"What's going on now? I have fully proved that I am the richest, most powerful, most handsome, and the man I love you the most! Concubine You, you still don't recognize me obediently, huh? Hahahaha..."

Just when I was moved by Faye Wong's wit, who knew that Yumier turned the gin glass on the table slowly and said with a smile:

"Okay, since you said that, I can also say that I promised to be with someone called 'you' instead of you Xiao Shiyilang. Please find someone called 'you'."

Yumil's simple and crude words hit me hard again. In my headphones, I heard the frustration screams from Faye Wong.

I laughed evilly, "Actually... my nickname is 'Ni'! How about it, didn't you expect it?"

Yumil smiled:

"There are so many you in the world, who said you had to be like you?"

Yumil's rogueness was as good as a vulgar man. I was defeated again. Without waiting for me to say more, Yumil threw me off with a sentence like "I'm tired of shopping, so I won't arrange a place for me to stay."

Yumil went back to the top hotel I arranged for her alone, and after I left the restaurant in a daze, I met with Lin Yayue, who was waiting outside with anxiety. As soon as I saw Lin Yayue, I said straight to the point:

"Yayue, I lost, the earth is beyond salvation."

Lin Yayue sighed lightly, straightened my face, looked straight at me, and said:

"Don't be discouraged. Look at my eyes. Are you all okay? Don't give up. You can do it. Shiyilang, there are still four days left. Take your time..." Yayue's eyes also had a little dull look, but seeing her warm eyes as water, the feeling of frustration in my heart suddenly dissipated a little, and an inexplicable emotional impulse brewing in my heart. Seeing Lin Yayue holding my face, feeling the delicate feeling of her warm hands touching my face, and looking at her beautiful eyes, I suddenly hugged her in my arms!

Lin Yayue screamed lightly, and before she could retreat, she was pressed into my arms. She grabbed my arm and kept the last inch of distance from me, with her eyes complicated:

"Don't do this, Xiao Shiyilang... Everyone is watching." As I said that, I turned my head and saw six heads drilling out of the corner. Faye Wong, Qi Miao, Gu Qingcheng, Hu Shubao, Guimei, and Hua Xiaolan all stared at Lin Yayue and me, and Qi Miao directly whispered.

"Yayue, I..." I hurriedly let go of Lin Yayue, her cheeks were hot.

"The weather is good today, haha." Faye Wong looked at the dark clouds in the sky with her eyes slanted.

"Yes, the birds are very cute too." Qi Miao said, touching a piece of bird shit on top of her head.

Only then did I remember that I had arrived in Nanjing. Faye Wong and the others were monitoring Peilidong before, so we naturally would make peace.

"Ahem! I have sand in my eyes. I hope Yayue can help me blowjob. Don't think too much!... Everyone is here, how is Pellidong?" I was busy changing the subject. I saw that Lin Yayue had turned her face and tidying her hair, and didn't dare to look directly at me.

"Yes, okay... Haha, when it comes to Pellidong, that's great progress. She really believed Yayue's words and planned to go out to Xiao Shiyilang to burn incense and pray to where you were in a car accident! It's time for you to show your charm!" Faye Wong shouted, but her eyes were too excited and looked a little unnatural.

The first wave of strategy on Ymir's side came to an end with failure.

Lin Yayue, Faye Wong and the others took me into the military vehicle. Due to the tight time, we rushed to the venue where we dated Palidong yesterday without saying a word.

It was almost nine o'clock when I arrived at the date. I saw a ghostly figure in white clothes from afar. When I looked closely, it was really Pelledong. I saw her walking aimlessly on the road, looking like a wandering ghost.

"Look, I'm still obsessed with you. Hurry up and stage a good show of unfinished love between humans and ghosts!" Lin Yayue pushed me out of the military car, and I suddenly fell from the prince into the mortal world, and turned back to the unlucky guy, wearing the same costume as the scene of the car accident yesterday.

I secretly looked at the ghost girl from behind. The ghost girl was squatting in the place where I had a car accident yesterday. She inserted a candle in the place where my blood was left, and closed her eyes and prayed.

