No wonder the smell was so strong when I was kissed by Song Yajun just now! I almost died from the smoke!

Zhou Honghui vomited so much that he almost vomited out his stomach.

The young woman who was staying away from him hurriedly came over, patted Zhou Honghui on the back, wiped his mouth, and handed him a bottle of water.

This is a beautiful woman who is very good at taking care of others, otherwise she would have stayed far away.

Zhou Honghui vomited and burst into tears: "Brother, you, you, are really terrible! Can you please pay attention to your hygiene?"

Song Yajun felt baffled: "How can I be unhygienic? Every time I poop, I wash my butt with sea water, which is cleaner than you humans can wipe with toilet paper. You still say that I am unhygienic? Look at you, you are vomiting everywhere.

Yes, even your clothes are stained by your vomit; the stink is so bad! I see, you guys don’t care about hygiene."

Zhou Honghui almost fainted from anger. The reason why he vomited like this was not because Song Yajun didn't brush his teeth.

Thinking of being hugged and kissed by Song Yajun for a long time just now, Zhou Honghui felt more uncomfortable than having fucked a dog, and even wanted to commit suicide.

"You, you, you..." Zhou Honghui was so angry that he couldn't speak. He only felt that his brain was dizzy and a little lack of oxygen. If he couldn't defeat Song Yajun, he would have pounced on Song Yajun and strangled Song Yajun to death.

The young woman advised in a low voice: "My dear, he is crazy, just ignore him. Just treat him like a dog. Think about it, if you are bitten by a dog, can you bite him back?"

That's not possible! If you bite it back, wouldn't you also turn into a dog?

Zhou Honghui thought about it and thought it made sense! So, he took the water handed over by the young beauty, rinsed his mouth hard, and then sighed: "Okay! For the sake of my brother-in-law, I will bear it.

"

Song Yajun also said: "For Brother Yong's sake, I will bear it."

"You bear it? What can you bear?" Zhou Honghui was furious.

"You said I'm not hygienic, what's the difference between that and scolding me? Anyone who dares to scold me, I will remove their bones and skin, chop them into minced meat, and make dumplings to eat." Song Yajun said bitterly.

Zhou Honghui's legs immediately felt a little weak, and he said with a smile: "Let's write it off, write it off. Brother, don't you want to go home? I can send you off. I just happened to have something to do with my brother-in-law, so drop by."

Song Yajun wondered: "The car is broken down, how can we get in?"

"Here, there is another one here." Zhou Honghui pointed to a white BMW X7 not far away: "This is my girlfriend's car. My girlfriend is her. Her name is Xiaoyan. How about it? It's beautiful!"

Song Yajun took a look and said calmly: "In my eyes, the most beautiful person is not as beautiful as the ugliest female turtle. As a member of the turtle family, I can only fall in love with the female turtle. I want to stick to it."

Genetic purity and essence.”

Mei Xiaoyan thought for a while, then suddenly became very angry and rolled her eyes: "Humph, I have no knowledge, it's really scary."

Song Yajun kicked away the slutty red sports car: "I think violent people are the most terrifying."

Mei Xiaoyan was really startled and hurriedly hid behind Zhou Honghui.

Zhou Honghui bravely said: "Brother Yong is my brother-in-law, you'd better be polite to me."

Song Yajun immediately restrained his violent temper and said with a smile: "Don't tell Brother Yong that I broke your car."

"Easy to say, easy to say." Although Zhou Honghui agreed, he had the opposite idea in his heart.

"Walk."

In this way, Song Yajun accidentally met Zhou Honghui who was dating at the beach, and was sent home by Zhou Honghui.

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Inside the Medicine King Stone Space, Li Yong took a shower and changed into dry clothes as soon as he came in.

In the process, he saw through perspective that Doubixing was talking about cross talk on a table in a stone room.

Sitting below are Han Lu, Han Fei, Zhang Yurong, Dahu and Xiongji, and their three children Li Meng, Li Wei and Li Xiaohua. In addition, there are Guo Chaobao, Jiang Yulong, Huang Junjie, Wen Tsai and Lin Tao.

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In a corner, Ding Xiaoyu was lying in the snow-white snow.

Looking at the irresistible smile on Ding Xiaoyu's face, it was obvious that she was also listening to the cross talk.

"Everyone sitting here has spent money to come here. Ever since I, Doubixing, started to give crosstalk here, you have been very supportive of me. In order to make a living, I charge a small amount of money, eight hundred yuan per person per position in each performance.

."

"The reason why I charge this small amount of money is not for myself, but for my mother. When my heartless father abandons her, I will be short of money and can use the money to buy me a second-hand one."

Dad."

Doubixing walked around the table and talked.

There was a lot of laughter below, even Dahu was amused by his funny son.

"Because there is no praise, I call it stand-up comedy. What is stand-up comedy? Some people don't understand, so I will briefly explain it here. Stand-up comedy is a cross talk spoken by one person, which means he or she can make up his own words.

Shake off your own baggage. You spend money to listen to cross talk, but you are actually just trying to have fun, right?"

"Some people are reluctant to spend money. Eight hundred dollars is too much and they won't come. But can a person be happy sitting at home with eight hundred dollars? He can't be happy. If he can be happy, he is sick and spends too much money.

