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Five hundred and twentieth chapters poor little turtle

The little turtle was stunned and replied: "Black man, who are you? Don't think that being awesome will be so awesome when you are so beautiful. Why should I listen to you?"

"Dadays, you dare to call me in front of me. Are you impatient to live?? Put your head out quickly and don't delay things, otherwise I will let you die very rhythmically." Erdan, threatened, barely threatened.

"A soldier can be killed but not humiliated. I just don't stretch my head." The turtle.

"Hey, my words are not good, right! Since you don't want to live, don't blame me for being rude, eat you. In our traditional Chinese medicine, your turtle's meat is very nourishing, rich in protein, various amino acids and carbohydrates, and can be eaten with insufficient qi and blood, and can be eaten with deficiency of body. It can even be anti-cancer effects, which can be enhanced by stewing, braised, steamed, stir-fried, and fried. But I'm not going to do this, I will set off a pile of fire, roast you and eat it, and add various seasonings. Ouch, I'll go, and I'll drool when I think about it!" Erdan looked like a foodie.

The turtle responded, "Damn it, no wonder you humans are so crazy about killing us turtles." He sighed again, "It is a crime to possess a treasure, what is the law of heaven? God, you blinded your dog's eyes!"

"Disap! Put your head out, hurry up! I'll give you five seconds to consider the time, otherwise your death will come. For your parents and for the continuation of your race, I strongly recommend that you do as I say." Erdan said, and as he said, the countdown began, "5,4,..."

What else can a turtle do when facing the earth's dominant master? If you want to survive, you have to follow Erdan's words. Survival of the fittest, there is only one way to stay in front of the turtle.

The turtle sighed again: "Dagain, I won't be a turtle in my next life, and I will be reincarnated as a human being."

In Weiwei's opinion, Erdan was in a state of "lost mind", like a wooden man. When Erdan communicated with the turtle, he called him twice, and he heard it, but ignored it.

"Brother Erdan, what are you doing? You're so stupid." Weiwei asked Erdan again.

Erdan continued to ignore it.

I felt very strange, so I raised my right hand to Erdan's eyes and shook it, "Brother Erdan, Brother Erdan."

"Okay, OK, stop calling." Erdan came back to his senses and said to Weiwei, "The turtle will stick out its head immediately and prepare your camera soon."

He was slightly stunned, "I'm scared to death. Uh, are you kidding? How did you know it will stick out its head?"

"Your Erdan brother can do everything. Get ready for the camera quickly." Erdan.

Just as Erdan finished speaking, the turtle's body moved, and the head that was huddled inside the shell was timidly poked out, his eyes full of vigilance.

Now, I couldn't help but disbelieve it. My admiration for Erdan Brother was really like the surging Yellow River, continuous.

Weiwei turned on the camera function of the phone, turned it into the camera function, and recorded the video at the turtle, and asked Erdan while recording: "Brother Erdan, how did you do it?"

"I am extremely talented, and I don't know if I say it." Erdan said in a faint tone.

Under Erdan's threat, the turtle poked its head out of the shell, although it was a hundred reluctant in its heart. It stared at it with big eyes and looked at it slightly, and its disdain was reflected in its eyes, and said, "Photograph your sister! Haven't you seen this handsome turtle?"

Erdan suddenly burst into laughter and was amused by the turtle's psychological activities. Erdan has only seen shameless people, but now he sees shameless turtles again, and he can't even feel happy.

"Brother Erdan, why are you laughing at? Could it be that you are so fucked?" Weiwei asked angrily.

"Haha, this turtle grandson said it is handsome, are you funny? I have seen shameless people, but I have never seen such shameless people." Erdan laughed.

Weiwei not only didn't laugh, but was so scared that she hurriedly put down her phone, "Brother Erdan, don't scare me, you can't really communicate with the turtle, right? Oh my God, how can this be! My three views are going to be distorted."

For Song Weiwei, she didn't know much. This mysterious world hides too many mysteries.

In order to make Weiwei believe that she has the ability to communicate with animals, Erdan issued several orders to the turtle, such as shrinking her head, stretching her head, turning left, turning right, standing attentively, resting, etc., the turtle did as they did. There was no way, and under the eaves of the human roof, he had to bow his head.

Weiwei completely convinced Erdan, admired her so much that she could not worship her anymore.

"Brother Erdan, since the turtle is so obedient, let's just take it home and keep it. What do you think?"

"I have no objection! If you want to raise it, just raise it."

So, the turtle was in trouble. It also protested strongly, but the protests were ineffective. To be honest, it lacked understanding of human beings, and it was no longer a day or a day to break his promise.

Weiwei hugged the sea turtle and Erdan and walked around the beach for a while, and finally climbed the hill under Erdan's suggestion.

The wind on the top of the mountain is stronger and the view is wider. You can see the yachts docked on the shore and the Xiaoxiao who is barbecuing on the shore. Cai Xiaolin and Shuizi. Looking into the distance, you can see the several steamships floating on the sea. They are so small that they can be ignored.

The geese leave their hair behind, and the people die, and the boats are good. There are no traces of thousands of sails passing by, but they are really passing by here. At this moment, Comrade Li Erdan suddenly showed this feeling. It can be seen that he is also a person with a temperament.

Erdan originally wanted to stage a romantic "island earthquake" with Weiwei under the big trees on the hill and above the weeds. But he was repaired hard by Weiwei just now, but now he has put away his bad thoughts.

If you can't "shock" this time, then you will "shock" next time. As long as you are not discouraged and have perseverance, there will be no girl who can't be pushed down.

Erdan sat on the weeds, lying down, with her back and the back of her head resting on the tree trunk. The little turtle he was sucking was enjoying it, and she didn't sit down, but squatted.

Although the little turtle stopped shy, he still had a temper. He ignored him and lay on the ground motionless, looking at the sea with his eyes intently.

If it falls into the hands of humans, this will be considered a disaster!

Weiwei could see the melancholy in the little turtle's eyes. She imitated Erdan to give it orders and said, "Little turtle, turn left! Hurry up."

The little turtle remained motionless and turned a deaf ear to Weiwei's words.

Weiwei's right hand spread flat, her white hand patted her face a few times on the turtle shell, and said with a crisp voice: "Little guy, why are you disobedient?"
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