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045 Being a man must have principles, and being gay must also have principles

Theoretically speaking, being thrown by a beauty is a pleasing thing. Being hit by a cosmic super beauty is the ultimate dream of all men who don’t make up for it. But Gu Tie really couldn’t be happy because this thrown beauty is a super crazy genius. She has the beauty of a goddess, the fullness of a goddess, and the wisdom of a goddess, but not the rationality of a mortal. It is more appropriate to compare her to an unstable nuclear fusion reactor. This reactor can provide almost unlimited energy, but at the cost, the user has to bear nuclear leakage without any warning, which can happen at any time and does not require any reason.

Gu Tie was helpless when he heard the ashes and quickly changed the subject: "Why are you and the Death Squad here?"

"It's very simple. Wherever the Second Master is, it's the most lively. Follow the enemy's army and find Second Master. Haha..." Hawkeye replied casually and simply pulled back the topic: "Mr. Tie is really amazing. When Her Majesty the Queen calls herself the wife of Tie, I was so scared that I almost left my body. The legendary prophet was actually married, and her husband was our leader of the battle. This is really..." Hawkeye took a deep breath, and suddenly a rhythmic trigger was pulled. Seven or eight silver giant arrows were blown one after another, and the blooming fireball seemed to ignite the sky. He exhaled a long time, covering his chest and sighed: "Let my heart explode like a supernova. Before that, I never knew what 'worship' was until I met Queen of Ashes and Prince of Ancient Iron."

Gu Tie was said embarrassedly and said angrily: "It's really my honor."

"If Master Tie just married Ash, I would never be willing to lick Master Tie's boots." Hawkeye said.

"What?" Gu Tie felt chill all over his body, and subconsciously held the robin's hand tightly.

Hawk-eye stared at Gu Tie without blinking, and a scorching light ignited in his eyes, like two LED light bulbs. He sighed for a while before sighing deeply: "Oh, Master Tie is not only married to Ashes, but also Venom's sweetheart, but also Bird Sister and Sandstorm. Tsk tsk..., Master Tie. How did you do it? Let so many excellent partners surround you? At that time, I swear in my heart. If Master Tie can teach the essence of it, I would like to lick Master Tie's boots and be the foot pads at the door of Master Tie's house."

Gu Tie was very uncomfortable, so he simply closed his mouth and opened his face. Looking at the spaceship flying around in the sky, Hawkeye knelt down without hesitation. He picked up Gu Tie's feet and lowered his head, as if he was really going to lick his boots. Gu Tie quickly withdrew his feet and jumped away. Hawkeye hugged Gu Tie's feet tightly and said enthusiastically: "Mr. Tie. I am willing to do anything, as long as Master Tie teaches me the skills to be a winner in life."

"There are not many girls in the battle group now. Why are you learning to do the girls?" Gu Tie said angrily.

"I'm not interested in girls, not to make girls." Hawkeye said.

Gu Tie was stunned and asked stiffly: "Then you are..."

"I'm bent (gay)." Hawkeye said frankly.

Gu Tie was stunned for a while and asked hard: "So your goal is..."

Hawkeye stared at Gu Tie without blinking, gently stroked Gu Tie's boots, and emitted a wonderful aura that even the psychic storm could not suppress. Gu Tie kicked Hawkeye without thinking too much, and said in a deep voice: "I respect your hobby, but I am straight and I can't be betrayed. I can't betray my brother, so the player Hawkeye, please be respectful."

Hawkeye sat on the ground with a smug smile, took out a camera to take a picture of the footprints on his chest.

Gu Tie was even more uncomfortable and frowned and asked, "Hawkeye, you won't be like this..."

"Haha, it's not what Master Tie thought. I'm not a masochist." Hawkeye said cheerfully. He didn't have the weird temperament he had just now: "When Master Tie arrived, I bet I could get Master Tie to kick me hard. Now I won, take photos and collect evidence."

"This...bet?" Gu Tie asked in disbelief.

The robin took out a Naiser dagger and threw it to Hawkeye, and smiled and said, "Fourth Master, you are cruel."

"A good thing with rare quality, Bird Sister is generous. I'm not polite." Hawkeye pulled out the dagger and tried the knife edge, inserted it back into the sheath and hung it on her waist, patted her butt and stood up. The players who were sniping giant arrows also took out the guys to throw it to Hawkeye, saber, dagger, pistol, bracelet, bullet..., all kinds of treasures, all of which were valuable items.

