Chapter 0772 Earth People's Customs (Repair)(1/3)
It turns out that it is very difficult for children to coax...
Because, you have no idea what they suddenly think of or are about to do in their little heads, especially when facing a little girl from an alien?
“…”
“…”
Agent K and Agent J looked at each other speechlessly, and then they all breathed a sigh of relief.
"If I had such a tiring job every day, I would rather go back to my police force and chat with drug dealers, thieves, robbers, smugglers and stolen guys?"
Agent J thinks that because he doesn't know how to be a nanny, and he hates being a nanny, especially the kind of nanny who needs to make an alien girl happy...
All right,
He felt a little dizzy now, and he didn't know if he was confused by his own thoughts or by some little girl?
"It's too late!"
"Our organization does not accept any form of resignation. If you have to do that, the consequences may be something you cannot afford."
Agent K first glanced at the little girl in front of him, then turned to look at the complaining companion beside him, and then ruthlessly hit his new assistant.
Because the people in black do not talk about human rights here, they are just a group of people who do not exist! When you come in, you have to go through layers of selection. When you want to go out, there are generally only two ways:
Either die on the way to a mission one day, or you have to retire when you are old...
"Hey! My God, please Boss K, can you not be so serious?"
"I just want to make a joke with you and then complain a few times. Are you the one who is like this?"
"Hey! Wait for me!!"
However, Agent J found that his companions didn't listen to his nonsense at all. They just turned cold and led the little girl ahead to the outside of the Agent's restaurant, forcing him to chase after him quickly.
...
It almost took a lot of effort and wasted most of the day, but no matter what, Agent K and Agent J barely managed to deal with the alien little girl Anne who was persuaded back by the two of them!
They are now very grateful...
Fortunately, the other person's dietary standards seem to be more inclined to them?
Moreover, they also found that some of the other party's aesthetic views and tastes seem to be similar to those of the Earthlings?
Anyway,
From beginning to end, they were not asked by the other party to look for those alternative, disgusting and sticky alien foods! Instead, they basically barely satisfied the other party by using the normal food they often eat. After a long rest after the meal, they were able to persuade the other party to go to the customs registration office with them and prepare for subsequent alien entry and registration work?
As long as they bring people to the destination, to the customs hall on the N-floor underground floor at the bottom of the headquarters building and the underground port of call of the "foreign-related" spacecraft, their mission will be completed!
"Annie, let me introduce it to you: Maybe you have seen it too. This is the headquarters of our uncles in black who are the ones you mentioned..."
"We, the man in black, was founded around 1950 by the federal government, and it should be almost the same, I remember it was established at the beginning of the Cold War... It was just to try to get in touch with aliens like you?"
"At the beginning, basically no one on us Earthlings wanted to believe in the existence of alien life..."
“But it turns out that they do exist!”
"Later, I remember it was in 1961 that they finally had their first contact with us. At that time, I was still a child... Is it probably as tall as Anne, you?"
"well……"
"In this blink of an eye, counting the time, decades have passed, and I am in my fifties..."
Agent K and his heart assistant Agent J led the little girl who was following them and walked forward towards the customs hall, while briefly introducing the history of their "foreign-related" management and registration agencies of the Earthlings.
"It's incredible to think about it..."
"The first aliens who came to Earth were just a group of interstellar refugees? In short, they may be a little different from you, the lost little guy. At the beginning, they seemed to be just thinking about using the Earth as their political refuge?"
"Of course, it's a bit different from the four guys you saw in the restaurant. The aliens at that time were taller, taller than the earthlings, and they weren't as cute as you?"
"Actually, it's not just J. Even I, if the intelligence information provided by the headquarters was not accurate, would have almost recognized you as a little girl on our earth..."
The road to customs is a bit far away. They still need to walk through two corridors and then pass through the elevator to get down. So, Agent K continues to talk nonsense. He likes to do this. This relaxed conversation will make their work very efficient.
Because, just now, they have obtained a lot of valuable information from chatting with each other.
For example:
The other party comes from a planet called "Runish Land", and his home is in a "voodoo Land" in the "Varolan Continent". Moreover, the other party seems to be a little princess in a kingdom called "Grey Order". However, K and J will not go into delving into whether it is a country. Anyway, they only need to know that this little guy's background is not the kind of interstellar refugee who can be bullied by others!
And that's...
That alien planet called Rune Land seems to have many intelligent life races that look very similar to the humans on Earth, or almost exactly the same as the humans on Earth? Of course, it is said that there are other people who don’t look like the humans on Earth at all...
