"No, it seems that Xiao Kui still hasn't integrated your relationship with food. It's like seeing a bad movie promotional advertisement with only 8.8 yuan for movie tickets and free popcorn and Coke, and then he made up his mind to watch three brain-destroying movies. What should I do? It seems that the second plan has been ruined, and it's only the possibility of eating the meat of your beloved will bring happiness. But you can't really eat human flesh..." Lin Yayue's distressed voice came from the other end of the headphones, "Hey, how can we combine people and food together and not separate... Wait, there is!"

I was shocked and said secretly: "Yayue, what do you think again?"

Lin Yayue heard a decisive and straightforward voice:

"Man-body-female-female-female-female-female-female-female-female-female-female-female-female-female-female-female-female-female-female-female-female-female-female-female-female-female-female-female-female-female-female-fema

After hearing Lin Yayue's suggestion, I almost flipped off the chair.

I straightened my body and said in a rain of sweat:

"I don't want this, it's too bad for children. Yayue, I actually think she's done almost today. If she's too kind, she will be suspicious. In fact, I think we've almost reached the limit in terms of food. If we continue, we won't increase Xiaokui's favorability."

"But, Xiao Shiyilang, this is the opportunity you finally got. In order to help you get this opportunity, my grandfather got kicked into four petals." Lin Yayue said uneasy.

"Thank you grandpa for me, but I have a feeling that although your plan is clear, it is in the wrong direction." I said, "No matter how delicious the dishes I cook, no matter how delicious I can enjoy Xiaokui, she just treats me as the owner, but will not have any other emotions. If you want Xiaokui to have a good impression, we should change our thinking."

"Well, you can tell, you have an idea." Lin Yayue said calmly.

"I think I should try to make Xiaokui forget to eat and sleep." I pretended to be looking for something on the ground and lowered my voice, "Only when she is willing to forget to eat and sleep for a person can she be considered a true success."

"So that's it. Then let me ask Xiaohua - Xiaohua, do you have time to forget to eat and sleep?" I heard Lin Yayue's inquiry coming from my headphones.

Soon, Hua Xiaolan's sob sound came from the other end of the headphones:

"I have it all day and night, but I have to forget to eat."

"Then when did you sleep all day?" Faye Wong suddenly inserted his words.

"When I forgot to eat," Hua Xiaolan replied.

“…”

"It seems that your question is a bit redundant, Xiao Shiyilang." Lin Yayue said helplessly.

"That may not be..." I was slightly stunned and said, "We can set up a bureau for Xiaokui and try her."

"What kind of game?"

"A bitter plan." I said.

"A bitter plan? You don't want to abuse yourself, are you?" Lin Yayue whispered.

"Not exactly, I am really bitter." I said, "This plan is divided into two steps. The first step is that I want Xiao Kui to start today, everything she eats, whether it is meat or vegetable, is bitter, and let her stop her desire for absolute delicious food. The second step is to rely on myself to stage a real bitter meat plan."

"I understand, this is called psychological rebound. Only by experiencing the taste of bitterness can you feel the sweetness, right?" Lin Yayue said, "Then I understand, I have to prepare some bitter melon, bitter bile and coptis chinensis, and let the military people add it to Xiao Kui's food. What after that?"

I whispered:

"Well, you still understand me. I will plan a kidnapping case in the future. It is me who was kidnapped. I want to force Xiaokui to make a choice, whether to choose food or me."

After that, I hung up the communication with Lin Yayue, sat back at the dining table, and smiled and said to Xiaokui:

"Sorry, something fell to the ground just now. I searched for it for a long time. How about it? Did you have a good time today?"

"Well, I'm very happy. Only then did I realize that there are so many delicious foods in the human world." Xiao Kui was very excited to eat.

"Then I'll ask you out next time, will you come?"

I asked.

"Of course."

"If someone asked you at the same time and the time to make an appointment with me was in conflict, would you come out?" I said with a heavier voice.

"Well... it depends on which of you tastes better." Xiao Kui said.

"Haha, don't worry, the things I make are definitely the best. As long as you are not infected with the unhealthy virus," I said.

"Difficult virus? What is that?" Xiaokui asked me in confusion.

"That is a special virus. People who are infected with that virus will eat bitterly. They will feel that the food is particularly unpalatable, and the more unpalatable food they eat, the more it will aggravate the speed of the virus infection. It is said that there is only the only fairy grass in the world that can cure the unpalatable virus. I hope you don't encounter it."