Seeing Hawkeye smiling like a trumpet flower, Gu Tie asked helplessly: "Are you just kidding?"

"It's half true and half false." Hawkeye said with a smile: "Don't hide it from Tie Ye. I am indeed a gay man, but a gay man with a very moral workplace. It's my principle to not hook up with colleagues or harass comrades. In addition, I really appreciate the current 'muscle' of the Five-Head Dragon Team, which is the friendship that resonates with muscles, and has no sexual color, just like a brother."

"Grand-faith, skin-faith?!" Gu Tie had some worse associations.

Hawkeye packed up his head and said seriously: "I was rude just now. Now let me report the current situation to the leader of the battle group. First of all, the damage to the battle group. Thanks to the spiritual density of the magic crystal index 12, the demon-eating bacteria provide us with infinitely squandered physical energy. The wounds heal instantly, without minor injuries, no serious injuries, no death, and are very perfect on the surface. But there is no free welfare in the world. The demon-eating bacteria is like a drug that makes the soul addicted. We enjoy the benefits of the demon-eating bacteria, and the demon-eating bacteria are also eroding our souls. The more benefits we enjoy now, the more difficult it is to quit addiction, and even die. Since we have found Tie Master... or Tie Master has found a group of younger brothers who are dragging their legs, I suggest returning to reality as soon as possible."

"Does the demon-eating bacteria have such side effects?" Gu Tie asked.

"Yes." Hawkeye said: "I'm Elda, the side effects of demon-eating bacteria I've experienced."

Gu Tie nodded and asked in a deep voice: "Continue to report."

"The second is armed and ammunition. In the previous battle, the brothers almost ran out of ammunition and food, and the weapons were seriously damaged. The Blue Whale was producing ammunition with all its might, but it would take at least two hours to fill all the brothers' backpacks and ammunition bags." Hawkeye said: "It is recommended that Tie Ye use this time to retrieve the second master and the commando and reorganize the formation of the commando and the guerrillas."

"Where are the red stones and the blue dragon?" Gu Tie asked.

"In the crowd at the foot of the mountain, the red muscle monster was jumping around, and the third master was at the foot of the mountain." Hawkeye said.

Gu Tie looked down at the mountain and saw a ball of red muscles rushing around. The red stone is now bleeding, and the life divine seal on his chest is flashing with supernatural fire. The spears on the battlefield are as dense as forests, swords and axes are as dense as bushes, and arrows are more than leaves blown by the autumn wind, but the red stone roars and rushes around, and it is a line of unstoppable Tianchao high-speed railway. The rain of arrows is pouring on his body. He shakes his shoulders as if nothing has happened. Heavy cavalry charges, and he rushed forward towards the heavy cavalry. The spears are poking in rows. He spreads his two bulging strange hands, grabs the spear head and takes away the spear, and beats the spear pole as a stick...

Redstone rushed around the foot of the mountain alone. The commando established a line of defense at the foot of the mountain. It dealt with a large group of charge Crystal soldiers. They used crystal spears to deal with cavalry, used crystal axes to kill infantry, built the flesh and blood Great Wall with their bodies with iron walls, and blocked the crystal skeletons that rushed like a tide. The guerrillas established a second line of defense behind the commando. They used mortars and heavy machine guns to provide fire support. But the Blue Dragon squatted behind a huge rock and shot wildly with a huge pistol. I don’t know what the special effect of the pistol was. The crystal skeletons that were hit exploded violently. If a group of crystal skeletons were crowded together, the whole group would be blown over.

Gu Tie observed the battlefield for a while and asked with a frown: "Do you understand, are there anything else?"

"There are only so many for the time being, please give orders by Master Tie." Hawkeye said.

Gu Tie looked at the melee at the foot of the mountain, then looked at the spaceship in the air: "Do you think you can retrieve the red stone first?"

"This is my personal advice," Hawkeye said.

"If there was no Redstone creating chaos, the commando would have a lot of defensive pressure." Gu Tie said.

