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Chapter 3742 The plan under the bad taste

 The combination of nuclear wastewater and laxatives can be said to be both physics and chemistry. Even if the trolls have good stomachs, as flesh and blood creatures, they will definitely have diarrhea.

No matter how good the digestive function is, you shouldn’t drink nuclear wastewater. They are not Japanese.

The troll who had just eaten a piece of bark was still chewing, as if he was savoring the taste of the dipping sauce, but then his face suddenly turned green, then red and black. Within a few seconds, his face changed several colors like a rainbow.

In fact, it was still the squirrel who was making trouble. She visualized the effect of the poison based on the victim's expression, thereby reflecting the mental journey of the troll after taking the poison.

If Su Ming said, the trolls would not have as many ideas as light elves. Their current ideas must be very simple, that is, their stomachache.

For monsters whose mind is not much different from wild beasts, there is only one solution to stomachache.

"Boom! Crackling"

"Boom! Crackling"

"Boom! Crackling"

Just like a group of people gathered together to set off firecrackers, the trolls fell down one after another, and began the process of "releasing themselves" uncontrollably.

Diana and Carol couldn't bear to watch it when they heard the sound. They turned their heads because this was not something that normal people should watch.

But the death knives and the bad-hearted squirrel on the side were very involved, and even commented on which troll was spraying accurately and spraying into the mouth of his teammates; which one was spraying strongly, even making a small nest on the rock wall

Just like the host and guests who comment on a certain event on the sports channel

Yes, Su Ming knew that the methods he showed were indeed vulgar, but he couldn't resist the squirrel Ratatosk liked these vulgar ones.

In the past, she liked to make some family ethical gossip and play some pranks related to shit, pee, fart. This is her hobby. You wouldn't expect her to create any super high-tech prank equipment, right?

She has reached the highest level of prank, and is ready to mess with people anytime and anywhere. There is something else in Yalfheim, but at least there is cow dung!

So today, if Su Ming wants to have a good relationship with her, he needs to consider his preferences and show the feeling of being a fellow man.

Although he has a great killer weapon like God Eater, after leaving Yalfheim, Ratatosk is likely not to dare to come to Earth to make pranks and be able to continue living together peacefully

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But in this case, isn’t her combat power wasted? Why don’t she win over the squirrel and let her stand on her side and trick some enemies in the future?

A joy rat like Latatosk is not an ancient god, but better than an ancient god. Since you meet it and act together, you will naturally have to win it over.

Since the beginning of walking with each other, Death Knell has been creating a feeling of like-mindedness between the two in terms of language and behavior, which are all plans.

Anyway, the trolls are going to die. If they can act as a medium for the Supreme Mage to make new friends before they die, then they will make up for some of the losses their clan has brought to the earth before.

Strictly speaking, there is not much difference between dying from diarrhea and being cut into pieces. Both belong to the scope of a death-taking package.

Don’t forget another point, that is, Su Ming said that the corpses of the trolls should be hung on the heater star torch of Contracia to show the consequences of illegal invasion of the earth to aliens in the universe.

In this case, we naturally have to clean the inside of these trolls first, so that their big belly will explode after being heated like a popcorn stove. The things inside will definitely be sprayed everywhere, which is so unhygienic.

As the situation develops, the scene becomes increasingly uncontrollable. The stench in the air is almost as good as the body odor of Deadpool, and there is even more unknown liquid flowing across the ground.

Chaos filled everyone's perception, the curses and moans of the trolls, the squirrel's giggles, the death knives' breathing through the mask filter, and the sound of escaped Diana and Carol's dry retching, all of which were mixed together, like a weird melody.

"It's now, strangle, start our fireworks." The self-destructive troll who strangled and controlled was the only one who didn't eat hot pot. When he vomited and had diarrhea on other trolls before, he was manipulated to pull his unconscious compatriots to his side.

Now the process of gathering monsters is almost done, so the next step is to start art, and art is an explosion.

The strangle sent the last bioelectric signal to the troll's brain through the tentacles, and then immediately retreated because these trolls were too smelly. What would it look like if they were dripping with strong acid?

The self-destructing soldier took out a huge red firecracker from his chest, which looked a bit like a second kick. He stuffed all the leads of fireworks into his big mouth, and his saliva immediately ignited these fuses.

With a squeak, he looked down at the small sparks spreading close to his body, raised the firecrackers in his hand and said inexplicable words.

"My mission is completed!"

"boom!!!"

Fireworks bloomed in this dark tunnel. With the beautiful golden chrysanthemums appearing, there were also a large amount of strong acid splashes, as well as hundreds of magic potions such as itchy powder, cartilage powder, vomiting powder, aphrodisiac, etc., which were all thrown into the air.

The trolls who had lost their ability to resist due to diarrhea were moved to the self-destructing soldiers. At this time, they naturally had no choice but to avoid it. Almost every monster had full damage.

Then they began to scream. Even the trolls who were unconscious before were awakened again by endless pain and couldn't help but start the painful last stage of life.

Some trolls started to eat their own meat while scratching itch, and some trolls spit out their stomachs and ate them back, screaming like crazy, laughing uncontrollably after the screams, and were still driven by magic to dance in filth, or performing a fuchsia clock in the upside down. Various scenes that are indescribable in language are just happening in front of you

Never seen a squirrel in such an exaggerated plot clapping happily, she even looked at Death Knell with admiration:

"You are so awesome. Those immortals who are waiting for in the Universe Presbyterian are not as good as you. Why didn't I think about making itchy powder before? Wow, that troll actually has the strength to peel off his skin."

"It's not that you didn't expect it, but that Alfheim does not have that material condition, and making props also requires materials and knowledge reserves."

The dark and cruel man also made a vicious laugh and high-high with her, but the mask covered his face at this time, making it impossible to see if he was really laughing:

"Do you like these jokes? When you kill Yurik, I can also give you some props with less power. I can also secretly trick Thor into going to Yalfheim for vacation, so that he can be a target for you without knowing it."

When the squirrel heard Thor's name, she remembered this foolish student in the past, and she couldn't wait to nod to Lianlian:

"Great, you are so nice to me. I want Thor to keep farting in front of Sif. Do you have the props for this effect?"

"There are only things you dare not think about, and nothing I can't do, don't worry." Su Ming patted the beauty's arm and smiled: "As long as I am here, you will never lack prank props again. We are friends now."
Chapter completed!
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