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When hackers meet computer idiots(2/4)

Xiaobai: You come every day, are you very curious about me?

Hacker: It's not curiosity, it's a habit, I just came in

Xiaobai: Humph, I have a good way to change your habit

Hacker:...oh?!What's the solution

Xiaobai: I went to the telecommunications bureau to change the bandwidth to 1K, so you can't squeeze in because it's too narrow, haha~~

Hacker: Genius!... Then can you still surf the Internet?

Xiaobai: Yes, just go on it slowly!

Hacker: I'm here again.

Xiaobai: It’s just right, I’m asking you if I have something to do.

Hacker: What's the matter? This time I asked me to help you change the water bill!

Xiaobai: Can you crack the password?

Hacker: Nonsense, I'm a hacker...

Xiaobai: Help me solve the Da Vinci password!

Hacker: Go to death, I've watched too many idiot movies...

Xiaobai: Do you find it interesting to enter my computer every day?

Hacker: It's interesting!

Xiaobai: What's the point

Hacker: I'm studying why your virus-filled machine doesn't die.

Xiaobai: I know!

Hacker:...#¥%! Why?

Xiaobai: This is called using poison to fight poison!

Xiaobai: I want to control your computer too

Hacker: That won't work, I'll be crazy if someone enters my computer

Xiaobai: This is unfair!!

Hacker: Well, okay, then you can control it

Xiaobai:...But I don't...

Hacker: Haha~~~ That's why I agree!!!

Hacker: I'm here again

Xiaobai: This may be the last time we met [Yueying Reading Channel

Hacker: Oh? What happened?

Xiaobai: I want to reinstall the system, anti-virus, and firewall to prevent you from coming in!

Hacker: So you hate me so much...Okay, I won't come anymore, see you

Xiaobai: Well...ah, wait a moment!! Let me teach me what is reinstalling the system first!

hacker:……

Xiaobai: Can you answer computer questions?

Hacker: It should be

Xiaobai: Which key on the keyboard is the most handsome?

Hacker:...I don't know

Xiaobai: Of course it is "F4"!!

Hacker: fainted!

Xiaobai: Can you answer another computer question?

Hacker: As long as it's not your idiot problem

Xiaobai: I'm serious!! Can you operate my computer?

Hacker: Yes, yes

Xiaobai: If something goes wrong, you can solve it too

Hacker: Your problem should not be difficult

Xiaobai: That's great, my fan doesn't seem to turn anymore, please help me change one

Hacker:...I'll leave first

Xiaobai: My computer is really broken this time

Hacker:... I just checked, there is no problem with your computer

Xiaobai: That's you bullying me

Hacker: No

Xiaobai: You have it! The MP3 files passed to me have no images!

Hacker: Help~~~~~~~

Xiaobai: Ask you a question

Hacker: Say

Xiaobai: In addition to mine, can you also control other people’s computers?

Hacker: Some can...

Xiaobai: Is it okay if you don’t have an internet connection?

hacker:……

Xiaobai: Can you turn on someone else's machine remotely?

hacker:……

Xiaobai: You can still steal top-secret files!!!

Hacker: I think you have watched too many movies, go and take a shower and go to bed

Hacker: It's so late, why haven't you been offline yet?

Xiaobai: Oh, it's time to get off, I'll unplug the power supply

Hacker: Slow! You won't shut down?

Xiaobai: Yes, just click to turn off the power, it stopped moving, and could only press the power supply

Hacker: You modify the registry: Open HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\WindowsNT\CurrentVersion\Winlogon Right-click on the Winlogon item, select "New" → "String Value", enter "PowerdownAfterShutdown", and then double-click to edit the value to 1, and you can automatically shut down after that.

Xiaobai:...I'll press the power supply

Hacker: You just said you wanted to tell me some good news, what is it?

Xiaobai: Huh, today a boy used my computer.

Hacker: It's horrible, is there anyone who dares to use your computer?

Xiaobai: Yes, he was so scared that his face was blue when he opened it. I was embarrassed and went out. An hour later, I saw him sitting on the chair and smiling.

Hacker: I know what's going on. Did he clean your computer?

Xiaobai: Yes, how did you know?

Hacker: Oh, I've been used to the messy twists and turns in your computer. Today I came here with a lot of ease. I thought I had entered the wrong computer.

noob:--!

Hacker: But it really took me some time.

Xiaobai: But do you know what I said to him later?

Hacker: What did you say?

Xiaobai: I told him to turn my computer into exactly the same one.

Hacker:◎o◎[

Xiaobai: Then he stared at him for a long time and rushed out *_*

Xiaobai: Don’t say that I am Xiaobai anymore in the future!

Hacker: What? Have you drunk Nao Platinum?

Xiaobai: Humph, I'm actually very smart. Today I have invented a new way to save electricity

Hacker: Oh, let's hear it
To be continued...
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