"The evil demon king took the goddess of love hostage and brought it to the Demon Palace on the top of the Demon Mountain. He trained, blasphemed, and polluted day and night, trying to make the Goddess of Justice fall into the evil queen, and then conquer the world together. But the Goddess of Love predicted the crisis and inspired the brave men of the whole world before he was held hostage, allowing them to save the world together. The brave men gathered in the small town at the foot of the Demon Mountain, climbed the rugged mountain road, broke through the twelve star palace guarded by the twelve demon generals, and finally destroyed the goddess of liberation of the Demon Palace."

Gu Tie closed the script and frowned and asked, "Are there five brave men? Why can't they be beaten to death? Is life as hard as Xiaoqiang?"

"The evil devil, this goddess will never tell you."

The goddess of love Venus stared at Gu Tie with an expressionless face and vomited cold and hard as icebergs. The demon king Gu Tie looked at Venus, his eyes quickly moved away from her face and looked at her sexy long skirt. The goddess of love was wearing a white long skirt, which was very pure in color, but the style was too unrestrained. The front was a deep V-shaped ultra-low-cut, down to the navel; the back was a big back exposed, exposed to the butt; the hem of the skirt was very long, long to the floor, but almost completely transparent, and two big white legs could be seen. She was completely unafraid of the demon king's gaze, proudly thrusting her chest, and her plump ** trembled a few times, as if she was about to jump out from under the thin front.

Gutie held the script and patted his thighs and asked curiously: "Did you predict the crisis?"

"Of course, this goddess is wise and visionary." Venus snorted coldly.

"Then you don't wear a Zhen C belt and you're wearing this outfit, can't wait to get rid of the Sun?" Gu Tie asked.

The goddess of love turned her eyes and said righteously: "Because I was in the process of a crisis, a fashion party was being held. Fashion is also a manifestation of love and beauty, and it is the work of this goddess. After the crisis, the goddess immediately inspires the brave, and then the devil comes and has no time to change clothes. Moreover, the chastity belt is a manifestation of cowardice, and true chastity is hidden deep in my heart and will never be polluted. The goddess is confident in her perseverance, and no matter what you do, she will not let me fall."

Gu Tie knelt down on one knee in front of the goddess, lifted up his skirt and crawled in, burying his face between his long legs. The goddess gasped, grabbed the armrests tightly with both hands, tightened her waist and raised her chest, clamped Gu Tie's head with both legs, and squeezed a string of humming out of her nose. A few minutes later, the goddess stretched her legs, shook her charmingly for a few times, then slumped on the chair without moving, and could only breathe heavily. Gu Tie separated her legs and stood up, wiped her face with the hem of her skirt, and then untied her crotch and took out the torture instrument...

On the other side of the torture room, two capable generals of the Demon King were reading the script. Qing Liuli was a demon general, wearing a silver scale lock mail and a blue green battle robe; Xingcai Stone was a demon military, wearing a colorful robe, holding a colorful feather fan. They completely ignored the devil's torture to the goddess and studied the script on their own. After a while, Xingcai Stone threw the script on the table with her eyebrows and snorted coldly: "Why did the twelve demon generals guard the twelve levels? Can't they destroy the brave together?"

"Well, the best candidate for Archer's bravery should be us." Qing Liuli took out a green onion from behind, stood with her legs apart, and said in a low and magnetic voice: "I am the bone of my sword, my body is iron, my blood is fire, I have never been defeated across countless battlefields, I don't know what death is, nor what life is. Then, we shouted "X Curry Stick" and emitted the sword light that destroyed the world."

Xingcai Shi was stunned when he heard this. He was stunned for about five seconds before he came back to his senses. He frowned and asked, "It's right that the battle prayer is Archer's brave, but only Saber's brave's ultimate move is the sword light, Archer's ultimate move is the infinite magic arrow. I will let you know how the ultimate move is called a curry stick, what's going on with this onion, and your sword light, why does the brave want to destroy the world?"

Qing Liuli waved the scallions, narrowed her big eyes into crescent moons, and said with a smile: "This morning, the goddess of love sent a lot of vegetables and asked the devil what he liked to eat. We said 'Beijing Shredded Pork' and 'Beijing Roast Duck'. Actually, we like to eat. The devil likes Sichuan cuisine and is not interested in northern dishes. But I know that the goddess of love knows the devil very well. I know that the devil doesn't like eating duck, so I gave us a bundle of scallions, saying 'It's good to serve roast duck', and then stir-fry a plate of refried meat. We picked up a scallion and prepared to cut it into shreds with roast duck by ourselves. But I knew that the refilled pork of the goddess of love was very fragrant, so I ate refilled pork together. Don't forget to put the scallions on your waist."

Xingcai Shi looked at Qing Liuli's waist and frowned and asked, "Where is your general sword?"

"We touched our waists and touched the onion, thinking we had already taken it." Qing Liuli said with a smile.

"You have no doubt about the general's sword?" Xingcaishi asked in a deep voice.

"We thought it was a spare prop." Qing Liuli said.

