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046 In the eyes of a real macho, the enemy is just a pile of spoils

When Robin, Blue Dragon and Hawkeye teased Redstone, Gu Tie looked around without saying a word, feeling a little excited and confused. Redstone is a muscle tank with infinite power and indestructible strength, Blue Dragon is a super soldier who has experienced many battles, fierce and dangerous, Hawkeye is a god-level sniper beyond the understanding of Earthlings, and Robin is a biochemical man who intelligently crushes all computers on Earth. Such outstanding and outstanding powerful people actually unite together and fight side by side in a battle group.

If it was just a strong alliance, Gu Tie would not be confused, but this battle group is called "Five-Headed Dragon". He is the big-boss of the Five-Headed Dragon. These superheroes all work under his hands. He is the biggest Tie Master, Red Stone is the Second Master, Blue Dragon is the Third Master, Eagle Eye is the Fourth Master, and there is also a fifth Master whose whereabouts are unknown. The Robin is not the Master, but Tie Master's wife, known as "Bird Sister".

If you use the data of the game characters to summarize these superheroes, Redstone is definitely full-powered with attribute points, Hawkeye is full-powered with agility, Robin is full-powered with intelligence, Blue Dragon is the main force and sub-agility, how does Gu Tie increase the points? The power is only a trivial level, a little stronger than Robin; the intelligence is completely insignificant, and there is not even a 'micro'; the agility is quite reasonable, but it is far worse than Hawkeye. This forced Gu Tie to ask himself: "What did I do to win over such a group of strong men?"

"Mr. Tie, Master. What is the hypnosis command?" Robin asked curiously.

Gu Tie woke up from his random thoughts and asked in confusion: "What hypnosis command?"

"The Third Master and the Fourth Master feel that you have played hypnosis games with the Second Master." said the Robin.

"Hypnosis game?" Gu Tie frowned and thought for a while, but he remembered many bad things. In many bad film and television works, a bad male protagonist got a magical item, which lost his mind to the Ogami in the campus workplace, and carried out a series of personal violations of the Eighteen Forbidden. This is the hypnosis game he understood, but the hypnosis game that Blue Dragon and Hawkeye refer to should refer to those real mental control abilities, such as Elda's confusion spell. He subconsciously looked at Blue Dragon and Hawkeye, and found that these two bastards were smiling with a vulgar face, and had to understand what they called "hypnosis game". It was worse than the hypnosis game he understood.

"Red Stone, I squeezed this garbage." Gu Tie said lightly.

Hongshi roared, grabbed Lanlong with his left hand and Hawkeye with his right hand, and collided violently with the two lewd and vulgar bastards. Hawkeye's body was not strong enough. The bones were slackened. It was probably broken a lot of ribs. The Blue Dragon was strong enough, with only a few broken bones. But Hawkeye's panting was inappropriate, and Lanlong immediately widened his eyes and gritted his teeth. His face was originally blue and black. He shouted in anger: "I fuck you, don't you know that this guy will be infected with gonorrhea?"

"Wow, then do it again." Redstone hit Blue Dragon's head on Hawkeye's crotch.

Hawkeye's eyes turned pale, looking so refreshed that she was so happy that she was so happy that she was so angry that she was also turning pale, and she fainted from anger.

Hongshi threw the two scum aside and shouted: "Substitute."

Several players immediately dragged away the Blue Dragon and Hawkeye, and replaced them to clean the wounds for Redstone. - By the way, the supply car was very large and the back was very wide. In addition to the ancient iron, there were nearly a dozen players and a large number of loot. The remaining players were on the demon tanks, each tank was equipped with seven or eight people, some were on the left side, some were sitting on the turret, and some were riding the cannon barrel.

Gu Tie watched Lan Long and Eagle Eye leave and asked embarrassedly: "Is this okay?"

"Hawkeye is born to deserve a beating, and Lan Long is practicing a steel body, so he is not afraid of being beaten." Hongshi said indifferently.

"I mean spiritually," Gu Tie said.

"The two bastards have never had shame." Hongshi said.

"Oh. So." Gu Tie suddenly felt a little inexplicably melancholy. It turned out that birds of a feather flocked together.

