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Chapter Two: Money Worship and Necrophilia(1/2)

In two days, Pellidon and Ymir began to gradually accept the reality that they could no longer change back to their original posture. Not only were they familiar with the environment they were in, but they also began to try to live in the form of humans. At the same time, because of the influence of the surrounding environment, the two women's mentalities had completely different development routes.

Lin Yayue was like a professional female teacher, holding a teaching stick for guidance:

"The first person to do the guide is Pelidong. Tonight, there will be a social dance party on Nanjing Rich Island. Xiao Shiyilang, this is a good time for you to appear." Lin Yayue said with a serious look.

"Okay." I nodded solemnly, without any determination.

Lin Yayue looked at me sensitively and said:

"Are you still thinking about Xiaokui and the others?"

I was shocked and felt like I was poured with cold water, but I didn't deny it.

"There are some other things, too..." I whispered.

When Lin Yayue mentioned Xiao Kui and Xia Kelus, the atmosphere present suddenly became a little stiff and weird.

"Xiao Shiyilang, actually... you don't have to blame yourself too much. Because of this, we have a responsibility for helping you with the strategy. In fact, we feel very guilty." Qi Miao stepped forward and said.

I looked sideways in surprise and saw Qi Miao looking at me with a complicated look, and a light pink color on her cheeks:

"Actually... there is one thing we didn't tell you. After Shakoros, Xiaokui and Xiaowei disappeared, three light balls appeared in front of me, Hua Xiaolan and Hu Shubao. The three balls... just got into our bodies like that, as if they had become part of us, and disappeared. But I always feel that they did not really disappear... I feel that Shakoros is in my body, as if they were part of my memories, connected to my flesh and blood. I can feel her emotions, her heartbeat and temperature, and even when I dream, I can dream of the memories of you two from the perspective of Shakoros..."

"Yeah, yeah, I feel this way too!" Hua Xiaolan squeezed forward and nodded while eating the 99th bag of potato chips.

"Speaking of it... I am the same." Hu Shubao touched his head and said, "Is this the legendary possession of evil spirits?"

Qi Miao and the other two answers unexpectedly.

Qi Miao patted my back and whispered in my ear: "I feel that maybe Shakoros and the others are just asleep. In my body, one day, they may wake up."

"Then it becomes our inner personality, and then it becomes another me that we can call at any time in a critical moment? If that is really the case, it will be great. In the future, I will give it all to the inner personality. I just need to take responsibility for sleeping! Do you think we can all become superhumans who can go to heaven and earth?" Hu Shubao said in a hurry.

I knew Qi Miao's words were just comforting me, but to be honest, her words did reduce some of the heaviness in my heart. I nodded, touched the brain tumor examination report in my pocket, and said with a forced smile:

"Thank you everyone, I am the man who wants to become the king of picking up girls. Let's wait and see if I can get it right!"

That night, I changed into the waiter's professional attire, left a normal hairstyle, and rushed to the dance scene where Pellidong and various social celebrities played together. My task was quite arduous. I have seen the list of these social celebrities. Among the social celebrities who came to the banquet this time, many of them were big figures with international influence. For example, some oil tycoons heirs, Hu Zi from the old European family, the sons of many large enterprise groups in northern and southern China, as well as the authentic British current prince William and some rich second generations of multinational groups. Any of these people can easily attract the assets behind them, which may be able to match some small African countries.

Although I also have the support of the state machine, I am still a little lacking in confidence. After all, these celebrities are really elites trained by aristocratic education since childhood, and their demeanor is extraordinary. In addition to men, there are of course many women who come with them. Of course, these women are not ordinary people. They are all powerful female heroes, and many of them have higher social status than those young men. Of course, in order to help me, Faye Wong and the others took the initiative to change their clothes and participate in this dance.

"Hey, Yayue, why do I feel that so many single men are coming? This seems to be different from what I agreed to?" I observed around and looked at the male characters who looked at the same glance as me at the dance party. No matter how I look at it, these men are obviously coming for Pellidong.

"Oh, the confidentiality work is not very good. The news of Pelidong's marriage proposal seems to have spread from the small path. Many people come from all the way. These people are very famous. The military also approved it under pressure... Xiao Shiyilang, come on, love is stolen, women are stolen! As long as it succeeds, you are a pirate... Ah, don't let it go, the king of picking up girls!" Lin Yayue cheered for me on the other end of the communication machine.

Lin Yayue said so much that I was full of confidence. I used a wine glass to comb my hair. The violin combination of the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra of the British Royal Philharmonic had already played at the dance party. Celebrities began to look for dance partners, or invited them to dance, or talk enthusiastically on one side of the dance hall, and the atmosphere was hot.

Just when the atmosphere in the dance hall was at its peak, a noise suddenly sounded in the dance hall. The door of the dance hall opened gently, and a delicate and light white figure floated in along the long red blanket like a gust of wind.

Pellidong is here. She is wearing a lotus-colored collar dress, paired with a translucent hollow shawl, with black hair, and gentle steps, as silent as a ghost. She reveals the temperament of an aristocratic princess all over her body.

