Chapter 88 Fight with the old woman
In the end, Xiao Fan was unable to send away this old woman with a thicker face than the city wall and older than the bark of an old tree.
His face was gloomy, and he turned his head from time to time to look at the old woman who was reluctant to leave behind him, and he felt so angry! What's the point of saying that you, an old woman, follow me, an old man, is it?
"Hey-I said, you're not tired after following you all the time? What if you suddenly come here?"
The old woman's bright eyes gave Xiao Fan a fierce look, "Unless you fight with the old woman, I want Grandma Yang to leave, there is no door."
After leaving this forest, you will be gathered with the large army in front. If you don’t know anything about an old woman in public, will my reputation be ruined?
"No, you must not let this happen." Xiao Fan yelled in his heart, and suddenly looked up and stared at the old woman.
"If you want to, just call it. Do you want it on the bed or under the bed, turn on the lights, or don't turn on the lights?"
Xiao Fan wanted to use this trick to scare away the dead old woman, but the old woman was not scared, but instead turned red and she laughed and scolded: "It's here."
It's here? What does it mean? Xiao Fan's brain has been shut down.
After saying these four words, the old woman raised her crutch without hesitation and called Xiao Fan.
The crutch was glowing with a faint fluorescent light, and it was approaching with a momentum of breaking through the air, and it felt like it could not be avoided.
Xiao Fan was shocked.
"This is a dragon-subduing scepter. The old ugly monster, let's die!" The old woman snorted, and her thin body jumped high like a monkey, and instantly attacked Xiao Fan.
A huge force was pressed down instantly, which made Xiao Fan feel breathless. He hurriedly took out his feathered sword and raised it horizontally above his head.
But the movement was still a step slower, and the old woman's cane had fallen on Xiao Fan's shoulder.
"Bang!"
—565!
Xiao Fan suddenly stepped back and finally stood firm. Looking at the damage above his head, he almost fell down in horror.
"This old woman is too strong." Xiao Fan licked his dry lips, his eyes were like a tiger and wolf, and he stared carefully at the old woman.
The old woman let out a light "huh", a thoughtful curve appeared on the corner of her mouth, and her flexible body flew up again and stood in front of Xiao Fan.
"Eat me a kick!" The dragon-headed staff in the old woman's hand suddenly turned, and the sharp feet of the staff poked directly towards Xiao Fan.
If this thing is poked, it will be dangerous. Xiao Fan didn't care about so much and ran away.
"Old and ugly monster, don't run away and take your grandma's kick."
The old woman shrank and blocked Xiao Fan's way.
"Hehe," Xiao Fan burst into laughter and crying, his expression uglier than crying.
At the same time, he quickly analyzed in his heart, "It's definitely not possible to fight hard. She still has a lot of attacks, but it's useless to hit her. Her defense is too high, and she can't escape from the ground. She can't run away. This is a dilemma, and both offense and defense are not good."
"Bang! Bang! Bang!"
The old woman smashed several deep pits on the ground beside Xiao Fan, and Xiao Fan barely avoided the old lady's attack.
"Click until you reach, stop hurting the harmony!"
"Harmony? Dream! If you don't compete today, you can't leave." The old woman shouted loudly, and a fireball spurted out from the mouth of the crutch's head.
The fireball was just a string of flames in the dragon's mouth, but when it shot to Xiao Fan, the flames instantly became as huge as two fists.
"Damn old lady, you're still here." Xiao Fan was furious and rolled up the side at the same time. At the same time, he squatted down his feet and instantly took advantage of the momentum to eject it.
On the one hand, Lan Xue and Lan Youjun stood by, trying to come up to stop them, but in the end they shook their heads and didn't dare to come up.
Xiao Fan culled over, and the old woman's fireballs exploded one by one by one, making a loud "bang bang" sound.
The remaining force of the flames exploded overwhelmed Xiao Fan's body, and the misty smoke covered the layers, floating up into the sky.
The old woman with a cane looked at the smoke and was puzzled, "Where is the person?"
