The No. 16 male guest with a buzz cut smiled and said:

"Of course, I am Xiao-"

"Oh my good-nice nephew! Why did you run out of the mental hospital again? Uncle, didn't I tell you to stay and receive treatment?!" Before the male guest finished speaking, the vulgar old man Lin Zhongbao suddenly rushed out and hugged the male guest full of love. He looked at the male guest who pretended to be me like an old man, hugged him tightly, and then turned his head and smiled apologetically and said to Xiaokui:

"Sorry, this is my nephew. His name is 'Little Pervert'. He is not the same as Xiao Shiyilang. He has had a problem with his brain since childhood and always forgets who he is. Yesterday he said he was Zhao Ritian. Today, you see that he came here as Xiao Shiyilang again... Nephew, why don't you follow me back to the mental hospital quickly?!" After speaking, Lin Zhongbao ignored the man's dumbfounded expression and pulled him away.

Looking at the guest No. 16 who pretended to be me was forced out of the field by the leopard in the forest, I looked at the "plainclothes soldiers" in front of me with a puzzled look and said:

"You are really military personnel? I think you are the reinforcements invited by the funny guy?"

"Uh...this..." After I saw through the truth, several plainclothes men suddenly burst into cold sweats, looked at each other, and did not dare to say anything. I pushed them away and walked towards the direction where Hu Shubao and Xiaokui were.

This is the first time I have officially met Xiaokui, a monster girl with Hua Xiaolan's appearance. This woman looks exactly the same as Hua Xiaolan, and is simply carved from the same mold. Not only her appearance, but even her silly and pure expression is the same. The moment I saw me, I saw her eyes wide open.

"You, are you Xiao Shiyilang?" Xiaokui asked me with wide eyes.

I took a deep breath, followed Lin Yayue's lines in advance, walked to Xiaokui gracefully and gracefully, stretched out a hand, knelt down gently, and then kissed on the back of her hand.

"Yes, beautiful lady, here is Xiao Shiyilang. Is this what you lost?"

While smiling, I touched my left hand behind my butt, then took out the gift box I carried with me and handed it over.

"What's wrong, isn't it your most important friend?"

"Well...yes, yes!" I hurriedly wiped my tears and got up, but my heart was mixed. Unexpectedly, although there were a series of unexpected situations, I actually made an appointment with Xiao Kui with my acting skills on the spot. It was simply a helping me.

"Good Xiao Shiyilang, his acting skills are great. You must be the worst actor award in the next Oscar!" Faye Wong's praise came from the headphones, and I almost chuckled the corner of my mouth.

Hu Shubao's voice came out of his headphones and said in a low voice:

"It's good, Xiao Shiyilang. I didn't expect you to be so smart. The rest is your two-person world. I won't bother you and leave first!" Hu Shubao, who was standing behind Xiao Kui, made an OK gesture to me, then quickly put on his mask and got into the crowd of people in the night market, and quietly left.

"Let's go and bury the dog together?" When Xiaokui turned around and wanted to talk to Hu Shubao, Hu Shubao was no longer visible. "Hey, where is she? She was still here just now. Could it be that she has left?"

Unable to find Hu Shubao, Xiao Kui sighed and said to me:

"Forget it, then I'll go bury your friends together?"

Just like Hua Xiaolan, Xiaokui, who became humanized, is a very simple and kind woman. Like Agni, she has little knowledge of the human world, so she is easy to deceive. This is an opportunity for my acting skills to succeed.

I held the fragrant dog head and left the night market with Xiaokui. On the way, I saw the leopard in the forest that was beaten and the poor "Ximen Qing" who was wandering around with a fake flower.

This is a small river on the edge of the night market. It is close to a wetland park that does not open at night. A palm planted by the jagged broken river. Under the scattered leaves are red silk flowers like umbrellas. Traffic flows a little far away drifting away on the one-way street of the city. The lights and shadows reflected in the dark river like fire, as if the flickering guzheng strings are constantly vanishing.

Under that roadside stone, Xiaokui dug a hole for me, and I carefully put the dog's head into it and smoothed it out with yellow sand without leaving any wrinkles.

"Has it been with you for a long time?" As I filled the hole, Xiaokui couldn't help asking me.

"Actually, we haven't been together for a long time. But I feel like I've been with her for the rest of my life," I put my butt on the ground, my hands tilted my head and looked up at the sky. Neon lights projected on the dim clouds, emitting colorful colors.

"We went to many places and had a very happy time. I originally thought we could be together for the rest of my life, but I didn't expect that fate was so cute. In the end, she left me. Alas, I can't forget the painful lovesickness. I always feel that the years are intact, and it's a pity to let him pass by like this. But when you think you're still stagnant, it's also a shame to run away."

Xiaokui listened quietly to my lament, her eyes shining, while I was silently reciting the lyrics provided to me by Lin Yayue.

I have to say that Lin Yayue is really worthy of being a female writer. Her poems and songs she has come up with are very artistic and exaggerated, and can incite women's emotions in just a few words.

