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Chapter 3741 Outpost

 The troll's brain is too small and his brain capacity is not enough. It is obviously a very simple thing, but he cannot even complete the slightly more complicated acting plan.

There is no way, so you can only control the remote control by strangling the "wire", just like controlling the thread-lifting puppet, controlling the troll to return to the depths of the cave.

The tall troll with a big belly walked in front, with a thin black line connected to the back of the head, and the other end of the line was a death knell. These people were hiding in the magical barrier of Latatosk dozens of meters away, following in a low-key manner.

The smell in the air is getting stronger and stronger. In such a poor ventilation space underground, people always feel sticky.

The ground hole is naturally formed and the ground is not flat. If you are not careful, you may even kick stalagmites while walking.

Fortunately, it is not particularly humid here, and it is very different from the sewer. If there is no sound of water flowing, it can make people enjoy the darkness more.

Trying to pull out fireworks is a very convenient toy. Unlike other fireworks, its leads are lit with water, but it is not possible to use fire.

Whether it is saliva, tears, or even urine, this kind of firework can be released smoothly. It has a wide variety of colors and patterns to choose from. Even because of the effect of magic, it can customize almost any desired effect.

For example, a controllable fire dragon with a short life, or a giant neon sign with the words "Some stinky manure".

Of course, these are all visual effects. The original fireworks were not lethal. Su Ming asked Miss Granger to improve this aspect, integrating almost all prank props visible on the market, and finally developed the prank weapon in her spare time.

At this time, the ones that were armed to the troll's self-destructive soldiers were just there. Although he looked like a troll at this time, in essence, he was a fart pad and itchy powder.

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There was a saying in the squirrel before that some creatures are indeed props and chess pieces for Su Ming, but this kind of creature is generally not human.

There was a noisy voice in front of me, and a little fire could be seen vaguely. As a super warrior with super hearing, the Supreme Mage quickly understood what the trolls were talking about.

They raised a huge bonfire in a wide area in the underground passage, as if they were about to have a meal.

Compared with the Frost Giant, the living environment of the trolls in the past was a little better. Although they lived underground in Asgard, there were still materials for ignition, and the legendary "troll soup" was their signature dish.

The so-called thick soup means throwing everything you can find, such as cow dung, corpses, soil blocks, insects, etc. into a utensil. It can be a clay pot or an iron pot. You can use whatever you have at hand.

Then add clean water to the pot. If there is no clean water, use sewage. If there is no clean water, use blood or urine. In short, it is liquid.

Boil it over high heat, without stirring or adding other seasonings. Just take your own big stick and avoid other trolls from robbing the soup.

Imagine drinking such a pot of hot soup in the dark and cold ground is a good thing for the trolls.

This is what Su Ming saw now. The trolls collected some animal corpses and tree bark and were preparing to make soup, but there were no suitable kitchen utensils.

As an enthusiastic person, Su Ming immediately stopped the self-destructing soldiers moving forward and instead spoke to the adjutant:

"Prepare a big pot for me, and then give me half a ton of laxatives, well, mix them with nuclear radiation wastewater."

"Isn't it good to have laxatives like this?" Carol expressed objection after hearing this, because the underground passage is only one way. If the scene is too dirty, how can you pass by later?

She obviously was not feeling sorry for the trolls, but everyone still had to walk the road ahead.

"It's okay, let the self-destructive soldier we control to attract the attention of the trolls first, let's slip over against the wall first." Su Ming caught the giant black pot teleported by the adjutant, which was full of a large pot of fluorescent green liquid. He handed the soup to the self-destructive soldier and asked him to send it over: "Let's act."

Just like expected, the controlled troll carried various fireworks on his back and carried a big pot and passed by. Su Ming and the other two took the opportunity to bypass this place that could be considered a warning sign and came to the rear of the enemy, which was deeper in the tunnel.

Don't hurry to leave, first see how the prank is.

The self-destructive soldier returned to the clan with a big pot. The trolls did not doubt where he went, nor did they care where his big pot came from, they only knew that this thing could be used.

They took the pot, put it on the bonfire, and began to pour carrion and a lot of mosaic into it.

Green juice splashed out from the edge of the pot, and a stream of green smoke came out on the ground of the stone cave. I wonder if it was an illusion, but Su Ming seemed to see the smoke turning into the shape of a skull for a moment.

So he said to the squirrel speechlessly:

"Don't use magic to do such boring things. The trolls don't care about observing the surroundings. What's the use of showing us this skeleton? It means that this soup is poisonous?"

Ratatosk grinned, and she rubbed her palms and put them behind the death knell:

"I just want to help, don't you think this is cute?"

"No, because the skeleton is not even pink." Su Ming said that only the death Barbie fans can be considered cute in the dark: "The next is the time to witness the miracle. Ladies, don't be distracted."

"But the ingredients were just put into the pot, so they have to wait a while before eating it?"

Diana, who muttered quietly, is also a person who can't cook. She probably only knows how to cook like Gin.

But she also knew that when cooking things, especially when cooking stones, it would definitely not be cooked in such a short time, and it would not even taste delicious.

"If there is only one troll, he will definitely wait a while." Su Ming squatted down in the favorite position of the Chinese people in Maoxiong and looked at the dozen or so trolls beside the pot from afar: "But now, they are all worried that others will take the initiative to catch vegetables. This principle is like a dozen strangers eating a table with only one dish together, and no one wants to eat less by themselves, then"

That's it. No one wants to suffer losses, so they will take action first.

You can't regard this as a soup, it should be regarded as a "dip". It's time to eat it after rinsing it. The food is safest to keep in your stomach.

"I want to eat hot pot too." The squirrel played with her fingers around her long hair, and she began to recall: "When I kill all these trolls, I will go to Warnerheim to have a good time, but I really don't understand these creatures that use the devouring method. Can stones really be eaten? There is still a broken boot in the soup."

"There is no written on the boots that cannot be eaten, and there is no nutritional content list." Death Knook glanced in the pot and noticed that the trolls were eager to try and began to prepare for food. He said: "If you didn't say it, it would be zero calories. These trolls will sooner or later lose weight, and it would be easier to die in my hands."
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