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When hackers meet computer idiots(1/4)

Hacker: I control your computer

Xiaobai: How to control it?

Hacker: Using Trojans

Xiaobai:...where? I can't see it

Hacker: Open your Task Manager

Xiaobai:...Where is the task manager?

Hacker:...under your computer!!

Xiaobai: There is nothing in "My computer"

Hacker: Forget it, when I haven't done anything

Hacker: I have control over your computer

Xiaobai: Oh

Hacker: Are you scared?! Hey

Xiaobai: I'm here just right, please help me kill and kill viruses. I have a lot of problems with my computer recently

hacker:……

Xiaobai: Why do you always come in and out of my computer?

Hacker: You can install a firewall

Xiaobai: If you install a firewall, can’t you enter?

Hacker: No, I just want to add some fun, so controlling your computer will make me feel very idiotic

Xiaobai: I heard you can create "viruses"?!

Hacker: Yes

Xiaobai: Can you control other people’s computers?!

Hacker: Normally

Xiaobai: Then can you hack those websites?

Hacker: Of course, haven’t you heard people call me a “hacker”?

Xiaobai:...Oh~~~`I thought it was because you were very dark...

"Bang~~"

Hacker: I'm here again!!

Xiaobai: Don’t you feel annoyed when you come in every day?

Hacker: It's very annoying. Your machine is the worst I've ever seen.

Xiaobai: No, this is a famous brand

Hacker: I mean, except for mentally retarded games, there are only viruses in your machine

Xiaobai: Oh~~ Then have you seen my "Lilian Watch"? I don't remember where to install it. I've been looking for it for a long time.

Hacker: Goodbye

Hacker: Hi~~~ I'm here!

Xiaobai: I haven’t seen you for several days, and I’m blocking my firewall?

Hacker: Haha, joke, it's easier to get on your machine than mine, don't you miss me anymore

Xiaobai: I want to ask you for help

Hacker: What's the matter?

Xiaobai: Can you enter the power system to modify some data?

Hacker:...what do you want to do!!

Xiaobai: Please, please help me consume my home electricity bill this month...

Hacker: Go to death!!

Hacker: Where did you die?!!!

Xiaobai:...I have been out for a few days, why are you looking for me?

Hacker: I want to find something

Xiaobai: What are you looking for here?

Hacker: Virus, find an old virus from previous years, only the virus on your machine can be saved the most comprehensively

Hacker: I'm here!!...

Hacker: Why don’t you talk?

Xiaobai: I'm in a bad mood

Hacker: Who bullies you?

Xiaobai: One of my Q numbers is lost, and I have my first love online

Hacker: This is simple, I'll get it back for you

Xiaobai: I can't get it back

Hacker: Impossible, tell me, how many numbers?

Xiaobai: Woo~~~~ I just don't remember

Xiaobai: Come out for me!!!

Hacker: What's wrong?!

Xiaobai: Have you used my ID to play on the forum?!!

Hacker:... Sorry, I forgot to tell you, but I didn't do anything bad, so I made up a post, I promise not to play again next time

Xiaobai: That won’t work!!!

Hacker: What else do you want?

Xiaobai: The post you posted is so blushing. I'm so happy that I'm so blushing for the first time. You have to make one more for me.

Hacker: Destroy!

Hacker: Hey, I did something very interesting just now

Xiaobai: What's the matter

Hacker: I went to the forum to post it

Xiaobai: This is very common&

Hacker: I will blame the post when I see it, and I will scold the poster as a pig, which is easy to relieve my anger

Xiaobai: Wow, it’s so satisfying. I never dared to be banned!

Hacker: Yes, it has been banned.

Xiaobai: Is this still interesting?!

Hacker: Yes, because I'm using your ID

Xiaobai: Are you a master?

Hacker: Can be said to be true.

Xiaobai: How high is it?

Hacker: Well, I hack myself when I'm bored

Xiaobai: Ha, I will do this too!

Hacker:#¥%! You can do it too?!

Xiaobai: Yes, it will be black as soon as it turns off...

Hacker: Get out!

Xiaobai: Can we meet?

Hacker:...This is not very good, why do you want to meet

Xiaobai: I want to see if you are the same as I think

Hacker: Heh, what do you think?

Xiaobai: Very handsome, wearing a tights, and very magical. You can go anywhere and maintain world peace everywhere.

Hacker:...You are talking about Spider-Man, Boss!

Hacker: Hello~~~
To be continued...
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