"Hehe, Sister Dong!"

I suddenly jumped out from behind Pellidong, and she was so scared that she jumped up from the ground and looked at me with horror.

"You...you..." Pellidong looked at me blankly, his eyes wide open.

"Sister Dong, I'm back! I'm back! I'm seeing you again, great!" I smiled foolishly, and then threw myself into Pellidong's arms with a snot on his face. "I thought I would never see you again, Sister Dong, wuwu..."

Pellidong was held in my arms, and she was completely dead, as if she had seen a ghost. In fact, in her eyes, I was really a ghost.

I hugged her for a few minutes before leaving with a smile. Pellidong looked me up and down, muttering to myself:

"It's revealed... it's revealed? Are you a human or... a ghost?"

I deliberately lowered my head in frustration and said:

"I think I'm still a ghost... I was originally called to report by the King of Hell, but the King of Hell told me that there was another person on the ground praying for me, hoping that I would go to see her, so I mercy and asked me to come back to see you. I kept thinking about who that person is. It turned out to be Sister Dong! Sister Dong, you are so nice to me, I never want to leave you again!"

Pellidon looked at me awkwardly:

"Then will you... leave?"

I lowered my head and said:

"I don't know either... The King of Hell said that if the people on the ground don't miss me, they will call me back. I'm so scared... Sister Dong, I don't want to leave, I don't want to leave you, let me follow you all the time, okay?"

Pellidon's dark eyes were blocked by her bangs, and I just looked at her quietly, with saliva squirming in her throat, waiting for her reply.

Then, Palidon nodded slightly.

"Long live! Long live! Long live!"

My heart suddenly exploded, and I shouted with joy. I hugged Palidong with tears in my face, and the congratulations from the love expert advisor group came from my headphones:

"Great success! Xiao Shiyilang has won the recognition of Pelidong and has taken a huge step! Can he take advantage of the victory to pursue? Let's wait and see!"

When I saw Pellydon again, I was sticking to her like a slug. I followed her wherever she went. We were both fools, and fools belonged to the world of fools. Even if we were rejected by the smart people in the world, we could find happiness in the world of fools that belonged to us.

I bought ice cream and stuck each other's faces. I bought popcorn and fryed the popcorn machine. I bought coke and sprayed each other with each other's clothes. Although they were wet, they were extremely happy. I accidentally dispersed in the crowd and walked around the house and then bumped each other's foreheads. When I bought roast chicken, I sneeze and blew my face all over. In the end, I couldn't tell whether I was really stupid or pretending, because I felt that I was getting more and more stupid.

But it feels good to be a happy fool.

"Perlidong's favorability is gradually increasing, although it is very slow, it can still be seen!" Lin Yayue cheered me up remotely.

"The next thing is to go to the cinema to watch the midnight ghost movie. We have selected the theme, "The Love of Man and Ghosts". Pellidong has an extra affection for zombies and ghosts, and can give you extra points. We will add sleeping pills to the cinema drinks. When she falls asleep, you will leave temporarily. End today's strategy. Tomorrow we will start playing the big ones further, and it is best to let you and Pellidong go to bed."

"Go to bed?" I was drinking sports drinks and almost shouted out these two words.

"A woman can give her body to a man. This is the last step in love. As long as you do this, you will succeed. Especially with a conservative personality like Pellidon... Okay, come on. By the way, we are also keeping a look at other men for her."

"Other men? Do you want to cancel my strategy mission for Ymir?" I turned around and asked secretly.

"Of course not. We are looking for scumbags with very bad behavior and very poor character. They deliberately make Ymir disgusted. After all, there is a high price only if there is comparison." Lin Yayue said warmly, "Come on, be good."

I understood Lin Yayue's behavior. Then I took the initiative to take Palidong to win the free movie ticket "inadvertently" and entered the cinema, and then booked a movie to watch it. Since I was watching a ghost movie and it was also booked a venue, Palidong and I were close together in the whole venue. In the swaying air conditioner, our fingers always touched each other accidentally.