"It's true, but the armored tiger has replenished shells and cannon support to make up for the second master's vacancy." Hawkeye didn't know Gu Tie's 'pressure' and said worriedly: "I heard from the third master that Master Tie was convinced by the second master, so he asked Master to join the battle group. However, Master Second Master now has 'damage stimulation', and the more he gets beaten, the more fierce he is, so Master Tie may be a little trouble."

"Let the armored tigers shell these mortal spaceships together and drive them away first." Gu Tie said.

"Master Tie doesn't care about Master Second Master for the time being?" Hawkeye asked.

"Since you retreat in two hours, call him again in two hours." Gu Tie said.

"Is it time?" Hawkeye asked with a frown.

"Red Stone is not a deaf person, isn't this arriving at any time?" Gu Tie shrugged indifferently, and then shouted: "No moral integrity."

Qing Liuli, who was playing with an anti-aircraft machine gun, turned around and shouted in unison: "What's the matter?"

"You have been shooting for a long time. Why didn't a single ship be shot down?" Gu Tie said disdainfully: "It's useless."

"It's not that Hongbai is useless. The bottom of the spacecraft is very hard and it flies fast." Hongbai said with his little eyes.

"That's right, this broken gun is not good." Qing Liuli said: "You must use Gatlin for the pure man."

"Don't explain, these spacecraft cannot be solved in an hour, and you are not allowed to have supper." Gu Tie said firmly.

As the most dedicated foodie, Hongbai became anxious when he heard that there was no supper and immediately lay on the ground and turned into a dragon form. Qing Liuli was also worried that there would be no "scented condensed milk". She quickly turned into a suspended boat form and flew to Hongbai's back and pressed it against her. So the two unconventional combination turned into a giant dragon carrying multiple turrets, roaring and raising a strong wind, rising from the ground and colliding with the spaceships.

Hawkeye was stunned and said dryly: "I was wrong. I always thought they were Tie Ye's pets."

"Talk about pets?" Gu Tie turned around and stared at Hawkeye, frowned and asked, "Did you see those dragon knights?"

"Dragon Knight?" Hawkeye gradually became weird, frowned and grinned, with an expression of taking the wrong medicine.

Gu Tie continued: "The flying dragons have wide and flat bodies, some of which are like lizards, with wide necks, wide and flat heads, with slender tails, and wing membranes extending to the middle of the dragon's tail. The knights on the dragon's back are women, wearing sharp-horned helmets, wearing ancient plate armor, and carrying cross swords. I send them to find you, six horsemen are looking for you, and six horsemen are looking for the destruction team."

Hawk-eyed, scratching his head, was stunned for a while, and said embarrassedly: "It turns out that those dragon knights are their own people. Well, I confess, I was wrong. I did find that there were dragon knights following us, but I didn't expect that they were their own people, so... I arranged some disguises to mislead them into a dangerous dragon nest. We secretly circled around and came to help the second and third masters."

"You..." Gu Tie was stunned for a while before he said helplessly: "You are cruel."

"Master Tie, why don't you go there when you have time..." Hawkeye said carefully.

"If it's just a dragon beast, it doesn't matter." Gu Tie said.

"Those two-legged flying dragons are very dangerous," Hawkeye said.

"The more dangerous the dragon beast, the stronger the dragon vein is. The stronger the dragon vein is, the easier it is to feel the summoning of the Dragon God." Gu Tie saw the red dragon hovering in the air and said in a deep voice: "The will of the Dragon God cannot refuse. If I guessed correctly, they are leading a group of dangerous two-legged flying dragons and rushing here in a roaring hurricane, which should be soon."

Hawkeye heard it for no reason, but was sure that he had not harmed his friendly troops, so he said with peace of mind: "It's good."

"Hawkeye. The air pressure is much smaller now," Gu Tie said.

Hongbai was roaring and rushing around. He opened his mouth and sprayed flames wildly. The blue-glazed Gatling machine cannon was firing, causing the spaceship to explode. One spaceship was seriously injured, and the two spaceships were slightly injured. The bombing of the spaceship group was hindered, and the pressure on the ground suddenly decreased. Hawkeye realized the change and hurriedly said: "Yes, I can draw out two snipers and ask Tie Ye to arrange it."

"The officers who sniped the enemy's army are those extra bright crystal skeletons." Gu Tie said.

