Twenty-five minutes later, Xiaokui and I were dating in the lovers' restaurant.

"Order whatever you want, don't be polite to me." I asked the waiter to hand over the menu to Xiaokui. Seeing the dishes open, Xiaokui's saliva hit the menu and swept it quickly. Of course, this menu was also prepared in advance. The dishes on it are Hua Xiaolan's favorites on weekdays. In order to hold Xiaokui's heart, she must first hang her stomach.

Unexpectedly, Xiaokui was really not polite to me, so she ordered all the dishes on the menu, making the waiter's face happy and bloomed.

I couldn't help but ask Faye Wong secretly:

"So many dishes, isn't it a problem?"

"Don't worry, no problem, no problem. You don't know that there was a big group chairman downstairs in our apartment to hold a big eater competition. How fierce the opponent was on the day when Hua Xiaolan participated: a monk who had been on a hunger strike for four days, a sumo wrestling, and a Laqi who was eating while connecting the esophagus and intestines. Do you know how the last game ended?"

"How is the result?"

"As a result, the three of them fell to the ground, the chairman went bankrupt, and Xiaohua still ate with relish. She said that if she was given ten thousand dollars to eat, she could eat poor Bill Gates."

"Damn, this is simply a foodie's textbook." I couldn't help but murmur.

"Nonsense, I would rather believe that Lily becomes a broken back, and I must believe that Xiaohua will feel stomach up." Faye Wong said with gratitude.

Because the dishes were all reserved in advance, the dishes were served one by one in a while, and a round table that accommodated ten people was almost filled. Just as the waiter served the dishes, Lin Yayue's soft voice interjected in:

"Xiao Shiyilang, the situation is developing very well at present. Before other male guests come to compete, you must perform well and leave a deep impression on you. I made a simple analysis of Hua Xiaolan's mentality. Hua Xiaolan is a girl who grabs her stomach and catches her heart, so finding a way to grab her stomach and make her willing to be your wife. Following you all your life is the focus of this proposal battle. According to Hua Xiaolan's memories, the most unforgettable thing she has ever eaten in her life was the dog meat her mother made for her. I thought about it.

I think there are only three reasons why she was obsessed with the food that time. One is because her family was poor at that time and she hadn't eaten for several days, so she felt that the taste was very delicious. The second is because her mother's skills were particularly good, and she did a lot of cooking. The third is because she ate the meat of her beloved pet, which aroused a certain emotion in her heart. So this time, we have to start from these three points. First, it is the first point, and we must let her go hungry first..."

I was stunned:

"Hungry? How to do this? She has ordered so many dishes?"

Lin Yayue said slyly:

"Hehe, don't worry, we put efficient laxatives in the dishes Xiaokui wants to eat. As long as she takes a bite, she will ensure that she will only go out and not go in within the next three days."

"What!? I... I've got a slim slim !! Why didn't you say it earlier?" I lowered my head and looked at the vegetable plate on my right hand that was empty like the vegetable patch after the typhoon passed. A severe colic sensation spread in my belly.

"Ah, Xiao Shiyilang, you shouldn't have eaten it already?"

"Don't talk nonsense, prepare toilet paper for me quickly!"

When I changed into my fifteenth underwear and came back from the bathroom for the 25th time, Xiaokui had already finished the delicious food on the table and was lying lazily on the flower chair with her belly spreading her waist.

"Hey, what did you do just now?" Xiao Kui asked when she saw me.

Damn, this girl actually realized that I had left. I've been leaving twenty-five times, okay? Didn't she look at the one next to her when she was eating? And seeing that she was taking good care of her, the laxatives didn't even have any effect!

I covered my butt to prevent the large intestine from flowing out of my anus, and the muscles at the corners of my mouth twitched:

"Oh, it's okay, my stomach is not very comfortable. I just went to the toilet for more than twenty times, and I can't die."

"Oh, but your face doesn't look good. Are you too hungry? Why don't you eat a piece of meat to fill your stomach?" Xiao Kui asked with a fork on a steak.

