Chapter 4 Humanism and Conservative Character(1/3)
Yumier crossed his legs and whirled the silver fork in his hand with agile flexibly, saying, "
"Oh, do you want me to be with you all the time, right? OK, but I have high requirements for those who want to be with me. Unless you are the best man in the world, you are not qualified to be with me. How do you prove that you are the best man in the world?"
I was stunned and said:
"Then tell me, how do you want me to prove it?"
Yumil smiled and said:
"Overall humans are not qualified to be by my side. So if you want to prove that you are extraordinary, you have to prove four points. First, you are indeed the richest man in the world. Second, you are indeed the most powerful man in the world. Third, you have to prove that you are the most handsome man in the world. Fourth, you have to prove that you are the man in the world who loves me the most. To do these four points, I will promise you to be by your side all the time."
I felt a little sigh in my heart, but now that things have come to this point, I have no way out. I smiled and said:
"It's too simple to prove these four points. Can't the posters everywhere prove that I am the richest, most powerful and most popular handsome man in the world? As for the fourth point, there is no need to prove it, right? You should look for it. Who in this world loves you more than me? If you can find it, I will commit suicide by separatism on the spot!"
Yumil picked up a silver plate on the dining table and said:
"Do you want it?"
The little girl widened her eyes and said:
"want to!"
"Then say you love me, more than anyone in the world."
"I love you, more than anyone in the world - sister, can I give me a silver plate?" the little girl said happily.
Yumil touched the little girl's head, gave her a silver plate as a gift, then turned her head and looked at me with a smile:
"Did you see it? As long as you have money, everyone will say that the person who loves me the most in the world. How do you prove it?"
I kept a smile and maintained a graceful posture, saying:
"Haha, it's quite a fresh statement. What if I can't prove it?"
"Then..." Yumil paused, and then his eyes suddenly sterned, "It will disappear from my eyes forever, go as far as you want, don't let me see you again."
"But you personally agreed to come out of the mountain." I said while chewing the blueberries.
"I only promised you to go out of the mountain, but I didn't promise to be with you all the time. Where to go after going out of the mountain is my freedom." Yumier said without hesitation.
"Tsk tsk tsk tsk, the Frost Beauty is indeed not easy to deal with. Now Xiao Shiyilang has hit the big iron plate. This Yumier is so hard to chew on the bark, very delicate." Qi Miao, who has a big mouth, said worriedly.
"Oh no, I remembered it. Yumier seemed to have heard the story of Kaguya Hime from the village girl in "The Story of the Bamboo Stories". Her thoughts were polluted. Now it was really troublesome..." Hu Shubao slapped his thighs and howled.
While wiping the sweat beads on my thighs, I tapped on the table and said with a smile:
"What's interesting is that people all over the world can prove that I am the richest, most powerful and most handsome person in the world. This kind of thing that even Martians know is no longer needed. If you go to the roadside to find a three-year-old child, he will tell you who is the richest in the world."
Yumil stroked her fingernails carefully, and didn't even look at me, and chuckled:
"Then I can't control that much. If you are really good enough, you should be smart enough to find a way to prove these four points. If you can't tell me the fact that you are the richest, most powerful, most handsome, and most loved me, then, let's do it between us, there is no need to meet again for the second time. Mr. Chairman of the Family Planning Commission."
Beads of sweat as big as beans crawled on my body, and I felt the momentum of the storm. This Yumil...is indeed more difficult than any woman I have ever seen.
I quietly said with a smile:
"But this is not accurate. Maybe you have already agreed to it in your heart. If you insist on not admitting it, won't I get it? After all, I don't know what you are thinking."
Yumil said with an ice face:
"I don't care about that. A man who can make me recognize him naturally has the ability to make me admit it in my mouth."
I was completely defeated. The other end of the headphones also reminded of the calls of the love expert team:
"Crisis, great crisis! Xiao Shiyilang is in an unprecedented great crisis! Yumier has offered unprecedented harsh conditions. Can Xiao Shiyilang make his strategy? Let's insert an advertisement and continue!"
As soon as Yumil's words came out, the atmosphere was extremely awkward. Although Yumil and I were still having Chinese food together, the atmosphere became much stiffer. I tried to show off my wealth in front of Yumil, but Yumil just shook her head. Seeing that she was unable to get into the water, she obviously did not want to make any loopholes. It seemed that she could only discuss the next countermeasures with Lin Yayue and the others.
