Chapter 0771 contact with smuggled aliens(1/4)
“Look!”
"Little girl, look here. This is a fun little toy, you will definitely like it..."
Two men in black with sunglasses stood in front of Annie. One of them took out a cylinder, and there was a charming red light on his head.
Click!!
Then, it flashed a sudden bright light...
“…”
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Alas, it's coming again...
"look!"
(w)
The blonde little girl stretched out a tender little finger.
"Shushu, look here, this is the forgetting curse, and forgetting is empty!"
(* ̄ ̄)─┉─:☆
"Okay, you can go back!"
"Remember, you have never seen me before. If someone asks me, you just don't know?"
o(^w^)
"Hey~ Wait!"
"Boss k, you just heard it? Look at what he said just now, 'We are not the kind of agency that hosts interstellar parties...' But you may not know that in my impression, our headquarters seems to be such a hodgepodge circus that gathers all kinds of aliens. It is very vivid and vivid. Isn't it just an agency that hosts interstellar parties?"
"Haha! This is really interesting. He must have said that on purpose, he..."
In the passenger seat of a classic car that looks very ragged and can still be on the road after countless years, a black suit with a short buzz cut and curly hair and a funny face, a black man with a long face dancing forehands to the calm face beside him and driving the car seriously jokingly.
They had just come out of the headquarters. While there was no one else around him, he finally couldn't help but take out the words of his boss he had just heard and laughed unscrupulously, mocking their "boss" behind his back with a very ungraceful manner.
"All right……"
"What I mean is... our boss Z, he speaks very... quite funny?"
Seeing that the companion next to him was still the dead man with a stern face, he did not continue his words and smiled. He felt that his laughter seemed to be a little low, and the black man with big lips scratched his head awkwardly. In the end, he had to change the topic just now under the cannibalistic vision of the other party squinting over:
"Wow, this car is so beautiful..."
Just after saying that, the black man with big lips felt that what he said was a bit against his will...
Because he didn't think that this classic car, which has a history of at least a few decades, is beautiful... At most, it is just a little faster and has a little more noise. Its overall performance is somewhat inconsistent with its appearance that should have been forced to be scrapped in other countries.
“…”
"Forget it, Boss K! Now you can say it, where are we going now?"
Regarding these taciturn new colleague and new partner around him, the black man in big lips and black suit said that he was a little uncomfortable with the current atmosphere. Because he didn't like such serious guys, who are usually the kind of fools who have bad interpersonal relationships and are not good at communication?
But no matter what, compared to the new colleague who was driving beside him, the fat and big-eared guys he used to be at the New York Police Department were much worse!
Besides, he is still a complete newcomer, he is still very unfamiliar with everything, and he still has some habits he had when he was in the police force, and he has not yet changed it...
Of course, he didn't want to change, because that was his nature and the other party had to endure it!
Now,
Although they are partners, given that the other party's position seems to be higher than his and he is also his "guidor" at the same time? Therefore, he has no other choice except to silently endure the awkward atmosphere now. After all, he is asking for his job now... But even if he can't continue to joke about his boss or anything else, if he asks about the direction or what task is about to be performed, this kind of thing is definitely OK, right?
"Please call me Agent K!"
"We are now going to visit a new alien who has just appeared on Earth and then conduct basic registration and guidance on her. This is one of the basic tasks of our men in black...!"
“Um…”
"It's almost done, please be patient, Agent j, I think we're going to the destination soon."
Agent K, who was concentrating on the bustling roads of Manhattan, first glanced at the newcomer who had just joined the job yesterday, quickly turned his eyes back to the road outside the front windshield.
After all, this road is very prosperous, and his car is a bit special...
So, if he doesn't concentrate on driving, if he accidentally hits someone or another vehicle, it's not what he wants to see! You know, their men in black are the most elite, a capable agent dedicated to alien affairs. If they can get into a car accident and expose some things on the road, the joke will be really big!
"That...k,k agent?"
"That's right, I've always had a small question... You may also know that it's a bit too hasty to just use the first symbol in front of our letters as a title? Our agents are not just the two of us, but there seem to be only twenty-six English letters in total. If some people repeat it, wouldn't they often call the wrong person?"
"So, I think it's very necessary to call me Agent Edward by 'j' directly, or simply simply, to call me Agent Edward?"
Agent j, or it can be said that the original Officer Edward was struggling for a while, finally couldn't help but feel lonely and confused in his heart, and began to speak out to Agent K who was concentrating on driving.
This incident happened last night when he calmed down after being excited last night. Now he finally had the opportunity to ask the new partner and old employee of the Black-clad organization "k" around him. Because he thought, if he could give the organization a reasonable and correct suggestion, he might be appreciated and reused, right?