Xiao Kui looked at me with tears and red eyes and said:

"I didn't expect you to be such a kind and kind person, even a dog would cry. The woman who passed by said it was really good. You are indeed the best man in the world."

My heart suddenly felt like a twitching wave. I resisted the urge to twitch the corners of my mouth and said seriously:

"Hey, you actually know my secret. Well, a good man is me, I am the best man in the world. But it's hard for good people to do. Good people always become targets for bad people. My Wangcai was actually killed. This must be the attack of those who hate me on weekdays."

Xiao Kui said angrily:

"If I know who did this, I will definitely teach them a lesson for you!"

I smiled bitterly:

"You? What can you do as a girl?"

Xiaokui smiled and said confidently:

"Then you underestimate me. I am not as weak as you now. I really want to be angry and reveal my true form. No human can stop me. Those humans are trying hard to please me because they are afraid of me."

I laughed:

"Okay, I believe you, can't do it? Thank you for burying Wangcai for helping me. To thank you, I'll treat you to a big meal?"

When she heard the big meal, Xiaokui's eyes suddenly shone brightly, saliva flowed out from the corners of her mouth. She wiped her saliva and said:

"Big meal? What kind of meal?"

"You can have any big meal you want." I said with a smile.

"Really? Have a big meal, have a big meal!"

Xiaokui immediately stretched her waist and cheered, jumping around on the grass. She was such a stubborn girl.

I took advantage of Xiao Kui's turn and said to the microcommunication machine on her collar:

"Yayue, can you hear it? I will order a private room at a nearby restaurant immediately, order food for me, and ask Hua Xiaolan to help order it together."

"Okay, no problem. Your performance really surprised me. However, I want to remind you that a common mistake people make is to spend time caring about people who don't care much about you, but in the end they don't care about those who really care about you. Those loves that have passed away in a hurry and don't know how to return, let it open its lips and teeth and hide it from the passing years."

I smiled:

"Yayue, your literary talent is really good."

"The better the scriptwriter, the more outstanding the actors are needed to interpret every carefully crafted text of his words, right? Wait for your performance, remember that the ninth time of the cat is the eighth second of the death fish is the rebirth. Compared to a kitten with rich clothes and food, you are more like a turbulent and exciting sea fish. You will definitely be reborn and have waves again."

"It's so beautiful, with great literary talent, and it's very useful."

"Hehe, actually, these lines just now are dialogues in the novel I want to publish. I was just about to find a reader to try the effect. It seems good now." Lin Yayue's speech suddenly changed, and I almost fell into the river.

The communication hastily ended. I planned to take Xiaokui to the nearest private restaurant for dinner. Although the night market is full of food, it seems that most of the other male guests are lurking here. They are my strong competitors. I must avoid them to have a chance of winning. According to the rules, the second round of proposal battle is to maintain a three-day free strategy, first leaving a certain impression on the three monster female guests, and then start scoring on the fourth day to choose a favorite to further develop feelings. The military will also place resources on the most popular male guest, so these three days are particularly important. If you fail to seize the opportunity in these three days, it will be really a waste of momentum.

"I have contacted the restaurant. Let's go, Xiaokui?" I smiled and invited Xiaokui to go with me. At this moment, the instant report from the Love Expert Advisory Group suddenly came from my headphones:

"The latest information was released. The female guest Shakolos was entering the night market surrounded by male guests No. 1, 2, 9, 10, 12, 13, 14, 15. At this moment, she was passing through the wetland park."

I was shocked and raised my head. I suddenly saw six men in front of me swaying in the aisle. The one sitting on the sedan chair was the same appearance as Qi Miao, with a silly look on her face and peach blossoms. There was also a man on both sides of her left and right. These two men, one carrying a flower basket and the other holding a trumpet to play. The show was like a princess getting married. The prototype of Xiakolos was the huge worm that could reproduce infinitely. According to Lin Yayue, Xiakolos was also a silly girl who would feel happy when she saw a handsome guy.

Unexpectedly, she had such a big show and turned into a queen and became the object of countless handsome men and handsome brothers' love and loyalty.

This woman seems to be very difficult to guide. I must not show up now. If Shakolos sees me and Xiaokui, it will be a big trouble.

Faye Wong's inquiry came from the headphones:

"Qi Miao, how do you think these six men look?"

Soon I heard Qi Miao's intoxicating crispy voice coming from the other end of the headphones:

"Selling, so handsome. So handsome. They all look the same, why are she being loved by so many handsome guys?" It was obvious that Qi Miao's voice was full of jealousy.

Faye Wong asked Gu Qingcheng again and said:

"Hey, Qingcheng, what do you think of these handsome guys?"

Gu Qingcheng said with her sharp mouth like the tip of a knife:

"Haha, can this be called a handsome guy? OK, I admit you won. I just want to look back at two episodes of resentment and shocking."

Faye Wong was stunned and asked:

"Then let me change my question. How do you think those six men are like Xiao Shiyilang?"

Gu Qingcheng said tiredly:

"There are gold and jade outside, and the fragile inside. In my opinion, they are just a string of exquisite shit."
Chapter completed!