This second press conference and book friend meeting
Host: Now everyone welcomes the well-known writer, Mr. Fang Juexiao, a Qidian VIP writer. Please applaud and welcome.
The waiter (sighing his lips, snorting coldly): Another illiterate idiot came, and he was crying and welcoming him. Dizzy!
Fang Juexiao (feeling proud): Hello everyone, Hello friends, gentlemen, especially the ladies here, how are you?! Oh, who twists my ears? Let go!
Yufei: It’s dead! It’s getting more and more lustful!
Fang Juexiao: This, Confucius said, "It's true that I am a normal man, and it's normal for me to be lustful."
Reporter A (smile with a nice smile): Writer Fang, what are you going to talk about today?
Wan'er (strange): Hey, isn't this the reporter who was very rude to you last time? Why is his attitude so good today?
Fang Juexiao (laughing with me): He played sixteen rounds of mahjong with me yesterday. I caught more than 4,000 from him. He still owed me more than 1,000. He dared not be honest and I would ask him to pay back the money immediately!
Reporter A: Writer Fang, let’s start quickly. After the end, you can hurry up and rub it for eight more times.
Reporter B: I have a problem.
Chu Ting (exclamation): This person is not a writer, he is a book friend who reads books, I know him. His name is lihuapou, and he is pretending to be a reporter!
Fang Juexiao: The security guard arrested me!
lihuapou (struggle and scream): I am Qidian VIP, and I still have three monthly tickets but haven’t voted!
Fang Juexiao (surprised, turned into a smile): The security guard let go of the reporter.
Fang Juexiao (come forward to tidy up the clothes for lihuapou and laughed flatteringly): What do you want to ask? I will tell you everything, but the monthly ticket issue...
Book friend "lihuapou" (cold snorted): It depends on your attitude.
Fang Juexiao (nodding and bowing): It will definitely satisfy everyone.
Yufei (wrung Fang's ear): Why are you so unpromising? I'm so blind!
Fang Juexiao: Madam, please save some face for your husband here.
Book friend "attacking Taiwan by force": The protagonist is getting less and less sweaty. Any way a woman can cry, make a fuss or hang herself can make him fascinated. Where is the image at the beginning of the article?
Fang Juexiao (downturned): I am guilty, I shouldn’t be so spineless, I shouldn’t surrender so early, I should let her continue to wait.
Book friend "Jinghong Yijian": LJ screenwriter, LJ plot, I want to be more concerned about the past and not Fengliu and cannot attract readers, so I created a bunch of LJs. It is really not easy for you to become your master. It is better to take a shower and go to bed.
Fang Juexiao: Thank you for your encouragement. I am working hard to become the best among garbage. Thank you for your evaluation of garbage. Thank you for your meager contribution to garbage. Although it may be just one click, I am grateful. If you have time, you can come to this garbage collection station again, and maybe you can find some scrap to use it. Haha, thank you again.
Book friend "The Wandering Scholar": Actually, I think this book is written very well, and the only failure is Sima Qingyun. This was originally a villain. However, as he wrote it, it became a great, cute and silly supporting role. Greatness lies in reuniting Song mm with the protagonist. Cuteness always seeks some painless trouble for the protagonist. White/silly is in not understanding the principle of hitting a snake at all. What are the weaknesses of the protagonist? That is, his deep affection. If, at that time, Song Jing was raped by himself, then someone would gang rape him, and then find someone to play an A-film with Song Jing and give the A-film to the protagonist, guess what the protagonist would do? Haha~~ It must be very interesting. Will it go crazy?
Fang Juexiao (surprised): Talent! Real talent! You are not going to the underworld to venture into the underworld, it is a pity that you have the outstanding qualities of being a big villain! But you really read it right. Sima Qingyun is just a stupid donkey. He is not the traitor of this book. The most hateful guy has not appeared yet. Brother, is there anything that makes women behave well... That trick teaches brother a few times, I-oh!! Who kicks me?
Chu Ting: It’s this young lady, how about it?