I covered my belly, shook my head repeatedly, and said:

"No, no, just eat it. I'm eating too much, just bloating, just ventilate a few farts."

"Oh, that's it, then you can let it go slowly and I'll eat a little longer."

Taking advantage of Xiaokui's second round of battle, I took the opportunity to secretly ask Lin Yayue:

"No, Xiao Kui seems to be completely immune to laxatives. What should I do? The plan failed. You see, she doesn't even glance at me when she takes it. This matter will be bad."

Lin Yayue sighed and said:

"Yes, this Kuilong has a strong constitution and is completely immune to laxatives. It seems that he can only try something else. I heard Hua Xiaolan say just now that her mother passed away when she was very young. It was almost not long after her puppy died. I think, maybe it was Xiaohua's longing for her mother that made her beautify the food in her memory."

I was shocked and couldn't help but say:

"Xiaohua's mother is dead?"

"Yes, Xiaohua's parents are dead. She has been an orphan since then, so she is much more childish than ordinary children. So if you want to guide Xiao Kui, you must make her feel missed and depended on her relatives. Humans' memory ability of smell and taste is far stronger than visual memory. As long as she can restore her mother's dishes and make her feel depended in childhood, Xiao Shiyilang, you can definitely succeed. So next, I will arrange for you to be a chef and cook for Xiao Kui."

I was shocked and couldn't help but say:

"But I have no experience as a chef at all!"

"Don't worry, you don't, I have it." A familiar voice suddenly came from behind. I turned around in a panic and white chef's outfit and saw Lin Yayue standing behind me with a bowl of pickled fish soup, smiling at me. She held the dish with one hand and showed me a card in her hand.

That actually was a chef's qualification certificate.

I almost spit out old blood:

"Do you still need to use a communication machine when you are so close to me? Also, where did you get your chef qualification certificate?"

"Hehe, when I was writing a novel, I went to take the Chef's qualification certificate to collect cooking materials. Well, I will leave the cooking to me later, and I will leave the job of playing a chef to you." Lin Yayue blinked at me with a bright and graceful smile on her lips.

"Hey, you know everything about cooking, writing, painting and scripts. What else do you know about it?" I couldn't help asking.

Lin Yayue smiled sweetly:

"A writer, you always have to know a little bit of everything."

"Awesome, Teacher Lin. Then I'll wait for your signal. If you promise, I'll serve the food." I nodded.

"Okay. Wait for me, I'll let Xiaohua try the taste. Judging from Ageni's habits, Xiaokui's taste and personality should be basically the same as Xiaohua. If Xiaohua likes it, she will definitely like it. In order to make Xiaokui have a good impression of you, we specially lowered the level when we ordered the chefs here to cook. The taste was only one-third of the best state. After that, if Xiaokui tastes the dishes made by 'you', she will feel excited after comparison and her dependence on you will also increase." Lin Yayue put down the dish plate, gestured at me, and then returned to the kitchen. This woman has her own theory at any time. If she was asked to be a politician, it would be more suitable.

And I turned to Xiaokui and said with a smile:

"Xiao Kui, how do you think these dishes taste like?"

Xiao Kui patted her stomach, licked her mouth and said:

"It's delicious, so delicious. I like all these dishes. That woman is right. Follow you and you will have something delicious!"

I smiled and said:

"Actually, these are not the best. I will cook for you later to ensure that you can eat with all your food."

Xiaokui's eyes suddenly shone brightly and said:

"Really? You can still cook?"

"Do you eat?"

"Eat, eat, of course, eat, as long as you make it, I will eat it." Xiao Kui nodded repeatedly. "But I think you have to spend money on buying things. I have eaten so much for you. Are you enough money?"

I smiled:

"It's okay, just eat it. My Wangcai was better than you before. It was not even poorer than me. What am I afraid of?"

