Chapter 87 Weird Old Woman
Looking at the old woman who was slowly staggering towards here with a dragon-headed crutch, Xiao Fan frowned.
The hunchbacked old woman was wearing a brocade robe and a black windbreaker, with long black and white hair hanging high, and her head swayed left and right, looking at the surrounding trees, as if curious about the fact that there were such a big tree in this world.
"Dadada..."
The crutches hit the ground, making a crisp sound, and the old woman who was moving slowly arrived in the blink of an eye.
Xiao Fan looked at the old lady with a solemn expression, and was slightly surprised. The old woman was so old that she was actually level 5 higher than him. She reached level 107. If it weren't for her mental power that Xiao Fangao wouldn't have been less than Xiao Fango's current level and name.
The most terrifying thing is that the old woman has more than 800 attack power and 712 defense power. Only her spirit and agility are lower than Xiao Fan.
For the first time, Xiao Fan felt the pressure and threat.
"You are the ugly grandma, the wife of the ugly grandpa, right?" Lan Xue looked at the old woman curiously, ran forward to support her and asked.
Xiao Fan looked at Lan Xue with annoyedly and said sarcastically: "She is Liu Laolao. Have you seen Dream of Red Mansions? It's just an old country woman there."
"Ah... Liu Laolao, are you a big star?" The simple Lan Xue exclaimed happily without thinking.
Lan Youjun naturally knew what Dream of Red Mansions was. His old face turned awkward and pulled Lan Xue, but it didn't work at all. Lan Xue was still immersed in excitement and cheering.
"Gee!" The old woman's pale skin shook and she giggled: "The little girl is so good at speaking. Grandma likes you very much... This is a meeting gift, please change it!"
After the old woman finished speaking, she took out a beautiful and chic shirt and pair of women's jeans and handed it to Lan Xue to change it.
"Is it really possible?" Lan Xue asked nervously. She was in need of a good set of clothes now, and her skirt was torn to pieces. How could she have the face to see people when she walked out like this?
The old woman smiled and nodded: "Okay!"
Lan Xue cheered and quickly ran into the depths of the forest with her clothes.
"..." Xiao Fan was speechless and said, "I will sacrifice my life for you. You guys will be bribed by someone."
Xiao Fan's face turned dark and he issued an order to expel the customer: "You have given the things too. Get out of here if you have nothing to do. The three of us cobblers are just right, so we don't need a fourth one."
The old woman stared at Xiao Fan with dark eyes as if she could see through the world: "Oh! Where did this ugly monster come from? Not only is she cruel and ruthless, she even has such a bad temper. Why, don't you think I don't know about it?"
"Mom, I'm teased by an old woman. Could she fall in love with me?" Xiao Fan suddenly had an idea in his heart that he would vomit three liters of blood, causing him to jump off the building to commit suicide. On a hot day, his body trembled all over, his anus tightened, his legs tightened, and he looked at the old woman with a cane in a strange way.
At this time, Lan Xue came back in a white shirt and a female cowboy. "Ugly grandpa, you are all old husbands and wives, why are you still having conflicts! If I had such a good companion as an ugly grandma in my later years, I would definitely find a place to enjoy my old age..."
Not only did Xiao Fan vomit blood when he heard this, but even the old woman with a dragon-headed crutch trembled, and her eyes looked a little strange when she looked at Lan Xue.
Find a place to enjoy your old age and share your old age with her - this dead old woman who stepped into the coffin with half her feet? Xiao Fan looked at the old woman who was nearly 300 years old, and her eyes rolled and she had goose bumps all over her body.
"Little girl said it well, don't worry, grandma will definitely find you a good husband in the future." The old woman thought to herself that she must have thought wrongly, so she laughed happily, her majestic voice did not look like an old woman at all.
"Hehe, forget it, I don't want those stinky men. They are ugly and dirty. What's the point?"
The old woman Lian Yihong thought to herself: "Sure!"
Lan Youjun on the side was unhappy, and stared at Lan Xue with a beard and stared at him and asked, "Why, grandpa is also a man, and you don't like grandpa anymore?"
"Oh... Grandpa, you're so stubborn, why don't I like you! Except for grandpa, there are also ugly grandpas, other men don't like it."