Fang Juexiao (smiley): It’s a good kick! You are reminding me to draw a line with such a sinister person! Then you, go out, I don’t want to see you anymore.
Fang Juexiao (speaks quietly to the "wandering scholar"): Brothers, wait for me at the back door, and the friends communicate in private, OK?
Book friend "lihuapou": This reporter 'hehe's sealed himself and asked again, that Xiao Chenxi would not become Xiao Mengfei's sister (of course, the little aunt and Xiao Fang have a super friendly relationship)... Hehe... that Xiao Fang has two daughters... the house is lively... I am so sensitive... I want to fight all Xiao Fang's secrets...
Fang Juexiao (sneaking Song Jing and other girls and whispered): Brother, to use that advertising slogan, 'We have been working hard', you can just see.
Book friend "Li Xiaoyao^_^": I think it is human nature to be a human being. If you are not fickle, you will have nothing to say. This is a novel that satisfies everyone's taste and resolutely resists monogamy. Such books are boring to read. I absolutely unify this~~, don't have other episodes in the relationship between the male and female protagonists in the end, and you will accept all of your protagonists. Your protagonist is definitely what most men want to bring in, and most men are greedy for women, so the most perfect ending is that no matter how tortuous the road is, no matter how many heroines appear, they must not miss them and finally accept all of them.
Yufei and Chu Ting shouted at the same time: Who said that?! Is there a way to stand up?
Book friend "Fan Ren": I call you handsome guys as soon as I meet. There is still such a plot now, which is very vulgar!! I still call you handsome guys in my 40s in my rank today. I think it's too immature. You can think about it.
Fang Juexiao (hehe laughed): Brother, I’ll tell you, I’ve encountered such a “flower fanatic” in the bar. Do you believe it?
Song Jing (snorted coldly): You are so beautiful. Sister Wan'er, did I buy the laundry board you bought yesterday?
Fang Juexiao (trembled in fear): Wife, please spare my life, it was Lin Feng who insisted on pulling me, I couldn't do it.
Chu Ting (kicks Fang Juexiao): Pervert!
Fang Juexiao (rolling up your sleeves): Are you against you?
Yufei (yelled): Sisters, come on, get rid of him first and talk!
The women rushed up and punched each other. For a moment, the venue was shining with flashes and could not open their eyes.
Reporter B: Dear audiences, listeners, Taiwanese compatriots, overseas Chinese, Hello everyone, I am currently publishing the novel "My Wind Liu Life" to broadcast a separate game with huge differences in strength here, against one side...
Book friend "Sleeping Loneliness": I should write a character introduction. Today I came up with Shen Ning, and I can't remember which chapter appeared. I was depressed~~~~
Fang Juexiao: I know how to write, but now I don’t have much time, so I’ll write it after a while.
Book friend "Sad Prodigal Son": It would be better if the heroine is having a big star
Book friend "lihuapou": A book friend proposed to accept a big star as his wife. I think this proposal is OK... I don't know if Xiao Fang wants a big star as his wife... Hehe... Xiao Fang, please show your attitude...
Fang Juexiao (hehe smirk): Don’t worry, I have the final say in this book. There will be no fewer heroines. Not only big stars but also girls - ah! I’m killing!
Chu Ting Yufei (waving the kitchen knife): If you dare to spend this, we will castrate you first!
(Fang escaped from the venue, two women chased out)
Reporter A: It's over, it's over, the meeting is over. Come on, brothers, go and rub a few laps. Let's go
Host: I will send you my representative Mr. Fang to tears to everyone, and I announce the successful end of the second press conference.
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I hope you will support my friend’s good book. I have also survived from trust until now. I know that it is not easy for a newcomer, and hard work is not the most terrible. The most terrible is loneliness. No one can read his own book. It tastes bad. I hope you will support him. Even a word of encouragement is the best reward for him. Thank you, please. Just click the address below. It won’t be very troublesome. Thank you for your replacement. Thank you. I will be even more grateful if you can collect it. Thank you.
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Chapter completed!