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016 Do you have a certificate? No membership card, marriage certificate is fine

Because of Gu Tie's laziness, sandstorm, Hongshi and Blue Dragon had to think about the name of the group themselves, and soon they had their own opinions and started arguing. Gu Tie sat by the campfire and ate barbecue, eating one by himself, and feeding one by Hongbai. After a while, he suddenly remembered that when he was studying with Venom, whenever Hongbai came, Venom would ask for some meaningful things.

He touched Hongbai's little head and smiled and said, "Hongbai, how is the business today?"

"Well, the ammunition is selling well." Hongbai said while holding a rib.

"Where is the medicine?" Gu Tie asked.

"Average." Hongbai chewed all the muscles and threw away the ribs, then stared at another piece of roasted rib and wagged his tail. This piece of roasted rib was not far away, and she could reach it with her claws. But as an incarnation of an absolutely neutral vending machine, Hongbai cannot interfere with the player's affairs, nor can he take the player's things randomly, unless the player takes the initiative to give her. Therefore, she cannot pick up the broken equipment on the streets by herself, and someone must pick it up and sell it to her. These roasted meats are in front of her, and she can also secretly eat them unless Gu Tie takes the initiative to feed her. Gu Tie smiled and touched her little head and picked up the roasted ribs for her.

Hongbai immediately held the grilled ribs and chewed them hard, and his sharp little front teeth made the ribs creak.

Gu Tie pondered the information that Hongbai revealed for a while, and asked again: "What about the past three days?"

"Well, it's all that ammunition is selling well, and the sales of drugs are getting worse and worse." Hongbai said.

Ammunition sells well, which means that the battle has been fierce, but the sales of drugs are getting worse and worse. There is only one possibility, and fewer and fewer players are injured. There are two main reasons for the decrease in wounded. There are fewer and fewer players. The injured will die before treatment, and the dead will not need medicine. In other words, these broilers are becoming more and more familiar with the fighting rules of killing ruins, are better at protecting themselves, and knowing how to give others a fatal blow. - Gu Tie inferred these, but he didn't know if he inferred correctly, so he shouted to the three guys who were making noise: "Hi, in the past three days, ammunition has been selling very hotly, and the sales of drugs are getting worse and worse."

Hongshi and Lanlong immediately stopped discussing and frowned and pondered for a while. Sandstorm asked in confusion: "What's the matter?"

"Just use your group name." Hongshi said, losing interest in arguing about group name.

"Yes, use yours." Lan Long said with no interest.

"What is your group name?" Gu Tie asked.

"Five-headed Dragon." Sandstorm was stunned for a while before continuing: "The legendary evil dragon god in the tower, the most powerful evil dragon, not only has dangerous abilities, but also cut off one head and two heads will grow. It just so happens that our group flag and group emblem have five stars, so I think the name of the "Five-headed Dragon Battle Group" is good. What did you say just now, is it very important?"

"The five-headed dragon is good, just use the five-headed dragon." Gu Tie said with a smile.

"I feel you are perfunctory?" Sandra said unhappily.

Gu Tie looked at the sexy storm who was wearing only a bandage bikini, and secretly swallowed his saliva, and said quietly: "Your original armor and equipment are broken, so it is impossible to repair it. While the mobile vending machine is here, hurry up and buy new equipment. Anyway, you have to buy equipment sooner or later, so the sooner you buy the better. If there is any accident suddenly, we can deal with it."

When Sandstorm thought about it, he put his personal terminal on the screen. Hongbai continued to sit in Gu Tie's arms and eat barbecue ribs, but the screen automatically switched to the shopping interface. There was no voice conversation, but there was a line of text: "Hello, Sandstorm player, what do Terra do for you?" Sandstorm looked at Hongbai slightly uneasy and said to the screen: "The equipment I can buy is trouble."

Pages of directories flashed quickly on the screen. When the sandstorm clicked on a page, he was so scared that he shivered. His pretty face turned around and stared at Gu Tie and Hongbai. Gu Tie looked at him and found that this was a large-sized women's sports underwear. The screen was full of instructions for plaque text. He could not understand how the performance of the underwear was. He only saw the price on the right - the '400' star diamond.

"The 400-star diamond underwear must have many functions." Gu Tie said curiously.

"It's not the first time I bought it. At the beginning, I only had 40 star diamonds on the vending machine." Sandstorm said with gritted teeth, staring at his eyes.

"400?40? Ten times the price difference?" Gu Tie said in surprise: "Then look at other things?"

