"Yayue, you are too cruel. Look, you knocked Shiyilang's intestines out!"

"That's just a temporary dog ​​intestine. It's just a scary look, but it's actually edible." Lin Yayue booed, "The car is also made of a foam carton with a front, and it won't die if it hits someone. Well, the next step is the beginning of the tragic scene."

I listened to Faye Wong and the others' comments on the other end of the headphones, and I was lying on the ground and staged a death sentence. This is the most test of my acting skills, and I must not reveal my flaws.

After Pellidon crawled out of the ditch, he was shocked by my bloody appearance. He stood there and refused to move. He made me anxious for a long time, but I almost didn't shout out: "You said something!"

It took a long time for Pellidong to come forward, stand beside me, looking down at me. A beggar squatting beside me touched my breath, shook his head helplessly, and said:

"No, I have no breath anymore. The car just now came very quickly. In order to save you, he had only had time to push you out..."

"...he...to save me?" Pellidong repeated this sentence foolishly, Mu Zan was still in place, as if he had lost his soul.

"That's right, what we all saw was that he saved you..." Everyone around nodded.

Passers-by around me began to carry me on my own drive. Pellidong just sat beside me blankly. Finally, she chose to get in and followed me straight to the hospital. It was not until Pellidong watched me enter the emergency room that I breathed a sigh of relief and got up from the operating table.

The person who performed the surgery on me was Lin Yayue, who pretended to be a surgeon. She took off her mask and burst out laughing.

"Is it tiring to act?"

"I only realized that playing a dead person is the most challenging to act." I touched my forehead and said, "Look at my head, nothing is wrong, right?"

"It's okay, it's just a pit that is big." Lin Yayue said with a smile.

"How is Pellidon now?" I asked. "What should I do after that?"

Lin Yayue took out a tablet computer, clicked on the surveillance and voice control system for me to watch, and said, "You will know when you look at this."

In the surveillance screen, Pellidong was standing in the corridor outside the operating room waiting, stiff and at a loss.

"It seems very guilty if you haven't even sat down." Lin Yayue said with a smile, "Let her wait a little longer, but it can't be too long, it's about an hour and a half."

So for the next hour and a half, Pellidong waited outside the corridor, waiting for the news of whether I was alive or dead. When the time was almost over, Lin Yayue asked me to lie on the operating table, cover it with a white cloth, and then pushed out of the operating room.

As soon as I went out, Pellidong surrounded me. Lin Yayue, wearing a mask, shook her head and said helplessly:

"I'm sorry, we have tried our best, but we still haven't been able to rescue him... This is what he has always held in his hand when he was in the operating room." As he said that, Lin Yayue handed a cell phone to Palidong.

Palidong took the phone with a dull face. Of course, photos appeared on the screen of the phone. They were all photos of Palidong. They were all secretly taken when I was shopping with her when she was not paying attention. Of course, Lin Yayue also helped me beautify some of the pictures inside with Meitu Xiuxiu, which looked more romantic.

Photos recorded beautiful scenes of me following Pellidong for just a few hours, catching goldfish together, catching prizes together, shaking the ball machine together, operating the claw machine together, raising my feet together, looking at the shit on the soles of my shoes and smiling at each other... Some of these scenes were taken secretly by me, while others were taken in conjunction with Pellidong.

While playing the photos, the recording software of the mobile phone was automatically started, and my voice came out:

"Sister Dong, you are so awesome! I admire you so much!"

"Sister Dong, you are the only one. You are the first person in my life to help me! It is the sun in my life!"

"Others will only bully me and call me stupid. You are really the best person I have ever met."

"Sister Dong, I want to take you as my teacher and stay by your side all my life. No matter what you ask me to do, I will listen to you. As long as you don't dislike me, okay?"

“…”

Of course, the sound in the recorder was recorded remotely by Lin Yayue when I was dating Palidong, and then deliberately selected some of the lines and chose to broadcast them at this time.