"Master Tie, where is Shuohua?" Hongshi asked.

"I should ask you, where is Shuohua?" Gu Tie asked.

Hongshi smiled honestly: "Haha. I found that I could not find the Death Squad, nor the Destruction Squad. The more and more crystal skeletons were chasing, and the less equipment and food were less and less... Haha, the brothers were all big-bellied men, and Master Tie's magical cookies were too exciting, so I ate it very fast. There was no way, I just wanted Shuohua to ask Master Tie for help, did Master Tie not see her?"

Gu Tie shook his head and frowned and asked, "How come you got involved in so many Naiser Legions, enough to have 200,000 or 300,000."

"I don't know either." Hongshi said honestly: "That... Shuohua shouldn't be in danger, right?"

"It shouldn't be. Shuohua is cautious and powerful, not something that ordinary miscellaneous soldiers can leave behind." Gu Tie comforted.

"I hope she is fine, so I'll let it go if I hurt myself. It's really unkind to harm someone's big girl." Hongshi said.

"How do you know she is a girl?" Gu Tie asked curiously.

"I am rigorous and careful in my work, either a gay man or a girl, I choose the latter." Hongshi said.

Gu Tie was about to question Redstone's logical thinking, but he felt a change in his breath and quickly looked at the sky. When the convoy was driving on the ground, the dragon knight led the flying dragons to fly in the air. Now, the flying dragon group was hovering in the sky in front of him, and the dragon knights mixed in the flying dragon group were releasing a flash signal. Gu Tie quickly picked up the telescope and said in a deep voice: "Redstone."

Without waiting for the wound to be cleaned up, Hongshi got up with his head held high and his chest raised: "Mr. Tie, are you going to have sex?"

"The enemy is gathering at a pass ahead, and other legions are surrounding from other directions." Gu Tie interpreted while observing the flash signal: "We can choose to detour, but detour will give the enemy more time to dispatch troops, and there will be more and more troubles. There is only one effective tactic, attack the pass. This time, it is our turn to attack and prepare the brothers."

Hongshi grinned and shouted: "Brothers, let's go and kill those skinless and fleshless miscellaneous pieces."

"Husa..." Whether it is the guerrillas, commandos or the Death Squad, all the soldiers raised their guns and shouted.

"Master Tie, brothers are ready." Hongshi yelled.

"You..." Gu Tie was stunned for a moment and said helplessly: "Okay, you're ruthless."

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After turning over a foothill, the pass appeared in the field of view. The two opposite mountains formed a natural gate. In the narrow "gate crack", countless crystal skeletons squeezed into the narrow "gate crack". From a distance, it looked densely packed with starlight, making the most gorgeous Milky Way dim. These crystal skeletons have soldiers waiting for battle, and countless skeleton slave workers who are as hard-working as ants. They run wildly on the crystal stones and build the city walls at an incredible speed. If they go to build the pyramids on Earth, it is estimated that the completion speed of the Khufu pyramids is faster than that of the residential buildings of the Celestial Empire. If they go to build the residential buildings of the Celestial Empire...

If they built residential buildings in the Celestial Empire, all the migrant workers in the Celestial Empire would be unemployed.

Not only were there countless soldiers and slave workers at the pass, but there were also skeleton legions on the mountains on both sides. There were square formations of catapults and crossbows, and several longbow square formations that were gathering. Gu Tie looked at them and counted them, and wondered: "What kind of unethical things have we done? How did they hate us? How did they treat human lives as a matter of life? How could they give us heads?"

Hongshi smiled and said, "All of them are good people, they are specially leveling with us."

"Leveling?" Gu Tie asked in confusion.

"The more damage stimulus is used, the power will gradually grow. The use of damage stimulus is to be beaten, the more you get. The more powerful you get. The same is true for the brothers' 'steel body'. The more you get beaten, the better the effect. Recently, I have been charging hard, and the damage stimulus and steel bodies have also made rapid progress. Hongshi arched his muscles and gestured in front of Gu Tie. He said with a smile: "Master Tie, have you seen it? I will practice for a few more days. My arms are as big as the three Master Tie."

Gu Tie sighed helplessly, wondering how to answer this muscle maniac.

