Chapter 202 Helping others(1/2)
Ma Xiaoshu's mind was filled with images of couples fighting over disagreements, and he described it vividly: "The woman ignored the man, and the man got angrier as he thought about it. He took out his gun and swiped it, click, click, click... from the bedroom.
Sweep to the living room, and then sweep from the living room to the balcony..."
Malan was shocked, are you driving a train?
Dirty?
Several male guests also looked in disbelief. Is this the kind of thing that can be said on the show?
Deng Neng: "Isn't the balcony too much? It will be seen."
Ma Xiaoshu: "The woman also took out a gun, and the two of them shot at each other."
Deng Neng: "Wait! Women also have guns?"
Ma Xiaoshu: "There must be one. How can we fight without a gun? And it would be exciting if it were a revolver like in a western movie."
Deng Neng looked confused: "Ah?"
Lin Shuao said to Deng Neng: "Actually, Ma Xiaoshu is talking about real guns."
Deng Neng: "Oh! I thought..."
Wang Heli: "What do you think it is? We all know that Ma Xiaoshu is talking about a real gun! Right?"
"Yes, yes..."
Everyone nodded in unison, pretending that they didn't think wrong just now.
Only Deng Neng was the most embarrassed and could not argue at all.
Barrage:
"Hahahaha, what is Deng Neng talking about?"
"You should ask Ma Xiaoshu what he is talking about."
"No need to ask, Ma Xiaoshu, this idiot, definitely didn't drive."
"The person who speaks is very naive, but the person who listens is thinking wrongly."
"I also thought Ma Xiaoshu was driving..."
"The woman also pulled out a gun, which scared me to death!"
"Is this something I can watch for free?"
"Poor Deng Neng..."
"God damn it! Isn't this more outrageous than playing games?"
"Ma Xiaoshu is really a straight man!"
"I feel sorry for Gao Wen!"
"Ma Xiaoshu, give me back my fucking goddess, wuwuwu..."
In the past three months, Ma Xiaoshu has finished winning the competition and debuted. His popularity has not declined, but has steadily increased. The public likes his authenticity and nonsense in variety shows because he is very down-to-earth.
However, there is always a small group of people who chase Ma Xiaoshu and scold her. They are not many in number, but they are very conspicuous everywhere. They are the male fans that Gao Wen previously captured with their looks.
Some people accepted it, some people rejected it, and some people were devastated.
Is the goddess being fucked by such a thing?
Why?
Ma Xiaoshu also knows the existence of these people, and she just feels...even happier! The goddess in your dreams is super cute when she turns into a box!
In fact, this is something that many artists in the industry don’t understand.
For example, Ma Lan, who had already won, did not celebrate, but still asked Ma Xiaoshu: "How did you get your girlfriend when you are so... upright?"
Ma Xiaoshu: "Oh, I'm just ordinary, just..."
He Jiyong quickly interrupted: "Okay! Mule Xiaoshu no longer wants Versailles, we don't want to hear it!"
Malan: "I want to hear it!"
Wu Xien: "I want to hear it too."
As women, they really couldn't accept that someone like Ma Xiaoshu had a girlfriend, and she was also an extremely beautiful girl.
As a big shot in the industry, Teacher He has always been very well-informed.
He said: "I'm afraid that you will lose your mind after hearing the truth, you know? I'll tell you in private later. Now let's move on to the next round."
The recording of the program was temporarily stopped, and the staff used it to arrange the game props for the next round.
The guests went backstage to drink milk tea, which was given by Deng Neng's fans.
This is also an unspoken rule in the industry, not only in "Happy Saturday", but also in other programs. For example, fans of Jackdaw in "Ace" often give them milk tea, cakes and so on.
Fans of Ma Xiaoshu don't do this, because Ma Xiaoshu does not have an official fan group. There are many groups claiming to be Ma Xiaoshu fan groups on the market, but the one that everyone recognizes most is the Horse Protection Association.
With the MBC's behavior, it would be fair to treat Ma Xiaoshu if he didn't send him a blade, but why not give him a gift? Don't even think about it!
Seeing that Ma Xiaoshu has frequently appeared in variety shows and accepted endorsements recently, the most eccentric person is the Ma Baohui.
Gu Lina also often makes relevant remarks, who makes her the backbone.
