Chapter 201 The Straight Man

Everyone on the stage looked at Ma Xiaoshu, are you talking humanly? Isn’t it normal for the entertainment industry to falsely report height?

Lin Shuao is also staring at Ma Xiaoshu. Which NBA guard is taller than wearing shoes?

He Jiyong was as good at resolving embarrassment as ever: "Ma Xiaoshu...then what if I say I really have 181?"

Everyone is waiting for Ma Xiaoshu to answer, how to answer this question?

Teacher He was not worried, and smiled. He knew that Ma Xiaoshu, a lunatic, could handle anything he said.

Ma Xiaoshu: "Then I will be 194, is it fair?"

The artists immediately burst into laughter. The word "fair" is very spiritual.

He Jiyong said: "It's as fair as when you walk on the catwalk. You can tell whether it's a mule or a horse at a glance. Ma Xiaoshu, how do you think you performed during the show just now?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Although my surname is Ma, I am a mule."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Everyone is happy for Ma Xiaoshu's success.

He Jiyong: "Our five guests today are really handsome and one is so stupid. It's very fair. The reason why we invited these five guests today is because they have all participated in basketball variety shows before, so, with us

Today’s theme of ‘Basket Friends’ is also very suitable.”

Malan pointed at Ma Xiaoshu: "The five of them are a good match, but this mule friend?"

He Jiyong: "He just recently became a boyfriend... friend!"

Ma Lan smiled and said: "So there are five guests and a homophone. No wonder Ma Xiaoshu looks so abrupt in terms of appearance and temperament."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Today my name is Luo Xiaoshu, thank you. I really envy you guys with the surname Ma!"

This is so bad that Ma Lan can’t handle it.

Just Mule Xiaoshu, the logic of Envy Ma made Ma Lan burst into laughter. She really had no ability to control the field, she couldn't even control herself but she still controlled the field.

Teacher He said: "Okay Luo Xiaoshu, can you please shut up? Let's interview the superstar first..."

He interviewed Lin Shuao, Li Fangfang, Deng Neng, Wang Heli and Wang Minghao in turn, and talked about things related to suits respectively. Everyone was wearing suits.

Because Ma Xiaoshu always steals the show and talks when he comes on stage, Teacher He must control the balance and give more shots to other artists.

He Jiyong did not interview Ma Xiaoshu about his panting experience because he was wearing a jacket today because he joined temporarily and the program team did not prepare a suit for him.

Then there is the exaggerated advertising placement, which is too tough!

Ma Xiaoshu chose to be distracted in a corner because... that mobile phone brand is a hostile force endorsed by Ma Xiaoshu. I will not help you advertise, and I will not let you use the camera.

One thing to say is that the spokesperson Ma Xiaoshu did a great job. He changed his mobile phone to a Huawei mid-range model, his shoes were Red Star Nikes, he also carried a grain farm in his bag, and he advertised every chance he got.

Of course, Ma Xiaoshu can't advertise on her mobile phone in this show, but shoes and instant noodles should be fine.

Then we entered the first game of the show, which is called "Men on Men".

Thirty-six straight men stood on the stage with their chosen answers and asked the guests the same questions to see if the male guests could guess the thoughts of the straight men. In fact, it was to test who among them was a straight man.

Before the game started, He Jiyong couldn't help but cue Ma Xiaoshu: "Mu Xiaoshu, if you don't get everything right in this game, that can only mean one problem."

Audiences across the country know that Ma Xiaoshu is a straight man.

Malan: "Do you mean Ma Xiaoshu is pretending?"

He Jiyong: "No."

Ma Xiaoshu: "It means they are not straight men."

He Jiyong smiled and high-fived Ma Xiaoshu. This idiot could always understand his thoughts. It was easy to bring such a person to the show.

The first question: In the eyes of boys, which action by a girl is the cutest?

Li Weijia first asked Ma Xiaoshu: "Mr. Mule, could you please announce the correct answer first? Which action do you think girls do the cutest?"

Ma Xiaoshu recalled it carefully.

Ma Lan leaned on He Jichong's shoulder and smiled: "He was seriously thinking about the actions someone had done."

