Chapter 136 Calling Dad
"What's the name?" Hong Chi'er was very dissatisfied with her panicked subordinates, thinking that such a performance would make Tang Xuanzang laugh at her, but she didn't realize that she was sucking the lollipop that Xuan Tangzang gave her was extremely happy.
Before this, I'm afraid that only honey has a sweet taste, which is really good.
Tang Xuanzang's eyes floated to Red Boy again, his face a little awkward, hey! Girl, it's good to eat candy, it's good to have a sound of eating candy, it's easy to misunderstand, okay?
Also, how could you lick your movements! And there is such a look of enjoyment.
Tang Xuanzang felt that he had done something stupid, that was to give the candy to the girl. At her age, she loved sweets the most, but her eating habits were too ugly.
It’s so ugly that I can’t stand it anymore. How overwhelming are you?
Red Boy's scolding made the little demon calm down. It seemed that the name of the Holy Infant King was not in vain.
"If you have anything, just report it. The Holy Infant King is here. Even if the sky falls, I will give you my support!" He was really big, and Red Boy said majestic.
Seeing the king's behavior, the little demon was not as panicked as before, and immediately said, "Some powerful women came outside, saying that they wanted to see the king and asked the king to hand over the monks of the Tang Dynasty, otherwise..."
Speaking of this, the little demon dared not speak and stared at Red Boy with some fear.
Red Boy's face changed slightly, and she snorted: "Why don't you say it? What did they say?"
"I dare not say it, I am afraid that the king will kill me." The little demon was not stupid and said the key.
Red Boy glanced at Tang Xuanzang and said lightly: "You said it just, it's just spreading other people's words. How could I spill my anger on you? After all, the original words were said by those women, and it was not made up by you."
"They said that if you don't hand over Tang Funeral, they will tear down our Huoyun Cave, then arrest the king, take off his red bellyband and beat Pipi." The little demon said terrified, and heard Tang Funeral laughing.
"Bold! Being arrogant! Looking for death!" The angry Red Boy slapped the stone pier beside him: "Say! Where did the woman come from? I dare to come to my Huoyun Cave to play wildly. No, do you say they are here to find the funeral of Tang, is it Sun Wukong and the others who are here?"
The next sentence was to talk to himself, but the little demon replied: "Master, the woman in the row calls herself the Monkey King, and said she is Sun Wukong, I'm afraid it's the person the king said."
Hahaha! Red Boy put her waist on her waist and laughed loudly, waved her hand: "It's just right! I'm missing the talent for barbecue. I'll take her now! Let's see if she's arrogant."
Tang Xuanzang reached out and advised, "Red Boy, you'd better not go. You can't beat them. If they are combined together, you will definitely not be their opponent."
To be honest, Tang Xuanzang is kind-hearted. Wukong doesn’t care whether you are a minor. As long as you catch it, you will be beaten up. No matter how much he is.
However, kindness is often used as a donkey, especially the Red Boy, who has a strong self-esteem, is immediately unhappy, turns his head and says dissatisfied: "As the master of Huoyun Cave, I have been practicing in Fire Mountain for three hundred years since I was a child, and I have achieved Samadhi True Fire. I have great supernatural powers and omnipotence! Will I not be a monkey's opponent? Here you can roast chicken wings for this king, and I will catch them all in a while and reunite you! Then roast chicken wings for me together!"
After he said this, the little demons came up with fire-tip guns. Seeing that it was useless to say it, and he didn't want the naughty child to be beaten into a stinky bear, he said kindly: "I know that your biggest reliance is Samadhi True Fire, but my disciple is not afraid of your Samadhi True Fire."
"You are lying! Only by refining higher elixirs in the alchemy furnace of Taishang Laojun can I use the essence of my Samadhi True Fire condensed fire." How could Red Boy believe it: "Sun Wukong almost died in the alchemy furnace back then, why wasn't she afraid?"
The unhappy Red Boy was no longer talking to Tang Xuanzang. Surrounded by a bunch of little demons, he left the cave with murderous intent.
Tang Xuanzang shook his head and sighed deeply, "The disobedient children have told you, but you just don't believe it, why? Why don't children now listen to the elderly?"
You shouldn't take a detour that you shouldn't take, but you just don't believe it. You have to leave by yourself, and it hurts when you fall and wake up.
Why bother? Why bother? They are all monsters, why bother to make things difficult for your own people?
Tang Xuanzang was thinking about himself, but his hands did not stop. He continued to grill chicken wings happily and witnessed his works. He was loved by others. It was also a very enjoyable and very happy thing.
Especially this bitch Tang Xuanzang, this is even more so. Although she is very angry on the surface, she is still very proud of Red Boy's love for eating his own roasted chicken wings.
In order to satisfy Red Boy's big stomach, Tang Xuanzang specially put chicken wings on a big face. Moreover, Tang Xuanzang was no longer satisfied with using small chicken wings, but used turkeys.
When Tang Xuanzang filled the third basin of roast chicken wings, the smoke-filled Red Boy rushed into the house with a sad look. Behind him was a group of defeated soldiers. His originally pink face was now dark and looked extremely embarrassed.
Tang Xuanzang was not surprised, but was surprised that he was so sad, and couldn't help asking: "Didn't you go out and set fire to others? Why do you think you were burned?"
"I... I was almost burned to death by my own Samadhi True Fire!" At this point, Red Boy howled angrily because he was angry and his self-esteem was completely destroyed.
What's the situation? Although I knew that Red Boy would lose a lot, it was beyond Tang Xuanzang's expectations.
