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Chapter 2 The cat's ninth death and the fish's eighth second rebirth(1/2)

"Not good, I was actually taken first by someone. What should I do?" Hu Shubao said in horror.

"Why are they so fast? Could it be that they eavesdropped on our plan, right?" Qi Miao was also furious.

My heart rate was also rapid, but the next second, the voice of the love expert team came again through the headphones:

"Congratulations to the male guest No. 7, who successfully snatched Xiao Kui from the male guest No. 4 with two boxes of Shuangjiang Pili Bear Duck! The male guest No. 4 failed to date and was deeply hit and has now jumped from the bridge."

"..." Hearing the sound in the headphones, we were shocked one by one.

After finally getting up, I looked at the progress bar of the Book of World in a daze. Unexpectedly, the progress bar above had risen to 13%!

"It seems that Jiangpian Bear Duck is more attractive than Arabian barbecue..." Faye Wong said in a daze.

"It's a big deal to go on like this. This little Kui is going to fall into the hands of the No. 7 male guest!" The despicable old man was even more anxious than me, and he was so shocked that he stamped his feet.

I looked at the vulgar old man speechlessly and asked:

"Old Lin, why are you so anxious? Isn't it a good thing if Xiao Kui can be guided by someone?"

The vulgar man said in a furious manner:

"What a good thing? You Xiao Shiyilang is my direct disciple. I think that when I was walking in the world, I was so majestic and had a lingering fragrance. A hundred riders and a thousand riders killed a thousand lovers. There were three thousand beauties in the harem. They fought and blew up to get my favor! There has never been a case where other men snatched women from my forest. You are a disciple who was so easy to be cuckolded by other men, which simply ruined the reputation of my deity. It is unbearable to have the style of the sect? Hurry up and grab them back!"

I looked at the leopard in the forest helplessly and said:

"But when will I become your disciple?"

"When will you become my disciple, this is not the point! The point is that you have become my disciple! Since that's the case, you have to give the teacher a face to know? Okay, why don't you use your charm to catch the girl back for the teacher?" The despicable uncle pushed and shoved me, constantly urging me to move forward.

Looking at Lin Zhongbao's disrespectful attitude, I could only look at the beautiful and beautiful Lin Yayue and smile helplessly.

Lin Yayue smiled and said:

"Actually what my grandfather said makes sense. After sealing Xiaokui, we will still seal Xiaokui into Hua Xiaolan's body. Xiao Shiyilang, you and Hua Xiaolan have been together for several days. You are a relatively familiar friend. If you have everyone to supervise with you, it is better to be a stranger who is snatched from the hobby, right?"

"But now that Xiaokui has run away with the No. 7 male guest, what can we do?" Qi Miao said with a bitter face.

"I have a way." Just when everyone was at a loss, Gu Qingcheng, who had always liked to remain silent, suddenly spoke.

"What's the solution?" Qi Miao asked with a wink.

Gu Qingcheng's eyes fell on Hua Xiaolan who was eating potato chips and said:

"The raccoon cat replaces the prince."

Hearing Gu Qingcheng's suggestion, Lin Yayue's eyes lit up, and then a surprise smile appeared on the corner of her lips, and she closed her palms and said:

"Yes, it turns out that this is still possible. It's worthy of being Qingcheng. I really didn't expect it. Then, I can only feel wronged by Xiaohua."

"You, what do you think I do?"

Hua Xiaolan looked at the girls inexplicably, as if she was completely unaware of the crisis she was about to face.

According to the information from the Love Expert Advisory Group, Xiao Kui and the male guest No. 7 have gone to the night market to enjoy the night stall food there. So in order to meet Xiao Kui without being recognized by her in person, we have made sufficient preparations. They all put on pig head masks, cloaks, and made up into masked monsters, and secretly headed towards Xiao Kui's date location.

The night market is not far from the villa area, and we arrived soon. However, we saw that the night market streets were surrounded by soldiers dressed in plain clothes and dressed as passers-by stall owners. It seems that the military people move faster than us.

A smell of barbecue wafted over, and at a stall where I was burning crispy duck, I finally saw the goal of my operation.

It was a girl with short ponytails, her face and hairstyle were exactly the same as Hua Xiaolan. She was wearing white Hanfu dotted with yellow flowers, wearing wooden clogs, and was standing side by side with a tall and handsome man in front of the roast duck stall. The man's eyes fell on Xiaokui from time to time, looking confident and confident.

"Target locked, start to act. Hu Shubao, among us, you are the best at cosplay. You must be the best acting skills. Now is the time to test your acting skills!" Faye Wong held the micro communication device and pushed Hu Shubao beside him and said.

