Chapter 2 Howling Dog!
Mingyue of the Great Song Dynasty http://www./0_1/ The latest work of Xiangnan Xiaoxiaosheng! Chapter 2: The Snap Dog!
"Rabies' hair, as long as you blow the dog's hair at someone, that person will fall into the mad dog virus within an hour!"
The words of the snarling dog sounded in Zhang Wuyou's ears, and then he widened his eyes, as if he saw a few dog hair flying out and falling on the three arrogant men who were preparing to hit people.
The next scene made everyone messy!
"Wow, wow, wow, wow..."
The three people who were about to hit the man were like a dog on all sides, crawling on the ground, and their movements were clearly three dogs!
The onlookers were uproaring. I thought it was a scene where the rich second generation poached and bullied others by their power. Who knew that the style of painting suddenly changed? This rich second generation actually had the preference to pretend to be a dog. This taste was weird enough?
"Dear, what's wrong with you?"
The woman named Qiqi was also panicked at this time and panicked to pull the bald man's arm.
This place was originally on the roadside, and there were people watching the scene just now. At this time, the bald man was learning to crawl on the ground, which immediately attracted everyone's attention. Everyone seemed to have discovered a new world.
The inner and outer layers surrounded these people.
And the bald man at this time, he was on the ground with all his feet.
He seemed to have discovered something and suddenly ran wildly.
Zhang Wuyou looked in his direction, but made an unexpected discovery.
Because the bald man ran quickly to a dirty stray dog and began to move wildly.
"ah……"
Everyone was shocked. This rich bald man, fortunately this?
What made the speech even more speechless was that the bald man's bodyguard and driver were still behind, and then the three of them surrounded a bitch!
There were even whimpering demonstrations between each other, as if robbing the right to be with this bitch.
Immediately, someone took out his cell phone excitedly, and some people whispered.
"Oh my God, I've seen you for a long time. Three male dogs and one bitch. Is that what happened when they were together?
"It's a big deal, I actually gave me a live broadcast?"
"Hahaha, my god, there are such funny things. I guess his girlfriend is not good enough. She is not as comfortable as a Japanese dog, hahaha..."
At this time, the monkey had his eyes lit up and stood beside Zhang Wuyou, and he felt a vague feeling.
The scene that happened just now seemed to have something to do with Zhang Wuyou, and the former young man Zhang Wuyou suddenly became mysterious in his mind.
"Monkey, monkey, don't be angry, I was just having fun with you, let's go home..."
In a shock, Qiqi grabbed the monkey's arm and begged for his forgiveness, because she had a ghost in her heart and was scared!
Now I just feel that the monkey can give him a sense of security!
"Since I look down on me from the countryside, get out as far as you can!"
At this time, the monkey looked disgusted. Why are you still keeping such a woman who is ruthlessly cuckolding to herself?
"Ah, monkey, you don't want me anymore. Didn't you say that you have the best heart and the best woman? You have changed your mind..."
That Qiqi was stunned. She never expected that when she saw the monkey after seeing her brother, she would dare to shout out to her.
"I have a good brother. What kind of thing are you? You can compare with Wuyou. If you don't get out, I will kick you with my feet!"
The monkey glared at Qiqi and looked at Wuyou again.
Good brother, what are the women with aquatic poplar flower for the rest of their lives?
Finally, Qiqi looked at the monkey with a firm look on her face. She tried several times and begged hard to make the monkey change her mind. She was watching people around her pointing at her, saying that she was shameless and a slutty guy!
In the end, she couldn't stand the ridicule of the onlookers and left in shame.
This farce was taken away after the police arrived, but the monkey said nothing, patted Zhang Wuyou on the shoulder and said in a sob.
"Good brother, thank you. I will go first. I'm going to have a drink when I have time!"
The monkey suffered a lot this time. He needed some time to adjust his mood. Zhang Wuyou could understand it completely.
After watching the monkey leave, Zhang Wuyou took the Xiaotian dog back to his rental house without saying a word.
Zhang Wuyou stared at the short-haired white dog, watching him wag his tail at him, looking at him with a flattering look on his face. Why didn't he look like the legendary Xiaotian dog?
"Why are you pestering me? Don't tell me anything, I am the Jade Emperor. If I were the Jade Emperor, how could I not even find a job now? And the Jade Emperor should be in heaven, why did he descend to earth..."
Zhang Wuyou's rental house is a basement, with only eight square meters. After putting down a bed and a table, there is almost no space.
The dog squatted in the corner, wagging its tail at its kind favor, but unfortunately it could not swing heavily, because the room was too narrow.
"You are the Jade Emperor. Really, when the Immortal World moved to the Human World, we all had problems with the Luochen Platform. Many gods and gods were damaged. I guess like you now, I can't remember anything!"
"But if you find those gods and restore their memories and immortal power, if you have too many people under your command, you can naturally recast the heavenly court in the human world, and you are still the Jade Emperor!"
The Xiaotian Dog kept instigating Zhang Wuyou, explaining the causes and consequences as he explained, saying that the spiritual energy of the heavenly court has been lost in the past few hundred years, and the Jade Emperor discussed the decision of the empress to move to the heavenly court. Who knew that when he descended to earth, all the immortals were possessed by the mortals when they had any accidents.
There are only a small part of them, probably retaining memory.
These people were originally gods with positions in heaven. If they did not return to their positions, it would be fine for a short time, but after a long time, the sky would be in chaos. Will the world be better?
"I am the Jade Emperor? Why can't I remember? And shouldn't the Jade Emperor have boundless magic power? How could it be me?"
There are no words that can describe Zhang Wuyou's mood now, just like a poor beggar with nothing. Suddenly someone told him that you are the richest person in the world.
The wealth of the richest people in the world now is not half that of your family’s wealth.
The shock and incredibleness made Zhang Wuyou stay stunned for a long time, but he had not reacted yet.
Jade Emperor? He is the Jade Emperor, the strongest existence among the three realms?
This was even more shocking than the sudden change from beggar to emperor. Zhang Wuyou couldn't react for a while. He really couldn't believe that he was really the Jade Emperor?
"Jade Emperor, your immortal power is damaged, so I don't remember many things, but as you find more immortals who have lost their memory, your magic power will slowly recover. One day you will understand that I, Xiaotian Dog, is the most loyal little fairy..."
Chapter completed!