"What are you doing? Have you roasted yourself? If you like to eat roasted chicken wings, I will roast it for you. Don't just use your own surgery just because you want to eat barbecue? Why, do you want to eat your own meat?" Tang Xuanzang turned on the mockery mode and made a clear attitude of watching jokes.
Red Boy said aloud: "Your eldest disciple is so unreasonable, he actually uses magic weapons! Otherwise I would have burned her to death. What kind of clothes is her, it is actually golden and can rebound my flames. Damn it, this is too unfair."
Well, Tang Xuanzang immediately understood that it was Wukong who had not used the sixth-level epic that he had not used for a long time. He treated it as a protection, but he did not want to happen to resist the Samadhi True Fire.
I thought that using the sixth-level epic was to make Wukong look more beautiful, but I didn't expect to make Wukong beat him up and successfully resist the powerful Samadhi True Fire.
Tang Xuanzang breathed a sigh of relief in his heart. Fortunately, Wukong did not faint from being burned. His current idea was to conquer Red Boy and also to make Wukong and the others fine.
"You are not listening to your uncle. You are suffering from the loss. You have greeted you and told you not to go, but you insist on going. I advise you to let me go out later, and I will hang out with me in the future to keep you delicious and spicy." Tang Xuanzang began to whisper, but he forgot something. The more this happens to the child's rebellious mentality, the more Hong Chi'er will not give up, and he will prove his strength in front of Tang Xuanzang who mocked him.
Thinking of this, Red Boy looked at Tang Xuanzang with malice and said fiercely: "If you dare to say sarcastic words again, I will immediately bake you and eat it."
Tang Xuanzang shrugged indifferently, pointed at the chicken wings of the three basins and said, "Okay, eat the chicken wings first and then say what I want to eat!"
Will Tang Xuanzang take the threat of a girl's baby seriously? What a joke, just a little kid, he was so angry that he started to speak nonsense. Where would Tang Xuanzang pay attention to such a baby?
However, when Tang Xuanzang talked about what he had eaten, he successfully diverted the attention of Red Boy. When he swept across the three basins of roasted chicken wings, he opened his glasses in surprise, especially when he saw some surprisingly large chicken wings inside, he approached the big basin, pointed at the wings made of turkey with his fingers, and shouted: "Wow! What wings are these? They are so big, this must be very satisfying to eat."
Tang Xuanzang rolled his eyes wildly. He was such a rustic guy. Why did I say hello to you? Go eat yours as soon as possible.
"Do you eat?" Tang Xuanzang reached out to take the basin away, and then Red Boy protected it. The next moment, he picked up the basin and ate it a lot. After a while, he finished the basin of three basins of roast chicken wings.
After the meal, Red Boy burped, stroked her belly with satisfaction, and smiled happily: "Wow, I'm finally full! I'm so happy. It would be great if I could eat so happily every day."
Tang Xuanzang looked at Xiao Shaking his head and looked black, especially when he was sweating when eating, she wiped her hands randomly, completely making her face a slap.
The big-faced red boy, Tang Xuanzang reminded: "If you have enough, go to have a sleep. I will go out and talk to my apprentices and I won't fight with you anymore. What do you think?"
"I want to escape? Don't think about it! I roast chicken wings for me every day in the future and I can't go anywhere. I'll come to eat you after I have enough food." Red Boy started to be logical again, no matter how things develop.
Tang Xuanzang cut and said, "Little brat, don't test my tolerance limit. You are no match for my disciple, so why bother yourself? You will be fuming and fire. I'm afraid that you will be broken into pieces after a while."
"Scared me?" Hong Chi'er, with a ferocious black face, roared at Tang Xuanzang, "Tang Funeral, I hate others looking down on me the most in my life. If you say I am not their opponent, I don't believe it! You wait for me. Since she can rebound my flame, I will ignite the mountain. I don't believe that I can't burn her to death! Hey, why did I think of this good idea? I am such a genius! Sun Wukong, you can wait!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the impatient Red Boy had already rushed out of the cave and pulled a group of little fairies to call the wind and rain.
Tang Xuanzang was still very calm. Just as he was thinking about whether to continue roasting chicken wings, a long-lost ding dong sound suddenly sounded in his mind.
Tang Xuanzang almost shed tears, and finally came. The main task came. If I didn’t come again, I thought the system was broken. There was no instruction manual for this system, and I couldn’t practice it well.
"You have a special main task, please check it." The system assistant's voice was soft and soft, and Tang Xuanzang quietly waited for her narration: "Where is the main task for dad?"
"What? Is there any mistake?" Tang Xuanzang opened his eyes wide. Didn't he take away monsters? Why did he look for a father?
The system assistant seemed to hear Tang Xuanzang's complaints and said slowly: "Improve the favorability of Red Boy towards you, let her recognize you as a father, and willingly call you as a father, and then the task will be completed! The task will be rewarded with a big lottery opportunity. If the task fails, all your tribute points will be deducted!"
I'll numb you!
Is this the rhythm of making me a ghost father? Call me dad? I have to pass on the sutras for a few more years. Can't I be a father so early?
System, you are making me go all the way to the dark and completely no return.
Have you handed over the task of the ghost father to me? Can you not do it?
It seems that the task is failed. If it fails, the more than 800,000 points that I can’t easily accumulate will be gone!
It's really hateful. I just want to think about how to cheat me if I have some savings. Hum, let's see! I won't let you succeed!
Tang Xuanzang stood up, thought for a while and said, "It's a little bit, isn't it just calling me dad? Such a difficult thing won't hurt me! Red Boy, wait and call me dad!"
(End of this chapter)
Chapter completed!