When hackers meet computer idiots(2/4)
Xiaobai: You come every day, are you very curious about me?
Hacker: It's not curiosity, it's a habit, I just came in
Xiaobai: Humph, I have a good way to change your habit
Hacker:...oh?!What's the solution
Xiaobai: I went to the telecommunications bureau to change the bandwidth to 1K, so you can't squeeze in because it's too narrow, haha~~
Hacker: Genius!... Then can you still surf the Internet?
Xiaobai: Yes, just go on it slowly!
Hacker: I'm here again.
Xiaobai: It’s just right, I’m asking you if I have something to do.
Hacker: What's the matter? This time I asked me to help you change the water bill!
Xiaobai: Can you crack the password?
Hacker: Nonsense, I'm a hacker...
Xiaobai: Help me solve the Da Vinci password!
Hacker: Go to death, I've watched too many idiot movies...
Xiaobai: Do you find it interesting to enter my computer every day?
Hacker: It's interesting!
Xiaobai: What's the point
Hacker: I'm studying why your virus-filled machine doesn't die.
Xiaobai: I know!
Hacker:...#¥%! Why?
Xiaobai: This is called using poison to fight poison!
Xiaobai: I want to control your computer too
Hacker: That won't work, I'll be crazy if someone enters my computer
Xiaobai: This is unfair!!
Hacker: Well, okay, then you can control it
Xiaobai:...But I don't...
Hacker: Haha~~~ That's why I agree!!!
Hacker: I'm here again
Xiaobai: This may be the last time we met [Yueying Reading Channel
Hacker: Oh? What happened?
Xiaobai: I want to reinstall the system, anti-virus, and firewall to prevent you from coming in!
Hacker: So you hate me so much...Okay, I won't come anymore, see you
Xiaobai: Well...ah, wait a moment!! Let me teach me what is reinstalling the system first!
hacker:……
Xiaobai: Can you answer computer questions?
Hacker: It should be
Xiaobai: Which key on the keyboard is the most handsome?
Hacker:...I don't know
Xiaobai: Of course it is "F4"!!
Hacker: fainted!
Xiaobai: Can you answer another computer question?
Hacker: As long as it's not your idiot problem
Xiaobai: I'm serious!! Can you operate my computer?
Hacker: Yes, yes
Xiaobai: If something goes wrong, you can solve it too
Hacker: Your problem should not be difficult
Xiaobai: That's great, my fan doesn't seem to turn anymore, please help me change one
Hacker:...I'll leave first
Xiaobai: My computer is really broken this time
Hacker:... I just checked, there is no problem with your computer
Xiaobai: That's you bullying me
Hacker: No
Xiaobai: You have it! The MP3 files passed to me have no images!
Hacker: Help~~~~~~~
Xiaobai: Ask you a question
Hacker: Say
Xiaobai: In addition to mine, can you also control other people’s computers?
Hacker: Some can...
Xiaobai: Is it okay if you don’t have an internet connection?
hacker:……
Xiaobai: Can you turn on someone else's machine remotely?
hacker:……
Xiaobai: You can still steal top-secret files!!!
Hacker: I think you have watched too many movies, go and take a shower and go to bed
Hacker: It's so late, why haven't you been offline yet?
Xiaobai: Oh, it's time to get off, I'll unplug the power supply
Hacker: Slow! You won't shut down?
Xiaobai: Yes, just click to turn off the power, it stopped moving, and could only press the power supply
Hacker: You modify the registry: Open HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\WindowsNT\CurrentVersion\Winlogon Right-click on the Winlogon item, select "New" → "String Value", enter "PowerdownAfterShutdown", and then double-click to edit the value to 1, and you can automatically shut down after that.
Xiaobai:...I'll press the power supply
Hacker: You just said you wanted to tell me some good news, what is it?
Xiaobai: Huh, today a boy used my computer.
Hacker: It's horrible, is there anyone who dares to use your computer?
Xiaobai: Yes, he was so scared that his face was blue when he opened it. I was embarrassed and went out. An hour later, I saw him sitting on the chair and smiling.
Hacker: I know what's going on. Did he clean your computer?
Xiaobai: Yes, how did you know?
Hacker: Oh, I've been used to the messy twists and turns in your computer. Today I came here with a lot of ease. I thought I had entered the wrong computer.
noob:--!
Hacker: But it really took me some time.
Xiaobai: But do you know what I said to him later?
Hacker: What did you say?
Xiaobai: I told him to turn my computer into exactly the same one.
Hacker:◎o◎[
Xiaobai: Then he stared at him for a long time and rushed out *_*
Xiaobai: Don’t say that I am Xiaobai anymore in the future!
Hacker: What? Have you drunk Nao Platinum?
Xiaobai: Humph, I'm actually very smart. Today I have invented a new way to save electricity
Hacker: Oh, let's hear it
To be continued...