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Chapter 0772 Earth People's Customs (Repair)(2/3)

"J! Didn't I tell you?"

"Please don't use your Earthlings' cognition to understand an alien... because some aliens may have higher IQs than we imagined, and maybe she is thousands of years old now, but she just looks 'petite'?"

K, a high-wise alien as big as ant, has seen him, so he never judges a strange alien with his appearance, because if he handles "foreign-related" affairs according to their Earthlings' judgment standards and experience, he will definitely cause trouble!

“!!”

’?o(°〼°〃)o

"Hmph! You are only a few thousand years old! When I came to your earth from Bilgewater Port a few days ago, according to the algorithms of your earthlings, I was only a little over eight years old!!"

ヽ(*.>Д<)o゜

That's right, according to the Runeland world, the planetary revolution time of the Valoran continent or the algorithm for the calculation of the age of the Earth, Anne is indeed a little over eight years old now!

Although……

The truth is that the situation may be a little different, but that kind of thing is not important! Anyway, it is absolutely impossible to do things that are thousands of years old!!

“Wow!”

"Boss K, look, I'm right? She's really just a child!!"

Agent J has always believed that this little girl alien would not be too old, because sometimes, his tricks to dealing with children learned from the police force worked very well when trying this little guy! Of course, sometimes, some small tricks don't seem to work?

But that doesn't mean anything. Anyway, he felt that the little girl in front of him was indeed a little girl. At most, it was just that she was more cunning or smarter? And about this, it was probably the difference between him and K.

He has always treated this little girl like a little girl on earth, while K is more accustomed to treating the other party as an equal or unequal alien to contact?

This is very bad in J's opinion...

At least, he felt that it was not good to treat this cunning and clever alien girl, so he still insisted on the trick he had learned in the police force! And it turned out that it was indeed quite effective, otherwise their mission would not have been completed so smoothly today.

All of this is all his Edward... Oh, it is all his credit for Agent J, which is a fact that no one can deny!

No matter what others think, he made contributions on his first mission on the first day he took office as a agent of the "Man in Black". Is it necessary for Boss Z to become a regular and get a promotion and raise, or give him a paid vacation?

The holidays don’t have to be too long, and he is not very greedy. He can have ten days and half a month of carelessness, so that he can take an alien spaceship to the outside of the earth for a round trip and make food and accommodation.

Ding ~!!

Just as a new agent, Mr. J was thinking about it again, suddenly the ringing in the elevator room rang. After the slight sense of weightlessness when the elevator braked disappeared, the automatic door in front of them finally opened again.

"Welcome to our Earthlings' Customs, Princess Anne Hasta from the Gray Order Kingdom of Voodoo Land, Valorland, the Runeland Planet?"

"Here, we earthlings will serve you wholeheartedly. We will have someone to answer any questions you have or provide you with the best of our ability. We will definitely allow you to have a wonderful vacation here on our earth!"

"Of course, the premise is that you have to remember to abide by the law?"

After walking out of the elevator door, I looked at the busy human staff in the lobby of the airport waiting room, all kinds of strange aliens, Kasuga tribes, Nazapota tribes... as well as various automation equipment, advanced super technology robots, etc., and a harmonious scene mixed with it for a while, Agent K proudly introduced to the little girl beside him.

This is the headquarters of their so-called "Man in Black" organization. It is a special institution hidden from the public's perspective by the people on earth. It is also the confidence that they can fight against any stowaway who does not act according to the rules!

“…”

(lll¬ω¬)

"I'm registering there, right? I can just go there myself. You don't have to follow me. Goodbye Uncle K and the cheeky Uncle Black!!"

(ˉ▽ ̄￞])Tsk~~

Annie didn't know what was so proud of this strange uncle named 'K', because, in her opinion, this kind of broken place is too far away from the political, cultural, military center and the cosmic port of the transplane world in the capital of the Haven Star in the Kopru Star District!

But no matter what, in order to make herself unable to disturb the foolish uncles wearing black suits and sunglasses during the time she was playing and wandering around the earth, she finally decided: first, she reluctantly went to the customs office with many aliens lined up to register, and then...

Then she does whatever she should do so that she won’t waste time here!!

“!?”

"Wait! Why do you call him Uncle K, but you refuse to call me Uncle J? Little guy, do you have any objections to me?"

"Look, little kid! Next time, you have to call me brother! Brother Hei or Brother J' can do it! Because I am in my twenties and I am not married yet. I am still a big boy now, so I am only two or three or eight years old than you?"

"And! I'm not really thick-skinned at all. If you don't believe me, you can come over and pinch each other?"

