14. Looting is common sense in RPGs
In fact, Gege Witch lost this time, because she did not put Green on the right position from the beginning, but she completely got rid of it and was defeated by the naughty child's behavioral pattern of not playing according to routines.
This garden is the home court of Gegewu. Logically speaking, even if a high-star hunter breaks into this place, he only has a word of pounce. Gegewu never expected that she would rarely manage the garden and hand it over to a gardener to take care of her, and would fall into the hands of the gardener's son.
While studying the new medicine soup recipe at home at Gargwu House, a child used her garden as a training ground for practicing dodge skills? And during the practice, he had already remembered all the attack patterns of carnivorous plants in his heart.
This is an environmental factor, and the following are personal factors.
If you simply talk about strength, the Gege Witch is definitely the top, just because she is a witch. However, perhaps God deliberately suppressed the witch, a crazy profession, and the witch can do anything, and its long lifespan is enough to be comparable to the immortal species, but... the witch's physical fitness is no different from that of an ordinary old woman.
They don’t know how to harden, how to use stone wall technique, and they don’t even have the magic power to protect the wall that every mage has in the legend.
Such defects make their defense unbelievably weak, and even an adult man can beat them up to cry and call them mom.
But they are not stupid, so they naturally know what it means to play to their strengths and avoid their weaknesses.
If you encounter a professional hunter who has obtained a certificate in the Hunter Guild, Gege will definitely not say anything. He will ride a broom and fly to the sky to occupy the air supremacy first, and then use summoning techniques to consume him, transforming techniques to tease him, and cursing techniques torture him. Anyway, it is all kinds of conspiracy.
In fact, the rise of every witch's reputation means that there are many warriors or hunters who stand up for justice, and they are all killed by the witch's shameless air-to-ground suppression tactics.
Every witch is complacent about the infamy it has created, and they regard it as a glory, a glory that is revered by ignorant mortals.
In the eyes of Gegewu, even the hunter himself doesn't take it seriously, let alone the little brat?
The key to her failure is this. When professional hunters capture prey, they can make the most of their use of the surrounding environment and the props they carry. As long as they can catch prey, they are willing to use any kind of despicable means, such as beating, traps, poisoning, sneak attacks, etc.
In some ways, this group of groups that target hunting monsters to protect the weak is much more terrifying than those powerful but irrational beasts.
Gegewu would never have imagined that one of the two eight or nine-year-old children he met today relied on naughty things and was stalemate with adults and children for a long time, and he would bring out the talents that hunters should have to the extreme at such a young age?
Therefore, the Gege Witch, whose ability to resist fighting is similar to that of an ordinary old woman, was decisively defeated by the oral stimulation of rotten eggs (one blow to break the defense), the high-temperature burning of fireworks (critical hit to weak point) and the blinding effect (continuous damage to the white light of flames).
Don't imitate good kids.
"Just win like this..." Jack, who had recovered his ability to move, had a complicated expression, and his embarrassing face fell on his embarrassing face: "Is the legendary evil, cruel, cold and ruthless super villain finally defeated by the head of the Four Hegemons of the East Village?"
He looked at the witch who was covered in burnt face, blackened by gunpowder, and was lying on the ground unconscious, and picked up the short fireworks that gave the witch a last blow, with a line of boys on it.
[Gunpowder products, stay away from fire, if there is any violation, you will not be responsible - Bus station sign 311, Deer Road, Finland Town, Beid Kingdom, Com Fireworks Factory sincerely reminds you: Please accompany your children when they are lit]
"...Is there a word written on it? I don't know any of them."
Jack, who was poor since childhood, had no spare money to go to the college to receive education. Even if the king set the rule that the tuition and miscellaneous fees for the top students was exempted from tuition and miscellaneous fees, it would open the back door for those who could become pillars of the country in the future, Jack had his mother to take care of him, so he did not enroll.
Think about it now, if I accepted the college’s admissions last year, I might be able to become a pharmacist or a lawyer in the Kingdom Court of Justice when I grow up, wouldn’t it?
"Wait, what are you doing?"
Just when Jack was feeling emotion, he found Green squatting in front of the witch from the corner of his eyes, and put his hand into her clothes for a while to grop. Jack's expression suddenly became terrified: "Oh~Fake! Green, when did you become interested in the old lady? You promised to be loyal to Little Red Riding Hood until death!?"