If I hadn't seen Pelli Dong dressing in the surveillance screen before, I would have been amazed at her subversive image change.

The moment Palidong appeared, she became the most eye-catching focus of the audience. Many men naturally stepped forward to her and bowed to her to greet her, but they obviously didn't know Palidong's personality. Palidong's personality is a copy of the ghost girl. What is the ghost girl's personality? You can tell if you watch a few episodes of "Midnight Bell".

According to Lin Yayue's evaluation criteria, Qi Miao's personality is crazy about people, while the ghost girl's personality is afraid of ghosts.

As expected, in less than three seconds, when facing the surrounding celebrities, Perrydong suddenly revealed her true form. She stood there with a stiff and pale face, holding the claws of the Nine Yin Bone with her hands, twisting with a crack, her body stiff and straight, and her dark eyes were rumbling. Moreover, the ghost girl also had a very bad habit. When she looked at people, she would always put her face to the tip of other people's noses and stare at them. In fact, she had no choice, but when others were caught by her gloomy eyes, others would always subconsciously feel that they had done something wrong, and then the nervous one was someone else.

"Hello, Miss Pelidon, I have long been famous." A man stretched out his hand at Pelidon with a smile.

"You~~Oh~~~Hoho~~~Hohohohohoho~~~"

Pellidong twisted his neck with a stiff movement like a robot, looked at the man, smiled and showed his white teeth brushing in one go, and a gloomy laughter sounded like a nine-gutou floating under the throat.

"Ah!" The man was so scared that he screamed in terror on the spot, falling to the ground, his crotch was wet.

"Hahahaha, it's indeed as expected." Seeing the man who was scared by Pellidong, Faye Wong's voice came over, "It's too naive to want to date the ghost girl normally. You have to know that the ghost girl's social difficulty in our style in the style of being no.1, and she is a type of corpse-free, hum."

Palidong smiled like this. The foundation that the makeup artist had put on her face before fell all over the floor, revealing her fair face under the foundation. Under the illumination of the LED light, Palidong's face was as white as a bone dug out from the ground. Coupled with her white teeth, it looked even more scary under the light and dark flashing light.

In fact, the ghost girl is definitely not bad in terms of appearance, but in Faye Wong's words, the ghost girl's temperament is a bit distorted. The ghost girl is a kind of pathological and beautiful woman. From the perspective of a certain type of people, she is probably at the level of a beautiful girl, but from the perspective of ordinary people, it may not be acceptable.

Sure enough, when he saw the man who was scared away by him, the smile on Pellidong's face suddenly became stiff, and as if he had been hit hard, he stopped talking. He just stood alone in the crowd, looking at the crowd around him at a loss, not knowing how to deal with it or how to refuse. Someone tried to show kindness to Pellidong and ask her to dance, Pellidong naturally agreed, but when the man was stepped on by Pellidong and left only socks with his thumb exposed, the other party was still desperate.

"Haha, I want to dance with the ghost girl, I am really a group of naive humans. Don't you know that the ghost girl's motor nerves grow upside down?" Faye Wong became proud again.

But the people around were not covered. Seeing that he had met with Pellidong several times but failed, he knew that Pellidong was not good at speaking, so they began to change their strategies. The first one to appear was a young man. He actually performed pigeon magic directly in the center of the dance hall, and then began to invite Pellidong to perform on stage with him on the grounds of needing a female assistant.

Seeing Pellidon, who was shy about walking onto the performance venue, this time I finally became alert.

"What should I do? I'll be taken first?"

"What are you afraid of? If they want to perform, just let them perform enough. Yayue, turn off the power switch."

“Ok.”

I heard Yayue’s response in my headphones. Just when the young man was about to release the pigeon, the switch suddenly cut off, and the field suddenly became dark. By the time the power was restored, the pigeon had already disappeared.

The magic was interrupted, and the young master was also very embarrassed. Who would have thought that this guy had other magic tricks. He didn't do one move, but Yayue was addicted to pulling the switch. The other party pulled the switch once he performed, and he forced his performance to code the entire process.

In the end, Faye Wong saw that this guy was not willing to stop, so she took advantage of the switch being turned off and took all the guy's clothes in the dark. When the power was restored, she was so scared that she ran away and hit the wall and went out.

"Hey, Faye Wong, your move is too ruthless, right?"

"Who asked these playboys to come in and make trouble? This dance hall was originally our plan, so how could they allow them to speculate? Don't forget, Xiao Shiyilang, we are a group, a team, you are our captain, I don't allow our team to admit defeat at will." Faye Wong said rudely. "Okay, hurry up, look, Pelidong is isolated."

I looked up and sure enough, because of the failure of several meetings, everyone gradually realized that Pellidong was not a good bone to chew. Especially the magic prince had just been stripped off by Faye Wong, which made people even more scruples and did not dare to come forward to talk to Pellidong in person. So for a while, although the dance hall was still singing and dancing, Pellidong was indeed isolated. Although those who passed by Pellidong would show respect for her, they were only limited to respect. I also observed that Pellidong's face showed a look of loneliness.

