12. Not playing cards according to the routine is the best skill of the bear child
Green, now nine years old, is the king of the naughty children in the East Village. Not only is it a nightmare for children, but he has never been afraid of anyone in a fight.
In the heart of this little boy, he felt that he was very strong, and must be very strong. As for how strong it is...well, as long as the tools and traps are prepared, is it considered a black bear?
Such great achievements are not possible for ordinary children.
According to Green's script, he would definitely fight with the evil witch for hundreds of rounds like a hero in the story, and then seize all her magic powers, get all her treasures, and marry a beautiful princess to live a happy and beautiful life. This is the link of the fairy tale.
Or by fighting, he revealed the true face of the ugly witch. He was a beautiful and cute girl. Then he hit the bed and killed the other party so much that he threw away his armor and called his mother. Finally, he smiled and said with a blank look, "I can't survive without that bird"... Well, this is only available in the book. Moreover, it will take several years for a nine-year-old child to evolve from an Agu beast to a tyrannosaurus.
Nine years of life and death are inseparable, and I can't forget it. Young man please come back... Well, this is a bad ending, and then a big reversal. Green, who was knocked off the cliff, discovered a cave. It was the treasure of a legendary hunter who had been dead for many years. Green got an unimaginable adventure here. He practiced for decades. After coming out of the mountain, he emerged from nowhere and was intimidating. He first destroyed Shaolin, then slaughtered Wudang, contracted the whole world's villages, and then went to bring those little princesses to the wicked... Well, this script is a bit too exciting.
In Green's opinion, it should not be difficult to get an old woman with her feet half into the coffin with her wolf-like power.
However, today his tender and naughty little hoof kicked a steel plate, like a thorny one.
"What happened!! I practiced my skills from the heart!!"
The unyielding roar showed contempt for fate. Green, who was restrained, stared at his indifferent friend with a blazing eyes: "Are you a three-year-old child? Only when the two join forces can we knock down this old woman! Why don't you understand!?"
..., you uncle, I want to move, but how should I move? It’s simple and capable. Please change my position with me, bastard!
There was not even punctuation marks. Jack roared and said that in his heart. His unhappy eyes stared at Green blankly. After trying many times, his body could not move. Jack couldn't help but feel sad. He didn't expect that he would be caught by an ugly old witch with a hooked nose for life. It was a great humiliation. I hope he could be gentle when doing things that children should not watch...
Just now, when Green rushed towards the witch and used the Naughty Boy's Wild Ball Fist, the witch just smiled sinisterly and raised her hand to point at Green. Green was swollen by the tentacles that suddenly popped out of the cannibal garden.
The speed of the tentacles was like the attack of a venomous snake, insidious and swift. Soon, a few afterimages that were too fast to see clearly rushed up. When Green came to his senses, his hands, waist, and legs were tied up by the tentacles full of transparent glimmer and raised them.
"Jijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijis I want to sneak attack me at home? It's so sweet, just like the cucumber soup I cooked. Is your head kicked by the king's stupid donkey son?" The ugly old woman danced ecstatically: "You dance, you are slutty, if you have the ability, you escape from the bondage of the mothers and babies."
The next moment Green really escaped from the bondage of carnivorous plants.
witch:"……"
This is impossible!!
You should know that in order to capture food more effectively, the tentacles of these plants are extremely tough, and even with a good sword, it is difficult to cut open. The main purpose is to wrap the prey tightly, prevent it from moving, and drag it towards itself little by little.
The mucus on the tentacles is not useless. Due to different types of plants, the effects of mucus are also different. Some contain highly toxicity, while others contain terrifying corrosiveness. Not to mention the toxicity, corrosiveness is to melt prey and facilitate the absorption of nutrients by oneself.
The witch didn't want Green to die too easily, so the carnivorous plants she chose were also very special. Their binding strength could break the bones of a strong cow. Their mucus would make the person touched with a heaviness of being deeply trapped in the mud, and the strength of struggle became smaller and smaller, and he watched his fate of being about to be eaten by the plants.
But Green escaped...
He was like a doll operated by a third-rate puppet master with poor skills, his body swung and twisted strangely. The child's undeveloped and tender body allowed Green to easily do poses that adults could not do, which was equivalent to a difficult pose in yoga, but... it hurts a little.
Then I saw him slid down to the ground.
You read that right, it just slipped down!!
At the expense of clothes, Green slid out with a slight sound; at the expense of pants, Green successfully broke away from the bondage on his thighs.
After landing, he smiled proudly with his hands on his back: "The secret - the technique of escape from the shell"
Are you stupid, are you stupid? I'm so stupid? I remember back then, when I was so lucky to society, I used this trick to avoid the enthusiastic bear hugs of many adults. You just want to catch me? Go back to your nest to grind your teeth!!
Whenever he uses this move, Green will lose a piece of clothing and then go back and will be beaten by his mother. Therefore, Green has to sign this magical skill as a mystery. It is a trick that he will only use when he has to fight for opportunities!!
Now, it is the time to use this trick. After the first time, Green realized that it would be very unfavorable for him to start a war with the witch in this garden. Moreover, his hands were empty, and his odds of winning were even more slim than the old woman holding a broom.
What? A broom cannot add attack power? Don’t you know that brooms and feather dusters are treasures that are specially designed to deal with naughty children? There is a congenital suppression!!
More importantly, Green clearly saw clearly that the broom head of the old witch's hand was inlaid with blades, and the cold light flashed. Green even thoughtfully whether those blades were sent by the bee staff by the person who had been cheated by the old witch.
The head started to hurt a little, and Green felt a little helpless. It seemed that this fight was a bit difficult to fight...
PS: Sorry, I can only get here. I am a little tired today and want to rest early. By the way, the contract has been sent out. Whether I can sign A successfully depends on a few days later.
Actually, I have been worried about whether this book chooses multiple heroines or single heroines, so even a girl who is expected to become a heroine has not come out.
It feels like I can't control the more heroines, but the heroine's words... I feel that it will be a great loss. You know, the most beautiful girl in fairy tales is the beautiful girl, such as the world's most beautiful Snow White, the Cinderella who is a typical family drama, and the mermaid who is willing to endure pain and devote her life to love... (In fact, I like this girl the most in all fairy tales. She is simply a childhood goddess, but Andersen tells us that for the sake of misogyny, I am Lao Xu's ancestor!!)
Although the protagonist is Green, this book is not limited to writing Grimm's fairy tales. I also have some knowledge of Andersen. Forget other oriental ones like Calabashes.
This book’s Western fantasy template, fairy tale blueprint, original story, probably that’s it…
Finally, please recommend...
Chapter completed!