Chapter 154 The story that the anchor and brother pig had to tell 【Full Order】
Dong.
Dong.
Listening to the huge footsteps getting closer, Ye Tian's little heart was beating faster and he couldn't even catch up with the stopwatch.
Climbing a tree?
Damn, there is an egg to climb trees. Orangutans climb faster and more cruel than you. Do you really think gorillas can’t climb trees? Nowadays, even tigers and lions can climb trees, and even pigs can climb trees. Don’t joke, the world is more complicated than you think.
Then he turned around and ran away. His speed was still very fast, surpassing that of ordinary people.
The black shadow of the gorilla as fast as lightning on the big tree suddenly appeared in his mind, and his heart suddenly became cold again.
The brain has never turned so quickly, and ten thousand thoughts suddenly rose from the mind, and then they were directly denied one by one.
"System, let me transform into Ultraman, the little monster is here, bring my transformer quickly." Ye Tian sent an urgent distress signal.
system:"......"
"System, hurry up, this is not the time to make trouble. If I am caught by this gorilla, you will turn into a piece of shit." Ye Tian could already feel the bellows-like breathing of the gorilla behind the big tree.
system:"......"
"Hey! Hey! Call system, call system, system, you are here, please give me a slap?" Ye Tian continued.
Finally, the system responded this time.
System: "Squeak~ The user you are calling is not in the service area, please call again later. The subscriber you are calling is not in the service area,please dial it later." To be honest, the sound is the same as the echo of the call that cannot be made.
Ye Tian: "..."
Your sister! You really squeaked, what does the following words mean?
Ye Tian cursed: "System, are you mentally retarded? I just screamed at the mouse and thought you were a mouse. Where is your brain? I can't hear the message you imitated on the phone recording later? I'm playing with your host who is so wise and intelligent. It's too tender. Get out quickly and roll in front of me. It's your honor to serve me."
System: "Squeak~"
Ye Tian really wanted to scold this system that was heartless and unconscientious again, but the gorilla has arrived. I, Di Tian, can't die so unclear, a great and beautiful life. For his little sun at eight or nine o'clock in the morning, it has just begun. He has to make a wave of force. At worst, it can turn into poop and water flowers.
Just as Ye Tian was about to take out the sharp blade and fight the gorilla, a red thing jumped out of nowhere, and rushed over from Ye Tian at an extremely fast speed, scaring Ye Tian.
Not only Ye Tian, there is also a humanoid animal, gorilla, and gorilla. It is preparing to capture the two-legged creatures it has never seen in the deep forest as a toy, and try it out in an instant if it is delicious.
But unexpectedly, a shadow suddenly rushed past it, which scared the gorilla. Its huge body trembled with its naked eyes. This was the instinct of an animal.
As for ordinary humans, they will mumble and scold them after encountering such a thing, but gorillas? Damn, they dare to scare me, I tear you down.
This means Ye Tian inferred from the gorilla's roaring roaring with his chest, which probably should have been like this.
roar!!!
With a roar, it was so shocking that the world was so shocking that ghosts and gods were crying. Ye Tian felt his ears buzzing. He was too close to him, and even the big tree behind him was trembling. I wonder if it was his illusion. He seemed to see God smiling at him, and he seemed to hear that he wanted to marry his daughter to him.
In a flash of joy, it seemed that he had been a long time, which was enough for him to have a second child with God's daughter. He did many indescribable things, that was, the look of God's eyes that made him a little furry.
When I woke up, I saw the gorilla flying like a flying man, roaring and chasing the red shadow that scared it before.
Ye Tian sighed and said, "IQ is a good thing, knowledge is a good thing. I just sent my younger brother to use the trick of luring the tiger away from the mountain to lure the gorilla away. So you! You must study hard and learn from me, otherwise you will only suffer like this uncultured gorilla, just using your strength."
"23333....The anchor started to show off again."
"Brother Gospel, come back soon and take the anchor away!"
"If I hadn't just seen the anchor trembling with his legs, I would have thought that what the anchor said was true. Life is full of routines, and I feel that the longest path I have walked is the anchor's routine."
"Anchor, do you feel that the shadow that suddenly passed by just now looks familiar?"
"I didn't see clearly, the speed was too fast. We were all on the anchor and the gorilla, and we didn't pay attention to it at all."
"I have used optimization to process that small video just now. Although it is still very blurry, it can be seen that it seems to be a pig, but this pig seems a bit strange, with bumps on its red skin, densely packed. It seems that I have never seen this breed before. But let alone, this weird pig runs so fast."
“……that was stung by bees.”
"Not to take it, it won't be the Red River pig in the morning."
"What? That one is screaming so miserable. It seems that 10 people take turns to do some dirty things. It can be said that the Red River Pig, who blocked all the bees for the anchor?? Pig Brother TWO???"
"If that guy who handles videos is really right, it should be Brother Pig TWO."
"23333....Pig Brother was so brave back then. I didn't expect that Pig Brother TWO is not inferior to Pig Brother, and each generation is stronger than the next."
"Although I had expected the anchor to escape danger, I didn't expect that it was Pig TWO who came out as a gun and observed a moment of silence for Pig TWO."
"Silence for Brother Pig TWO +1."
"Silence for Brother Pig TWO +2."
"Silence for Brother Pig TWO+1008611."
"Crazy fight for CALL for Brother Pig."
"The story that the anchor and Brother Zhu have to tell, evil fate, evil fate!"
......
"Ah?! Pig Brother TWO??"
Ye Tian was also stunned, touched his chin, recalled it, and murmured: "When I said this, the shadow really looks familiar. I also heard the sound of asking me to run away quickly. What a good person, no, a good pig, when I go back, I will definitely give the pig a bag of pigs to serve."
The gorilla disappeared and the crisis was resolved. Ye Tian suddenly felt relaxed. The tall and strong gorilla gave him a lot of pressure and was full of crisis. Although it was not the most dangerous thing to meet now, the crisis of encountering pythons on a deserted island is not small, but it is definitely the hardest thing Ye Tian can deal with at present.
Poisoned can detoxify, and injured can lead to adventures and killing, but the gorilla is too powerful. He may even have a light touch and he may have a fracture. He is full of gratitude to Brother Pig TWO.
Chapter completed!