He Jiyong: "I will read this issue with Anli Xiaowen."

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Pouting."

Everyone said "Oh" a few times, but they didn't think anything. Will the straight man lose to Duzui?

He Jiyong asked Lin Shuao again, and the answer was that girls are cute when they eat.

Magical answer.

Li Weijia: "Those cheerleading girls, you often see them cheering for you, isn't it cute when they dance?"

Lin Shuao said categorically: "I think... not cute."

Malan: "Girls on the cheerleading team are dancing to cheer up. Can I really cheer you up?"

Lin Shuao curled his lips: "Not really."

Ma Xiaoshu suddenly said: "Lin Shuao, you will be assassinated by the cheerleaders!"

"Hahahahaha..."

Lin Shuao suddenly lost his composure and started laughing like crazy.

Everyone else's expressions were very cold. What was the point of laughter in Ma Xiaoshu's words?

But Lin Shuao couldn't stop laughing, wiped away tears, and pointed at Ma Xiaoshu. Because there was once an NBA cheerleader murder case that shocked the United States. Ma Xiaoshu said this joke at this time, and Lin Shuao really had a sense of imagery.

He Jiyong sighed: "Judging from Lin Shuao's answer, he is about as straight as Ma Xiaoshu."

When asked about Li Fangfang, he said seriously: "I think... girls are cutest when they spend the money I earn."

Ma Xiaoshu almost couldn't hold back his laughter. Deng Neng was secretly pulling at Ma Xiaoshu with his hands, obviously he couldn't bear it.

Your answer is too honest. It is true that many girls have spent your money.

Deng Neng’s answer: “It’s especially cute when you cover your mouth and laugh.”

In fact, the program team has prepared alternative answers, which are: A pouting, B playing with hair, C covering the mouth and laughing, and D spinning in circles.

The guests were divided into two teams, and Ma Lan chose B to play with hair.

He Jiyong's group is still having a fierce dispute because Deng Neng and Ma Xiaoshu said covering their mouths, laughing and pouting were also among the options.

In the end, most people decided to choose C, covering their mouths and laughing.

Thirty-six straight men showed their answers, and 80% chose to pout.

Therefore, neither team is right.

Deng Neng and Li Fang went up to question whether they were straight men and what the hell was pouting?

He Jiyong said: "Ma Xiaoshu is right. Why don't we choose the answer of the straight man of steel and choose the answer of Deng Nuannan? He is not a straight man."

Ma Xiaoshu: "So, just believe me."

Deng Neng was still not convinced and asked Ma Xiaoshu: "Why is pouting so cute?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "In the world of straight men, there is no why? There is only what."

Deng Neng: "..."

In fact, there is a reason. After thinking about it for so long, Ma Xiaoshu found that Gao Wen's pouting was the cutest, because most of the time she was pouting with her eyes closed on her tiptoes, and her little face was full of expectation.

Isn't this cute?

If Ma Xiaoshu can’t even bear it, can he be the straight man’s choice?

Question 2: After a fight with your girlfriend, what will you do during the cold war?

Ma Xiaoshu replied instantly: "Play games!"

Everyone, including the artists on the stage, the audience and the straight men opposite: "Hahahaha..."

Others gave Ma Xiaoshu a thumbs up.

As a woman, Ma Lan stood up angrily: "Why? Ma Xiaoshu, doesn't your conscience hurt?"

Ma Xiaoshu shrugged and said: "She often disturbs me when I play games. If we quarrel, then I can play games quietly! Unfortunately, we haven't had any quarrels yet."

He Jiyong: "So...you are secretly preparing to have a fight, right?"

Ma Xiaoshu scratched his head: "I don't have any plans for the moment. She is filming a movie. She is far away and can't disturb me playing games."

Everyone laughed out loud again, is this okay to say?

Li Weijia: "Ma Xiaoshu, do you want to cut this section?"

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Don't cut it. This is my correct answer."

Others expressed dissatisfaction and gave their own answers.

Wang Heli's answer was straightforward: "What a great opportunity? Go out and have fun!"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Okay, drink with the brothers."
To be continued...