0004 Immortals teach?
"It's very exaggerating to lose four pounds in three days, let alone lose four pounds in three hours!"
"But the only thing I did with Yangyang all day was to dance with Yangyang for three hours of weight loss fucking!"
"And after I finished Yangyang's slimming fucking, I didn't show any signs of fatigue when I went down the mountain. Instead, I was energetic and went down the mountain in an hour and a half!"
"I remember when Yangyang taught me that he asked me to pay attention to the rhythm of my breathing and breathing. Could it be..."
Mu Eryasi thought about it all the time, but suddenly his mind was open. He thought of a very possible but rather absurd truth, and opened his eyes wide and was surprised and surprised at Mu Zhengyang.
"What are you thinking? Come on, you will demonstrate before, I will learn from you!"
Liu Lihua cooked the rice and didn't even cook the dishes. She was enthusiastic and pulled Mu Erya to teach her weight loss fucking.
"Okay! I'll teach you the basic movements first, and then teach you the tips for breathing later!"
Mu Erya resisted the urge to go up the mountain to find Mu Zhengyang in the dark, thinking that if his mother could lose weight in the same way, it would be entirely proved that Mu Zhengyang's slimming fuck was indeed effective, and she used the energy she taught her mother to teach square dance to teach her slimming fuck.
Wangri Cliff on Tiannan Mountain, side of Nanshan Academy.
Mu Zhengyang held a withered yellow willow branch in his hand and inserted the willow branch into the green jade bottle. He dripped water droplets on the seedlings of watermelon, cucumber, bitter gourd and other vegetables in the vegetable field.
In fact, there was no water inside the body of the Yujing bottle. Mu Zhengyang poured water into it himself, and a large bucket of water was poured into the bottle the size of a palm was poured into it before it overflowed.
"This is really magical. A small bottle can hold a large bucket of water. It seems that it can peel off a certain substance from the air and dissolve it into the water, allowing the water in the Yujing bottle to promote plants and animals, completely beyond the scope that existing technology can understand!"
Mu Zhengyang used a Yujing bottle to water the vegetables, and there was still half a bucket of water left in the bottle. Even though he had been getting the Yujing bottle for more than ten days, he was still amazed at the magic of the Yujing bottle.
The sun sets.
The golden afterglow shines through the white clouds among the mountains, and the green mountains are shining with a soft luster.
"I guess my sister has gone home. If you weigh her, I'll be shocked..."
Mu Zhengyang admired the sunset and imagined the scene of weighing Mu Erya on his mind. However, the effect was particularly exaggerated for the first time, and the subsequent progress still requires water grinding.
The smoke from Zhangshu Village at the foot of the mountain was rising, and Mu Zhengyang came back from the vegetable field and was ready to go out with a bamboo basket.
The vegetables in the field have not yet grown. In addition to buying some easy-to-storage dishes by himself, Mu Zhengyang also needs to go to the mountains and forests to pick wild vegetables and mushrooms by himself, and set up some simple traps. He can catch a hare when he is lucky.
Mu Zhengyang went down the Sun Cliff and walked through the lush forests.
Mushrooms like to grow in dark and humid places, and there are often many mushrooms on the shade of Tiannan Mountain.
Now the material conditions are abundant, and few people have gone up the mountain to pick mushrooms. Mu Zhengyang has no competitors and has easily picked half a basket.
"Has it been eaten?"
While checking several traps set, Mu Zhengyang found that one of the traps had the fur of a gray rabbit remaining, and there were some huge footprints nearby!
The footprints are like the palm of a human, and a bit like the soles of a human!
"Is it a monkey? I have never heard of monkey eating rabbits? Besides, the footprints are too big, it's almost the same as being an orangutan! But I have never said there are orangutans in Tiannan Mountain?"
After checking the footprints carefully, Mu Zhengyang had even more questions. It was understandable if it was replaced by other carnivorous animals, but the foot was highly likely left by primates, which seemed particularly incredible.
It was getting late.
Mu Zhengyang has to return to Nanshan Academy before the sun sets, otherwise the mountains are high and dense, and the forests are prone to accidental dangers.
After dinner, the bright moon hangs high.