I said seriously, Xiao Kui's eyes were even and round and her face looked ugly, as if she really believed what I said.

After that, I said goodbye to Xiaokui. Before leaving, I told her that I have time these days and that I can come out for another meal tomorrow if I have the chance. Xiaokui said there is no problem.

Afterwards, Lin Yayue and the others began to follow Xiao Kui throughout the process. As long as it was the store stall where Xiao Kui passed, they said hello in advance and put things that could make the food taste worse, such as coke, bitter melon juice, bitter bile and other elements in the food, which made Xiao Kui have the idea that food was unpalatable. Including the ingredients in the villa where Xiao Kui lives, bitter elements were added in advance, with the purpose of making Xiao Kui unable to eat delicious food.

The voice of the Love Expert Advisory Group sounded again:

"Currently report the progress of the strategy: Xiao Kui has finished dating with the No. 11 male guest and rushed back to the villa from the restaurant. Shakolos is dating eight men. Leviathan is hosting a show with three contestants in the cinema to watch cartoons."

After hearing the messages from the other two women, Faye Wong became anxious:

"Those guys are very quick to start, especially the counterfeit Qi Miao-like monster. She had just dated six men before, but now the number has increased to eight. Is this the rhythm of opening the harem?"

Lin Yayue's anxious voice came:

"Yes, in fact, the more men, the worse the situation is, because women are an animal that can cast a net and observe slowly. The more people they pursue, the longer they will observe. If the time goes by, they will return to their original form, and then they will be troublesome."

"It's all because Qi Miao is so fickle. Now it's passed on to this monster!" Hu Shubao said dejectedly.

"How can I blame me? Isn't your face-like reputation also watching cartoons with three men?" Qi Miao said, "And women are not fickle, how can men do their best? Everyone, right?"

"Tsk!" Qi Miao's words were ridiculed by the women.

"Anyway, we are from the same team. Can you stand our defeat by other players? Can you, Faye Wong, can't!" Faye Wong raised his voice and said, "Qi Miao, tell me, among the men who dated Charles, which one do you like the most? I will destroy him in minutes! Anyway, the military people are afraid of me and dare not do anything to me."

Qi Miao Huayan said:

"Actually... I think they are all pretty handsome, a muscular man, a swordsman in white, a gentleman in suit, a caring nurse, a close guard, a doctor of glasses, a bald Taoist priest, and a hippie!"

"Damn it, I can play the Eight Kingdoms Killing... Forget it, I ask you, Qi Miao, do you want to get these eight men? Don't you want to replace the face-like monster sitting in the sedan chair and be sought after by handsome men?" Faye Wong said temptingly.

"Sister Faye Wong, are you saying..." Qi Miao seemed to have an epiphany.

"If you change to princesses, go and get those men, and then let Xiao Shiyilang get the same face-like monster as yours. Wouldn't it be a win at one go?" Faye Wong said maliciously.

"Wow, Sister Faye Wong, you are so amazing! But...what should I do?" Qi Miao couldn't help asking.

"That's what I'm going to ask you, Qi Miao, what are the boys you hate the most and the things you don't want to encounter the most?" Faye Wong laughed.

Listening to the conversation between Faye Wong and Qi Miao, I couldn't help but feel a little bad and said:

"Xiao Kui has just left. You don't plan to let me attack Shakoros, right?"

"Of course, time doesn't wait for anyone. If the one-week deadline comes, everyone will have to stop the food together. It's better to do it early than to do it late." Faye Wong said without any mind.

"Qi Miao, list the eight bad habits you hate most for men. It must be the kind that you will hate him as soon as you see it." Faye Wong said to Qi Miao.

"Well, that's too much... The first is to pick your nose, the second is spitting, the third is smoking, the fourth is to talk about pornographic jokes, the fifth is to wear barefoot without socks, and the sixth is to have chicken coops, which will give me a sloppy feeling. The seventh is to walk in the inner horoscope, which will make me feel very filthy. The eighth is to make faces. The one I hate the most is men who make faces, without a mature style, which gives me a very childish feeling." Qi Miao listed the bad habits of men she hated.

"Very good, then you must make those eight men do these actions in a while. And they do it in front of the monster who looks like a face!" Faye Wong said in fear that the world will not be messed up.

"This... isn't that good? Actually, those people are very handsome. If they do that, I'm afraid of destroying their image..." Qi Miao said guiltily.

