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Five hundred and thirtieth chapters are so bad

Weiwei suddenly sighed: "According to what you say, sentient beings are really not equal."

"Beasts are animals, and humans are humans, how can they be equal? ​​Take this turtle for example. What do you use to be equal to it? So, if we set up a fire and roast the turtle, you don't need to blame yourself." Erdan.

"No!" said slightly sternly.

What a good girl, her heart is too soft. Li Erdan, a slutty man, really deserves to examine himself.

In order not to let Weiwei waste more time on the turtle, Erdan decided to communicate with the turtle and let it pop its head out to satisfy Weiwei's small wish.

He held his cheeks slightly with his hands, frowned, and looked at the turtle with his eyes. His eyebrows were as dark as distant, his bright eyes were as water, and his charming eyes were as silk as he seemed to be trying to make the turtle stick his head out, or waiting for it to stick his head out.

Erdan smiled and said to Weiwei: "Weiwei, aren't you very good at singing? Just sing a song for the turtle, maybe it will poke its head out after listening to it."

Hey, Brother Erdan’s proposal is very good. It is not only constructive, but also feasible. Didn’t someone say that everything is integrated and has feelings, even if it is a grass or a wild flower. If you give the chickens in captivity, the chickens will grow faster and the meat will be more fragrant. If you give the music to the fruits, the fruits will grow bigger and taste more tender...

"Okay, then I'll sing a song for the turtle. If it still doesn't stick out its head, I'll slap it. Humph!" Weiwei, there was a "killing intent" in her words.

"Hehe, I believe that the turtle will stick out his head after listening to your song." Erdan.

"What if not?" Weiwei.

"Then how about we bet?" Erdan was full of bad habits.

"Oh? How to bet?" Weiwei.

Erdan's bad thoughts are known to heaven and earth, but she only doesn't know them because she is too simple.

Erdan looked at the mountain again and saw the tree and the soft grass under the tree. He said with some fear: "Weiwei, you may not agree to this bet, but you are not allowed to be angry."

I had to be careful of Comrade Li Erdan, and I always felt that this guy was a little evil and a little bad.

"What kind of bet is it? Tell me quickly, if you don't say you'll be angry now and ignore you again." He pouted slightly.

Erdan took a deep breath to foster courage. He died in the sky and never died for thousands of years. For the sake of "island shaking", he tried his best and said, "If you lose, you will give yourself to me, at this moment. Look at how artistic there is, the sea breeze blows, the sunset is bright, the white clouds are floating in the sky, the waves are surging by the sea, and the sound of the waves are accompaniment."

Weiwei suddenly stood up, holding her breath, her face turned blue, thinking to herself that the man is indeed an animal that speaks with his lower body, and the hypocritical Erdan brother is even more so. He can't even walk away from his third leg.

I feel angry and must be relieved, otherwise I will be suffocated. I raised my feet slightly and kicked Erdan over without any emotion.

"Oh, Weiwei, I'm not angry. How can I keep my word?"

"Li Erdan, you have taken away my heart and you still have to plot against my body. Are you like you? Let's see if I won't beat you to death!" He said with his hands on his hips, and said with Erdan a close contact with him, and then the second and third time.

Poor Li Erdan couldn't escape, and was kicked to the ground by Song Weiwei, and the dog was eating shit.

Erdan really wants to say that I am obsessed with your heart and your body even more obsessed with you.

...

The riot ended in a few minutes. Erdan slapped his anger with his slightest tongue and promised that he would never have such a vulgar idea again, otherwise, he would not be a human being.

The two of them gathered together to face a turtle with a head-retching turtle. They coughed slightly twice to moisten their voices, and then started singing. It doesn’t matter what song they sang, but what’s important is that they sang well. Comrade Li Erdan was fascinated by the sound of listening and was very rare to concentrate.

The singing sounds like the sound of nature sounded on the beach, accompanied by waves and sea breezes, and there is a hint of wildness and freedom in the crisp, soft and cheerfulness. However, why is it a bit desolate to sing lyrical songs on this small island where birds do not shit?

Singing slightly and looking at the turtle. Suddenly, half of the song was sang, and the turtle had no intention of poking its head out.

Is it because your singing is not beautiful enough? Or is it because the stinky turtle has no cells to appreciate music? Or, the turtle's hearing has degenerated into deaf?

People are so scared that they are so scared that it is strange to listen to your Song Weiwei songs. Besides, the turtle lives in the wild nature and survives in a harsh environment. They appreciate wild songs that can make life unrestrained, rather than the soft and mellow sounds.

A few minutes later, the song ended and he was singing slightly, because the turtle was indifferent, but Li Erdan was still unsatisfied and had already entered the state.

He said slightly: "Brother Erdan, what bad idea did you come up with? The turtle doesn't listen to it at all!"

Erdan turned around suddenly and secretly hated her heart, beloved, just listen to the song, forgot to communicate with the turtle.

Erdan said: "Sing again, sing again. I see that the turtle is ready to move. I just put my head out a little, and suddenly it took it back."

"I won't sing, I want to sing you." Weiwei.

"I sing so hard, do you really want me to sing?" Erdan.

"Don't worry, I'll cover my ears." Weiwei said, and she really covered her ears with her left and right hands.

Li Erdan's heart instantly sank to the bottom of the sea.

Of course, Erdan can't sing, even when facing a turtle.

Erdan held his breath and concentrated, and a thread of spiritual consciousness came out of his mind. The spiritual consciousness could not sense it slightly, but the turtle, which had a sharper "sixth sense", could sense it.

Erdan once communicated with a big wolf dog with his spiritual sense, which was very effective. At that time, Erdan's understanding of spiritual sense was still at the half-baked level. Later, he was instilled with the knowledge of the weewolf by the UFO intelligent system in the Tianlang Pyramid, and part of the knowledge was about communicating with animals and plants. Now his ability to communicate with animals is far better than before.

In James Cameron's movie "Avatar", humans can communicate with animals and plants, and the real werewolf can also do this, the so-called unity of man and nature. Although Li Erdan is not a werewolf, he has entered the realm of a werewolf to some extent. Although communicating with plants is not yet possible, it is no problem to communicate with animals simply.

The turtle sensed a thread of spiritual consciousness and was instantly relieved.
Chapter completed!
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