"I don't like the four little bugs in the restaurant very much!"
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Little Anne, who was following behind the other party, was looking around and gradually feeling a little impatient with this boring place, couldn't help but frown and curl up when she heard the other party mention the four little aliens in the restaurant who could make everything dirty.
Anyway, she just doesn't like the four sings that are super ugly, ugly, and seriously affect her appetite. They look like four stinky guys who don't have hair!!
It was in this other person's territory. If it were a different place, Anne might have burned them all with a fire. How could they let them run to themselves and jump, noisy, and sing and making fun of themselves while they were having their own meals?
However, this also made Annie feel a little proud in her heart... because, now she finally found four guys who sing even worse than her, so that her originally impatient steps became a little happier?
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(Tibers, who was held in his hand by his little master, was ruthlessly used as a rag just now and suddenly didn't understand, what's the matter...is something to be happy about?)
"You don't like them?"
"But, they like you very much... Also, I saw that you got along very well just now, and I thought you were friends already..."
K noticed it when he was in the restaurant just now. This little guy seemed to have never driven him away or said something to the four attentive guys, which made him think the other party didn't dislike him and the four alien old friends!
But who would have thought that the truth would be like this?
"snort!!"
o(′^)o
Rest a friend?
Annie won’t regard those ugly and weird guys as their friends!
Moreover, she wouldn't have told Uncle K that if they hadn't been there and made her feel a little restrained, she would have taken action to deal with the four guys long ago!!
"Okay, I think I understand..."
"But Annie, please rest assured. After registering later, you will be free. You don't have to stay at our headquarters all the time. You definitely don't have to face the four guys all day long."
"In fact, this is our headquarters and customs location, and most of the time, no alien would be willing to stay here."
"There are about 1,500 aliens on our planet now. Most of them are staying in Manhattan, and the other parties have a little bit... Most of them are good people who are obedient and have been disguised when living outside. But if you are like you, it's not necessary at all, and you definitely don't need to worry about being discovered by ordinary people!"
“Anyway…”
"I think boss Z will definitely have arrangements for your business. We are very professional in handling foreign affairs such as you aliens!"
Ding ~!!
It was not until after opening the elevator door that Agent K, who had been leading the way in front and introducing the situation to the little girl on his own, finally breathed a sigh of relief and stopped.
To be honest, although communicating with aliens is one of his basic tasks, the matter of guiding an alien girl still makes him feel a little twisted, because he doesn't know what to say at all, and he doesn't know how to coax a little girl at all. He can only pick up some familiar things and introduce them randomly, just try not to let this little guy be idle...
Fortunately, the two of them have successfully fooled the little guy back and served him with delicious food and drink. They are finally ready to hand the other over to the customs staff!
Then……
They can almost submit their jobs and write reports! And in the next two days, I guess they can have a good rest?
In general, today's field mission was quite relaxed and smooth, and it seemed that it did not happen like the bad confrontation he had imagined. He himself was not as cleansed or tampered with his memory as other agents.
"oh……"
(,,??.??,,)
Annie suddenly felt a little bored again because that kind of thing sounded like a lot of trouble and was not fun at all! Moreover, she didn't need these people to arrange it! If she hadn't been afraid that they would bother her all day long, she would have gone out alone to continue her own food, drink and play journey.
In short, she has been to many earth plane worlds and is really familiar with this city! At most, it is because of its details and eras, or the crowds?
Anyway, she has money now, and the green money from another world can be spent directly? That really surprised her... As for whether she will come to her door because of the wrong numbering or printing date in the future, it is not her business!
Who told them to only collect paper money instead of gold coins? Anyway, there was a lot of green banknotes in her pocket that Uncle Colson and the others gave him back then. Now they took them out and spent money on themselves, and they were just enough to make the best use of them.
"Ha! I said Boss K?"
"Does she understand that you are so young and telling her so many messy things? I think you are wasting your time, so it's better to say something else fun and interesting!"
"Are I just right? You must not understand the cute clever little Annie?"
When the automatic door of the elevator slowly closed and when the elevator began to run down quickly, Agent J, who walked in with him, first complained to his companion two times before tweeting at the little girl with a reluctant look in front of him, as if she wanted to tease this cute little guy and then find some happiness for herself?
Unfortunately, his abacus seemed to be out of date again...
Because, after the other party rolled his eyes at him, he turned his cute little head to the side, as if he was unwilling to talk to him, making him do it like a self-indulgent fool?
"well……"
To be continued...