And it is also played in a loop. Of course, Lin Yayue arranged for me to say the lines before. When I was with Palidong before, she might not care about these things. When she suspected that I was approaching her on purpose, she would even think that those words were fake. But what if I die?

No matter what I have said, as long as I die and I save her with my actions, then all this will naturally become the truth.

I narrowed a slit and watched Pellidong slowly squat on the ground holding his cell phone. His long black hair fell down long, covering her face, and I couldn't see her expression.

But I seemed to hear sobs.

When Lin Yayue pushed my "corpse" into the morgue, I suddenly felt a warm feeling on my wrist. Although I didn't open my eyes, I felt a thin hair falling on my arms, accompanied by a wet touch, which made my heart feel warm.

It was not until the moment the morgue door was closed heavily that the warmth on my arm gradually disappeared.

I got up, Lin Yayue took off her mask, straightened me, and said:

"It's done. You don't know the expression when Pellidong looked at you just now, and the face was full of guilt. It seems that she has realized your feelings for her. Next, it's the highlight."

I touched my head and said:

“What should I do next?”

"Haha, don't worry, I have arranged someone." Lin Yayue blinked and showed a mysterious smile. I didn't understand Lin Yayue's plan for a while, but I didn't know it soon.

Lin Yayue asked me to continue lying in the morgue and gave me a tablet for me to watch. I watched Lin Yayue turn around and leave the morgue and meet with Palidong. In the picture, I saw Lin Yayue patting Palidong's back, as if comforting something.

Then, Lin Yayue's voice came from her headphones:

"Don't feel too guilty. He really respects you very much. Maybe he is willing to die for you. Do you know? When I was performing surgery on him just now, he seemed to be still muttering your name... By the way, I heard that this week is the resurrection week that is rare in a thousand years. They said that the dead souls of the dead will not go to the underworld. If someone who loves him lights a candle for him every night at midnight, then between nine and two o'clock every night, the souls of the dead will appear at the place where they died. If the heaven is moved by those two, the dead person may be resurrected. If you want to see him, maybe you can try it."

After leaving this passage, Lin Yayue left, leaving only Pellidong still frozen in place, staring blankly at the gate of the morgue.

It took a long time, long time.

At this moment, I finally fully understood Lin Yayue's script. She is worthy of being a novelist. Lin Yayue's thinking is really beyond ordinary people. With just this, Lin Yayue immediately tied the guilty feelings of Pellidong and her behavior in the next few days to me.

This emotional drama is really good.

Just as I was feeling the emotion of Lin Yayue in my heart, Faye Wong's voice suddenly came out of her headphones:

"Okay, OK, the counterfeit ghost girl has been done for the time being. Amnesia man, take advantage of the time when you are pretending to be dead, quickly pretend to be a zombie and change into a suit. Yes, yes, it is the one that Prince William has customized. Come to Yumier! Remember, don't forget to make your hairstyle look more decent and your leather shoes shine brightly! The head can be broken, your hairstyle cannot be messy; blood can flow, and your leather shoes cannot be free of oil!"

When I heard Faye Wong's words, I suddenly felt that the world was moving too fast and I could hardly keep up.

Just finished playing the role of a silly loser, I was about to re-install the world's richest man and the number one prince in Britain. The ups and downs...

It's so cool.

"Anyway, come out of the back door, I'm waiting for you in the toilet now." Then Faye Wong had no more instructions.

With his shoes in his arms, he slipped out of the back door of the morgue and ran to the bathroom. Faye Wong had already been waiting there, carrying a formal outfit in her hand.

"Uh, Faye Wong, this is a men's bathroom." I reminded.

"Oh, is there any problem?" Faye Wong said indifferently. Then I remembered that Faye Wong was known as a man. She threw me the clothing bag in her hand and said, "Stop talking nonsense, change the clothes quickly. The helicopter has arrived. Now I will take you to the countryside to see the ice giant."

After changing into a second, I changed from a beggar to a prince. When I looked at my face in the mirror, I couldn't help but feel dizzy.