Lan Xue doesn't like men. Xiao Fan discovered this when she was still in elementary school. But now she heard that Xiao Fan still had tears in her face, "Miss Lan Xue, how could you forget your brother Xiao Fan! Woo~~~~"
"Okay Xue'er, don't interrupt the matter of sir," Lan Youjun understood, so naturally he could see that the two of them didn't know each other at all. He shouldn't be the same person. Isn't this a random match between mandarins? If he makes this life-saving benefactor angry, wouldn't he be kind to repay his grudges!
"Don't worry about this old lady, let's go." After Xiao Fan said that, he pulled Lan Youjun's sleeve and walked forward with great strides.
When the old woman saw Xiao Fan leaving, she was a little anxious and said, "Oh~~~~ Old ugly monster, why are you leaving? I won't eat you~~~"
Hearing this sentence, Xiao Fan staggered and fell to the ground.
"Puchi!"
Seeing the ugly old man who was arrogant just now, Lan Xue and Lan Youjun laughed one after another.
Xiao Fan stood up, patted the mud on the push, turned his head and stared at the old woman with a smile and asked, "Tell me! What's the matter with me when I look for the old man? I'll declare in advance that I'm not going to steal everything, steal fragrance and jade."
Xiao Fan didn't want to be targeted by an old woman, and he was also an old woman with super strength.
"Actually, it's nothing. I just want you to fight with my old lady, right?" The old woman knocked on the dragon head crutch in her hand and smiled with her eyes.
Immortal artifact? Magic artifact?
It seemed very awesome, Xiao Fan frowned and looked at the dragon head stick.
"I'm full and full!" Xiao Fan rolled his eyes and turned around and walked straight away.
Seeing that Xiao Fan had left, Lan Youjun and Lan Xue hurriedly followed. No matter what, the ugly old man was also their savior. In this case, of course, he had to favor the ugly old man.
So the two left the old woman there and followed Xiao Fan happily.
The old woman looked at the corpse on the ground and looked at Xiao Fan's hunched back. An inexplicable excitement flashed on her face. Her feet did not move, but she slid a hundred meters away.
Seeing that the old woman in gorgeous clothes caught up in the blink of an eye, Xiao Fan was surprised, but ignored her and continued to move forward.
However, he was surprised that the skill of shrinking the ground should be this advanced skill. At this time, the first city has not been built yet, so it is impossible to produce any skill books for martial arts. Even if there is one, it cannot be learned, because the skill books can only be learned after awakening.
"It seems that this technique should be known from her original world. Is this the legendary ancient martial arts? Xie Yingniu seems to be able to click. Last time she used a strange energy to help her get rid of the pain in her body."
Xiao Fan is becoming more and more curious about the so-called ancient martial arts now.
In the outside world, even if you have a high level, you can’t wear equipment and weapons and can be slaughtered by others unless your data reaches the bottom of the sky. Under normal circumstances, ancient martial arts is definitely the best way to stay with you.
Xiao Fan thought for a while and shook his head and gave up. Ancient martial arts is the core thing within the super family.
"Are you afraid of me old woman?" The old woman's white teeth were intact and had no teeth lost.
"Old man, my legs are not smart. I am so old that I have a little osteoporosis, my eyes are dizzy, my reaction is slow, and I don't even have a few teeth left. I think I'd better forget it!" Xiao Fan said in a muffled voice.
"So is my old lady! She has dizzy eyes, osteoporosis, slow reaction, and I have endocrine disorders recently. I haven't come to my aunt for more than a month..."
Xiao Fan: “…”
Lan Xue: "…"
Lan Youjun: "..."
Xiao Fan fainted directly on the ground. Xue Lan blushed and finally laughed. Lan Youjun was the most calm and nodded with consent.
You nodded, Xiao Fan was speechless, looking at the old woman was like seeing a national treasure giant panda.
Damn, who said that only pandas are available in China, and also in the South Shengxing, and they are also treasures of the country. They live in the palace and eat abalone bird's nests, which is much better than ordinary people like us.
"This old lady is a god. I guess she won't die if she doesn't live for thousands of years."
Xiao Fan looked at the confused old woman in a depressed state and felt a little depressed. Looking at her appearance, she seemed to be saying it was true. She had never seen such a shameless old woman.
Chapter completed!