"Hey, you don't understand this, Qi Miao, as the saying goes, the drama is stolen, and men are stolen. If you don't use some tricks and be careful, how can you snatch the man? Your Gong Xinjing for more than 200 episodes is in vain, right?" Faye Wong said carelessly, "It's absolutely right to do what I said. This is called "destroying people tirelessly."

"Sister Faye Wong, you are very awesome. You sound like a veteran... How many times have you been in love so far?" I heard Lin Yayue ask with admiration.

Hearing Lin Yayue’s question, Faye Wong suddenly said for five minutes. Five minutes later, I heard Faye Wong raise his voice and said in the resentful voice of his fifty-year-old widow:

"You, do you think this queen is the kind of woman who despises love a creature like a man!"

Qi Miao smiled bitterly:

"Yayue, don't ask Faye Wong about how many times she has had a relationship. Didn't Faye Wong say that it's not qualified to be weaker than her. She is stronger than her and insists on getting the other party into the water. Have you forgotten?"

I couldn't help but shivered as I listened to the conversation between several women. Women are simply conspirators.

"Then it, Xiao Shiyilang, we will do this later. Qi Miao will mislead your competitors while they are using the toilet, so that Shakoros will reduce their favorability for those male guests. Then we will create opportunities for you and Shakoros to be in danger at the same time, and use the psychological suspension bridge effect to build a bridge for you." Lin Yayue told me.

"Suspension bridge effect? ​​What is this?" I said in surprise.

My back was suddenly gently patted. When I turned around in a terrifying manner, I saw Lin Yayue, who had changed from the chef's costume, standing behind me with a strong smile.

"The so-called suspension bridge effect means that when a person crosses the suspension bridge with fear, his heart will be beat faster involuntarily. If he happens to meet a opposite sex at this time, he will mistakenly think that the opposite sex appears in front of him is the other half of his life, and thus develop feelings for him. In other words, if a man and a woman are in danger at the same time, the man and a woman will naturally develop a good impression and appreciate each other, and the probability of walking together is very high." Lin Yayue explained tirelessly.

"This requirement is a bit high. First of all, you must be trapped in the same place together, and then there will be danger. Where can I find such a place? What if the stimulation to Shakolos is too great, it may also cause her to wake up, right?" I asked.

Lin Yayue blinked her eyes and said sweetly:

"Don't worry, we won't play sudden, we will play gradual, this time the location is - Ice Cellar."

"Ice Cell?" I was startled, "Which novel script is this a routine?"

Lin Yayue tweaked her flat bangs and chuckled:

"Haha, my routine is: I never follow the routine. Don't worry, this time I have a great grasp. I have asked Qi Miao. The most beautiful scene she can imagine is the scene where a couple was trapped by a blizzard on the snowy mountain and then supported each other. Such a scene will definitely make her open. Xiao Shiyilang, you have a handsome appearance, no inferior to other handsome guys. With your attractiveness, you can definitely guide Xia Kelus, come on!"

I wiped the sweat beads on my forehead and gave Lin Yayue a thumbs up and said:

"Beauty, you have a lot of brainstorms and are very talented in writing novels. Let's learn how to cook with me!"

Lin Yayue laughed in silence. Soon our plan began to be implemented in an orderly manner. According to Lin Yayue's understanding, this time the love expert advisory group mainly used assists and guidance to our group of people. They tried not to interfere with the strategy of each male guest, but only sent a tracking team to do live broadcasts and guidance, which gave each male guest room to get close to their own efforts.

In order to conquer the two at the same time, this time our group of people was temporarily divided into two groups of operations. Faye Wong, Ye Guimei and Hu Shubao followed Xiaokui, while I, Lin Yayue, Qi Miao, Hua Xiaolan and Gu Qingcheng were responsible for Xia Keluo. As for the vulgar uncle, he was the information liaison officer for us and the military, and also helped us keep a close eye on the remaining female monster, Leviathan. This time, we can be said to be a three-party action.

As soon as Xiao Kui was sent away, he began to make a strategy for Xia Kelus. This time, the person who took the lead was no longer Hu Shubao, but Qi Miao. According to my understanding, Qi Miao is a graphic model, but her acting skills are mediocre, and at most he can match Hu Shubao, a second-dimensional fanatical girl.

The so-called graphic model means that it is a model on the plane, and from the side it is Shamatt.

In order to make himself more like a copycat version of himself, after disguising himself, Qi Miao finally reinstalled.
To be continued...