When hackers meet computer idiots(1/4)
Hacker: I control your computer
Xiaobai: How to control it?
Hacker: Using Trojans
Xiaobai:...where? I can't see it
Hacker: Open your Task Manager
Xiaobai:...Where is the task manager?
Hacker:...under your computer!!
Xiaobai: There is nothing in "My computer"
Hacker: Forget it, when I haven't done anything
Hacker: I have control over your computer
Xiaobai: Oh
Hacker: Are you scared?! Hey
Xiaobai: I'm here just right, please help me kill and kill viruses. I have a lot of problems with my computer recently
hacker:……
Xiaobai: Why do you always come in and out of my computer?
Hacker: You can install a firewall
Xiaobai: If you install a firewall, can’t you enter?
Hacker: No, I just want to add some fun, so controlling your computer will make me feel very idiotic
Xiaobai: I heard you can create "viruses"?!
Hacker: Yes
Xiaobai: Can you control other people’s computers?!
Hacker: Normally
Xiaobai: Then can you hack those websites?
Hacker: Of course, haven’t you heard people call me a “hacker”?
Xiaobai:...Oh~~~`I thought it was because you were very dark...
"Bang~~"
Hacker: I'm here again!!
Xiaobai: Don’t you feel annoyed when you come in every day?
Hacker: It's very annoying. Your machine is the worst I've ever seen.
Xiaobai: No, this is a famous brand
Hacker: I mean, except for mentally retarded games, there are only viruses in your machine
Xiaobai: Oh~~ Then have you seen my "Lilian Watch"? I don't remember where to install it. I've been looking for it for a long time.
Hacker: Goodbye
Hacker: Hi~~~ I'm here!
Xiaobai: I haven’t seen you for several days, and I’m blocking my firewall?
Hacker: Haha, joke, it's easier to get on your machine than mine, don't you miss me anymore
Xiaobai: I want to ask you for help
Hacker: What's the matter?
Xiaobai: Can you enter the power system to modify some data?
Hacker:...what do you want to do!!
Xiaobai: Please, please help me consume my home electricity bill this month...
Hacker: Go to death!!
Hacker: Where did you die?!!!
Xiaobai:...I have been out for a few days, why are you looking for me?
Hacker: I want to find something
Xiaobai: What are you looking for here?
Hacker: Virus, find an old virus from previous years, only the virus on your machine can be saved the most comprehensively
Hacker: I'm here!!...
Hacker: Why don’t you talk?
Xiaobai: I'm in a bad mood
Hacker: Who bullies you?
Xiaobai: One of my Q numbers is lost, and I have my first love online
Hacker: This is simple, I'll get it back for you
Xiaobai: I can't get it back
Hacker: Impossible, tell me, how many numbers?
Xiaobai: Woo~~~~ I just don't remember
Xiaobai: Come out for me!!!
Hacker: What's wrong?!
Xiaobai: Have you used my ID to play on the forum?!!
Hacker:... Sorry, I forgot to tell you, but I didn't do anything bad, so I made up a post, I promise not to play again next time
Xiaobai: That won’t work!!!
Hacker: What else do you want?
Xiaobai: The post you posted is so blushing. I'm so happy that I'm so blushing for the first time. You have to make one more for me.
Hacker: Destroy!
Hacker: Hey, I did something very interesting just now
Xiaobai: What's the matter
Hacker: I went to the forum to post it
Xiaobai: This is very common&
Hacker: I will blame the post when I see it, and I will scold the poster as a pig, which is easy to relieve my anger
Xiaobai: Wow, it’s so satisfying. I never dared to be banned!
Hacker: Yes, it has been banned.
Xiaobai: Is this still interesting?!
Hacker: Yes, because I'm using your ID
Xiaobai: Are you a master?
Hacker: Can be said to be true.
Xiaobai: How high is it?
Hacker: Well, I hack myself when I'm bored
Xiaobai: Ha, I will do this too!
Hacker:#¥%! You can do it too?!
Xiaobai: Yes, it will be black as soon as it turns off...
Hacker: Get out!
Xiaobai: Can we meet?
Hacker:...This is not very good, why do you want to meet
Xiaobai: I want to see if you are the same as I think
Hacker: Heh, what do you think?
Xiaobai: Very handsome, wearing a tights, and very magical. You can go anywhere and maintain world peace everywhere.
Hacker:...You are talking about Spider-Man, Boss!
Hacker: Hello~~~
To be continued...