"Sister Dong, you are so stupid in the movie. What are they doing on the bed with naked naked haha?" When I saw some scenes that were not suitable for children, I deliberately pretended to be stupid and stunned, attracting the attention of Pellidong.

"...I, I don't know..." Pellidon answered a little shyly for these shameful questions.

As time delayed, two o'clock was approaching, I went out to ask for a cup of Coke for Pellidong and added sleeping potions for her to drink. At that time, the movie was approaching.

I looked at the scene in the cinema with tears in my nose and tears, and said:

"Sister Dong, why are you so cruel to heaven? Why don't the male and female protagonists be together? Sister Dong, do you think I can go to heaven like Sam? I'm so stupid, will God want me?"

Pellidong turned her face, and I saw her crying, and said in a soft voice:

"...Don't...think so, I'll go to heaven, you'll stay..."

Speaking of this, Palidong's voice quickly became lighter. I saw that her eyelids had started fighting. Before she even finished speaking, she leaned in my arms and fell asleep. I gently put Palidong down and looked at the time. It was no more or less. It was exactly two o'clock, so I sneaked out of the cinema and would have sex with Lin Yayue in the back street of the cinema.

"Actor level! It's a good job, Xiao Shiyilang!" Faye Wong held a large pot of spicy hot pot in her hand, and gave me a thumbs up while eating.

"Stop talking, I'm starving to death." I snatched the spicy hot pot from Faye Wong's hand and started eating. "Pellidong is really going well here. It seems that human beings are just a simple personality. I just don't know what to do with Yumier? Speaking of Yayue, aren't you looking for a scumbag to guide Yumier? What's the result?"

Lin Yayue ate the cantaloupe helplessly and said:

"Oh, don't mention it. The scumbag just handed over the love letter. Yumil held the paper and covered his mouth and ran to the bathroom and refused to come out. When the other person left, Yumil came out and looked at the 200 kilograms of his departure and patted his chest and gasped."

Qi Miao patted my shoulder and comforted me:

"Good thing, at least this shows that Xiao Shiyilang, you are still very important in Yumier's heart. At least it's much better than that scumbag!"

I looked at the so-called scumbag photos that Qi Miao handed me and said:

"Yes... Are you talking about this chin that can kill people, or is this 200kg humanoid self-carrying burger?"

"It's all the same, anyway, your advantage is there." Qi Miao said carelessly.

"But the fundamental problem has not been solved. This Yumier is just a seamless egg. How can we make a slit?" Faye Wong frowned.

I looked at the screenwriter Yayue and asked:

"Yayue, do you have any good ideas?"

Lin Yayue spread her hands and said with a bitter face: "It's hard. I've been thinking about it these days, but I still can't think of it. The screenwriter troupe has already started to strike one after another, saying that Yumier's bone is too difficult to bite, and they don't have to do it, so it's better to end the flowers."

"The scattering of flowers ended?" Lin Yayue's last words suddenly woke me up, causing a light to touch my mind.

"What's wrong? What did you think of?" Lin Yayue looked at me seriously and asked.

"Well... I was thinking, Yayue, why don't we just come and have a big ticket?" I calmed down.

"A big vote?" Lin Yayue opened her eyes wide with curiosity.

"Yes, let's... let's play the scattering flowers." I blinked.

Lin Yayue's expression became weird. I leaned forward and told Lin Yayue about my plan. Lin Yayue looked at me in surprise and said:

"Can this... really work?"

I also said helplessly:

"This is to prevent Yumier from cheating. If it is useless to do this, then I really can't think of any other way, I admit it."

Lin Yayue hesitated for a moment, then gritted her teeth and said, "Okay, then we will do this, but time is a little tight, and this requires mobilizing the national strength of the entire country. I will contact you. Xiao Shiyilang, Yumier will leave it to you to make an appointment."

I nodded, saluted and said:

"Get orders!"

After a full seven hours of rest, I found the hotel where Yumier was. When I knocked on Yumier's door, Yumier immediately raised his chin alone and showed a hint of mocking sneer:

"What's wrong? Are you here to surrender?"
To be continued...