surrender! I promise not to beat you to death!!"

After saying that, the tentacles were curved very flexibly, and rolled towards Green, which was still hanging in the air one meter above the ground.

"You old woman, do you really regard the protection law of minors in the kingdom as nothing? An illegal person like you is the most unforgivable existence of our motherland flowers. For our freedom, I will accept you!!" As she said this, Green suddenly opened her arms and flew, closed her legs, and rotated illegally, while rotating, and her body floated out of the capture range of the tentacles very lightly. After landing, Green slowly stood up and looked at the witch and smiled proudly: "The mystery of the Beidou God Fist - Kongji Liuwu."

"What!? This is impossible!!"

This time, the witch was really shocked. She was cruel, cold and crazy. She felt the great humiliation from this little failure very decisively. She pointed at Green in anger and roared: "Catch him! Catch this little bastard! I decided! I won't beat him anymore! I'm going to stew him!!"

【Yes, YourHighness!】

The tentacles seemed to have really received the order, intertwined in a very humane way into a string of Western words, and then hurriedly chased Green who was running away.

"Chama! Old lady, do you think the same move will have two effects on the kidney fighter?? It's so sweet, it's even sweeter than the jam sold by Aunt Patty!" Green, who turned around and flexibly avoided the attack of tentacles, turned around and laughed and mocked: "I have practiced it in avoiding dodging. I recognize the second place in the entire village. No one dares to call it the first. Just because of your DIO hair, you still want to catch me? Go home and play with donkey eggs hahaha!"

"Wow, ah, I'm so angry!! If you have the affair, don't run away!!"

"If you have a genital, don't chase me!"

"Come here and let me add a BUFF to you!" Waving the broom in his hand, the witch said something she couldn't understand.

"You'd better leave it for yourself! I'll be afraid that you can't bear it later!"

At this time, Green had already run to Jack. He looked at his friend and found that his eyes were empty. He looked ahead, except for his slowly rising and falling chest and abdomen, motionless.

Green was so sad at that time: "Damn it! I said why I asked you to do it together, you didn't respond. It turned out that I was asleep!!"

Have you ever seen someone sleeping with their eyes open!?

Seeing Jack, who was completely unable to move, was also indecent, especially when a urge to urinate in his dantian...

However, when Jack's panicked heart suddenly calmed down when he saw Green running towards him. The tacit understanding of getting along for a long time made him know what his friend wanted to do, and the witch was in trouble.

"If you don't want to participate, just look at me. I'll borrow your slingshot first."

The witch rushed over with her broom in the back, which obviously made Green not have much time to delay him, so he took off the slingshot that Jack had been fitting around his waist, and then took off a single-belt backpack that Jack had been carrying on his back.

The backpack was purchased by the two of them in the commercial area when they entered the palace. Green said that he, who owned 97 silver coins, could fully enrich his treasure bag.

Because I bought a lot of things, the weight of this backpack was really not light. Jack felt a little sorry for borrowing 10 silver coins from Green, so he volunteered to become a coolie.

The blessing of this decision, the treasure bag that carries hope, was finally not reimbursed by the mucus of tentacles along with Green's clothes.

"Get ready for trial! Old lady!!"

Green carried the treasure bag and suddenly made people feel that his temperament changed. A confident curve appeared on the corner of his mouth. You know, the treasure bag was filled with nightmares for the whole village.

Green, who has great curiosity and action, often puts dangerous things in his backpack as a tool for committing crimes when he is naughty.

It is called a multi-functional tactical backpack by Green. It was designed by Green and Bell, who served in his soldier's father, and then used a kind look to invite the Nishimura tailor to help. It is not only sturdy, but also can hold a lot of things. More importantly, the cross-body strap is very convenient to carry.

When he got the finished product of the one-shoulder backpack, Green was very happy. You know, he claimed to be a prop school. He had a backpack that could carry various tactical props with him, which greatly satisfied him, and at the same time... it also brought great panic to the friends in the village.

As for why, let’s look at the present.

Green, who got the thing, rushed towards the witch, who was frightened by countless people, without fear.

“…”

Seeing Green's resolute expression and brainless behavior, the witch was stunned at first, then sneered, and did not make any harsh words, muttering softly.

No one can understand what she said. It was a whispering voice, but it filled the entire space, as if it had incredible magic, which echoed directly in people's minds.