The sandstorm clicked on many product pages at once, such as the 1000 star diamonds of life spring, 5000 star diamonds of tower guards, 12000 star diamonds of breastplate, 16000 star diamonds of sixteen kills... If the slaughter of a profiteer is compared to a murder, then the scene in front of you is a bloody massacre. Gu Tie was dumbfounded, and after a while he reacted, he looked down at the little guy in his arms.

Hongbai was lying on Gu Tie's thigh, holding a bone to bite her heart, as cute as a puppy, as if she knew nothing. Gu Tie touched her little head, twisting her head and rubbing her palms, squinting her little eyes and making a comfortable hum. Gu Tie poked her little nose, she spit out her little tongue and licked Gu Tie's fingertips, and bit her naughtyly.

Gu Tie was silent for a while, frowned and said, "Hongbai, do you think you can get away with it when you act cute?"

Hongbai blinked his little eyes and shouted crisply: "Brother Gu Tie, why are you confused?"

"Why are sandstorm things so expensive?" Gu Tie said.

Hongbai looked at the screen, pouted and said, "No, the price is two to ten times the price, it is normal."

Gu Tie sighed and said with a wry smile: "Hongbai, have you deliberately retaliated against her before slapping you in the head?"

"No, Hongbai is a good clerk who can't fight back and scold you, but you can't fight back." Hongbai shouted crisply.

"Hongbai." Gu Tie said with a wry smile: "Cute little Hongbai, please."

"Please be useless, Hongbai is absolutely neutral and does not participate in any player's struggle." Hongbai said seriously.

'Absolutely neutral your sister!' Gu Tie cursed in his heart, but he did not dare to show his temper. The situation was obvious. Hongbai was a grudge sandstorm knocking her forehead with a hammer, so the price was adjusted to the highest ten times. It is meaningless to investigate whether Hongbai will revenge privately. As a native of the Celestial Empire, Gu Tie understands more than anyone how monopoly overlords is not offensive. The most urgent task is how to resolve the hatred in Hongbai's eyes and make her forgive the sandstorm comfortably. Gu Tie thought about it, picked up Hongbai and touched his little head, and said with a smile: "Hongbai, I have worked hard today, what do you want to eat and drink now?"

"Hongbai will not accept bribes." Hongbai stared at his little eyes and said seriously.

"Stop kidding, how could my brother bribe Hongbai? This is an insult to Hongbai's professional ethics." Gu Tie touched Hongbai's little head and said seriously: "Brother likes Hongbai, red and white hair is soft, and brother likes to rub it. The red and white little face is smooth and greasy, and brother likes to touch it very much. Brother just likes Hongbai, just like the brother likes the little sister, it is purely personal feelings." Gu Tie hugged Hongbai and touched, pinched, rubbed and rubbed, making Hongbai's little face blushed, and squinted his little eyes and giggled. Gu Tie kissed Hongbai's forehead and said with a smile: "What do you want to eat? Hongbai baby, anything is fine?"

"Hongbai will not accept bribes." Hongbai squinted his little eyes and said blushingly.

"It's not a bribe. My brother is completely out of personal preference, so he wants to take care of the cute little red and white." Gu Tie said with a smile.

"It's really not a bribe?" Hongbai asked hummingly.

"Really, if I tell lies, I will encounter leaf monsters every day when I go out." Gu Tie said pounding his chest.

"No, Brother Gu Tie wants to change the statement." Hongbai said.

"What's the saying?" Gu Tie asked.

"If Brother Gu Tie cheated Hongbai..." Hongbai said with a smile: "I will never see Sister Venom."

Gu Tie's face suddenly turned red and he said angrily: "Hey, are you too poisonous?"

"Well, is Brother Gu Tie sincere to Hongbai?" Hongbai asked with a smile.

Gu Tie looked at the sandstorm and found that she looked down at her chest with a weird expression, probably worried that Gu Tie would not be able to deal with Hongbai. This is indeed a problem. If Gu Tie could not deal with Hongbai, she would have to spend ten times the price to buy equipment, which was too cruel. Gu Tie made a fuss and stared at Hongbai and said in a deep voice: "If I lie to you, I will never see the teacher."

Hongbai smiled and waved his little arms and shouted, "Hongbai wants to drink?"