"I understand." Xing Caishi closed his eyes and took a deep breath, then grabbed Qing Liuli's ear and rotated it 180 degrees, and shouted coldly: "How many times do you have to say that the game is fake and the battle is real, and it is all real guns and ammunition. Once your unruly sisters rushed over, how can you stop them with your careless look now?"

[Note: This paragraph uses a few allusions, please refer to the bride by yourself.]

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When the Demon King tortured the goddess, on the wilderness path far away from the Demon Mountain, Saber Brave Hongbai and Archer Brave Blackbai were heading for their destiny. Saber literally means "Swordsman", Archer is an archer. The black and white weapon is a crossbow, which is reasonable. But the swordsman Red and white weapon is a mace, which is similar in size to a baseball bat, with a high-performance space alloy rod body and a pure gold barb, which is very majestic. She was swinging the baton while rumbling, "Homerun, Thousand Years Kill".

Hei Bai couldn't stand it anymore and frowned and asked, "You are a swordsman, is it appropriate to use a mace?"

"Well, there is a sword in my heart, and everything can be a sword." Hongbai stared at his little eyes and said seriously.

"I'm not saying this, you are a brave man and cannot do something more evil than the devil." Hei Bai said.

"What is more evil than Brother Gu Tie?" Hongbai asked crisply.

"He is the devil now, so he can't call him 'Brother Gut'." Hei Bai corrected helplessly.

"Yeah." Hongbai nodded and asked crisply: "What is more evil than Brother Demon King?"

"Now the brave are fighting the demon king. The brave and the demon king have no sibling relationship, and there is no brother or sister relationship." Hei Bai said helplessly.

Hongbai stopped swinging his baton and stared at Heibai and asked: "Before the brave and the devil, they should be brothers and sisters first, and then enemies."

"Then how do you fight?" Hei Bai asked.

"The brave man wants to defeat the Demon King brother, let him wake up and join the cause of justice together." Hongbai said with a sarcasm.

"This...is OK." Hei Bai shook his head and asked casually: "What is the just cause?"

"Eat all and grab all and burn them all." Hongbai raised his face and raised his chest, and said proudly.

"You..." Hei and White can no longer evaluate more.

The two little brave men jumped forward and found a village along the trail. This was a very small village, just as small as the village in the RPG game, with only four or five small wooden houses, and a circle of low walls outside. When the little red and white eyes lit up, they swung their mace and rushed forward. Hei Bian hurriedly grabbed Hongbai's hand and shouted: "You are a brave man, not a bandit."

Hongbai stopped and stared at his little eyes and asked, "Can the brave man rob?"

"Absolutely not." Black and white said firmly.

"What if it is an evil village worshipped by the demons?" Hongbai asked.

"Not even possible, you can punish and teach, but you can't rob." Hei Bai said.

Hongbai's eyes turned and hummed, "The Hongbai is a brave man from a bandit and can rob him part-time."

"No, your identity has been set. The first emperor of the Holy Dragon Empire, the first swordsman of the empire, the unparalleled genius, the defender of the truth of the universe, the incarnation of justice, the symbol of sacred, the red sun, the red redder than the sun, the great man from the sky." Hei and white said seriously: "The brave man, red and white, your words and deeds must be consistent with your identity."

Hongbai asked crisply: "This identity is so strange, just like General Jin's sister."

"It's not what I set, I don't know." Hei and white eyes turned and asked: "Didn't you read the script?"

"Look, Hongbai is the brave, and Brother Gu Tie is the devil." Hongbai said crisply.

"You only look at this?" Hei Bai asked helplessly.

"Well, you know the protagonist and the main line, so you don't have to worry about the cumbersome details." Hongbai said with a smile.

"Oh, okay." Hei Bai sighed helplessly.

Hongbai tilted his head and thought for a while, and asked crisply: "If Hongbai is General Jin's sister, and the Demon King's brother is General Jin?"

"Absolutely not. The owner is tall and handsome. He is not a short and fat man in high heels." Hei Bai said.

"Huh, that Hongbai is not General Jin's sister." Hongbai patted his little chest and breathed a sigh of relief.

The village was not very far away, and the two brave men quickly walked outside the village gate. Heibai was worried that Hongbai would lose his moral integrity, so he quickly knocked on the door. A panic shout came from the door: "The bandits are here, the bandits are here, the bandits are here, the bandits are here, the bandits are here." Heibai looked back at Hongbai and shouted quickly: "We are not bandits, we are brave men, and we will never take a needle or thread from the village."

"The brave won't rob?" a lady inside the door shouted.

"Please testify to the goddess, we swear with the glory of the brave, and do not take a needle or a thread." Hei and Bai said.

The shouting inside stopped. One door eye at the height of the door panel opened. A pair of big eyes looked outside sneakily, but without seeing anything, the door eye was closed. Later, another door eye less than one meter tall opened. These big eyes appeared again, looking at Hei Bai and Hong Bai trembled, as if they were very scared. Hei Bai showed a sweet smile: "Hi, I am the second princess of the Holy Dragon Empire, Hei Bai, responding to the goddess' call to become a brave man. Next to me is my Emperor Sister Hong Bai."

