If there is a story like this, it starts with ‘A long time ago, there was a ruin in the world, a hole in the ruins, a gorilla, an elephant, a female tiger and a dog. They travel together, and one of them will become the leader’, and the story ends here, and then there is a question: ‘Dear readers, who do you think will become the leader?’

Assuming that there are many boring readers in this story, then according to normal logic, gorillas must have high votes, because gorillas are the smartest and strong enough. Elephants will also have high votes, because elephants are the strongest and have low IQ. Female tigers will also have a large number of supporters, because female tigers are the strongest aggressive. Dogs may have self-righteous supporters, and their basis is that "gorillas, elephants, and tigress will lose all the losses in order to compete for the captain, so they are cheaper." If readers of the Celestial Empire support dogs, they may have another reason to be proud and glorious, "If this dog is a purebred Tibetan mastiff...!"

The Tibetan mastiff can fight bears alone, but only the rumors that only dog ​​fans in the Celestial Empire who are full of national complex believe. Dogs are dogs, and even a well-trained fighting dog can hardly beat evil wolves. Even if a dog becomes a mad dog as fierce as a vicious wolf after taking stimulants, it is only promoted to the level of a wolf. Can a wolf beat tigress, elephant, or gorilla? Wolves may be awesome, but a wolf will definitely not do it.

Gu Tie was very clear-headed and thought that wolves could not lead tigers, elephants and gorillas, so dogs would be even worse.

By the same token, he didn't think he should be the leader of Red Stone, Sandstorm and Blue Dragon. These three guys have visited more planets than the shops he has been to. They have experienced more battlefields than the exam rooms he has experienced. No matter whether they are wisdom, experience, knowledge, or ability, they are better than him. His only advantage is that he is lucky and holds Venom's thighs early.

Now, sandstorms and red stones stare at Gu Tie without blinking, all with trust and support. Lan Long occasionally glanced at Gu Tie and was very acknowledged. But Gu Tie had no head heat, and he had to know that he must not only harm them, but also killed himself. He smiled bitterly: "In my hometown, there is a word that is 'seeking common ground while reserving differences', and there is a saying that 'common points are basic, differences are partial, and we can seek common ground while reserving differences.' Our common point is to form groups, who is the leader of the group, so seek common ground while reserving differences first. We will not say who is the leader of the group for the time being, discuss other things first. What do you think?"

The sandstorm, red stone, and blue dragon looked at each other and calmly said: "Okay, listen to Mr. Tie."

Gu Tie was depressed when they heard this. Their unquestionable attitude seemed to have regarded Gu Tie as the leader. 'Fuck you girls, you are responsible for yourself. When you meet a head like Decepticon, it is just a tragic thing. When you meet a head like Optimus Prime, it is so sad that there is no home in your hometown.' Gu Tie sighed secretly in his heart and said helplessly: "Okay, Hongbai, each person has an application form."

With a smile on the red and white card, the small fire truck drove over automatically. A very simple table appeared on the cabinet door of the butt of the car. The first column is the group name, the second column is the group flag, and the third column is the group emblem. The red and white said crisply: "The usage is very simple. Say the name and pattern you want. The program will automatically handle it according to your wishes. For example, the group name is 'here to die', and the font should be cold black and bloody red, just like black iron stained with blood; the group flag is 'ffff' with white characters on the black background, and the font is also angular; the group emblem is 'man and woman's head under the giant sickle', the black sickle is horizontal from left to right, and the head is a couple who dies with eyes open."

With the sweet sound of red and white, the blood-stained black font in the first column appeared in the first column, and a black flag appeared on the second column, with three eye-catching white ffffs on it, a circle appeared in the third column, and a scythe in the ring... Gu Tie was already very entangled, and when he saw this scene, he asked puzzledly: "Hong and white, what kind of group is this?"

"The unreasonable anger burns to the extreme, and you will never stop until you destroy all lovers." Hong and white shouted with their teeth and claws.

Gu Tie was silent for a while, bounced on the red and white little forehead, and shouted: "Remove."

Hongbai smiled and shrank his head and hid it on his back. The name of the group, the flag and the emblem on the screen disappeared, leaving a blank column. "Okay, everyone suggests that you want the name of the group you like, and design the flag and the emblem you like." Gu Tie sat down by the campfire, pulled up a string of barbecue inserted by the campfire and blew it. Hongbai immediately ran to Gu Tie's arms, squatted on Gu Tie's thighs and wagging his tail, and stared at the barbecue without blinking. Gu Tie took the barbecue and felt it tasted very good, so he fed the barbecue to Hongbai's mouth. Hongbai immediately opened his mouth and clicked, and the wooden sign of the skewer was broken.

Gu Tie hates naming the most, so he is too lazy to participate in this mess, but the other three are not calm. Three pairs of eyes stare at me, I look at him, and he stares at you, all of them contain murderous aura. After a while, the sandstorm picked up a wooden sign and inserted it on the ground, and even inserted the wooden sign into the hard ground, saying lightly: "Let's not hurt the harmony, come one by one."

"I'll do the last one, you guys first." Hongshi said in a deep voice.

"Lanlong, you are a newcomer, let's get on first." Sandra said coldly.