Lan Long walked behind Gu Tie and Hongshi, picked up the telescope to see the situation, and grinned excitedly.

Gu Tie looked back and frowned and asked, "Where is Hawkeye?"

"We are counting the bullets." Lan Long said with a smile: "Let's finish it quickly, don't leave any left."

"Oh. In your eyes, the enemy is just a cake." Gu Tie said.

"Master Tie, let the brothers of the commando clear the way first and break through the pass." Hongshi couldn't wait.

"The guerrillas cleared the troops on the hill." Lan Long said with a smile.

"Where are me?" Hawkeye ran over with a sniper rifle.

"It's not your business." Hongshi and Lanlong said together.

"Fuck, you eat meat. You don't even have any bones left?" Hawkeye screamed in dissatisfaction: "Master Tie, what do you say?"

Gu Tie rolled his eyes and said angrily: "Robby, formulate tactics based on the enemy's situation."

"First let the tanks shell the enemy's bow and arrow positions and catapult positions. Weak the enemy's long-range shooting ability, and then let the flying dragons participate in the battle. Once the crystal skeleton loses its combat power in the air, the flying dragons can create chaos as much as possible." The robin said simply and quickly: "When the enemy shows signs of collapse, the commando can drive straight in, and the guerrillas and the Death Squad cooperate to fight."

"Are there any suggestions?" Gu Tie asked.

Red Stone and Blue Dragon did not say anything, but Hawkeye muttered in a choked sob: "I'm sorry, I'm so excited."

"What's going on?" Gu Tie asked in confusion.

"A muscular body filled with sweat and male hormones finally got a brain!" Hawkeye said.

"My tactics are very simple," said the robin.

"Since the damage stimulation of Redstone and the grass mud horse, we have only one tactic." Hawkeye said.

Red stone and Lan Long had their faces apart, and a little bit of innocent shyness appeared on their rough faces.

Gu Tie smiled bitterly and shook his head, saying to the robin: "Come and command."

The robin was not polite, and quickly issued orders - the armored convoy first moved to the open space and established a position with the supply vehicle as the center. The demon tanks were in the front row, and the commandos were distributed in the middle of the tanks to form a steel defense line that could be attacked and defended; the guerrillas were divided into three squads, scattered on both wings and the rear, and five mutually echoed machine gun arrays; the Death Squad used the supply vehicle as the commanding heights, and was responsible for sniping the enemy's officers. After a while, a tight position had been formed.

The Robin sent another flash signal to notify the Air Force, and said, "Mr. Tie, all the troops have taken their place."

"Open fire and kill those scum." Gu Tie said with a smile.

"Devil tanks, longbow troops and catapult troops on the target high ground, firing fire." The robin shouted crisply.

Redstone punched a Blood Demon tank and shouted: "Fuck those grandchildren to death."

Six tanks immediately banged volleys, followed by another banged volley, and the war began. A longbow square formation on the hill on the right was bombed intensively, and a large number of crystal skeletons were blown into the air. The catapults and crossbow troops on the hill also began to counterattack, shooting out burning boulders and giant arrows as thick as spears. The craftsmanship of Nether's undead was indeed superb. These old siege weapons were extraordinary in performance, and their condescending advantages made the range not inferior to tank guns.

The giant arrow descended from the sky like a rocket, with its long tail trails. The first fell to the right of the five-headed dragon. It was about 200 meters away. The second fell to the left of the five-headed dragon, and it was about 100 meters away. The third fell far behind, about 300 meters above... The burning boulders also fell from the sky one after another, causing repeated earth-shaking explosions, but the accuracy was even more outrageous. Obviously, these siege weapons had a range comparable to tank guns. The accuracy was far worse than tanks.

It is estimated that the two sides will shoot each other for an hour, and Nether's undead will not hit the five-headed dragon a few times. But to be on the safe side, Robin changed the order and asked the tank to shell the siege first. The demon tank doesn't matter. The longbow square formation is bombing, and the siege also bombing. After a violent bombardment, the siege equipment disappeared from the hill on the right, leaving only a rolling black smoke. The demon tank then turned its guns and accurately bombarded the siege equipment on the left, blowing exquisite machines into pieces.