"Don't think that the ghost girl is a good girl who is easy to bully. In fact, she is more sensitive than anyone else's heart. She sees every move, every word and every action of others, and no one can deceive her." Faye Wong reminded me. "Xiao Shiyilang, next, it's up to you to show your acting skills and memorize lines."

"No problem. Everyone is optimistic, and the next thing is the moment to witness the miracle."

I whispered lightly, took a deep breath, walked up from the dance hall bar with big strides, and finally it was the time for me to show off my acting skills.

I walked steadily with the tray with the bottles placed to a round table nearest to Pellidon, where a man and a woman were drinking and chatting.

Then, my eyes were fixed, my clothes were swung, my lips were raised, and I took a sudden step, then I knelt on the ground with a plop, hugged the thigh of the man sitting at the round table.

"Wow, what a cold, sir, buy some souvenir bar! I'm so cold, so hungry, so lonely! If you don't buy wine, I'll be frozen to death!"

"Yes, although the acting is a bit exaggerated, but the feelings are sincere. I will give you five points." Faye Wong's voice came at the right time. "Come on, impress her with your misery."

I was very satisfied with my performance, and the men and women sitting at the round table looked at me with an idiot-like performance.

But they still didn't swear. The man restrained his emotions and asked me:

"I don't drink. Do you have any other drinks here besides alcohol? Or can you eat them?"

I burst into tears and said:

"Some, some! There are 7.5-cent cooked steaks, 82-year-old coke, do you want it?"

The man nodded and said yes. So I took a cup of pearl milk tea with all the pearls, and respectfully presented them.

"What do you mean?" The man frowned and looked at the milk tea ceremony where only pearls were. "I actually came to me to make trouble, dare you!"

Hearing his words, I jumped up on the spot.

He stared at me and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Shake your courage." I answered honestly while pressing my courage.

"You did it?" The man looked at me like he was looking at the animal world.

"Yes, I'm very sincere." I replied while shaking.

"You have a brain disease, right?" The man slapped the table angrily.

"Yes, yes, how do you know?" I took out the brain tumor diagnosis certificate from my pocket and submitted it with an innocent look on my face.

The man glanced at it and sprayed blood all over the ground on the spot, almost bleeding blood.

Perhaps impressed by my superb acting skills, the man pulled the woman next to him and ran away as if he was hiding from the plague.

"No, sir, you haven't paid yet!" I cried and chased forward, and then tripped by my shoes "at the right time", rolled in front of Pellidong, and fell into mud. "Oh my God, why am I so miserable? Why am I so stupid? I am really jealous of talent and want to cut off my life? It's not my fault to be handsome..."

A group of onlookers around him immediately flocked to me and looked at me with an expression like "Can your exaggerated acting skills deceive others?"

But something that surprised everyone soon happened, that was that Pellidong actually squatted down, then stood up with me, and she even wiped my face with her sleeve. The men around who were thinking about how to please Pellidong saw this scene, all of them squirted three liters of blood, almost dying of blood.

"It's okay... right?" Palidong looked straight at me with his eyes behind the shadow of the bangs.

"Wuwuwuwuwu, you are so nice to me! Better than my mother!" I gave Pellidong a big bear hug with tears in my mouth, and thanked him in a speechless manner.

"Good job, Xiao Shiyilang! That's right, this is the correct way to guide Palidong! Palidong's personality is a replica of the ghost girl. The ghost girl is always clumsy and can't do anything well, and she often feels inferior. So she has a sense of sympathy for people who are weaker and stupider than her! Those rich young men who wear rich clothes and drive famous cars and speak extraordinaryly will make the ghost girl feel distant! Come on, the good start is half the success!" Faye Wong cheered on the other end of the headphones.

I threw myself into my arms, and Pelidong never expected it. But she did not resist, but let me hold her and "cry" in front of her. This acting skill that is difficult for three-year-old children to deceive is actually the most powerful killer for Pelidong, who has serious lack of social experience.

Pellidong actually patted my back and asked me:

“…It hurts?”

"It hurts so much! Woo woo woo woo woo woo!" I pinched my neck in pain, "Ah, no, Yahuadie, I feel like I'm about to die, Ah no, I want fresh air, Mom... Oh no, I can't walk anymore, Lord Goddess, can you take me there?"

Palidong looked at me with his dark eyes, then nodded without saying a word, and helped me leave the dance hall. Facing the angry audience around me, I proudly compared a scissor hand - of course, with my back to Palidong.

At the entrance of the steps in the main hall outside the dance hall, I breathed in a big mouthful of fresh air, sobbing constantly, and said in a honest and honest tone:

"Thank you, you, you are so nice to me! Better than my real mother! Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo w

"No, I'm actually very..." Palidong looked at me at a loss, not knowing how to speak.

I immediately started talking:
To be continued...
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