"It is called spring and summer, autumn and winter, these four seasons are endless, and these are called north and south, west and east, and these four directions are in the middle. It is called water and fire, wood, metal and earth, and these five elements. It is based on numbers, and it is called benevolence, righteousness, rituals, wisdom and trustworthiness. These five constants are not subject to disorder... "
Mu Zhengyang was lying in the yard reading the "Three Character Classic" and continued to deduce the second half of the "Three Character Classic of Health and Body".
Zhangshu Village at the foot of the mountain.
Liu Lihua was still learning the weight loss exercises of Mu Erya from Mu Zhengyang, and she was very stunning to forget to eat and sleep until ten o'clock in the evening.
"Yaya, you started sweating a little when you lose weight. I followed you for four hours and didn't feel tired yet. Did you really lose this way? Didn't you lie to me?"
Liu Lihua called Mu Erya's nickname and asked the same questions as Mu Erya.
"Here, the electronic scale is there, you can tell if you go up and try it yourself!"
Although Mu Erya felt that his weight loss was related to Mu Zhengyang's weight loss exercises, after all, it had not been confirmed and was not sure in her heart. Nunu pointed at the electronic scale and said to Liu Lihua.
"Oh! One hundred and forty-seven kilograms! I lost three kilograms before! My God, I lost three kilograms this night. If I continue like this for ten days and half a month, I will lose up to one hundred and two kilograms? Yaya, did you teach me how to lose weight?"
Liu Lihua said that after seeing her weight clearly, she could not believe her eyes. Just like Mu Erya's reaction, she got off the scale and then went up, tested it several times, and asked in surprise.
"Haha, from the Gods and Fairies? Where are there gods in this world? If there are living gods, you are the gods and the gods!"
Mu Erya was finally 100% sure that the weight loss fuck that Mu Zhengyang taught her was not ordinary, and she said to Liu Lihua with a big mood.
"How can I be blessed to be a god's mother? Stop talking nonsense, if you annoy the gods, you will be unlucky! Tell me which god taught you by placing a dream? I heard that Erlang Zhenjun Temple in the next village is quite powerful. Could it be that Erlang Shen taught you in his dream? If so, I will light incense and candles tomorrow to take you to fulfill your wish!"
Liu Lihua said to Mu Erya seriously that she used to not eat every night and persisted for a month and only lost three pounds, but now she lost three pounds by jumping casually. Only the gods have the means.
"Do you really think there are gods? This weight loss fuck was taught by Yangyang. If you want to fulfill your wish, go to Wangri Cliff to find your son!"
If Mu Erya had not concluded that it was related to Mu Zhengyang, she would have thought she had obtained some mysterious black technology, but she said to Liu Lihua very contemptuously.
"Ah? You said that Yangyang taught you this slimming fuck? How could it be? Where did he learn such a magic slimming fuck? Could it be that the slimming fuck from the village next door taught him a dream?"
Liu Lihua was dull for a moment, and after reacting, she looked extremely surprised and asked with a suspicious look.
"Chang'e 4 has landed on the back of the moon, and I haven't seen the ruins of Guanghan Palace. I'll have a dream with Erlang Zhenjun! You just think about it. In short, my brother doesn't go to the General Office of the Provincial Government to report it. There are his own reasons. All roads lead to Rome. With this set of weight loss fuck, Yangyang will open a weight loss class. It's easy to become a millionaire. Don't worry about him!"
Mu Erya was amazed by Mu Zhengyang's magical methods, and had an idea to take the opportunity to change the idea of Liu Lihua asking Mu Zhengyang to go to the General Office of the Provincial Government to report.
"I have been worried about 99 years of raising a son. Who will worry about him if I don't worry about him? But you young people are just quick to turn your mind. Yangyang has gained the favor of God and has learned this kind of weight loss fucking like a god-like method. It's okay not to report to the General Office of the Provincial Government. Then I will go up the mountain tomorrow to talk to Yangyang about the opening of a weight loss class! Tonight, you can help me summarize, how much tuition fees should our family charge!"
No one knows his son than his mother. In the past so many days, Liu Lihua did not expect Mu Zhengyang to change his mind. After hearing Mu Erya's words, he planned another life route for Mu Zhengyang.
"Brother..., I was wrong! I forgot that my mother is famous for her love for money..."
Chapter completed!