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Chapter 135 Give Me Chicken

"What's the hurry?" Tang Xuanzang shouted: "It's been so hot that I've been roasting for so long. Just wait for a while. Stand quietly next to me. Don't interfere with my barbecue, otherwise it will affect the taste. Don't blame me then."

"Not you blame you! I don't want to be fully cooked, I can do whatever I have! Monk, give it to me! I'm starving to death." Hongbo, who had been completely destroyed by the fragrance, could no longer bear it. He came to Tang Xuanzang, stared at the roasted chicken wings in Tang Xuanzang's hand with his eyes, and then pounced on it regardless of everything, and then chewed it with a bamboo stick, and then chewed it whole, especially the fresh bamboo sticks that were still swaying outside, and then they were eaten by Hongbo's mouth little by little.

Then, Red Boy suddenly stopped swallowing, and a light flashed suddenly in her eyes, as if she was moved by something, but she shouted: "Good... delicious! It's really delicious! Why, why do I have to eat such delicious food? What if I can't eat it again in the future?"

Then, Hongbo's eyes turned red in an instant. She glared at Tang Xuanzang and asked loudly: "Say! Is this your poisonous plan? It's just to let me eat this kind of food and let me be relieved. No! I want to leave you here and barbecue for me every day."

"Eating too much barbecue can cause cancer." Tang Xuanzang didn't care about the crazy child, and continued to grill his wings, but he kindly made his own suggestions for his health concerns.

"Love? I am still a child, where is there a love!" Red Boy waved his little hand, then snatched the roasted half-baked chicken wings: "It's delicious! It's so delicious! No, you quickly turn it into a hundred barbecue racks, I want to eat so many wings on a hill!"

I'll take a break, but I slap you on the wall and can't even slap you. Do you believe it?

I said it causes cancer, you and I love you! Do you know what love is? If a child doesn’t know anything, he will talk nonsense: “It causes cancer! It means it is bad for the body!”

"Don't talk to me about my love?" Hongboer said angrily: "Hongyan is so poor. My mother and my cow-headed father have a bad relationship! I'm so lonely that I'm just staying in this valley."

"Is the relationship bad?" Tang Xuanzang pinched his chin and said casually: "Well, the relationship has broken down."

"They have long since lived together. I want to go back, and my mother doesn't let me go back to see her!" It seemed that it had brought up the memories hidden in Red Boy's heart. As he spoke, the little girl actually started to cry.

Tang Xuanzang nodded suddenly and said, "I'm separated, and I'm probably going to get a divorce."

"There is a slutty fox seducing my father. One day, I will knock that damn woman to death!" Red Boy changed his tone, his expression was fixed, and his eyes were full of murderous intent.

Tang Xuanzang was even more clear, as if explaining: "The relationship is bad, and then it starts to break up. After they are separated, are they divorced? Now the mistress has come out, and she is still the most powerful fox charming boy! I guess your mother is not the match for that woman."

Red Boy was confused when she heard the only last sentence, which made her feel even more bored, but she had nowhere to vent, so she had to say, "Mother won't let me cause trouble for that woman, otherwise I would have to tear the woman apart and baked it with a bamboo stick!"

Are you a stick? Little girl, I like you! The title of the future great devil must belong to you! You think of such a curious way of eating. It seems that the barbecue thing today is probably the most wrong thing I have ever done.

Although Tang Xuanzang said, his speed was not slow at all. The plates of roasted chicken wings were roasted, and then they were stacked on plates. Then Tang Xuanzang took four barbecue racks and started work frantically.

Despite this, the speed of Tang Xuanzang's barbecue is still not as fast as the speed of the little girl behind him.

This is completely another fighter among foodies.

It is said that turning grief and anger into food. Not only Zhu Ziqing did it, but now it seems that the Red Boy has also done it.

Plate after plate of roasted wings were sent away, and then under the call of Red Boy, more little monsters began to assist Tang Xuanzang in the task of transmission. In this way, Red Boy sat at the bottom, opened her mouth, and let the little monsters pour the roasted chicken wings into her mouth. Then she saw her chewing happily, but within a short while, she heard the sound of gullying down.

But even this speed still couldn't satisfy Hongbo's. Hongbo's stood up suddenly and rushed towards Tang Xuanzang not far away, running and shouting: "I want to eat roasted chicken wings! I want to eat!"

Then, while Tang Xuanzang was unprepared, the girl bit the roast chicken wings that Tang Xuanzang had held in her hand, and then she didn't let go. Tang Xuanzang lifted her up in anger, just like fishing, and lifted the Red Boy into the air.

Unconsciously, Hongbo's eyes only had delicious roasted wings, and he ate along the bamboo sticks all the way, and finally bit on Tang Xuanzang's palm.

He didn't bite this bite, but Tang Xuanzang was completely angry and shouted: "I am not a chicken wing, why are you doing if you bite me?"

"Anyway, I want to eat yours! If you don't give me roasted chicken wings, I'll eat you!" Red Boy, who bit Tang Xuanzang's palm, said vaguely.

"Unreasonable! Let go... No, let go..." Tang Xuanzang warned, but Red Boy did not say anything at all, and continued to hang in the air. As Tang Xuanzang shook, she swayed like noodles.

"Don't let it go!" Hongboy said with his teeth bared, "If you have the ability, you can bite me!"

Tang Xuanzang was furious: "Little brat! If it weren't for the sake of being a minor, I'd wiped you out in minutes! You're biting me now! Don't make the wrong order, okay?"

"Is there any difference? I bit you, you can definitely bite it back." Red Boy replied according to her weird logic.