J has always expressed strong protest against the annoying, cunning and clever little girl calling herself a cheeky uncle!

But it's useless. Until now, the other party still does his own way...

Just like now, before he finished speaking, the other party had already run out of the elevator, squeezed into the crowd in the distance, and lined up to the customs entrance and inspection office in front.

This made him unable to help but pat his head with helplessness...

"Um?!"

"Man, why are you looking at me with that expression? Is there any problem?"

When he turned his head, he found that his companion K was staring at him with that dead face again. J couldn't help but ask in wonder.

Sure enough, he doesn't like these serious guys and don't know how to joke at all. It's definitely not without reason for those guys who have a dead face all day!

This is just like the guys from the Navy, Air Force, Marine Corps, Army Special Forces, FBI and other departments he met when he came here for the exam a few days ago. Those people are really too dull. They are all brainwashed guys, and they don’t know what it is. What’s the point of living like that guy?

Fortunately, they were all ruthlessly eliminated by him Edward. Otherwise, if he was really allowed to work with someone like them, he would have to drive him crazy!

“…”

"No! It's nothing, let's go back and write a report..."

K shook his head and finally glanced at the distance. After confirming that the little girl had lined up under the guidance of the staff to register for registration, she pressed the elevator again and planned to return to her office, not intending to continue wasting her precious time with someone here.

Because their task is completed today, as long as they finish writing the report, the next time will be their personal time, and no new tasks will be issued within 24 hours.

"I still have to write a report?!"

J's face was incredible...

He didn't understand such a clear thing...the two of them took action and successfully persuaded the little alien girl who looked very much like the Earthlings to come back to register and report. There was no unnecessary conflict and contact between the two sides. What report should be written for such a thing?

Could it be that this agency is like his former New York Police Department, a bloated bureaucratic organization? If you have time to write reports or something, it would be better to go out and catch a few more aliens!!

"If you want to become a regular soon, you have to write it!"

“…”

"Oh! My God..."

“Is it really not OK if you don’t write it?”

"no!"

"Damn it! I really hope God punishes you bureaucrats who are slow to do things..."

“??”

"etc!"

"J! What the hell is it in your hand?!"

Agent K, who was about to press the elevator floor, frowned his eyebrows and locked his eyes tightly on a metal gadget in the other party's hand.

He was very sure that that thing seemed not anything he had seen?

"You said this?"

J threw away the things in his hand directly in the elevator. When he found that K's eyes were moving up and down with it, he confessed indifferently:

"This is the gift from our alien child Annie when you went to the bathroom in the restaurant. It seems to be a gift called..."

"Oh! I remembered it!"

"It seems...is a device called deuterium 8?"

In fact, it was not a gift, and J didn't know what this thing was. Anyway, he only knew that while K was away, he pretended to be in private and wanted to check if there were any dangerous items on the little guy Annie, and signaled the other party to take out all the things in his pocket?

Although he knew that the little girl's little skirt would definitely not be able to hide anything in her pocket, who would have thought that in the end, the little guy actually hesitated to take out such a cold little thing and handed it to him?

He didn't understand what the use of this device called 'Deuterium 8' was, but he was studying it and believed that he would soon know what it was.

“Deuterium 8?!!”

Agent K glared at his eyes and held his breath instantly. He was so scared that he quickly took a step forward and took the gadget thrown by his new assistant with both hands. After a while, he found that there was no movement in his hand. After finding that he was still alive, he breathed a sigh of relief as if he was relieved.

Fortunately, he just asked a little more, otherwise he would have caused a big mess by this stupid guy around him!!

“Man…”

"Why are you so nervous? This thing is so small, it's just a small iron ball. Are you as for it?"

J, who obviously had no idea what the word "deuterium" meant until now, was just a little curious about his companion's fuss.

Although it is indeed a bit bad for him to hide confiscated items by himself, a small iron ball like this toy is definitely not worth much money, and it is also light and light, and it doesn't matter whether he is handed over or not. Therefore, he feels that it doesn't seem like a big deal to use it for fun?

“…”

"J! Do you know what 'deuterium' is?"

K ignored the other party, but once again confirmed that there was nothing unusual about the things in his palm. Then, while urgently contacting the dangerous goods storage office in the organization, he continued to ask his new companion with an incredible look.

He had already decided in his heart that before the next task, he had to take time to give the irritable guy in front of him some knowledge. Otherwise, God would know what kind of disaster the other party would cause?

"Don't know! Does that matter?!"

J looked indifferent and even wanted to reach out to get the small iron ball back, but the other party avoided it and also received a stern look of warning.
To be continued...
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