Hu Shubao swallowed hard, and his generous and tragic face of a hero who died, said:

"Okay, leave it to me Sister Faye Wong, I... am leaving!" After that, Hu Shubao rushed towards Xiaokui and the No. 7 male guest in front of him, and then thrust into the waist of the male guest, staggering.

"You, what are you doing? Why are you so careless when walking?" Seeing Hu Shubao coming out, the man showed a resentful face. Xiao Kui on the side also looked at Hu Shubao with surprise.

But before he finished speaking, Hu Shubao suddenly burst into tears and slapped the man with a slap:

"Okay! You Ximen Qing, I didn't expect you to date another woman secretly in this place, ah? At that time, you said that you would be by my side to take care of me, love me for the rest of your life, and never leave me, no matter whether you are born, old, sick or dead, but now you dare to cheat on me and other women? I've really misread you!!" As he said that, Hu Shubao picked up Wanglaoji in his hand and poured it on the face of the "Ximen Qing".

In this scene, whether it was the "Ximen Qing" who had inexplicably slashed his legs or the Xiaokui who was standing next to "Ximen Qing", they were all stunned.

"Girl, who are you? Did you find the wrong person?" "Ximen Qing" wiped the juice from his face and looked at Hu Shubao without getting angry.

"What, you dare to pretend not to know me? You scum, you unfaithful man, how did you trick me into bed with a lollipop? You clearly said that you would love me for the rest of your life and be loyal to me. You gave me lollipops every day. For your words, I have been waiting for you for a full thirty years!"

Hu Shubao gritted his teeth and stared at "Ximen Qing", and then she suddenly grabbed Xiaokui on the side and said:

"Girl, hurry up and leave this unfaithful man with a human face and beast heart. He is a liar. He likes to cheat the little girl with food. You must not be deceived by him. Come with me!" As he said that, Hu Shubao held Xiaokui's hand in front of "Ximen Qing" and crawled into the crowd.

"Wait, wait a moment!"

The "Ximen Qing" stayed there for three seconds before remembering to follow, but Hu Shubao had already taken Xiao Kui to deep into the crowd.

I couldn't help but take out the Book of the World and took a look. Sure enough, the progress bar above dropped to 11%, down two points!

"Hurry, Hua Xiaolan, stand-in, come on!" Seeing Xiaokui running away, Faye Wong hurriedly used a communication machine to page Hua Xiaolan, who was on standby in the crowd wearing a pig's head mask, appeared and secretly leaned towards the "Ximen Qing".

Taking advantage of the time when Hu Shubao mixed Xiao Kui into the crowd and pulled him to the corner, Hua Xiaolan, who was hiding in the inconspicuous corner of the crowd, quickly took off her mask, took off her cloak, and leaned over to the "Ximen Qing" who was looking around, and hit him in his arms.

"You, who are you? Hit me rashly?" Hua Xiaolan hit her with a lot of trouble. "Ximen Qing" was furious, but when he saw Hua Xiaolan's face clearly, he returned to calm. "Why did you come out from behind me? You didn't leave there just now..."

"Dangdang Dangdang, I'm back! Hurry, hurry up, didn't you say you wanted to buy my roast duck? I want to eat roast duck..." Hua Xiaolan didn't talk nonsense, and directly took "Ximen Qing"'s hand and urged him to walk towards the roast duck stall.

"Oh...oh." The "Ximen Qing" obviously did not distinguish between Hua Xiaolan and Xiaokui's previous differences. She was pulled by Hua Xiaolan and walked towards the roast duck stall.

Seeing that Hua Xiaolan successfully led away "Ximen Qing", Faye Wong was immediately happy and used a communication machine to convey my words:

"Good little flower, next, Xiao Shiyilang, it's time for you to show off. I'll give it to me and follow Yayue's lines to do things. Do you know?"

"Yes, yes." I walked out of the crowd helplessly, and followed Hu Shubao and Xiaokui.

Now the division of labor between our group of people is very clear:

I am the protagonist, Faye Wong is the director, Lin Yayue is the screenwriter, the wretched uncle is the consultant, Gu Qingcheng is the supervisor, while Hua Xiaolan, Hu Shubao, Ye Guimei and Qi Miao are the supporting roles and assists, while other military personnel are off-site assistance personnel. Starting from the second round of the strategy, the context of our role positioning finally began to become clearer.

Hu Shubao ran into a dark alley with a confused look on his face, and I followed in immediately, and also used the communication machine to pay attention to the previous communication between Hu Shubao and Xiaokui.

Hu Shubao said:

"Xiao Kui, you must not be deceived by the man just now! He is an 80-year-old lady and an pervert of an eight-year-old child! Let me tell you, there is no man in this world who is a good thing, oh, no, except Xiao Shiyilang, there should be no man in this world who is a good thing, you absolutely cannot believe men's nonsense!"

