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017 The king is invincible, justice will win, the truth is actually the opposite

Hei Bai is a little shy and introverted. He is easy to be shy when he sees strangers, and is very serious and diligent in his work. He is generally not easy to lose his temper. Now, Hei Bai not only loses his temper, but also curses with a vicious curse. He wants to make three unruly-made mushroom beds. What is the mushroom bed? Mushrooms are saprophytic creatures. Some mushrooms grow on rotten plants, some mushrooms grow on animal corpses, and a very small variety of mushrooms grow on living creatures. So the mushroom farmers crush the trees into wood chips, add specific seasonings, and mix and compact them into mushroom beds. Now Hei Bai wants to make three unruly-made mushroom beds, which is obviously too angry and exceeds the limit of reason.

Gu Tie was very curious and picked up the loudspeaker and said, "Let this brave man come here."

The infantry phalanx in front separated and let Hei Bai run to the devil's imperial guards. Gu Tie jumped out of the car and picked Hei Bai, touched his head and kissed his little face, pulled the delicate and tough leather armor, and smiled and said, "Archer, the clothes are good and fit very well." Hei Bai's little face suddenly turned red and he said in a soft voice, "Your Majesty, this is the first time we have met, and there are still serious estrangements and differences, so we can't do this."

"It's okay, your goddess has married me, you are the little maid of dowry." Gu Tie said with a smile.

"Ah? So fast?" Hei Bai was stunned and looked at the goddess in the back seat of the carriage.

The goddess's eyes turned and she coughed lightly, "This..., let's deal with the brave men who have turned their back on glory first."

Hei Bai was immediately furious when he heard the "brave". She raised her eyebrows and stared at her little eyes, and screamed angrily: "The holy goddess, the brave red and white, the sage ashes are very evil... No, their behavior is destined, they...they. If 100 points are used to describe the most inhumane evil, then they must have 300 points, and a hundred deaths are not enough to atone for the sins."

Gu Tie put Hei and White next to the goddess and asked curiously: "What have they done?"

"They...they..." Heibaiban hugged his head and said tremblingly: "It's so bastard, I can't say it!"

"Start with a very bad thing recently," Gu Tie said.

"The brave and the wise man were drunk and wandering around the streets. They met a citizen holding a child. The brave man said, 'This child is real', and the wise man said, 'No, this baby is fake'. The two couldn't argue, and finally the brave man said, 'Real babies can bleed and brain plasma', so he rushed up and snatched the baby away, lifted it up and smashed it hard on the ground." Hei and Bai said gritting his teeth.

"**." Gu Tie was startled and asked quickly: "So a bastard."

"This is still a trivial matter." Hei Bai gasped for a while and said: "Earlier, Hongbai brought a group of thugs to collect protection fees. A eldest sister thought Hongbai was ruthless and muttered a few words. Hongbai heard it and picked up the weight and smashed the eldest sister's forehead. The eldest sister quickly lost her power, but Hongbai said unreasonably, 'What's the matter? A brave man had hit so many foreheads, and none of them died, and you died. It must be because of your brain's congenital vascular malformation, and you should have died', and then left without caring."

"So inhumane!" Gu Tie wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and let go of his unknowingly tight hands.

"Better than one earlier, these two things are not worth mentioning at all." Hei and Bai bared his teeth, like an angry kitten: "Short after they entered the city, they encountered two citizens fighting. These two citizens were local gangs and were not good things, but Ashes took the opportunity to promote the 'local dark forces' rampant, black and white colluded, and lawless', and then raised the banner of "anti-black attack". They removed all officials on the spot, vigorously supported the accomplices to the stage, and then messed around to death. Whoever had money would be charged with gangs, the whole family was imprisoned, and all their property was confiscated. Whoever dared to resist, dragged them into the small black room and beat them to death."

"This... is so dark." Gu Tie sighed.

"Ash does bad things and makes excuses, and Hongbai does bad things and doesn't look for connections between Hongbai and Bai." Heibai said: "When fighting against black, Hongbai asked all citizens to sing the Red and White brave men, referred to as 'Sing Hong', and also said 'Sing Hong means the people's support for the brave men, and shows that the brave men represent the will and wishes of the people and win the hearts of the people. If they don't sing Hong, citizens will fall into depravity, lose their spirits, and find no direction for progress.' For those citizens who don't sing Hong, she has a sarcastic reprimand but has no reason, such as 'dogs don't dislike poverty, and children don't dislike ugly mothers', and then accusing the citizens of being ungrateful and not knowing how to repay their kindness', and beat the citizens to death."

