Chapter 1922 Never brushed your teeth
Song Yajun wants to find a place where everyone is equal, friendly and loves each other. He should not come to the human world, but to the fairy world.
In Li Yong's view, perhaps only the fairy world can achieve true equality and true friendship and mutual love.
And there are no cars coming and going, and there are no incidents of buses falling off cliffs.
There is no separation between life and death, no torturous love tragedy, and no human tragedy.
People live a happy, joyful, prosperous, and contented life; they have no worries about the world and have a peaceful mind.
"Can you take a taxi?" Facing the whistling sea breeze and looking at the deserted Bihai Park in the distance, Li Yong directly changed the topic and asked Song Yajun calmly: "Can you take a taxi home?"
"Yes, isn't it easy to take a taxi?" Song Yajun waved his fist and said with a naive smile. In Song Yajun's opinion, since the world is so violent, there should be no problem in taking a taxi.
"That's good." Li Yong took off the Yaowang Stone pendant and hung it on Song Yajun's neck: "Take this and take a taxi home, which is the home next to Lanyue Lake. I'll leave for a while and I'll wait for you when you get home.
It will come out.”
"Okay." Song Yajun agreed wholeheartedly.
"Take this with you." Li Yong pointed at the pendant and said seriously...
"Brother Yong, it's no problem, don't worry! I won't lose it." Song Yajun promised again and again.
With a thought, Li Yong got into the Medicine King Stone.
He felt that taking a taxi home from the beach would take at least two hours at the fastest speed!
Two hours outside, two days inside Yaowangshi, he must make good use of these two days of precious time.
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After Li Yong disappeared, Song Yajun looked around and couldn't really determine which direction Li Yong went. However, he realized that Li Yong valued the Medicine King Stone pendant, so he took it in his hand and looked at it carefully.
Even with Song Yajun's erudition and knowledge, he couldn't see any merit in it, so he had to give up.
After looking around again, Song Yajun finally focused his attention on the couple who were hugging, kissing, biting their ears and gnawing their necks on the beach.
Why are we still fighting? It’s endless, right?
Song Yajun couldn't stand it, so he finally walked over and raised his voice: "Hey, can you guys stop being so violent? We all love and respect each other, isn't that okay? Why are we fighting?"
The young man and the young woman turned their heads together and looked at Song Yajun in shock: "How can we fight?"
"You are not fighting, what are you doing like that?" Song Yajun gestured with his hands.
"Crazy." The young woman's pretty face turned red with embarrassment.
"Go away." The young man had the urge to hit someone.
Song Yajun thought to himself, human beings are really not easy to get along with! It seems that it is very different from what he imagined before. He thinks that Da Mao and Er Mao are very good, and Li Yong is very good! But this man is too barbaric
Quite a bit.
Song Yajun didn't want to conflict with them, so he walked away and said, "Listen to my advice and don't fight."
The young man couldn't bear it any longer, so he chased after Song Yajun from behind and punched Song Yajun.
Song Yajun grabbed the young man's fist with his backhand and said depressedly: "Young man, why don't you listen to my advice? After fighting that girl, you didn't enjoy it and you still want to fight me, right?"
The young man shouted angrily: "I'm going to beat you, you're a bastard! Believe it or not, I'll ask the bodyguard to kill you?"
Song Yajun frowned and said, "Since you want to fight so much, I have no choice but to accompany you to the end."
As soon as he finished speaking, Song Yajun hugged the young man, kissed the young man on the mouth, bit the young man's ear, licked the young man's neck, and almost tore off the young man's shirt.
Young men are just ordinary people. If they want to struggle, they can't do it at all. Even if they use all their strength, they can't.
In Song Yajun's arms, he was like a weak woman being forced into the arms of a powerful gangster.
The feeling of being ravaged was so sour that the young man burst into tears.
The young man showed a pitiful expression on his face, and he wanted to die.
The young woman on the side screamed: "Here comes a gangster. He is molesting my boyfriend. Bodyguard, come here quickly."
Four bodyguards in black ran over from the park in the distance upon hearing the sound and rushed towards Song Yajun, cursing.
The bodyguards all thought that Song Yajun must be blind and stupid; such a beautiful woman would not molest a man, but insisted on molesting a man. If this is not called stupid, what else could it be called?
"Sex devil, let go."
"Let go of our boss."
"Hit him."
Seeing that the bodyguards could not persuade him to leave, they all attacked Song Yajun.
However, these are just bodyguards at the peak of their inner strength. How can they be the opponents of Song Yajun, who has achieved great spiritual realm?
Song Yajun let go of the young man, turned around, and knocked down all four bodyguards.
Turning around, Song Yajun looked at the young man with tears streaming down his face and asked with a smile: "Do you still want to fight?"
The young man's outlook was completely ruined by Song Yajun's kiss, and he felt hopeless. His lips were blistered, his legs were weak, and he could hardly stand. Moreover, his lower body was still wet. He peed all over his pants after being kissed.
Hearing Song Yajun ask, he shook his head like a rattle: "No, no more..."
Song Yajun taught a lesson: "Remember, as human beings, we must love and help each other, respect each other, and not fight."