In this world ruled by the divine power, although in an evil camp, the witch's status can be comparable to the priests of the temple. Even the priests who can only listen to the teachings of the gods directly are not as good as witches in their overall role. This is beyond doubt. For example, a hunter with a high level has surpassed the limits of human beings. With the assistance of props and equipment, the hunter can even hunt the extremely powerful ancient dragon species.

However, only this is limited, the things that can be done with simple power are very limited, and most of them are related to destruction.

On the other hand, witches, their witchcraft can make them build a candy house and have a permanent shelf life. Their curses can put an entire kingdom into a sleep for hundreds of years and those sleeping people will not die of old age. They can also tamper with the human body from the rules of conservation of energy and turn people into animals such as mice, cats, and horses.

Although these people lack strength, it is not an exaggeration to call them demigods in their almost omnipotent witchcraft. If they are freed from the shackles of life and death, they... are gods walking in the mortal world!!

However, this was useless. When Green immediately understood the witch's incomprehensible whisper, he could not understand. How could this guy get what he wanted to do if he wanted to enlarge this guy!!

Without hesitation, he took out something from the treasure bag and pulled and put it on with a slingshot.

Whoosh ~~

The object shot out from mid-air and rushed directly into the witch's mouth, instantly interrupting her witchcraft singing!!

The sound of bursting sounded from her mouth, and suddenly, the witch felt her brain become blank, as if her thinking was instantly exhausted!!

The thing Green launched into the witch's mouth was a dangerous weapon that once terrified the children in the village, because it would not only cause double damage to their bodies and minds, but also be beaten by adults after they returned home!!

Its name is:

【Biochemical fried eggs】

As the name suggests, it is the use of rotten eggs that have been shelved for more than three months as ammunition. When hitting the enemy, the terrifying smell will not be washed even if the skin is burned with hot water!!

Now, such a dangerous biological weapon actually exploded the witch!!

Gege admitted that his food menu has always been a very curious and thrilling thing, but those things are really delicious after hot processing!!

Now this rotten egg is like a deep invasion of the old lady's tongue, and her brain is blank. The foul-stenched senses almost deprive her of all her thinking, making her never forget the smell.

The old lady who has not been through hundreds of years of experience can't help but remember the descriptive sentence in a book I've read before: [Smelling protein, in my mouth... Oh!! My mouth is about to be pregnant!!]

Well, although the description is very appropriate, doesn’t an old woman think it’s strange to recall this thing!!?

When she came to her senses, the old lady had already vomited all over the floor in an ORZ position. The feeling of discomfort even made her almost suspect that she had vomited out her stomach.

Stinky...stinky little guy...

Humiliation, anger, shock, unwillingness, all kinds of complex feelings were mixed into the witch's heart into an extreme hatred. She wished she could eat her flesh and crush her bones and ashes.

The eyes, which were rendered by hatred, were covered with terrifying blood. The witch raised her head and looked at Green, who was already standing in front of her at some point, but saw...

"There is only one reason for your failure."

The match was cut open, and the swaying flame was brought to the thing Green leaned towards the other hand. He looked at the witch's extremely terrifying eyes and said calmly: "That is, you despise the protection law of minors that we regard as sacred. I think you have done a lot of excessive things to us citizens under the age of eighteen before? Eat the heart of a child? Kidnapping and abuse of a child? You can do it... You are an old dog that endangers our physical and mental health!!"

The ignited items were aimed at the witch's blood-red eyes. They were used when Green was fighting in a group to drive away the enemies who besieged him. It not only caused group damage, but also caused a terrifying burning effect. Many enemies were beaten up by their parents because of their burning holes in their clothes. Because they were approaching the Sea God Festival, foreign merchants brought them to the Kingdom of Yade, so... it was not difficult to get it successfully.

"Please take the call!! The fire dragon king's breath!!"

The ignited short fireworks burst out with the hot light and fire, at a very close distance, covered the entire witch's face within the attack range!!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The screams of a blackboard were as harsh as scratching and grinding, resounding throughout the garden.

Naughty kid vs. old witch.

Naughty kids win!!

PS: It’s a bit rushed when I write it later, so don’t complain about my sloppy writing style.

In short, the witch's difficulties have been passed. By the way... did anyone think that this would be the way of fighting?
Chapter completed!