Even eight hundred yuan can’t cure it…”

"This uncle still doesn't believe it. Don't think that because you are my father's master, I have to respect you. If you are disrespectful, no one will respect you. If you want others to respect you, you must first respect yourself.

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"Since you don't believe it, why don't you come over?" Doubixing jumped down and threw eight hundred yuan in front of Lin Tao: "This is money. If you laugh, let me see if you can laugh? If you can laugh,

, these eight hundred dollars are yours."

"Hahaha..." Lin Tao suddenly laughed so loudly that it was an exaggeration, and then snatched away the money.

Doubixing looked at Lin Tao expressionlessly. Only when Lin Tao couldn't laugh anymore, he said slowly: "Look, for eight hundred yuan, laughing so miserably is even uglier than crying. It's really

Stinky face..."

Seeing Han Lu and Han Fei burst into laughter, Lin Tao regretted it and hurriedly returned the money to Doubixing.

Doubixing accepted the money and put it in the pocket under his neck, then jumped up on the table and continued: "When this uncle came here on the first day, he peeked at Mrs. Xiongji changing clothes; some people would say, this is not

Is he a pervert? Actually, it is wrong to call him a pervert because he has a problem with his eyes and cannot see everything."

"You can only see part of the human body; so when he stared at Mrs. Xiongji, it was not because he was lustful, but because he wanted to see Mrs. Xiongji clearly and wanted to see whether Mrs. Xiongji was a boy or a girl.

."

Amidst the laughter, Mrs. Xiongji blushed with embarrassment and glared at Lin Tao fiercely.

Lin Tao waved her hands repeatedly and said angrily: "Fart, it's nothing..."

Han Lu and Han Fei took this as a joke, and they all laughed, leaning forward and back.

Doubixing ignored Lin Tao's anger at all, and made a look like he was peeking at others, and continued talking: "The first thing the uncle saw was Xiong Jeff's hair. He wondered, what is this? Is it...

Brown wicker? Then he saw Mrs. Xiongji’s forehead, and he thought to himself, what is this? Is it a white leaf? "

"Then, the uncle rubbed his narrow eyes and saw the bridge of Mrs. Xiongji's nose. He exclaimed: Oh my god, what kind of mountain is this? Is it the Qinling Mountains or the Tianshan Mountains? Is it the Andes?"

"When he saw Mrs. Xiongji's legs, he thought they were grilled sausages, and his mouth watered. When he saw Mrs. Xiongji's red mouth, he thought it was a lake, with red flowers blooming beside the lake. When he saw Mrs. Xiongji's proud face, he thought it was a lake.

Chest, he thought it was a steamed bun, yes, it was the big white steamed bun eaten by northerners; because he was very hungry when he came, and he almost pounced on it, ate the steamed bun, drank the lake water, and swallowed the sausage... So,

What he sees is not the beauty and charm of Mrs. Xiongji as a whole, but the partial characteristics of Mrs. Xiongji. Therefore, he is not a pervert..."

"Someone asked, what is his name?"

"I can tell you very seriously, he just has a lame eye..."

Amidst bursts of laughter, Lin Tao inadvertently looked at Mrs. Xiongji and found that not only was Mrs. Xiongji not angry, but she was also very happy. Lin Tao breathed a sigh of relief and suddenly found that Mrs. Xiongji was elegant and very beautiful.

That faint smile is so beautiful! It’s just like Lin Tao’s favorite look.

Just when Lin Tao was lost in thought, Mrs. Xiongji blinked her eyes mischievously, licked her sexy and red lips, and straightened out her breasts seductively. Lin Tao's heart skipped a beat, and she hurriedly looked away, not daring to look any further.

look.

Thinking about it, he once had thirty-six wives, which can be said to be countless women. Now he is over one hundred and fifty years old, and he has lived for more than one hundred and fifty years, and he suddenly fell in love with Mrs. Xiongji.

Lin Tao began to despise himself. He pinched his leg hard and recited Amitabha secretly.

After a while, Lin Tao couldn't help it anymore, and secretly looked at Mrs. Xiongji again, and suddenly found that Mrs. Xiongji was looking straight at him. Lin Tao hurriedly sat up straight, looked at the funny star on the table, and looked at the funny star on the table.

Don't dare to look around.

However, Mrs. Xiongji suddenly came over, came to Lin Tao's side with a smile, and sat down gently.

He also touched Lin Tao inadvertently with his arm, covered his mouth, and smiled secretly.

Lin Tao's heart skipped a beat, feeling aroused.

He smelled the fragrance of Mrs. Yuji and felt it was as alluring as the cherry blossoms on Mount Fuji in Japan.

However, Lin Tao did not know the details of Mrs. Xiongji and did not dare to respond easily.

At this time, Lin Tao was thinking, what if Mrs. Xiongji had a husband? What if she had children?

Is it just a one-night stand and no one knows anyone after that?

Lin Tao's thinking is still very conservative, not as open as modern people, and she can't accept one-night stands!

Besides, if Mrs. Xiongji’s husband is a peak divine warrior... Lin Tao suddenly thought of Wang Yulong, Huang Junjie and Wen Zai, who were all existences he couldn’t beat; Lin Tao didn’t dare to think anything wrong about their wives.

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"What Doubixing said is really good." Mrs. Xiongji said with a chuckle.

"Yes, yes!" Lin Tao echoed awkwardly.
Chapter completed!