"Resolutely crack down on silence, you can avoid Chuyi and Xiao Shiyi!"

"Control the population quantity and benefit the people, improve the population quality and strengthen the country and rich families - Xiaoshan Eleven Cowherd Committee."

"If you want to have late marriage and late childbirth, you will have Xiao Shiyilang."

"Long live the invincible Xiao Shiyilang's thoughts of winning! My heart belongs to Xiao Shiyilang!"

"If you want your child to look good, Xiao Shiyilang is indispensable!"

"Go to the ground to work and listen to the legend of Phoenix, go to bed to work and watch Xiao Shiyilang!"

"Xiao Shiyilang's affection is like the sea, and from then on, my sister enters your arms."

"China Mobile Xiao Shiyilang, while plowing the fields."

"Xiao Shiyilang enters the ten thousand families, and he is lucky."

"80% of the mine owners in our county have opened Xiao Shiyilang."

I covered my face and said in pain:

"Isn't this just a matter of putting down the advertising slogans on the big-character poster and sticking my name on it?"

Lin Yayue smiled awkwardly:

"After all, time is tight, so it's understandable that the publicity work is not in place."

"But this is not a brainwashing publicity, it's simply a brainless publicity." I scratched my ears and cheeks in confusion. Lin Yayue only smiled.

After the helicopter entered the mountainous area, it landed outside a bamboo forest. We had a heads with the military personnel waiting there in advance. First, we reminisce about the past, and then roughly discussed the action plan for the next day. After everything was settled, I lay in the military tent for a while to calm down. When I opened my eyes, a circle of white fish appeared on the hillside at the end of the bamboo forest.

I fixed my suit in front of the mirror, straightened my tie, stepped on my black and greasy leather shoes, took a long breath, and walked out of the tent openly like an emperor going to a civilian patrol, and walked towards the end of the bamboo forest surrounded by onlookers. At the end of the bamboo forest was the place where the village was located, and early villagers had already started to go to the fields to work. Family planning publicity newspapers with my name flew into my eyes, while I kept the smile of a romantic prince and walked in a blind eye.

At the intersection of the village, a group of villagers in old clothes gathered around. Lin Yayue had already arranged a farce to perform at the intersection of the village, waiting for me to take action.

The content of the debate is actually very simple, that is, the road in the village collapsed and no one repaired it. The two families closest to the intersection of the village shirking responsibility for each other, hoping to push the responsibility for repairing the intersection to each other.

Sure enough, when I walked to the crowd, I heard the argument coming from inside.

"What did you say? This road has been owned by you, Old Man Li since Tang Monk obtained the scriptures. Look, even the jujube tree on the roadside was planted by you, Old Man Li. Why should our family build the road?"

"Oh, why do you have the face to say? Lao Wang, don't act like I don't know. Every night, you run from next door to my house and my wife when I was going out to push the cart. You are the tree you climbed! This tree has become yours! Of course, this road is also yours! I won't accept it and I pushed you!"

"Damn, how dare you push me?"

"What's wrong with me just pushing you?"

"Damn, how dare you push me?"

"What's wrong with me just pushing you?"

"Damn, you're..."

As Lao Wang and the old man who pushed the cart next door fell into the philosophical problem of chickens and eggs, a remarkable figure appeared in the crowd. Of course, the figure was not me, but the frost woman Yumier, carrying a vegetable basket, wearing a scarf, a rustic square plaid, rag shoes, and dressed in a village girl.

"Go on, Xiao Shiyilang, let her see your temperament that regards money as dirt!" Faye Wong applauded from a distance.

"Abbreviated as the temperament of a boy who is defecating the feces." I heard Gu Qingcheng add coldly.

I took a deep breath, suddenly lifted my collar, waved my cuffs, held a feather fan, and walked gracefully with my toes towards the sky. My young master, who was on the ground, stepped forward slowly and said loudly:

"Don't make a fuss, don't make a fuss. I have a carat of gold in my hand, called gold carat for short. I'll give it to him whoever is obedient."

After saying that, I proudly turned my palm and turned out a golden stone, which emitted dazzling brilliance under the morning glow.

After the words came, the crowd made a small path in an uproar. Wang and Li, who were arguing, said in horror:

"Difficult, can you be the legendary... Xiao Shiyilang?!"

"Yes, I will not change my name or change my surname. It is Xiao Lang." I walked gracefully and said ashamed, then threw the rich gold in my hand on the ground and said lightly:

"I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But this is what you forced me to do. I reward you with this piece of gold. From today on, I have wrapped this road. You can modify the road in one day so that my shoes will not be dirty." I took off my shoes, raised my toes and despised them.

"Yes, yes, yes! Lord Xiao left his words, the youngest will definitely follow his death!" After that, the two of them ran up and licked my toes, but fortunately I stopped them in time.

"Hey hey, you don't need to be ** toe. Just be sincere. Come and build a road quickly. When the road is repaired, I will help the old lady cross the road." I waved my hand and said goodbye to the two old men who were crying and urinating, facing the village couples and women who were radiating their eyes and were squirting and flirting with their feather fans.

"Xiao Lang, are you Xiao Lang? Oh my god, I admire you so much. Since I was three years old, I have heard my grandma tell you that you did good deeds without leaving a name, and only wrote about your heroic deeds in your diary!"

"Xiao Lang, sign me up - on my butt!"

"Xiao Lang, I want to give birth to a monkey for you! Oh no, it's a little prince!"

I nodded, waved my hand and said:

"Yes, but you all go to my fan club to register first."