For example, give him a promotion or a salary increase?
etc…
Oops!!
Thinking of this, Agent J, or James Darrell, Edward suddenly felt a sudden heartbroken!
Because, he never seemed to have asked anything about the treatment, salary, or holidays of the man in black? Then... he seemed to be inexplicably fooled by the other party to use the righteousness of protecting the earth, and then joined the organization of the man in black in a confused way?!
It's over! It's over!
God bless!
Just don't know...
Now he reiterates the questions about treatment, what about salary and holidays, is it still time to ask? Then... will he be the memory clearer to eliminate his memories by these angry guys, and then throws him Edward back to the New York police force and continue to deal with drug dealers and gangsters?
Of course, maybe it is to directly destroy others? Thinking about the secrets and organizational disciplines he already knows, it seems that it is really possible?
Thinking of this, Edward started to sweat coldly on his forehead, and he regretted joining the "Man in Black" organization... However, if he had not raised the issue of treatment, he felt a little unwilling to be dissatisfied... Anyway, no matter what, he was unwilling to be removed from the people who knew the truth, or worked hard to find out the weekly salary in this organization that was not sure what the weekly salary was, and whether he had any holidays to be exploited by evil capitalists in other names!
"Please shut up!"
"Agent j, the name code is not something we should worry about now!!"
Before the guy beside him had a gloomy face and didn't know what he was thinking about continued to talk, Agent K made an impatient shout and stopped him because he had seen the big sign at the destination now.
Scream~!!
"Okay, we're here!"
"Get out! Get ready to perform our mission today!"
A car driving at high speed suddenly braked, and then the harsh brake sound of the tires rubbed against the ground sounded, and then Agent K turned the key and extinguished the car engine.
"Mr. Agent j!"
"Please remember that I remind you for the last time: James Darrell Edward's name, please never mention it again... All your archives, whether electronic or paper files, have been completely deleted by us since you announced your employment yesterday!"
"Including all the relatives, friends, classmates, teachers, colleagues in the police station who know you... All their memories of you have been completely cleared by us, and we guarantee that no one will be missed, and no one will remember your existence!"
"You now, except for your code name and your existence itself, in a sense, you do not exist in this world at all! And once you join, you will definitely not be able to quit easily, unless you die on the way to perform a mission, or... when you are too old to go out for the field, we will clear your memories and send them to a nursing home with a pretty good environment?"
"Anyway, when performing tasks, please be sure to take it seriously and not to be casual or cause trouble for me!"
After shutting off the engine of the car and getting off before opening the door, Agent K took a deep breath. After thinking of his former partner and guide for a while, he repeated these important contents to a new companion who was a little unstable, had not yet had a high awareness, and was still a little unrestrained.
This matter is very important, he is not joking!
Because, the men in black are performing the most dangerous and important task on the earth! Any little omission or any inadvertent minor mistake may put themselves or the entire world in a state of doom! After all, no one knows whether there is a terrifying weapon that can blow up the entire earth or poison all the people on earth in the hands of an alien visitor as big as a mouse?
If something goes wrong with the agents who go out to the field cause any big trouble...
What kind of bad situation will eventually evolve into is definitely something they can't imagine! So, no matter when or what kind of mission it is, the men in black must do their best to treat any strange, unknown aliens and mysterious events!!
“…”
"Of course, I understand..."
Unexpectedly, Agent J, who was scolded by the other party, quickly raised his hands to express his surrender.
"Okay, okay...K boss, Agent k?"
"I mean, I understand now, I will definitely work hard! Now, please tell me first, where is his (she or it) in our current mission goal?!"
He didn't dare to look at the sharp-eyed "k" in the driver's seat beside him. Agent J shrank his head a little timidly, and then suddenly asked at the other party with a smile.
He had just seen it for four weeks. He had been here a few times when he was a policeman. Anyway, everything seemed normal around him!
The place where they parked was a dessert shop that looked pretty good. Whether it was the tables in the store or the open-air seats beside the flower beds outside the store, there were many adults and children eating. Those guys looked very happy. Anyway, he didn't see any weird guys suspected of aliens, none of them.
but……
Maybe there is really an alien here who disguises himself as a human, not necessarily?
After all, just the weird aliens he saw at the headquarters of the Black, relying on the super-technical level of traveling through the universe to the earth, if they insist on disguising themselves as humans, it would definitely not be too difficult?
"Task objective?"
"Of course, you can take a look first, and this is considered a test of you. I will rate your report? Now, among the customers in that dessert shop, there is an alien who has been identified by us. Look, who do you think is the most suspicious of sitting outside?!"
To be continued...