Perhaps Lin Yayue had a sympathy with me. Just as I was thinking hard, my cell phone rang. When I saw that it was Lin Yayue's phone call, I was overjoyed and answered it casually. Then a female voice rang inside:
"Hello sir, I am the customer service of Taobao online store. We have repaired the inflatable doll you sent for you and sent it back. I hope you will not ravage her so cruelly next time. Please check your express delivery."
I was stunned, turned to look at Yumil, and saw that she was looking at me with a strange look.
"That... I'll take the express delivery! You eat slowly! Haha, haha!" I hurriedly turned around and ran out of the restaurant, and ran to a RV outside like a scramble.
Lin Yayue was already waiting in the RV. When I saw her, I jumped into the RV and gasped:
"Does your phone call mean to scare me to death??"
Lin Yayue stuck out her tongue, and smiled gracefully with a bit of playfulness and said, "I'm thinking about it temporarily. Since it's a courier, you have to pretend to be more real, otherwise it would be bad for Yumier to think that you have an affair, right?"
"Then you give me some platinum, sanitary napkins, etc., right?... Forget it, let's not talk about those, in short, this time I really hit the iron plate. This aura of Yumier is really not ordinary intimidating, it's simply an unattainable ice
As soon as the mountain comes from the countryside to the city, her nature is exposed.”
Lin Yayue handed me a towel, I wiped my forehead, and sat in the RV to calm down.
"Don't worry, this should be expected. Isn't Gu Qingcheng the same personality as well?" Lin Yayue said quietly, "Let's think of a solution together..."
"I want a solution? To become the richest man, the most powerful man, and the most handsome man in the world, we must prove that I love her the most. Can people do this? She might as well say that she will pick the stars and give it to her." I said discouragedly.
"Actually, this is not the point." Lin Yayue narrowed her eyes and said, "It is not the point whether she can do it, but that Yumil will say these words to you, proving that she is really not interested in you at all... It's strange. Logically speaking, if Yumil is really a materialistic woman, she will not be uninterested in you... It's strange, it's strange." Lin Yayue raised her head and began to think hard.
"Let's ask Faye Wong and the others." I connected the communication with Faye Wong and the others, and Faye Wong and the others were also quarreling in a hot pot at this moment.
"Sister Qingcheng, it is related to the safety of the earth and the universe. Just open your mouth and teach the secret recipes of strategies!" Qi Miao's voice came from the other end of the communication machine.
"Yes, heroine, the important task of saving the world has fallen on you. Sister Qingcheng, just say, how can you make you fall in love with a boy? What kind of boy do you like? Tell me, tell me." Hu Shubao's voice also sounded, "If you are right, I'll treat you to spicy hot pot."
Lin Yayue and I listened in a slant, but soon Gu Qingcheng's half-swinging voice came back, and the content also disappointed me very much.
"Don't ask me... Actually, I don't know. OK, right?" Gu Qingcheng's voice came over.
"Nani!? You don't even know yourself? Sister Qingcheng, have you never been moved by any man? You are the most noble and cold among us, and you also pursue the most men. Unlike Sister Faye Wong, men run around when they see her." Qi Miao shouted, and then screamed.
"It's really not...no." Qingcheng's voice was a little firm, "It's just not."
"Sister Qingcheng, if you were looking for a partner, what type of person would you look for?" Hu Shubao changed his question.
"It's probably the same as Yumil. I don't have money, power, or power, and I'd better keep a dog." Gu Qingcheng said in a simple and clear manner.
Lin Yayue and I looked at each other helplessly, and it seemed that there was no second solution now.
Lin Yayue took a deep breath and said, "Then do it! There are four and a half days left. You must make Xiao Shiyilang, the richest, most powerful and handsome man in the world! Hum, this kind of thing is not a problem for me, a genius screenwriter. Hum, hehe!" Lin Yayue put her waist on her waist and couldn't help but laugh, but compared to her previous elegantness, she seemed a little out of control, and felt a little mentally ill because of the excessive stimulation.
"Yayue, I finally believe that the leopard in the forest is your grandfather." I gave Yayue a thumbs up.
Lin Yayue finally calmed down and said:
"By the way, although Yumier's progress is not very smooth, I'll tell you good news. The progress on Pellidong is still quite smooth. Last night, Pellidong kept burning candles to pray for you, Xiao Shiyilang. It seems that Pellidong will be the first to succeed in the strategy."