She slowly approached and threw herself into the smoke. Suddenly, a black figure suddenly came from the smoke, like a flash bomb, and the shadow disappeared in a flash.
The next second, the old woman in China quickly felt a powerful force pounce on her. Then, her body was pressed on her.
Then the smoke dissipated, and Xiao Fan and the old woman were exposed.
"puff!"
Lan Xue and Lan Youjun were stunned for a moment as they watched the ugly monster and the old woman lie on the ground hugging each other, wanting to laugh but holding it back.
Xiao Fan pressed the old woman under his body with anger, pressed his hands on the old woman in the uniform, and looked at the old woman in the uniform like a knife.
"Do you accept it or not? I will beat you until you accept it."
The old woman didn't say anything, her eyes showed a hint of shyness, and her face turned rosy like an old tree bark.
"What's going on? Blush?"
Seeing the white-red face, Xiao Fan's angry expression disappeared, then turned into doubt, and finally became confused.
He slowly lowered his head and looked down, but his hands were pressed against the old woman's breasts.
"Oh! Oh my God! I actually molested a 300-year-old old woman. Xiao Fan only felt that the whole world collapsed. A huge cross was nailed to his naked body, and he was subjected to the final judgment before the arrival of the end of the world.
But for some reason, Xiao Fan's hands moved slightly involuntarily, and another feeling arose.
"Soft, very soft, plump, very plump! How is this possible? This is the breast of an old woman in her sixties? Things are a bit weird."
It felt the same as the newly developed big breast rabbit, and it was a bamboo shoot-type. Xiao Fan's old face turned red, and he let go of his hands awkwardly, stood up, turned his back, and did not look at the old woman's weird expression.
"Auntie, aunt..." Xiao Fan muttered, his eyes were dazed, and he turned around and left slowly.
"Hey----old man, we haven't finished fighting yet, continue to fight, I must beat you..." It seemed that in order to alleviate the previous embarrassment, the old woman's heavy voice roared out.
"The old man can't stand the seduction. I want to fight next time. Old man, I will strip you naked and march and demonstrate!" Xiao Fan's voice came from a distance.
The old woman angrily smashed the crutch in her hand a few times, snorted coldly, and followed her with big strides.
"The ugly grandpa is so shameless. I bully the ugly grandma!" Lan Xue said indignantly.
Xiao Fan: “…”
Looking at the cute and innocent girl Lan Xue, Xiao Fan wanted to cry without tears.
Lan Youjun pulled Lan Xue helplessly and signaled her eyes, but Lan Xue frowned and looked at her grandfather, just because she didn't know what it meant.
"It's okay if you don't want to fight me, tell me your level."
At this time, the old woman's voice suddenly appeared in Xiao Fan's ears. Looking at the old woman Xiao Fan who was still far away, frowned in surprise again.
"Thousand-mile voice transmission? What kind of ancient martial arts is this? It seems to be beyond the scope of ancient martial arts, right?"
However, Xiao Fan still ignored her and turned around and continued to walk.
The old woman in Chinese dress kicked her feet a few times and rushed to chase after her again angrily.
"Oh-I said, we have finished playing as a jungler, why don't you leave?"
"I just won't leave, old lady, what do you want?"
"You are really thick and old. I have seen shameless people, but I have never seen you as shameless. You can use your face as a bulletproof system." Xiao Fan grinned and showed two black teeth, laughing.
"I have thick and old skin. Your skin is smelly and hard. An old pervert, neither big nor small, and unruly. I think you have lived for a long time and want to be reincarnated, right?"
Xiao Fan: “…”
"Oh, don't leave. I'll ask you, what level you have been, how did you upgrade your level? How could you, a half-dead old man, be promoted so quickly?" The old woman followed, chasing her relentlessly, looking like she didn't tell me to die.
"It turns out that the old woman can't see her level, so she came to confirm it, but she has confirmed it and she hasn't left yet, and she looks like she is breaking the cauldron and asking the whole thing. What's the matter with you, her mother..."
Chapter completed!