A village girl walked up with peach blossoms in her eyes and said in a coquettish voice:

"Xiao Lang, you are a great celebrity. Why aren't you busy saving the world? If you have time, come to our small village in small gala?"

I looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, as if a meteor was passing by, and said sadly:

"I watched the celestial phenomena last night and saw a peach blossom man flying by in the night sky and landing on the top of the Nanshan Mountain. I dreamed repeatedly in the middle of the night. I dreamed of a fairy-family woman falling into the mortal world. I knew that my other half of my life would be in seclusion here, so I came to find my life partner. I think I have achieved great success and my grandfather is in my prime, but I can't find a good wife. It's a great regret in life. Can you ask if you have ever seen that fairy-family woman?"

"Sir, what does that woman look like? Am I like?" A pregnant woman looked at me with her belly on the earth, twisted her waist, and grinned, revealing a mouthful of yellow sprouts.

I slapped a feather fan and said loudly: "The appearance of the woman is described as follows: if the shoulders are shaved, the waist is as plain as possible. The neck is stretched out, the neck is beautiful, the white texture is exposed, the beauty is unpleasant, the lead is not shining. The clouds are majestic, the eyebrows are beautiful, the red lips are bright, the white teeth are fresh inside. The bright eyes are kind, the cheeks are favored, the cheeks are bright, the tactile and elegant, the body is quiet, the tender and graceful, and the words are charming - how, have you ever seen such people?"

Everyone was confused and then, one of them suddenly realized and pointed to Yumier, who was wearing a headscarf behind him, and couldn't help but shout:

"Then, the only one who meets the conditions you mentioned is Miss Mi, who is new to our village."

"Oh? This lady is..." I pretended to be ignorant, walked through the crowds that were avoiding each other, and walked towards the end of the crowd with frost.

The villagers who guided me rubbed their hands and smiled, "This is Miss Mi who came to our village a few days ago. We don't know what her origin is. But when we saw that she had nowhere to go, we took her in."

"Well. I'm a little interested, let me take a closer look." I walked to Yumier with a swagger, shook off the brocade clothes, and glanced at Yumier who held his breath and stared at me.

"It's you! It's you! It's you! You're the person I dreamed of last night!" My tone became quick, I grabbed Yumier's hand, and said excitedly, "Dare you ask the girl how old is? What's the name of her?"

Naturally, Yumier didn't recognize me. She just frowned and looked at me, and said in a rustic manner:

"Why should I tell Nong? Where did Nong jump out of cucumber vegetables?"

I was startled by Yumier's country words, and then laughed and said:

"In addition to fools and dead people, there are still people in this world who don't know me? Tell you, I am the heir to the throne of the Great Britain Empire, the richest man in the world, and a man with great hands and eyes."

Yumier looked coldly at the publicity newspaper promoting family planning on the village wall, saying:

"Oh, it turns out that Nong is the director of the Family Planning Commission?"

I suddenly had the urge to pull out the person who posted my name on the Family Planning Propaganda Newspaper and beat him up. I forced myself to smile, shook my legs, and said:

"That's right, you've also heard of my name. One of my part-time jobs is the director of the Family Planning Commission. However, the way I eliminate fertility depends on my extraordinary character and strong personal charm. How about it, when I see me, do I have the urge to not want to sleep with other men?"

Yumil froze his face and said two simple and clear words:

“I’ve vomited.”

Then he turned around and was about to leave.

I was shocked and hurriedly stepped forward to grab Yumier's shoulder, laughing:

"Don't look at me as 60s. In fact, I am a born in the 1960s. In short, from now on, you no longer have to suffer in this remote countryside. As long as you are by my side, you will be able to keep you rich and prosperous for the rest of your life and have no worries about food and clothing!"

Yumil sneered:

"You are very rich? Show me the proof."

"Okay." I patted my chest and waved my hand confidently. Immediately someone brought the barcode scanner to my hand. "Look carefully, this machine can display the price of the items I scanned! I let you see what is a sky-high price!" As I said that, I used the barcode scanner to sweep up and down on my body, showing the displayed data to Yumier:

"Did you see it? My suit, donkey brand, my shoes, Armani's, my watch, green tea brand! Even my underwear was jointly produced by Dior and Versace, referred to as the Lost, each price is 666666, six six!"

Then I scanned Yumier's clothing, and none of the numbers displayed exceeded single digits.

Yumier looked at the numbers on the barcode scanner, raised an eyebrow, spread out his hand, and said half-believingly:

"I don't believe it, I'll take it to scan it for me."

I smiled and handed the barcode scanner to Yumier, but my hand accidentally placed it under the barcode scanner.

"Drip. Two pieces of pig's trotters are eight."

"Damn-" I suddenly widened my eyes, "Is this scanner broken?"

As he said that, Yumier scanned the barcode scanner on my forehead again.

"Drip. Pig head meat is five or six."

I raised my head and smiled awkwardly at the weird-looking Yumier, saying:

"This...hehe,hehehehe, it's probably broken, just step on it and wrap it." After saying that, I took the barcode scanner and threw it on the ground, and tried my best to step on it so that black smoke came out before I stopped.

I shook my head, and my eyes were soft:

"Anyway, as a man who dares to bring his own barcode scanner, I never hide anything. How about it, follow me, don't stay in this ghost place anymore."

Yumier said sarcastically:

"The toad wants to eat swan meat."

I was stunned, then rubbed my hands, and smiled with a slutty look on my face:
To be continued...