Hawkeye no longer talks, and takes a sniper to a cliff to find the extra bright crystal skulls.

As time goes by, the supply vehicle Blue Whale produced more and more ammunition. Six armored tigers raised their gun barrels high and bombarded the air. Tanks were indeed unrealistic to hit the planes, but these spacecraft were as high as helicopters and were still easily shot down. With the assistance of Hong and White, the spacecraft were shot down one after another. The commando and guerrillas were supplied with ammunition. They also fired with all their strength, killing the crystal skeletons to retreat step by step. The battle situation gradually reversed, and the battle group was no longer suppressed and beaten.

But the tug-of-war is still fierce, and the crystal skeletons still charge without fear of death until the group of flying dragons appeared in the sky. Six dragon knights lined up to lead the flight. Behind them were a group of hideous monsters. They were similar to birds of prey, with wide and neat feathers on their wings, but a long tail with sharp thorns and sharp fangs in their curved beaks.

Hawk Eye was very alert. As soon as the flying dragon group appeared, he gave a thumbs up and said, "Mr. Tie is really powerful."

When Gu Tie saw these flying dragons, he realized that there was still a dragon missing, so he asked, "Haoye, where is Shuohua?"

"What Shuohua?" Hawkeye asked in confusion.

"You haven't seen a silver-gray dragon?" Gu Tie asked.

"I really don't know that after the Death Squad joined the battlefield, I really didn't see any flying dragons." Hawkeye said.

"Oh, that's fun." Gu Tie muttered.

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Half an hour later, the demon armored convoy was driving lightning in the valley. Three cowardly tanks were the first to open the way, the huge demon supply car was in the middle, and the three blood demon tanks were behind the hall. On the back of the supply car, Redstone was lying down and gasping. Blue Dragon and Hawkeye each held a huge pliers and pulled out the spearhead, arrows, broken swords that were sneaking into the Redstone muscles... Gu Tie stood beside counting, and he was still counting hard at first. When the fragments exceeded one hundred and the number continued to increase, he couldn't laugh.

The robin picked up a piece and looked at it, sighing faintly: "It's so pitiful."

Hongshi shouted indifferently: "Don't worry, Sister Bird, it's a man's job to be injured."

"I don't pity you, I don't pity these weapons." The Robin picked up a spear and slashed the armor on the back of the car, leaving a deep crack. The Demon Supply Vehicle shivered in pain, and the beeping horns roared. The Robin sighed faintly: "Ordinary weapons and elite weapons cannot damage your muscles at all. The weapons that can penetrate the muscles are all rare. In other words, these fragments were all rare weapons. What a pity that they should have served longer, but they were ruined."

Lan Long smiled and said, "It's a pity that I always wanted a rare axe, but I couldn't find it."

"In other words, this was once a rare-level arrow?" Hawkeye pulled out a cold-glittering arrow with a clip.

"The arrow is still good, just use it with the arrow shaft, and it is considered half a rare level," said Lan Long.

Hongshi was unhappy and shouted: "Hey, you should comfort the wounded."

"Wreakman? Are you a wounded?" Lan Long asked with a frown.

"Fuck you, my trophy is not like a wounded person?" Hongshi cursed.

"Oh, the wounded?" Lan Long inserted a spearhead that had been pulled out halfway back, and Hongshi cursed in pain.

Hawkeye shivered in fear and said quickly: "Hey, Master Third, don't mess around, be careful that Master Second is angry."

"You're so angry, Master Tie is here, this guy can only be a grandson with his butt." Lan Long cursed indifferently.

"Fuck, if Master Tie wasn't here, I'll crush you and your grass mud horse." Hongshi roared.

"Did you hear me? Master Tie is here." Lan Long said with a smile.

"That's true. Master Tie is here, and Master Second is very calm." Hawkeye muttered in confusion: "I remember that in Lusen, once Master Second Master has gone muscles, he can't hold on at all without ten brothers. But just now, Master Tie said 'Red Stone, brothers, call you home for dinner', and Master Second Master obediently calmed down. Has Master Second Master been hypnotized by Master Tie, and Master Tie said some kind of secret command?"

"Is it a hypnosis game?" The blue dragon monster smiled and said, "Hehehe..., it's really classic."

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ps: On May Day holiday, I wish you all a happy and moderate tutoring.
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