"Don't dogs dislike poverty, and do not dislike ugly mothers?" Gu Tie was also angry: "How can you say these shameless words!"

"Yes, dogs should not think that their families are poor, and their children should not think that their mothers are ugly. But she is a brave man who dominates the city. She is not a family that raises dogs or a mother who raises children. How can she be embarrassed to mess around?" Heibai said angrily: "She also secretly instructed a group of dog legs to support singing red, saying that 'sing red can cure cancer', 'sing red can cure infertility', 'sing red can augment breasts', 'sing red can increase skills for a hundred years', 'sing red can make money'. Adults don't believe this, so they ran to school and took primary school students to sing red every day, causing demons to dance. Many people even took the opportunity to pull primary school students into the toilet."

Gu Tie suddenly calmed down and asked in a low voice: "Is it true or false?"

"It's all true, Hongbai and Ashes are absolutely ruthless." Heibai said.

At this moment, a noise came from the city gate. A team of beating drums and drums walked out in a straight line and sang in an orderly manner: "The sun shines everywhere, and the glory of the brave shines golden light; the sun shines on the body, and the glory of the brave shines brightly in our hearts and shines brightly in our hearts; the slogan of the brave..." The team behind carried three sedan chairs, one for each sixteen people. The brave, the sage and the defected demon general stood on the sedan chair, smiling like a political leader, as if reviewing the army.

"These three naughty kids are really good at playing, and they really have the right to play." Gu Tie sighed helplessly.

Hei and Bai trembled and shouted: "Devil, kill them, kill them, kill them..."

"Calm down, ashes are fake, and Qing Liuli is just an illusion, only red and white are real." Gu Tie narrowed his eyes and observed these three guys, and felt a little uneasy. With the aggressiveness of the three unconventional people, he would never retreat or defend. Even if he knew he could not defeat, he would still fight and try it. Then the red and white on the table were just a bait, and Ash and Qing Liuli were planning something in secret. He glanced at the army around him, picked up the walkie-talkie and said, "Each unit followed the orders, spread out its arrays, pay attention to helping each other."

The Demon King Army quickly dispersed, each square array was dozens of meters apart, and there was only a cavalry team led by Xingcai Shi himself in front of the Demon King Royal Garrison. The Brave's singing team was very arrogant, walking towards the Demon King Royal Garrison, singing while walking. Gu Tie didn't notice at first, and it was not until the Brave's singing team got closer that they noticed a ridiculous situation - all singers were a kind of little monster that they had never seen before, with their body height about one meter, their skin was orange-yellow, and their heads and necks were not distinguished from their heads, waists, and hips. The whole person was a straight piece. They were wearing canvas overalls, and their eyes and mouths were not fixed, and they could move on their heads or bodies, or even disappear. Gu Tie saw the eyeballs of a little monster shrink into their heads, leaving only a sloping eyeball.

He was silent for a while and asked in a low voice: "These little monsters are a bit similar to...Lemon."

"They are all lemons," said Black and White.

"What? They are all clones of lemons?" Gu Tie was very curious.

Venus explained: "Lemons can be reproductive or asexual. Because there are serious insufficient extras, with the assistance of venom and ashes, lemons split and reproduction in large quantities, splitting into thousands of child bodies. If necessary, they can also split. In the plot, they are responsible for playing relatively high-risk roles such as bandits, refugees, gangsters, etc.."

"Yeah, we call them 'Lemon Boy'." Hei and Bai said.

"Oh, that's it." Gu Tie suddenly realized.

The Lemon Boy Singing Team stopped three hundred meters away and shouted together: "The brave will negotiate one-on-one with the Demon King."

Hei and Bai hurriedly said: "Be careful of the trap, Hong and Bai's current moral integrity is negative."

"It's okay, I'm going to turn against you at any time." Gu Tie sighed, got out of the car and gestured to Xingcaishi, and then walked out of the team alone. The same was true for Hongbai. He jumped out of the sedan chair and jumped over, his little tail shaking so happily, but the mace was too annoying. The two stopped about ten meters apart, staring at each other with big eyes, and the atmosphere was a bit subtle.

After a while, Hongbai shouted crisply: "Brother Demon King."

"I don't remember the brave sister." Gu Tie said lightly.

"Of course, before the relationship between the Demon King and the Brave, we were brother and sister first." Hongbai said.

"Brave, you're thinking too much," Gu Tie said.

"Brother Demon King, get rid of evil and join the camp of justice." Hongbai shouted sweetly.

"Justice?" Gu Tie asked coldly.

"Well, justice will win, the king is invincible, Hongbai is invincible and victorious, so it is the king of justice." Hongbai said.