Xiao Kui asked as she chewed up a piece of pumpkin cheese, with a sympathy on her face:

"Did you give it something so delicious? Then you are so nice to it. What the unknown woman said is really right. You are really a great person."

Hearing Xiaokui's words, I had an idea and said:

"But, over the years, I have been doing good things and didn't know how to find a girlfriend. The only person who is by my side is Wangcai. Now that Wangcai has left, I am the only one left. In the past, every day I brought the sauce meat I made to Wangcai, and then when I saw it sticking out its tongue and shaking its head and tail to eat the dishes I made, I really feel that I am the happiest person in the world. It's a pity that no one has tasted the dishes I made again from now on."

Of course, this is the line that Lin Yayue said temporarily, and then she said it through my mouth. As a writer of romance novels, she is definitely a veteran in playing with women's spiritual emotions.

Sure enough, I saw Xiaokui with tears in my eyes and lost my mind. The restaurant cooperated with me to play the tragic music "Bao Liang" with the soft female lyrics: "Two butterflies and two butterflies, run fast, one has no wings and the other has no eyes. It's so strange, so strange..." The atmosphere creation effect suddenly doubled!

"Good Xiao Shiyilang, continue to say sensational words, guide her, take her down, and conquer her!" Faye Wong shouted on the other end of the headphones.

When I saw Xiaokui's tearful expression, I felt a little happy. I suddenly felt that there was a chance today. Next, if I just wanted to be a little more sensational, I guess there was a high chance to guide Xiaokui.

"Why are you crying? Is it because of me?" I asked softly.

"Eat too quickly, the chili water enters the eyes..." Xiaokui rubbed her eyes and cried.

I immediately spit out a mouthful of old blood, which scared my internal injuries.

"You, don't you?"

"It's okay, just rub two eye poops." Xiao Kui said happily, "Where did you just talk about it?"

I held back the rushing tide in my chest and said:

"Would you like to make Wangcai, which belongs only to me in the future? I will make the best food for you every day, feed you full, so that you will never be interested in other people's meals after eating my food, okay?"

"I'm willing." Xiao Kui said without hesitation. Her tone was straightforward and her answers were casual, which almost made me fall to the ground.

Damn it, I agreed like this??This is too simple and easy. I was tired and carefully planned to do so many preparations before. Why did I plan to do so much preparation for!!?

"It seems that we still look up to Xiaohua's temptation to food. In her eyes, food is the first priority. A thing that men cannot eat is equivalent to feces." Faye Wong sighed on the other end of the headphones.

I resisted the urge to get crazy in my heart, looked at Xiaokui and said:

"Are you serious?"

"Of course, what's wrong with being with you? There are so many delicious foods every day, and didn't that woman say you are the best man in the world?" Xiao Kui said without hesitation.

"I...I don't mean that." I said guiltily, "What I mean together is to be my wife and marry me..."

"Oh, is there anything wrong?" Xiaokui said with a flower on her face.

"Uh..." I was speechless for a moment. After a brief pause, I said, "Marriage is not that simple. You must like someone wholeheartedly and fall in love with someone. Regardless of birth, old age, sickness and death, you must be with him, and then put on a wedding dress for him and think about her wholeheartedly."

Xiao Kui said oh, saying:

"That's too troublesome. Maybe I can't do it. If you die, I will have nothing to eat. I will definitely find someone else to go there."

Sure enough, Xiao Kui's feelings for me are still only at the level of being a chef and a feeder, and there is no good impression of me at all, let alone love. I secretly took out the Book of the World and took a look. The progress bar above showed that it was 15%. It seems that Xiao Kui's favorability towards me is less than half of it.

Later, I brought food from the kitchen in the name of cooking myself for Xiaokui to taste. These foods were restored to the maximum extent by Hua Xiaolan's mother's skills. But even so, when I looked at Xiaokui, who was slightly drunk and looked at the progress bar on the Book of Worlds, it was still only 16.5%. It seems that although Xiaokui is interested in this taste, it is still too difficult for her to be willing to be with her for the rest of her life.
To be continued...