Word machine gun?

Yao Yi doesn’t remember when she got such a nickname.

No need to guess, it must be related to that boy Yu Weiwen.

Not to mention, this nickname is really interesting.

Based on the derivative method in word formation, words with the same root and affix are memorized in series, and one string is remembered at a time, which is quite like a machine gun shooting the enemy. Just listening to this name is much better than the word "sniper rifle-style" with a nail and a pit.

More importantly, this name is easy to promote.

This is an era when wine is fragrant and afraid of deep alleys. Sometimes, a catchy name and a slogan that are deeply rooted in people's hearts are more important than high-quality content.

Yao Yi changed the derivation method to "word interpretation method" to try to get the popularity of "basic interpretation method", but the popular British drama "Sherlock" will not be launched until next year. At present, the basic interpretation method of Sherlock Holmes is still a niche noun.

But machine guns are different. Thanks to the fact that anti-Japanese dramas have dominated the list for many years in recent years, everyone knows what machine guns look like and what they have.

To put it closer, the name of "word machine gun" is easy to understand, novel and interesting, and it makes people remember it at once. To put it farther, it can also arouse a little bit of anger. Think about it, the machine gun in the TV series is used to attack the Japanese devils, while the word machine gun is used to attack foreign devils.

It is no exaggeration to say that the nickname Yu Weiwen alone is worth much more than the one thousand dollars in the envelope.

This money is worth spending!

However, how did this guy leak his private number?

In the blink of an eye, Yao Yi had already guessed the reason for receiving this call.

At about 6 pm, Yu Weiwen called to ask about the basic splits in the word deduction method, and asked Yao Yi if there are any very complex long words that can be divided into memorized by word formation.

At that time, Yao Yi expected that Yu Weiwen wanted to innovate in the content of the flyer and thought that he could only see Yu Weiwen's true performance without interfering, so he did not ask more questions.

Unexpectedly, this guy printed his phone number on a flyer without permission!

Perhaps in Yu Weiwen's opinion, this matter is insignificant, but it really makes Yao Yi a little unhappy. First, Yao Yi has a special identity and the leakage of her private number may cause many unnecessary troubles. Second, it is a good thing for Yu Weiwen to be outstanding in action, but the habit of taking action first and then reporting is not advisable. Poor communication can easily bury various hidden dangers.

However, this is understandable. After all, Yu Weiwen has just entered the workplace and has not yet gotten rid of the mentality and thinking of students. Besides, everyone has shortcomings, and Yao Yi has no hope of just pulling someone and being a perfect and versatile guy.

Keep this in mind for the time being and just hit it when the time is right.

The girl on the other end of the phone couldn't hear the response for a long time and couldn't help but mutter: "Strange, didn't you dial the wrong number? Hello, hey?"

Yao Yi cleared her throat and replied in a soothing and magnetic bass voice: "Hello, hello."

The girl seemed to have forgotten her intention to dial the phone. She was stunned for a while and said, "Your voice is so nice."

"Thank you." Yao Yi was a little proud, this was achieved through a lot of effort.

Many people, including Yao Yi, think that speaking and singing voices are born with me, but in fact, voice can be practiced. Although they cannot practice "the voice of an angel kissed", it is not necessarily necessary to practice to the extent that the opposite sex is blushing.

"How come you have my number?"

"Your number is written on the reward list."

“Reward list?”

Yao Yi was shocked. Did Yu Weiwen even put a reward list on him?

Why, to make him the One Piece of the new century?

"Ah, it's not a reward list, it's a flyer. The boys in the class said it was a reward list, uh, it was wrong." The girl quickly changed her words and told the leaflet incident that caused a sensation in the grade.

After hearing her explanation, Yao Yi had to say that Yu Weiwen was really a sales genius. In the morning, Yao Yi asked him to innovate in the way of distributing flyers. At night, he could think of such an interesting and effective way to let students grab flyers.

The ones you can't get are always the best. Students may not be able to see one flyer, but when they are posted on the classroom door, there is only one flyer in the whole class. Even if they are curious or joining in the fun, many students will come forward to watch.

The memories of high school are too long for Yao Yi, but he still remembers the boring and monotonousness of high school. It is precisely because of the boring and monotonousness that there are always endless scandals and rumors in middle school. A joke that everyone knows can be told for three years and enjoy it.

The reason is nothing, it's too boring.

In the flyer designed by Yu Weiwen, whether it is the reward mechanism for answering questions with prizes or the uncommon word silicosis that has no friends, it can all become a topic of conversation for high school students after dinner.

It can be imagined that after these thirty "reward lists" were posted, many students would unconsciously become Yu Weiwen's "water army", and the popularity of the two topics of "word machine gun" and "reward list". The interesting graffiti and word composition skills on the back of the flyer will become more and more popular.

How much does it cost to buy so many navy soldiers? The flyer has been clearly written: 600 yuan.

Maybe Yu Weiwen himself did not realize how wonderful his move was, but Yao Yi believed that with his ability to act and imagination, it was no coincidence that he used this strange move.

It seems that in a few years, Xiao Yu's ex-girlfriend will regret it because she took a look and regarded the koi as a salted fish.

Thanks to her lack of eyes, she sent a capable helper like Yu Weiwen to Yao Yi's bag. The more Yao Yi thought about it, the happier she felt, and she was no longer happy on her face, but she was happy in her heart. The slightest unhappiness caused by the leak of her private number was washed away.

"Then, did I make the wrong call?" After the girl explained, she saw that Yao Yi was unaware of this and thought that the flyer had printed the wrong number.

"No, that's right, I'm the founder of word deduction, that is, the founder of word machine guns." Yao Yi shamelessly gave herself the title of founder and asked with a smile, "Class, have you called for consultation, or have you found the split method of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis? Do you want to receive the bonus?"

"So that's how this word is pronounced." The girl exclaimed, amazed, "So amazing! Our English teacher can't even read the dictionary!"

It’s really not to blame him if he can’t read it. This word looks like a tongue twister. You may not be able to read it well if you find an English-American and foreign devil. Yao Yi can read it out easily because when he was studying in the United States, he read the word a hundred times in public.
Chapter completed!