"Rareless! What nonsense? Have you forgotten the story told by the bard? After defeating the evil and ugly demon king, you can get money, equipment, props, and things called experience value from him." The strange smell on the witch made Green's little brow frown tightly, but his curiosity as a naughty child still allowed him to overcome these difficulties and continue to explore the old woman's thin body.
Jack: "What is the experience value?"
Green: "How do I know what it is?"
Jack: "…"
"But, isn't this good? I always feel that this is impolite. Moreover, since the national laws have all the evil (indecent) loli will be beheaded, then... is the same crime for the old lady?" Jack lowered the brim of the straw hat and said embarrassedly. Among the four tyrants in the East Village, he is definitely the most conscientious.
"Oh, I found it! Look!!" Green, who was excited and smiled, took out a lot of candies hidden in his witch's clothes and handed them to Jack to show.
"...Damn it? Are there any more!? Give me some!"
Oh~ Praise the great sea god, you should know that the candies made by the witch are sweet but not greasy, and have endless aftertaste. They are definitely the best among the best!!
Jack instantly rushed over and decisively fed his conscience to the dog.
"I said you're so anxious." He laughed and cursed. Green speculated maliciously about the witch's attempt: "Why is this old woman carrying so many snacks for children on her? Is it true to seduce the flowers of our motherland? It's really abominable..."
Continuing to explore the witch's flat body, Green did not forget to turn around and remind Jack: "And you, eat it leisurely, don't forget the portion of Bell and Tom, ah! There is also Little Red Riding Hood! The witch's candy is something that can bring goodwill. Maybe she can also invite her to play the couple's wine and make a vow to get married after growing up."
"This kind of pure love that is similar to childhood sweethearts..., shouldn't you first consider building a house next to Little Red Riding Hood's house?"
"That's too troublesome. When I save enough 10 gold coins, I will go to Little Red Riding Hood's house to propose marriage so that I can sleep in Little Red Riding Hood every day."
I remember saying that the marriage system in this world is very simple. You can get married at the age of 16, but there are also examples of getting married early. As long as both parties agree, you and your spouse can live together no matter how old you are. However... if you have a wedding room, you can only wait until you are over 16, otherwise you will break the law and will be squatting.
"I have it!!" It seemed that I had touched something again. Green took it out happily and looked at it, and suddenly became dumbfounded: "Emma, I seem to have found something amazing."
"What's wrong?"
Jack looked curiously and saw that Green was holding a small black cloth bag in his hand. The cloth bag looked very ordinary and not special. Jack asked in confusion: "Is this thing very powerful?"
"Of course, this is a super violent poison!"
“…How did you know?”
"I have a manual." Green turned the black cloth bag to the other side to show Jack, and saw a piece of paper sticking on it, and wrote:
[It melts when touching water, and it works quickly. This medicine powder can instantly poison ten Ailiji mammoths. Gegewu's original secret recipe. It has absolutely no problem with reputation. You... deserve it]
"I can't understand." Taking off the straw hat, scratching my head, Jack put the hat back, and his confusion was overwhelming: "I've been very strange since I used to be. Green, have you not gone to the college for compulsory education? Then why do you know how to read?"
Although as I grow older, even if I can’t read, I can still understand the meaning of the store name on the street, this matter will never happen to children, especially Green, who just plays all day long!!
"Oh? You said this?"
He carefully put the black cloth bag into the high-end toy partition of the treasure bag. Green took out a thick book from it and threw it directly to Jack, saying indifferently: "This is one of the things left to me by the uncle who taught me the leap of faith. He told me that knowledge is useful no matter where, without culture, will make it difficult for you to move forward in the future. At least, you must start by learning literacy. This sentence makes me feel very reasonable, so I ask the village chief grandfather to teach me every morning."
"Actually you just want to find Little Red Riding Hood..." The expressionless face revealed Green's real purpose. Jack couldn't help swallowing. You know, this may be the only chance he has in his life, and in terms of appearance, it looks very similar to something that only wealthy people have.
He stared at the precious books in his hand, and four large gold-plated characters were written on the bright red cover, which looked luxurious and extraordinary.
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PS: Sorry, I updated it so late. Actually, I thought that since there were 4,000 words yesterday, can you be lazy today? But... let it go.
Chapter completed!