"Wine..." Gu Tie quickly winked at the sandstorm. Wine is not a drug, nor food, nor ammunition. In the new mobile phone, you can buy as much as you want, but it is generally not sold in normal vending machines. However, since Hongbai said that, there should be some special circumstances. The sandstorm searched the vending machine and found a kind of wine. A bottle of 3-star diamonds is very exquisite, the origin is unknown, and the ingredients are unknown. Although the price of 3-star diamonds is ridiculously expensive, if Hongbai can reduce the price of 10 times that of the ghost, the money that should be spent must be spent. The sandstorm saw that the wine in the sandstorm was 100 bottles, so he gritted his teeth and bought them all.

The sandstorm handed a bottle of wine to Gu Tie. Hongbai seemed to have seen nothing, and continued to snuggle in Gu Tie's arms and gnaw on the bones, but his little tail was straight and iron poked Gu Tie's thighs hard. Gu Tie wanted to laugh secretly, and shook in front of Hongbai with the bottle, and said with a smile: "Hongbai." Hongbai's little eyes suddenly straightened, staring at the bottle without blinking, and the little tail shook with the rhythm of the bottle.

"Do you want to drink?" Gu Tie asked with a smile.

Hongbai nodded and hummed, "This is Brother Gu Tie's personal gift."

"Yes, my private gift, come and drink."

Gu Tie stuffed the wine bottle to Hongbai. Hongbai held the wine bottle and bit off the bottle jerk and drank it hard. After a big gulp of pain, she gnawed the bones again. Next, she drank while gnawing the bones, and soon killed two bottles. Seeing that Hongbai was drinking so happily, Gu Tie winked at the sandstorm. The sandstorm understood and went to the vending machine to check the prices.

The sandstorm was really relieved when he saw the price return to normal. Hongshi and Lanlong were also paying attention to this place, and at the same time he gave a thumbs up to congratulate the sandstorm. Gu Tie looked at the screen and found that the original price of 100 star diamonds cost 200 star diamonds. He felt quite dissatisfied. He poked his little butt and said with a smile: "Red and White."

"Wow..." Hongbai screamed vaguely, and raised the bottle and let Gu Tie drink it.

Gu Tie smiled and said, "I am ready to go to war at any time and can't drink. Is it OK to tell you something?"

Hongbai nodded with a humming voice, not sure if he agreed or understood.

Gu Tie smiled and said, "Is it okay to let the sandstorm enjoy the discount like this like Gu Tie?"

As soon as Gu Tie said this, Sandstorm, Hongshi and Blue Dragon looked at it together. In their opinion, twice the price was already a big discount. Gu Tie did not meet this discount and proposed another discount, which might be even bigger, which made them not pay attention. Hong Bai shook his head and said drunkenly: "No, that discount is only for Brother Gu Tie, not for irrelevant people."

"She is not an irrelevant person, she is her brother's partner," Gu Tie said.

"Well, what partner, do you have a certificate?" Hongbai said.

"What certificate?" Gu Tie asked.

"The team member certificate proves that you belong to the same team." Hongbai said.

"This is not yet, and we will form a group soon later." Gu Tie said with a smile.

"Well, no, there is no team membership certificate, and the marriage certificate is OK, proving that you are a couple." Hongbai said vaguely.

Gu Tie and Sandstorm looked at each other, then they looked away as if they were electrocuted, and their faces were burning red. Seeing that Gu Tie and Hongbai had been talking for a long time but did not say 'Brother Gu Tie', he couldn't help but be curious and asked Gu Tie in a low voice: "Mr. Tie, what is your offer?" Gu Tie sighed: "Purchase all the products at the original price, and give Hongbai a 10% rebate."

Hongshi was stunned. Lan Long rushed up excitedly and panted, saying, "Can we benefit from the group with Tie Ye?"

Hongbai tilted his little head and thought for a while, and said vaguely: "Well, 10% of the marriage certificate and 20% of the league member certificate. Do you have a marriage certificate?"

Lan Long smiled excitedly, clenched his fists and said, "Oh, if Master Tie is a girl..."

"If I were a girl, what would you do?" Gu Tie asked coldly.

"No, why didn't you do?" Lan Long laughed humbly: "Master Tie, please give me a membership certificate."

"Yes, Master Tie, apply now, the warrior's weapon is equal to the man's j8." Hongshi said in a deep voice.

The sandstorm also said, "Mr. Tie, I want to buy equipment, I will give me a certificate right away."

Gu Tie looked at Liupian's bright eyes and felt a numb scalp, and suddenly felt very regretful.

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ps: Before this, all of them were prequels, and the main text is about to begin.
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