Chapter 153 Thinking about it, I still feel a little excited
When Ye Tian saw the barrage, he was also stunned. Have you said this? He really said it? It’s impossible to do it? Am I am amnesia?
Then he couldn't help but take out a small fish, pinched his head, squeezed his internal organs, and then flicked his two pieces, opened his mouth, and fell into it. It was a continuous movement. It was completely impossible without more than ten years of hard work on his hands. In the rejection, the faint fishy smell of the fish and the unique fragrance of the wild in the deep forest, which had a very ordinary flavor.
He said with certainty: "I can't. I have never said such words. Wasting food is very shameful. Saving is a traditional virtue. How can a great young man with comprehensive development in ten aspects do such a crazy thing? You must have heard it wrong, you must have heard it wrong, but whoever lets me, the prime minister's belly sink a ship in his stomach will forgive you." After saying that, he looked like I forgiving you, and walked back with an iron plate, a jar and a plastic bottle.
While walking, he continued, "In fact, I am not that perfect, and I have shortcomings. My only shortcomings are that I am too handsome. One day, I was surrounded by a group of girls and said that I am handsome and wanted to have a monkey with me. I don't admit it. They actually said that I lie, and even hit me and tear my clothes. This shortcoming is so bad that every time I look in the mirror, I fall in love with myself."
It turned out that the water lovers had already turned 6 times. When the anchor talked about his shortcomings, he was immediately curious and was completely turned 6 times.
"9999...6 has really turned over."
"The anchor is so shameless."
"If I hadn't been there a minute ago, I would have been almost fooled by the anchor's righteous expression."
"A person is so cheap, he is invincible. Anchor, you have done half of it. Come on, hahahahaha."
"I'm crazy. This temple is very useful. The anchor's face is so thick that it's so crazy."
"A mosquito committed suicide on the anchor's pillow, and attached a will: This person's skin is too thick, I can't penetrate him, so he committed suicide."
.....
Crazy.
Halfway through the way, a figure suddenly popped up in front of him, which was very big, which scared Ye Tian so much that he was so excited that he quickly retreated backwards. After a closer look, Ye Tian's eyes were wide open and he almost swears.
The water friends who passed the blue light quality were also shocked by the huge figure that suddenly appeared in the live broadcast room. They saw a gorilla, and the kind of gorilla with a very large size. The muscles were woven and the muscles like black iron were bulging high under the black hair. Originally, this gorilla was more than two meters tall, and its arm span was even more terrifying, at least three meters five meters, or even more terrifying. Watching it jumping quickly on the big tree and swaying, it was faster than the beast running in the deep forest. If your eyes were not staring at it, it would disappear in the eye.
Seeing this speed, Ye Tian stared at both eyes. How buggy this gorilla is so buggy. With such a big body, he can still have such speed on the trees. From a distance, he can only see the big trees in the deep forest trembling violently. If he hadn't seen only one gorilla, he would have thought that a group of animals were coming all over.
Dong.
It suddenly fell from a big tree to the ground. Ye Tian felt that the earth was trembling, and his weight was several times that of Ye Tian.
Ye Tian was so scared that he hurriedly hid behind the tree. If he was discovered, he would be unable to eat.
You know, the power of a gorilla is not a joke. Even fighting with a brown bear can't beat a gorilla. Especially under Ye Tian's observation, the gorilla that can reach this weight and size should be that. However, to be sure, you must see his back. If confirmed, then his strength is at least 20 times that of the same height and strong human power, and the impact force can directly flatten a car.
Ye Tian took two deep breaths, then turned around and looked through the crack of the tree. His weight was definitely not enough for the gorilla to slap it. He probably slapped it and was embedded into a tree with a slap.
He looked carefully and secretly. When he saw it, he immediately looked at him with a pair of angry eyes. Ye Tianxin suddenly became cold, because the gorilla was also looking at Ye Tian, and just now he had a perfect affectionate look.
Damn, do you want it to be so bloody?
Even though there was a tree blocking it, the gaze seemed to lock him. Ye Tian only felt a chill behind his back. No, although he was very handsome, he couldn't bear the gorilla.
When Ye Tian thought of the indescribable scene in his mind, he took a breath.
At this time, the water friends began to shout.
"6666...I looked at each other with affectionateness."
"Did you see that? I saw deep affection in the eyes of the gorilla, that is love."
"The Buddha said: Five hundred times passed by in the previous life, only one look back and smile in this life."
"When I look back, the orangutan is in the dim light."
“Love can cross ethics, genders, and races.”
“999999….”
......
Seeing these guys watching the fun, Ye Tian felt a little uncomfortable and mom was not angry. At this time, his little heart was like a deer, and he was always nervous.
He raised his head and said urgently: "My wise and powerful appearance and talent that he never shows to outsiders attracted the gorilla passing by in the rain forest. It was walking towards me. What should I do? Wait online! Urgent!"
“Hahahahaha~~”
"23333, I just obey the anchor. At this time, I still don't forget to show off and always keep showing off. I am really a role model and hero in my world of pretending."
"Heroes are all given the title of dead people. It seems that the anchor can only follow this time."
"I said, can you help the anchor think of a way? If this continues, you will lose the anchor."
Seeing this barrage, Ye Tian felt warm in his heart, and some people still cared about him. After all, he is so handsome, so cute, and so adorable.
But then the guy sent another one.
"But I still want to see if the gorilla is attracted by the anchor's appearance. The anchor, do you want to go out and say hello to the gorilla? Maybe it is female and can give birth to a group of babies with you, well, African or mixed-race."
"6666...It makes sense."
"Mixed-race orangutan, I have a bold idea."
"I can't see anything now, and I have to do it all in my mind."
Ye Tian: "..."
Ye Tian suddenly wanted to overturn the table. Is it a bit conscientious to have one of you? Now the anchor is facing the pursuit of transcending races. What if he is a male, what should he do? He still has to talk about a homosexual love that transcends races?
Chapter completed!