"Yes, yes." The young man didn't even know when he had a fight. He couldn't tell!
"Do you have a car?" Song Yajun asked Li Yong to take a taxi home, but the taxi hasn't been taken yet.
"Yes, yes." The young man nodded and said.
"Take me there." Song Yajun ordered calmly.
The young man thought to himself, who are you? Why should you ask me to take you there? However, seeing that the four bodyguards who paid for them were still lying on the beach, the young man had to nod and said: "Okay, please follow me."
Come, please come this way."
The young man swore that he had never been so polite even when facing his parents-in-law.
The young woman hurriedly ran over, supported the young man, and led Song Yajun outside.
They crossed the beach and followed the path to the road. The young man's red sports car was parked on the roadside.
"This is my car, imported from Germany, worth 20 million..." The young man introduced politely: "It can run 360 yards, faster than the high-speed rail. Sir, you know this car...
"
Song Yajun didn't listen to the young man's introduction at all, thinking that Li Yong asked him to take a taxi. Now that he finally opened the car, let's take a taxi! So he raised his fist and hit him directly. This punch immediately broke the car window glass.
smashed.
Bang, bang... The young man was dumbfounded, and so was the young woman.
Not only did he bully someone, but he also smashed the car? The young man looked angry, but he didn't dare to show off.
The young woman felt a little sad for this sports car. It was hit with this punch. Without a million, it couldn't be repaired!
But Song Yajun didn't stop, thinking that Li Yong just asked him to take a taxi, and didn't tell him how many times to hit him; he just gave him a few more punches, so as not to make Li Yong unhappy when he went back to report to Li Yong.
So, bang, bang, bang...
Song Yajun walked around the car and smashed all the windows on the front, rear, left and right of the car. Finally, he kicked the car door down and turned the car over.
This time, except for the engine, which was still good, the rest of the sports car was completely scrapped.
Seeing Song Yajun being so violent, the young woman was so frightened that she backed away and kept silent. But the young man couldn't bear it anymore and shouted angrily: "Bald man, why did you destroy our car? You have to pay for my car."
Song Yajun smiled honestly: "I can't help it."
The man wanted to strangle Song Yajun to death, and said angrily: "What do you mean? Who asked you to smash my sports car? Do you even know who I am? If you dare to smash my car, you will not live!"
"I really don't have anything else. Brother Yong asked me to fight." Song Yajun explained helplessly.
Seeing that Song Yajun's attitude was quite good, the woman immediately emboldened herself, walked forward, pointed at Song Yajun's nose and said angrily: "No matter who asked you to beat him, you are committing a crime. We call the police and you will be punished for the rest of your life."
That’s it…”
The man suddenly signaled the woman to shut up, and then asked doubtfully: "Which Brother Yong are you talking about?"
"His name is Li Yong. He lives on the edge of Lanyue Lake in Zhonghai City. He asked me to take a taxi home." Song Yajun thought about it: "I just realized now that I can't go home even if I take a taxi! It seems like,
It doesn’t matter.”
"That's my brother-in-law, that's my brother-in-law." The man suddenly jumped up. He no longer felt sorry for his car, but asked in surprise: "Bald man, where is my brother-in-law? It's Li Yong, where is he?"
Song Yajun looked at the man and asked, "Who are you?"
"My name is Zhou Honghui, my sister is Li Yong's wife, and I am Li Yong's brother-in-law." Zhou Honghui changed his expression of decadence and anger just now, and introduced with pride: "I am my brother-in-law's secretary, yes, I have been here all the time.
Looking for him."
Song Yajun didn't understand, so he waved his hand and said, "Brother Yong asked me to take a taxi, and then asked me to go home!"
Zhou Honghui came back to his senses and explained: "Taking a taxi does not mean hitting with fists, but blocking the taxi, which means taking a taxi. My brother-in-law asked you to take a taxi home, which means he asked you to take a taxi home. Why don't you understand?
"
Song Yajun touched his head in embarrassment: "I'm sorry, I just came to the human world."
Zhou Honghui was startled, looked at Song Yajun, and asked softly: "Aren't you a human being?"
Song Yajun touched his head again and lowered his voice: "I am a turtle, I just transformed into a human being."
"Monster!" The young woman couldn't help but take a step back and looked at Song Yajun in horror.
But Zhou Honghui had a smile on his face, put his arms around Song Yajun's neck, and said with a familiar smile: "It turns out to be brother Wugui. Since you call my brother-in-law Brother Yong, he is one of his own, and I will send you back!"
"Thank you, thank you, buddy." Song Yajun also became polite, and then pointed to the car sheepishly: "I'm sorry! I just misunderstood. I didn't expect that you are Brother Yong's relative. I, I don't have money to compensate you, what should I do?
"
Zhou Honghui said nonchalantly: "It doesn't matter, my brother-in-law will help you compensate later."
Song Yajun felt relieved immediately and pressed Zhou Honghui's neck, laughing and saying: "Good brother."
Seeing that Song Yajun was about to kiss him, Zhou Honghui hurriedly broke away: "How long has it been since you brushed your teeth?"
Song Yajun touched his mouth: "I, I have never brushed my teeth."
Chapter completed!