The commander of the Nesser army could not sit idly by and watch the unilateral shelling, allowing the cavalry to attack the five-headed dragon, trying to stop the shelling. One by one, one cavalry phalanx rushed out of the pass, with light cavalry in front and heavy cavalry behind, rumbling straight towards him. Redstone was fearless and roared loudly: "Brothers of the commando, erect your chests and raise your heads. Open your eyes and see clearly that those spoils are what you want. Remember one thing, whoever gets them first will be, don't rob them for fucking."

The men in the commando immediately burst into a volcano-like fighting spirit, and they all beat their chests and yelled hard. Lan Long cursed and squeezed into the front row. He cursed: "Fuck, my rare battle axe is my own, don't rob me." The guerrilla brothers were anxious and cursed one after another. They cursed Lan Long for being unkind, cursed Lan Long for having a son without an ass...

At this moment, an unexpected event occurred. The earthquake occurred. A violent earthquake occurred near the pass. The ground fluctuated like waves. Huge skeletons broke out of the ground and slapped the Nasser legion like cockroaches. A slap broke a piece of crystal skeletons, and a giant arm swung a lot to easily smooth out a large group of crystal skeletons. The cavalry charged at high speed could not stand firm on the volatile ground and rolled out one after another. The faster they rushed, the more miserable they fell. Thousands of troops fell together, which was even more miserable. They collided, stepped on each other, and squeezed each other. If the number of casualties could be displayed on a scoreboard, it would definitely be faster than a stopwatch.

"Damn, who can't just use the ultimate move silently?" Lan Long cursed.

The robin blinked his eyes and covered his mouth and muttered: "Oh, Mr. Tie, it's coming again."

Hongshi and the brothers of the commando all looked at Gu Tie. Gu Tie shrugged and said with a wry smile: "It's not me."

As the saying goes, "Damage never comes alone." Accidents always cause accidents, and troubles can also cause trouble. After these giant arms appeared, Hongbai, who was carrying Gatling machine cannons, could no longer hold back and roared straight into the pass, like a mad dog with flesh bones snatched away. Those wild dragons saw the "descendants of the Dragon God" fighting bravely, and also launched a overwhelming dive attack.

The robin immediately said: "Mr. Tie, we must attack the Longbow Square with all our strength, otherwise the Air Force will suffer heavy casualties."

Gu Tie sighed secretly and said in a deep voice: "The whole army attacked."

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About an hour later, the melee finally ended, and the remaining skeleton army fled, and the five-headed dragon battle group did not chase, nor did they have the strength to chase. Gu Tie sat on the corpse of an unknown dragon beast, looking at the unrecognizable red and white with expressionless face. This idiot actually led the flying dragon to dive and rush to attack without the longbow square formation being cleared. She was so eye-catching and arrogant that almost all the longbow archers stared at her at the first sight, and then aimed at her and shot the first arrow. At that time, there were three intact longbow square formations, each of which was about three or four thousand archers. A total of more than 13,000 sharp arrows formed a super saturated barrage.

So Hongbai turned into a hedgehog, or a piece of strawberry ice cream with countless toothpicks in it.

Hongbai opened his big watery eyes and looked at Gu Tie pitifully, his big tail was shaking listlessly.

Gu Tie sighed and said with a wry smile: "No matter what you say, you can resolve one of my problems."

Hongbai whined a few pitiful whine, as if asking ‘What question?’

"Which is stronger, the muscles of redstone or dragon scales, is the answer to the muscles of redstone for the time being."

Gu Tie stood up with a broken sword, walked to Hongbai, grabbed an arrow that pierced his chin and pulled it out. Hongbai screamed a few times, as if complaining about Gu Tie's ingenuity and inconsideration. Gu Tie threw away this arrow and pulled out another arrow: "Pretend to me, don't think I don't know that the dragon's sense of touch is very slow. Pain is a kind of sense of touch. If you are slow to touch, you will not be afraid of pain."

The red and white didn't move, humming softly, the golden dragon eyes were wet and dripping, as if they contained the stars in the sky.

"Oh, no, the puppy eyes that shine with many little stars have turned into big dog eyes." Gu Tie sighed helplessly.

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ps: I've been playing the ball for a day and am exhausted.
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