Tang Xuanzang laughed wildly, waved his hands crazy, and drifted Red Boy everywhere, but Red Boy still bit Tang Xuanzang's hand tightly.

"What are you talking about? Do dogs bite dogs? Do you let go? Let go! Let go! Okay, let go! Let me give you a break." Tang Xuanzang was wearing a foodie like noodles in his left hand, and then swung, regardless of Tang Xuanzang's rotation, stretching 720 degrees, and shaking the waves, this naughty child who insisted on his palms and did not relax, was really a fucking Tang Xuanzang.

"I want to eat you! Don't let go! Unless...you give me...baked chicken wings..." Red Boy gritted his teeth, smiling super thief, and his words were even more vague.

nmmp!

"Let go! Bastard!" Tang Xuanzang completely ran away, instantly transformed into a werewolf, poked Red Boy's forehead with his other hand, and leaned back her head: "I'll warn you for the last time! If you don't let go, I'll make you desperate!"

"I don't let go if I despair!" Red Boy raised his little eyebrows, "What can you do to me?"

Tang Xuanzang shouted wildly: "This is what you forced me! Don't complain to your father if you cry!"

Then, a cruel scene appeared. Tang Xuanzang swung the little red boy and slapped it hard on the ground, then left... and right.

Left and left and right, and then cycled, you heard a loud noise of slap echoing in the cave. I don’t know how long it took, Tang Xuanzang gasped and said, “Are you desperate? Let go!”

"Don't let go!" Red Boy continued to respond stubbornly.

"Let's go! Bastard!" Tang Xuanzang said furiously. If I were deeply influenced by the protection law of underage, you would have been finished long ago!

"Don't let go!"

"Let's go!"

"Don't let go!"

...

The earth shook and the mountain roared. Finally, when Tang Xuanzang heard a roar, the red boy, who had been biting Tang Xuanzang's palm, slipped his mouth and was smashed out, and he smashed into the stone wall of the cave miserably.

The little doll was embedded in the wall like this. Tang Xuanzang's initial warning did not expect it to become a reality in this way.

Tang Xuanzang shook his hand and looked at the teeth marks on his palm. This red boy was not a bear, but a bear that got home. He hit so hard that he didn't let go. It was obvious that she hadn't bitten tightly and loosened her. This was not her original intention at all. Otherwise, she wouldn't know when she would bite her.

Red Boy shook her head and was smashed around by Tang Xuanzang. Her head was really dizzy, but now she was stuck in the stone wall and wanted to break free, but she couldn't move.

"You bastards, why don't you pull me out!" Red Boy roared at the little demon who was completely stupid below.

The little demons woke up and rushed over one by one, quickly saving their Holy Infant King.

However, Tang Xuanzang had such strength, and more than a dozen little demons followed each other, holding hands and pulling legs, but they failed to pull out their Holy Infant King.

"Stop it! I've been broken by you!" Red Boy said sternly: "It's all a bunch of waste! Get out of here!"

When a group of little demons saw the king getting angry, they were all scared to scatter. They instantly jumped out of the cave and disappeared without a trace.

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Then, Hongboy started to cry loudly, crying so sadly that she could hear Tang Xuanzang's ears.

Although she is known as the king, she is still a child, and the most important thing is a girl.

It is said that children with mothers look like treasures, while children without mothers look like grass. The Red Boy looks more like children who need their mothers love.

No matter how willful or domineering he is, he is still a child.

Tang Xuanzang walked over and looked at the red boy who was crying sadly: "Okay, don't cry anymore, will you roast chicken wings later?"

"You didn't lie to me?" Red Boy sobbed, his shoulders slumped: "I know you want to laugh at me. I am the Holy Infant King, and I can't cry! I will be ridiculed by them when I cry."

"Then what you mean is that you don't want to eat?" Tang Xuanzang took out a candy from his arms, pulled away the plastic skin, and said, "It is said that eating sweet things can make you feel better when you cry sadly."

Tang Xuanzang, who couldn't help but break up, stuffed the candy directly to the naughty child.

The naughty child looked at it and ate one in Tang Xuanzang's encouraging eyes. Then, countless little stars began to appear in the little girl's eyes, and she suddenly became happy: "Wow! So sweet! So sweet!"

"Are you feeling better?" Tang Xuanzang asked, "Don't cry anymore. If you cry, you won't look good."

Tang Xuanzang felt warm and soft, and he really didn't cover it. He stretched out his hand, wiped away the tears from the corner of the girl's eyes, and then picked up the stone walls on both sides.

These hard rocks seemed to be as unworthy as tofu in Tang Xuanzang's hands. They quickly opened the stone beside Hongbo's side. Tang Xuanzang reached out and carried Hongbo out of it, and said with a smile: "Don't worry! Without mother, I am still uncle."

"Uncle?" Hongboy stared at Tang Xuanzang in horror, and suddenly felt that the monk was smiling so cunningly.

"Let me down!" Hongboer was inexplicably moved, but the current situation made her feel that it was a damaging to the king's majesty.

Tang Xuanzang said oh, loosened his hand, and Red Boy caught him off guard, and he smashed his whole body to the ground and squatted.

"Wuwuwuwu hurts so much...Stinky monk! You did it on purpose!" Red Boy was really angry. It was really hateful to treat her like this.

Tang Xuanzang spread his hands and said innocently: "You are wronging me, but what you said, if you ask me to let you go, I will let go. You should thank me. If you ask me to let you go, I will let you go. Unlike you, you will let you go, and you will let you go!"

"You hate it! I want to eat you!" The Holy Infant King stood up angrily, stared at Tang Xuanzang, and was about to get angry.

Suddenly, a little demon ran in and shouted in panic: "Master, it's not good! It's not good!"
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