After all, Xiaokui is an outsider, so she looked at Hu Shubao for no reason and said:

"Who is Xiao Shiyilang?"

Hu Shubao's acting skills are exaggerated:

"You don't know Xiao Shiyilang, are you from the countryside? Have you ever watched "The Good Man in China"? Xiao Shiyilang is the only good man in the world! All China, oh no, all women in the universe are obsessed with him! Not only is he handsome, he can also realize any wish you wish. If you can be with him, you will be happy in your life!"

Xiao Kui said ignorantly:

"Is that right? But that person was very kind to me just now. He gave me a lot of food, and those who brought me here also gave me delicious food and fun. They don't look like bad guys! You said his name is Ximen Qing, but he is not Ximen Qing either."

"That was him lied to you. Ximen Qing was his original name. My name was Pan Jinlian. He was once his victim. He was simply unforgivable, his crimes were extremely serious, and he committed so many things... If you don't believe me, look!"

As he said that, Hu Shubao had prepared to take out countless photos of the sexually assaulted women from her small bag, showed them in front of Xiaokui, and then pretended to be a terrifying person:

"Why did the love apartment burn? Why did the sisters of the times fight to separate? Why did the 90-year-old sow die naked on the street? Why did the monkey king Sun Wukong be abandoned? The cute god Hu Ba,

Why are there fathers but no mothers? Why did Jia Baoyu, a romantic and talented man, become a monk halfway? All of this is the command of Ximen Qing! He is simply a demon who does everything evilly, he is crazy and full of conscience!"

Xiaokui's expression changed from a confused look to anger, and she said angrily:

"Are men like this? I finally know why I came here. My mission is to destroy men!"

Hu Shubao hurriedly stopped Xiaokui and said:

"Hey, men are not all bad people. Xiao Shiyilang is a peerless good man. You can't destroy Xiao Shiyilang. He has done so many good things, so if you don't believe me, please read it." As he said that, Hu Shubao took out another book "Lei Feng Diary" and said word by word:

"Look, on February 31, he helped the disabled old lady cross the road. On December 5, he jumped off the Shuangta Bridge just to save a young sister who fell into the sea! On April 1, he delivered a speech on protecting alien girls. There is also the Women's Comfort Foundation, the AIDS Girls Care Alliance, the Loli Protection Association, and the Sports Bear Control Organization, all of which were founded by him. He is a good man of a generation!"

"Really? Then it seems that I can't attack him..." Xiaokui was fooled by Hu Shubao.

"That's of course. Xiao Shiyilang is an idol of all women in the world. If anyone can get his joy, he will not have to worry about food and clothing. Xiao Shiyilang is good at cooking. The food he cooks is the best in the world. He can't stop after taking a bite!" Hu Shubao talked. "Hey, look, Xiao Shiyilang is there! I saw him!"

As he said that, Hu Shubao pointed to the place where I was hiding. My heart thumped, knowing that Hu Shubao was creating an opportunity for me and I had to take the opportunity to show up, so I was about to walk out of the crowd with a swagger, but just as I took a step, a group of soldiers in plain clothes suddenly rushed out of the side, blocking me.

"Sorry, Mr. Xiao, according to the appraisal of the Love Expert Advisory Group, your behavior and your accomplices not only disturbed the strategy action of the No. 7 male guest in the middle, but also interfered with our proposal plan and did not meet the original intention, so please do not insert it in the middle."

The leader among the plainclothes soldiers looked at me with a cold face.

"I'll go, where did you guys come out..." I looked at the group of plainclothes special forces soldiers standing in front of me, with a dazed look on my face.

But at this moment, the voice of the Love Expert Advisor Group suddenly came from my headphones:

"The male guest No. 16 is approaching Xiaokui, and he wants to take the opportunity to launch an offensive!"

As I finished speaking, I saw a man wearing a sportswear and a buzz cut walked out of the crowd, holding a bouquet of red roses in his mouth, smiling, and walking towards Hu Shubao and Xiaokui with a glorious face. While walking, he also said to Xiaokui:

"Hello, Miss Xiao Kui, I am Xiao Shiyilang. I heard you want to see me?"

My grandfather, this male guest actually dared to pretend to be me? Obviously, he had just followed my butt, been eavesdropping on our strategy process, and now he took advantage of the opportunity when I was stopped by the soldiers and jumped out to steal the fruits of our labor.

When I heard the sarcastic voice of the man coming from the communication machine, my heart suddenly sank.

Hu Shubao's hand was still pointing at the No. 16 male guest who suddenly appeared, but his face was already stiff.

Xiaokui looked at the No. 16 male guest with a blank look on her face and said in confusion:

"You are Xiao Shiyilang?"
To be continued...
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