The red and white eyes narrowed into crescent moons, and the little tail raised high confidently, saying sweetly: "I am Lord Hong and white, the next head of the empire, an unparalleled genius, the defender of the truth of the universe, the incarnation of justice, the symbol of sacredness, the red sun, the red redder than the sun, and the great man from the sky. Please testify to the goddess, we will never take the stitches and threads of the village. We will let the villagers be the masters, fight the landlords to divide the fields, fight against the bandits and grab the treasures, and let everyone be happy and prosperous together."

Heibai's face suddenly changed, but the villagers were very happy and cheered: "The brave are here, don't rob us, but also help us fight against bandits to steal the treasures. Long live the goddess, long live the brave." The village gate then opened, and a group of unprepared female villagers welcomed each other, and they were still applauding and cheering. Hongbai walked into the village with a smile, waving his hands as he walked, but as soon as his front feet crossed the threshold, the smile disappeared in a blink of an eye. She glared and raised her mace and shouted: "Take a needle and a thread, hand over all the treasures."

The villagers suddenly stiffened, their eyes were crooked and their knees were trembling.

"Who is the village chief?" Hongbai shouted.

"I...I am..." Shui Mo Zhan walked out tremblingly.

"Steal the baby." Hongbai shouted.

"But...you said... don't rob us." Shuimo asked.

"Just say you don't take a needle and a thread, you can leave a needle and a thread." Hongbai shouted.

"You said, to share the landlords for us, to fight against the bandits and grab the treasures?" Shuimo asked.

"Well, Hongbai will never go back on his word. He will definitely fight for you landlords and divide the land and fight against the bandits to grab the treasures." Hongbai said with a smile: "All the fields belong to the village, and all the treasures belong to the village. However, Hongbai, as a brave man, will manage the fields and treasures on your behalf. The brave man is very wise and wise, highly educated and capable, and will definitely be able to invest and make a fortune better."

"What are we doing?" Shuimo asked.

"You can supervise the brave and set up a village congress." Hongbai said.

"What did the congress do?" Shuimo asked.

"When the brave declare glory, you can applaud." Hongbai said.

"That's it?" Shui Mo asked hoarsely: "Then we can't do anything?"

Hongbai shook his fingers and said majesticly: "Don't say anything. Speaking nonsense is to spread rumors and slander, and the family will be confiscated and nine clans will be killed."

Shuimu was silent for a long time and asked in a choked sob: "Is this common prosperity and happiness?"

"Well, Hongbai will definitely achieve the initial stage of common prosperity and happiness, but I didn't say it now." Hongbai said.

An hour later, Hongbai walked out of the village drunk, holding a wine pot in his hand, and his steps were a little staggering. Heibai followed behind, hanging his head listlessly. Not long afterwards, there was a lot of curses and crying from afar, and Heibai sighed secretly. Hongbai walked while gurgling, and threw away the wine pot after drinking, shouting in a daze: "Heibai, what's next?"

"Under the guidance of the village chief, we look for the sage who lives in seclusion and ask for her guidance." Hei and Bai said listlessly.

"Well, did the village chief say that?" Hongbai said.

"Of course not, the script is like this." Hei and White sighed.

"Well, then let's look for a wise man, where is the wise man?" Hongbai asked.

"In the forest to the west of the village." Hei and Bai pointed to a crystal forest in the distance.

Without any hesitation, Hongbai raised his mace and rushed out happily.

This crystal forest is not big, and the small wooden house where the sage lives is easy to find. Hongbai ran to the door happily, knocked on the door gently, and shouted in the sweetest and well-behaved voice: "Is the sage here? I am the brave Hongbai, responding to the goddess' call. We are not bandits, and we will never take your stitches..." The wooden door suddenly exploded violently, and Hongbai was blown up and flew out more than ten meters, smashing on a crystal pillar like a doll. But she jumped to the ground as if nothing had happened and shouted: "Sage, do you actually want to murder the brave?"

The plump sage walked out with a stick, raised his eyebrows and scolded him, "Hongbai, my ** sister."

"Well, can the sages say swear words?" Hongbai shouted with his little eyes."

"What other things did you, the brave man, do?" The secluded sage ashes stared at Hongbai with his eyes narrowed.

"It's just a small village, what a big deal." Hongbai said indifferently.

"**, that's what I like first. You're going wild on my territory." Ashes cursed.

Hongbai blinked his little eyes and suddenly smiled happily: "Then let's find the next village together?"

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The plot is fake, the battle is real, and the Demon Mountain and the Demon Palace are also real. The Demon Mountain is the Red Dragon Volcano. The Demon Palace is a palace on the top of the mountain, located on the edge of a cliff, in the style of Gothic castle, with city walls and towering spires. In the highest spire, on the bench next to the window, the goddess lay motionless, her face was full of flushing, her eyes were breathless, and her head was covered with snake hair, and she kept rubbing against the Demon King. The Demon King pressed on it, burying her face in the goddess's sweaty chest, kissing her soft and fragrant skin.
To be continued...