Chapter 1 Am I the Jade Emperor?
Mingyue of the Great Song Dynasty http://www./0_1/ The latest work of the great master Xiangnan Xiaoxiaosheng! Chapter 1 Am I the Jade Emperor?
"Jade Emperor, I finally found you..."
A small short-haired white thin-waisted dog suddenly spoke to Zhang Wuyou, who was carrying a lunch box. He was so scared that he was stunned that the packed lunch box fell to the ground!
Zhang Wuyou, who was thin and tall in his twenties, was shocked and looked at the beautiful slender waisted dog in surprise, with a black look on his face.
What's wrong with me recently?
First, I kept dreaming that I was sitting in Lingxiao Palace and became the Jade Emperor.
Moreover, he can also see through and penetrate the wall. Whether it is steel and concrete walls or high-rise buildings, as long as he wants to enter, he can easily pass through it with one thought. He can even see through people's thoughts and control all external objects with his thoughts...
And after waking up, he didn't know how he had such absurd idea.
In the end, Zhang Wuyou can only attribute it to her that she was too tired and under too much pressure recently and had hallucinations.
But no matter how absurd the dream is, it is just a dream, and it does not have the impact of the dog in front of him, which gives him a great impact.
A dog actually called him Jade Emperor?
Crazy, Zhang Wuyou feels like he is going crazy!
"I must see a psychiatrist if I make money!"
Zhang Wuyou immediately closed his eyes, said a word to the short-haired white dog, opened his eyes and went to find the lunch box he threw on the ground.
I haven’t found a job to make money yet. I can’t waste a boxed lunch worth ten yuan!
"You are the Jade Emperor, how can you do such a small thing? I'll do it..."
As soon as the sound fell, I saw the white puppy holding a convenient bag in his mouth, containing a lunch box in the bag, and kept wagging his tail at himself.
Zhang Wuyou could even see an expression of joy from that dog's face.
"Are you a dog or a ghost? Get out of here, I'm not afraid of you..."
Zhang Wuyou didn’t know that his voice was already trembling. Who wouldn’t be afraid of a talking dog?
"Jade Emperor, I am the Xiaotian Dog, I am the Xiaotian Dog beside Erlang Shen. You don't know me anymore. Oh, you were also plotted against me. You must not remember these things, but it doesn't matter, I will always be loyal to you..."
The dog has a convenient bag in his mouth and can still speak. He even claims to be a Xiaotian Dog. If it is a Xiaotian Dog, shouldn't it go to its owner Erlang Shen?
Why are you pestering yourself?
Is it impossible that I am really the Jade Emperor? I dream in the daytime!
But next, no matter how Zhang Wuyou disliked and drove away this strange dog, the dog who could speak and called himself Xiaotian dog refused to leave him, and even used a pair of dog paws to hold his legs and shed tears!
It's a big fuck!
Zhang Wuyou, who originally wanted to go back to the rental house, was afraid that he would be entangled by this pea dog, so he simply found a stool on the side of the road and sat down, intending to solve the lunch box and then throw away the weird dog!
"Voluble, such a vulgar gift, only you, a fool in the countryside, can think of it. How far you can go in the future, we have broken up..."
A harsh sound scared Zhang Wuyou who was preparing to eat. Looking at a place more than ten meters away from him, a girl with a plump and full body threw a large bouquet of red roses on the ground.
It seemed that he was not satisfied and stepped on it with his feet. Opposite her, there was a young man with a low-tall but monkey spirit, who kept asking him with pain.
"Why, Qiqi, why did you treat me like this?"
Seeing this scene, Zhang Wuyou grew up and suddenly shouted at the man.
"Monkey, what are you doing? What do you think of two people? You can't say anything?"
It’s a coincidence that the boyfriend of this woman named Qiqi is the young man who grew up with Zhang Wuyou. Because his appearance is somewhat similar to that of a monkey, his nickname is Monkey.
The two grew up in the countryside together and went to Jiangcheng together, which was considered a best friend.
The two of them sent a message to chat last night. The monkey said that they would take their girlfriends to play with them today. Unexpectedly, his girlfriend Qiqi proposed to break up at this time. No wonder he looked sad.
When the monkey saw Zhang Wuyou, his eyes turned red and his mouth opened a few times. But he didn't know how to speak about what happened today.
"Wuyou, I originally wanted to see you with Qiqi, but who knew that she said she wanted to break up..."
Monkey, a big man, his voice changed when he said this.
Zhang Wuyou is his childhood friend. When they were young, they took a bath together, stole the bird eggs together, and came to Jiangcheng together with their luggage.
Moreover, when the monkey found his girlfriend Qiqi, he once said something to Zhang Wuyou that he was worth it in his life, with good brothers and good women!
The good brother is still there, but the good woman is trying to break up...
Zhang Wuyou was thinking about asking the monkey, aren’t he and Qiqi usually good?
Why are there any chance of ease in conflicts now?
But I saw a red Ferrari sports car parked on the side of the road, and a bald man in his forties walked out of the car, with a driver and bodyguard.
"Poor man, get out of here. Don't pester my woman like a mad dog. If you dare to steal a woman from me, you are also impatient to live. I will make you regret coming to this world in minutes..."
The bald man pointed at the monkey, and Zhang Wuyou looked at Qiqi's expression again and understood it in his heart.
The monkey was green!
Flattery, that's his childhood friend, that's his brother!
Qiqi, a woman, obviously dislikes the poor and loves the rich. She doesn’t want the young, righteous and responsible monkey, and wants to be with a bald old man?
What kind of world is it? People are despised wherever they are poor!
"Qiqi, don't leave. We have been in love for two years. I will try my best to make you live a good life. Don't do this..."
The monkey grabbed the woman and begged hard, his eyes were red, and it seemed that he was really sad.
And the middle-aged man snorted coldly and slapped the monkey in the face.
"Crazy dog, get out of here, I'll tell you not to touch my woman, catch him and beat him to death..."
The bald man was so arrogant. He still couldn't relieve his anger after slapping the monkey. He actually wanted his subordinates to continue slapping?
Zhang Wuyou here was completely angry. How dare he hit the monkey?
This bald man is so hateful that Zhang Wuyou would be able to kick him to death!
An old man who relies on his two bad money to poach others and beat people so arrogantly is simply a public outrage.
"Jade Emperor, do you want me to teach that man a lesson? He is the mad dog..."
At this time, there were many people around the roadside, but no one noticed that a white-haired dog spoke to Zhang Wuyou.
Zhang Wuyou even suspected that only he could hear what the dog said.
"Ah, if you really have a way to teach him a lesson? I won't drive you away!"
Zhang Wuyou lowered his voice and said, No matter whether the dog was saying true or not, he could not let his brother suffer a loss!
Chapter completed!