"Wow, this dress is really good. After changing into a piece of clothing, I can't even recognize my own face."

Faye Wong took my tie and dragged me out of the men's bathroom without saying a word.

After being pushed to the roof of the hospital building, Faye Wong released my collar. A military helicopter had already stopped not far away. The propeller blew out a strong cold wind. Lin Yayue was already waiting in front of the helicopter, holding her dancing black hair with one hand and smiling.

Faye Wong pushed me and said:

"When you see that Bing Niu, you should be careful. Qingcheng is the hardest thing among us. You may not be able to do anything to pretend to be stupid and stupid in front of that Bing Niu."

I nodded cautiously, with a serious expression.

"I understand, I will be careful. The finale."

Faye Wong watched me get on the helicopter, and Lin Yayue, who was the commander-in-chief, also came with me. When we arrived here, this operation would once again require division of troops. Faye Wong and the others were responsible for Pellidong's side, and Lin Yayue and I went to the mountain village to guide Youmier.

After Lin Yayue entered the door, the cabin door closed heavily, and the entire helicopter cabin became darker.

Lin Yayue sat beside me, took care of her hair, breathed a long sigh and said:

"Huh, it's really hard, right?"

"I see you were a little stiff when you walked just now. Did you get scratched just now?"

"It's okay, I just pretend to be dead and lie on the ground for a long time and have some cramps. Just shoot it." I said indifferently, and Lin Yayue chuckled.

"How is my face? I just wore a mask and acted as a surgeon. I didn't do it?" Lin Yayue asked me.

"Well, it's pretty good, I just dropped two layers of foundation." I nodded.

Lin Yayue smiled and pointed my forehead:

"You are really getting more and more joking."

I looked at Lin Yayue and asked, "By the way, Yayue, the despicable uncle... I mean your grandpa, I don't seem to have seen him for a while."

Lin Yayue's face froze and she suddenly said with a little brow:

"Grandpa has not been in good spirits these two days. He has been in the military district to maintain his health. Maybe he is old. If you don't talk about this, how are you doing? I'm actually full of guilt in my heart."

I touched my head and said:

"How to say, I am a helpless and homeless person, and I don't even know who I am. And Yayue, you have also shown me my diagnosis report. I am already a dying person. It's worth it to be able to make some contributions to this society before death. Haha, hahaha." Hahaha." At this point, I laughed dryly, but I couldn't squeeze out much smile on my face.

"Did you think of them?" Lin Yayue looked at me sideways and asked in a low voice.

My face froze, Agni's face flashed through my mind, and the last haha ​​was stuck in my throat and could not be made.

Lin Yayue narrowed her eyes and grabbed my hand, and a faint gloom rose on her face:

"Come on, Shiyilang, use your remaining life to do the most valuable things and shine with the brightest light. I believe you can do it. You may not realize that you have an unparalleled charm in you."

I don’t know what Lin Yayue’s implicit meaning is, but I feel that Lin Yayue is really a good teammate. Without her all the way to the present, I won’t talk about whether the strategy of the past few times will be more difficult or smoother, at least it will be less fun.

About two hours later, we arrived at the remote mountain village where Yumier was located, which is the poorest and most remote mountain village in the entire Jiangsu Province, and it is also the place where Yumier was temporarily arranged to live.

As my action planner and guardian, Lin Yayue reported to me about the situation of Yumier in the past few days.

"In the more than two days when you were preparing to guide Pellidong, we were not idle at Yumier. We first instilled various poor ideas in Yumier through daily communication between villagers and daily quarrels between village women. At the same time, we did not forget to post your big-character poster in the countryside to give you brainwashing publicity. If you don't believe me, please see." Lin Yayue handed me the tablet computer. When I looked at it, there were several big-character posters photographed in the countryside. When I saw the big-character posters on it, I almost felt the urge to cut my throat and commit suicide.

"Phone it out! Press it out! Flow it out! If it is not Xiao Shiyilang's child, it cannot be born!"
To be continued...