"Your logic is correct. The king is invincible, and justice will win. The winner has always painted himself and smeared the other party's words. No matter whether you are just or not, as long as you win, you can call yourself 'justice' because the loser cannot compete with the winner." Gu Tie said coldly: "But you have not won yet, but you call yourself 'victory'. The brave man is red and white, and you are too confident."

Hongbai raised his small breasts and his tail far away, and said sweetly: "Well, it's just a matter of time."

Gu Tie was silent for a while and took out a superb red diamond as big as an egg. The red light of the morning glow was released from the diamond, making all the characters within twenty meters red as blood. Hongbai immediately stared at Hongzhi without blinking, her eyes were dull and her mouth was crooked, and she smiled and said with a fool: "Brother Demon King, brother and sister are easy to talk to. Even if there is no need for a meeting gift, the brave Hongbai will accept the surrender of the Demon King. Well, Brother Demon King, Hongbai will let you do it..." Hongzhi was suddenly abandoned by Gu Tie, and she jumped up like a cannonball.

Gu Tie took out a large-caliber shotgun from behind and banged at Hongbai. Hongbai was shot after shot, rolling and flying out hundreds of meters like a broken kite, and fell to the ground. Gu Tie caught the falling red diamond and held it in his hand to weigh it. Hongbai got up from the ground, his clothes were covered with broken holes, and there were some red spots on his face, but there were no scars. She spit out the final projectile and shouted angrily: "It's indeed the evil devil, who uses evil tricks to seduce the brave."

Gutie shook the red diamond with a red diamond and said with a smile: "The brave man, do you want to eat this top-quality red diamond?"

"I don't want it. The brave man will not be beaten down twice by the same move." Hongbai shouted with his little eyes.

"Oh, my hand slipped." Gu Tie shouted, then threw the red diamond high.

Hongbai subconsciously ran a few steps, but stopped strongly. She looked up at the diamond, her round eyes almost burst into flames, and her little body shook. Suddenly, she screamed, swung her mace and rushed into the group of Lemon Boys. She beat her wildly and beat her wildly, making her roll around like a ball. After a while, Gu Tie caught the falling diamond, Hongbai dragged the mace back, staring at her eyes and shouting: "Hongbai blocks the temptation of the Demon King."

Gu Tie smiled, released purple air in his left hand to wrap the diamond, then pulled it tightly, and said lightly: "What about this?"

Hongbai suddenly became anxious and waved his fists and shouted: "Hey, hey, brother Demon King, don't be unwilling to think about it."

"What can't be too busy?" Gu Tie asked curiously.

"Baby is innocent, don't hurt your baby." Hongbai shouted.

"It's just props. Since it can't be yin* the brave, props that have no value will be destroyed." Gu Tie said.

"Wow, brother Demon King, you are such a bad guy, so cold-blooded." Hongbai screamed crazy.

"Such a righteous and enthusiastic brave man, come and save the baby." Gu Tie smiled slightly and suddenly increased his grip.

"Brother Demon King, Hongbai wants to attack you!"

Hongbai screamed frantically, and a pillar of fire that surged into the sky. His petite body turned into a dragon in a blink of an eye. The two were not far apart, and the red dragon was not small in size. In a blink of an eye, he rushed to Gu Tie and opened his bloody mouth to bite it. Gu Tie stood still, but he just bounced out the red diamond in a calm state. At this moment, two targets were placed in front of the Red Dragon, one was the devil Gu Tie, the big *OSS; the other was the super red diamond "Heart of Flame", a very delicious food. After a short decision... No, her brain was not thinking at all, and her body reflex automatically completed everything. She spread her wings and leaped high, biting the red diamond.

Gu Tie grinned, and his legs leaped up at high speed, piercing through the hurricane surrounding the dragon like an arrow. He grabbed the root of the dragon's wing with his right hand, and his body echoed at high speed, just landing on the dragon's back. The metal left arm then melted and shot out eight thick chains, wrapping around the dragon's wings, dragon claws, dragon tails, and dragon necks. One of them was tightly wrapped around the neck joint behind the cheeks, and then tightened violently.

How could the proud red dragon be willing to surrender like this? He immediately struggled to spread his wings and shook his head and tail, pulling the chains into a crackling sound, and even stretching some chains significantly. Gu Tie smiled brighter, and the bright purple aura surged out of his left arm and spread rapidly along the chains, swaying the whole body of the red dragon. The red dragon seemed to know his doomsday, and struggled even harder, and broke two chains in a row. But not long after, the eroded body gradually lost its strength, and the struggle quickly slowed down. She fell to the ground.

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