I was slightly stunned, then breathed a sigh of relief, and my clenched fists slightly released, feeling a little more confidence in my heart.
No matter what, these days have not been a waste of work. After that, I read the Book of the World. Unfortunately, the progress bar still did not rise much, less than 50%. It can be said that this indicates that Yumier's favorability has not changed much, and the slightly rising part is all from Pellidong.
In order to achieve the four conditions offered by Yumier in the fastest time, after the Chinese meal, I have no time to stay with Yumier. Since I am with her, she will not have any emotional fluctuations. It is better to prove myself first.
So one afternoon, I gave Yumier a black card and asked her to stroll around the city and swipe the card. In Lin Yayue's statement, Yumier was not familiar with the city after all, and a small separation was better than a newlywed. A temporary departure could make Yumier think about me a little more.
And I was pulled into the art museum to take photos as quickly as possible. In just one afternoon, a lot of photo albums about me, the world's top male stars, Playboy ranking magazines, and the Forbes rankings in recent years were released. In the evening, I threw a pile of magazine materials in front of Yumier, and said proudly:
"Did you see it? Concubine You? This is the ranking of Forbes' global wealthy people in the past ten years, and I have always been the number one."
"And this, this, this, this is my world's 10th-level certificate of handsome men, playboy black belt recognition certificate, handsome guy graduation certificate, the number of deaths of women who were fascinated by my handsomeness, the photo of the Oscar's Most Beautiful Male Star Award, the winner of twenty consecutive years - since I was still wearing diapers, I have already started to hold on to my hands."
"And this, this is a photo of me shaking hands with leaders from various countries. Have you seen this chimpanzee? He is US President Obama, now he is my little brother. There is also this bald man, he is Russian President Putin, now one of my servants. Also, have you seen the UN conference table? The chief who puts a tripod on the conference table is me!" I pointed to Yumier's information that proved his high position and power. Then, I quickly turned on the TV again, and the video of the US president spitting out his big tongue and adding a sole to my feet was playing on the TV - of course, this is also synthesized, and human faces are forcibly PS-upped.
"How is it? Concubine You, just accept me, hahaha!" Lin Yayue tried her best to plan these magazines and videos, and I can't let them down.
Yumil just silently sucked the iced coffee in the straw, and looked at me with a smile:
"Not count."
I was stunned and said:
"Why isn't this going to be forgotten? These magazines are the most authoritative magazines in the world! Will there be any fake ones?"
Yumil sneered:
"Because I don't know these magazines. So how do I know if you spread rumors to deceive me? To prove that you are the richest, most powerful and most handsome man, just take some practical actions." Yumil's words immediately poured cold water on me. Now it seems that Yumil is determined to be with me. This is definitely not a good momentum. If Yumil still cannot be guided on the seventh day, then she will become a monster again, and no one can stop her at that time.
"What should I do? Youmier is so determined to be at the end of the debt." Qi Miao turned around in an anxious manner.
"But Yumier's personality is indeed exactly the same as Sister Qingcheng. Sister Qingcheng is also the kind of woman who will never break her promise once she says it. Although Yumier refuses to admit it now, if Xiao Shiyilang really does, she will never break her promise and will definitely be with Xiao Shiyilang." Hu Shubao said.
"Don't worry, the mountain man has his own tricks. Hahaha, let me, Faye Wong, save the world this time." Faye Wong's crazy laughter came, and then the door of the restaurant suddenly opened. Four men in kimono, wearing honey lips and eyeliner, dressed in enchantingly strode in with serious faces.
When they walked to me, four men suddenly told themselves that they were in the house:
"My name is Zui Youqian! I am Xiao Shiyilang's childhood sweetheart!"
"My name is Zuiyou Quanli! It's a horse who is married to Xiao Shiyilang!"
"My name is Zui Shuaiqi! He is a lover who has a baby relationship with Xiao Shiyilang!"
"My name is Zui Ai Me! It is Xiao Shiyilang's lover who was married to a ghostly marriage!"
"The four of us, named the fourth son of the Zuijia, Xiao Shiyilang, are our men!"
As he said that, the fourth young master of the Zui family looked firm and without much nonsense, he took his ID card to Yumier.
I looked at the fourth young master of the Zui family, then turned to look at Yumier and said with a lewd smile:
To be continued...