Yang Li once wanted to integrate fan resources for Ma Xiaoshu, but Ma Xiaoshu refused. He hated the rice circle culture. What kind of skill is it to cut off the leeks of his own fans? Big stars who have the ability are all leeks to cut capital.
Backstage, Ma Lan and Wu Xi'en quickly pestered He Jiyong and asked how Ma Xiaoshu could have a girlfriend.
Teacher He told them that according to Gao Wen herself during the recording of "Ace", she was the one chasing Ma Xiaoshu, but it was Ma Xiaoshu who forced her to chase him.
Ma Lan and Wu Xi'en were completely dumbfounded. They didn't understand. How could they be forced to chase someone? This is unreasonable!
Male artists don't care about this. They think straight men are so cute and they should be chased by girls. This is very reasonable.
What they care about is adding game friends, but isn’t Ma Xiaoshu’s rank in the chicken game too high?
Invincible God of War.
This means that Ma Xiaoshu is in the top 500 in the entire server, and this is because Ma Xiaoshu likes to eat chicken with his bare hands, otherwise he would be in the top 50.
Male artists have added friends to Ma Xiaoshu, hoping that Ma Xiaoshu can help them score points in the future. The most positive one is Lin Shuao. In addition to playing basketball, he plays games, and his girlfriend is just incidental.
A few minutes later, the recording of the program continued, and the second round of the game was the horror box version of Who’s the Undercover?
In the box is a loach.
In this round of the game, Ma Xiaoshu was the most active and playful one. After the game, he even took out a loach to scare Deng Neng, who was so scared that he sat on the ground.
Ma Xiaoshu was not afraid and started playing.
This made Deng Neng, who was frightened the whole time, incomprehensible. He sat on the ground and asked Ma Xiaoshu: "How could you not be afraid? When recording the escape, you were so scared that you hid in the closet."
Ma Xiaoshu: "I'm not afraid of living things, but your underworld show...who wouldn't be afraid?"
He is afraid of ghosts, and all living things are food to Ma Xiaoshu.
After this round of games, it was Ma Xiaoshu's singing session. After singing a song, Ma Xiaoshu took out the unreleased albums and gave them away one by one.
He Jiyong was stunned and chatted about Ma Xiaoshu's album for five minutes, giving Ma Xiaoshu enough credit.
The last round is basketball.
Ma Xiaoshu also showed off a gliding dunk. The dunk was easy for him because of his good jumping and strong core strength.
Unfortunately, in the real sliding pool basketball game, small plastic balls were used, and the quality was not very good. Ma Xiaoshu crushed the ball three times, and then everyone stopped letting him play, and there were not many balls left.
At the end of the program, they took turns playing basketball in the sliding pool, while Ma Xiaoshu and Lin Shuao were discussing the game of chicken.
It was past twelve o'clock after recording the program. When we returned to the hotel, Lin Shuao invited everyone to have barbecue. Everyone went, except Li Fang, who didn't go because he was too tired.
Ma Xiaoshu and others ate barbecue and played games until two o'clock before strolling back. They saw an extremely glamorous woman in front of the hotel sweeping a shared bicycle. It was really eye-catching.
A woman about 1.7 meters tall, with big waves and heavy makeup, wearing a tight-fitting long skirt with high slits and high heels on a cold day, is there to scan for shared bicycles?
Ma Xiaoshu walked over in the spirit of helping others.
The woman was holding her cell phone and muttering: "We agreed to get eight thousand but only got six thousand. It's really a shame..."
Ma Xiaoshu asked: "Sister, do you need help?"
"Oh yo..."
The woman shivered, but later she recognized Ma Xiaoshu and the group of people behind him, and seemed a little nervous: "It's nothing, I just scanned the car..."
Ma Xiaoshu said: "You are dressed like this to ride a shared bicycle at night? Isn't it safe?"
The main reason is that it's so eye-catching that anyone who sees it will be surprised.
The woman fooled and said: "It's okay. The place I want to go is very close. I just need to scan the car. Thank you!"
Ma Xiaoshu said again: "How about I call a car for you? You will freeze to death if you ride like this!"
The woman swept away the car: "No, thank you, thank you!"
Then, she trudged away on the shared bicycle. Her long skirt and high heels restricted her movements. She was swaying and looking dangerous.
Ma Xiaoshu sighed: "This girl probably works the night shift, it's not easy!"
To be continued...