This kind of creative competition is definitely the most advantageous thing to play in the final appearance, because the latter can draw on the concept of the former. But the blue dragon is not afraid at all, and stands up and rushes to the screen and says: "The group name is 'Blade Warrior', and the font needs the tough effect of the sharp knife cutting on the steel plate. The group flag is blue blade wings with black background, black symbolizes the vast starry sky, and blue symbolizes the atmosphere of the planet. The two groups of sabers are arranged in wings, and the V-shaped shape is spread to symbolize a swift and deadly battle and the determination to cut the enemy into meat paste. The group emblem is gold blade wings with a circle of stars around it. Gold symbolizes noble glory, and stars symbolize the achievements we have established."

Blue Dragon quickly designed a complete badge. Gu Tie was secretly admired, but Sandstorm snorted disdainfully, and stood in front of the screen and said victoriously: "Save this file, refresh and start over. The group name is: 'Eternal Glow'. The font is a righteous and elegant golden color; the group flag is a golden sun and a long sword with a green bottom. The green symbolizes endless life. The golden sun symbolizes authority. The long sword horizontally under the golden sun symbolizes power. The badge is a long sword standing under the sun like a monument." After she designed the general concept, she carefully modified the details. After a while, a set of vibrant and brilliant and domineering designs were formed.

Seeing that the sandstorm had finished playing, Hongshi was so itchy that he shouted: "It's my turn, archives are refreshed. Cough cough..., the group name: 'Extreme Fist', the font is casual. The group flag is a red five-pointed star with a black background and a red giant arm, such as this." He raised his arms and gestured a posture showing his biceps: "The pentagram represents will, and the strong fists and arms represent strength..."

Gu Tie looked at Hongshi dazed and couldn't help asking: "Do you all quote the national flag and military flag from your hometown?"

All three guys were silent, and they all turned their heads to look at the floor and the ceiling, looking guilty.

"If this is the case, then I will, look at mine. Refresh the archive..." Gu Tie strode to the screen, and the red stone, sandstorm, and blue dragons all made way. Gu Tie cleared his throat and said loudly: "The group name is temporarily vacant... Fuck your sister, it is not the group name but the 'temporary vacant', but skip the group name first and design the group flag directly. The group flag is a five-star red flag, a big Venus plus four small Venus, a blood-red and blood-red red. The group emblem is a hammer and a sickle..." Gu Tie obviously said too quickly, so a gorgeous five-star red flag appeared on the screen. The red flag is five W-shaped Venus in the center, one big in the middle and four small around it. The hammer and sickle are even more wrong. The hammer becomes a warhammer with a long-handled warhammer, and the sickle also becomes a giant sickle with a long-handled crossed neck like a giraffe.

Hongshi looked at it loudly and exclaimed: "Wow, Master Tie is indeed domineering. This five-star red flag is really powerful."

"Is these the five players who symbolized the initial group building, the leader and the four members?" Sandstorm muttered in confusion.

"Mr. Tie reminds us well. We cannot always think about the past. The past is torturing." Hongshi admitted his previous playfulness and said generously: "In the past, we did have unforgettable glory, but the past is the past. Now, we are all players. When we fight as players, we must look at the present and the future. Just like this flag, four members and leaders form a team together. If we are a member of this team, a star on the flag, we are so stupid, and we are obsessed with the past. No wonder Mr. Tie is as tumultuous as a fish in water, and Mr. Tie is really adaptable."

Lan Long looked at the group emblem and exclaimed: "This warhammer and giant sickle are really domineering, simple and rough, and manly."

Gu Tie originally planned to modify the flags and badges, but when they heard their discussions, they really couldn't handle them.

Seeing that Gu Tie stopped designing, the sandstorm urgently urged: "Master Tie, continue?"

Gu Tie thought for a while and said with a wry smile: "Since you understand, then my mission has ended here, you can take over." He turned around, nodded to his three companions, and then returned to the campfire to continue eating barbecue. The three of them were not polite, and continued to design down the road along Gu Tie's thinking. The five-star red flag has not changed, and it mainly improved the currently very simple badge.

Gu Tie watched their troubles while eating, and sighed in his heart: "Oh, I really want to draw the national flag and party emblem."

After a while, the group flag and the group emblem were designed. The group flag was still the same, with a red-bottomed flag and a w-shaped five-star, but the length, width and specific position of the flag were determined. The group emblem changed a lot, with a golden kite shield on the front, with a big and four small five-star on the front, and the crossed giant sickle and warhammer behind the card. Sandstorm introduced excitedly: "Tie Ye, what do you think? The flag is still your design. The big star represents the leader of the group, and the four small stars represent the first four members. We already have three of them, but the fourth one is free to add. As long as you find the right player, we can add it at any time. On the group emblem, we add a shield to symbolize defense, warhammer and giant sickle to symbolize attack. The five-star symbolizes the battle of the team, and the three pieces are added together to symbolize that during team battles, some people take the offense, some people take the defense, and everyone works together to complement each other's length and shortness, and finally win."

"It's very good, nothing to say." Gu Tie exclaimed.

"Master Tie, then what is our group name used?" said Sandstorm.

"Heaven to die." Gu Tie said casually.

"Master Tie, be serious." said Sandstorm.

"The National Development and Reform Commission." Gu Tie said.

"What is the National Development and Reform Commission?" asked Sandstorm.

"The ultimate weapon of the Celestial Empire, once the NDRC raises its price, the world will be in disaster."

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ps: I don’t hate Tibetan mastiffs, I just hate those idiots who have no brains tout Tibetan mastiffs. They actually say that Tibetan mastiffs can fight bears alone, uh..., is it a raccoon?
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