Let’s start with my last name.

My surname is Gou (gòu).

This surname has brought me a lot of embarrassment and confusion since I was a child. Regarding this surname, I can tell at least a few days and nights.

Our family is from Sichuan. Originally, this surname is pronounced as the fourth tone and pronounced as the genre sound, but I was mistakenly called the dog sound since I was a child. Because this surname is pronounced as the dog sound in many other places, it actually does not have the same origin. This is not the same, but others don’t care about these. Our hundreds of people have been calling out to be old and puppies.

When I was in elementary school, I introduced myself. Many people don’t know which word, but when they write it out, people always laugh at me.

The classmate will laugh: "Puppy's dog?"

When I was in middle school, I introduced myself.

Some students will show off their knowledge and laugh at me: "Is I a slack or a slim living?" The face is like Kong Yiji asked about how many ways the word "风" is written by the word "风" in fennel.

And another part asked directly: "Pug dog?"

To be honest, I would rather some people laugh at my dog ​​with the surname Pug. I would laugh at them as if I had read a lot of books in my heart for "white head, white eyebrows, white beard, and no ink in my chest", so that I could win a game back with this spirit.

When I arrived at university, I had all kinds of ridicule.

The first time I was ridiculed was the day I registered.

No matter what happens first, it is easy to be impressive.

That day, there were long queues in various majors and classes. Everyone was accompanied by their parents and family, dragging various suitcases, etc. I was lightly loaded with only one backpack, which was very alternative.

At the end of our class was a girl with tall figure, fair skin, beautiful facial features, and her eyes gave me the instant visual sense of "Jeria Girl" in the song that Tong Ange sang. I came from the countryside and was only 1.6 meters tall, but this female classmate was obviously 1.7 meters tall.

Standing behind her, I felt refreshed and fantasized several times that I would say hello to her classmates in the future, but I would give up every time. I thought that children from poor families like me should still try their best to learn their skills.

After all, when I can come to college, my seriously ill father asked the villagers about the tuition fees they borrowed from each household. I can’t really spend my youth in college as the high school class teacher said.

"Students, many of you come from the countryside. You study hard just to make a name for yourself. Never fall in love early and do the right thing at the right time. As long as you work hard and get into college, you will have the opportunity to fall in love with time in the future."

"Teacher, don't you care about the university and the school?"

"in spite of!"

"real?"

"Not only do not care, but the talks are good, I will also give you bonuses, work hard to study, and sprint for the college entrance examination! Have a relationship for the college!"

We know that the head teacher is talking nonsense, but we feel happy and full of fantasies about the future.

I stood behind her, and the line was shrinking and shorter. Until I finished the registration procedures, no one came from behind me.

It turns out that I was the last one in our class to report.

I was raising my legs and about to leave, but she stopped me.

"Classmate, can you please help me?"

“What’s the busy thing?”

"I also have a big suitcase, but my cousin hasn't arrived yet. Can you please help me deliver it to the door of Building 6, a girl's dormitory?"

I smiled brightly: "Okay."

The box is very heavy, and I have been struggling to pull it since I was a child.

I was so kind-hearted that day that I almost didn't speak, so she didn't feel embarrassed all the way. After asking me a few questions, I answered honestly. In fact, my personality, in my father's words, "doing things is like a monkey, and speaking like a kite" is always irrelevant, but I acted very gentlemanly that day.

Along the way, many male students were secretly watching us, and I guess they were secretly watching her.

Before she arrived at her dormitory building, her cousin chased after me. She was very polite but obviously guarded against me and snatched the suitcase from me.

I smiled and prepared to leave.

"Thank you, my classmate, I don't know your name yet. My name is Lin Xiaojuan, where are you?"

"Hello, my surname is Gou gòu, my name is Gou, and my name is Shuhan."

"It's a coincidence that you and I are our family." Her cousin answered quickly.

"Really, our surname is very few and our pronunciation is different."

"No, although I am from my own family, my surname is written differently."

“Why are the difference?”

"My surname is three dots of water and the word "wang."

I was unhappy in an instant. I was distorted by the dog barking to mock my last name.

But then I thought, this kid hurt his enemy for eight hundred times and hurt himself a thousand times. Thinking of this, I learned to bark twice, wool, and looked at them with a laugh and turned around and left.

The four years of college passed quickly, but now when I recall it, I feel like a trance.

In 2004, I graduated from university.

Before graduation, I went shopping at Jianghan Road Pedestrian Street. I passed an alley and a fortune teller shouted at me from a distance. I looked around and found that there was no one around, so I walked up and asked him if he called me.

He said, could you still see a group of old ladies around you like me? This is what I said, as the successor of communism, I was still a member of the Communist Youth League at that time, and I was not scared by him at all. However, when I saw the fortune teller being kind and friendly, I couldn't help chatting with him for a while. He took the initiative to give me a talisman to exorcise me, and also did a fortune telling, making my history clear, including how many times I almost drowned when I was a child. I really admired it at the time. He told me that after graduation, I would go to the south to develop, and the better in Vietnam. In short, he said a lot. In the end, he said he didn't want money and was just a chivalrous and righteous person. I was not the kind of person who helped me and I was not grateful, so I gave him ten yuan because I only had ten yuan at that time.

Why do I say this? Compared to my classmates who are so confused that I don’t know where to go, I think I am lucky. At least, an expert guided me and asked me to go south.

I went back and told my girlfriend that I said I decided to go to the south to develop.

She said she wanted to go back to her hometown and asked me if I would go, her hometown is in Qingdao.

I refused because I didn't like eating pasta. I asked her if I went to your house, can I eat rice every day? I can't tell her that I went to the south because the fortune teller said it?

She said no, it is impossible for three generations to accommodate me every day when having dinner together. If I want me to follow the local customs, I will always get used to it.

Actually, I'm not used to pasta until today.

I asked her, then you go to my house, I will try my best to make pasta for you every day. Are you going?

She said she couldn't live without her parents because she was the only daughter.

Sorry, although I had hundreds of millions of siblings before I was born, I was the only one who survived. I couldn’t leave my mother because I passed away before I went to college.

She cried and scolded me, then when you go to the south, wouldn’t you leave your mother?

I replied, but it was still the south at least, not far from Hunan.

She smiled and scolded me again, "You are a liar!"

I said, whose youth is not youth, why should I spend my three years of youth to deceive you?

She called my youth a shit.

I don’t understand a woman. She likes me. Is it because I am like shit? Otherwise, there are so many suitors. Why, as the class beauty, she takes the initiative to pursue me in the country bun?

She broke up with me crying and laughing.

I like her so much.

I like her so much, can I not agree to her small request?

So, women should not make demands in front of men who love you. If you love you, you will definitely agree to you.

So, my college romance that I had maintained for three years ended with my careless attitude.

Then I drank for two days and was still sleeping on the day I took the graduation photo, so the graduation photo on my hand was the only one I had. I pled it myself and I pled it next to her.

On the day I went to Shenzhen, it was cloudy and I left Luohu Railway Station at almost noon. I felt that the air in the Special Administrative Region was so fucking warm. It was hot when I sucked into my nose, and it was even more violent than the stove Wuhan.

I had no relatives and waited for my junior high school classmates to pick me up.

That afternoon I saw countless big-nosed foreigners, many times more than I had seen in 22 years. The first impression I had about international cities was that there were more foreigners. Yes, this is international enough.

My junior high school classmate didn't pick me up until almost night, and my phone might be the last bit away from turning off.

He ran over and said to me, "Sorry, Brother Dog, I overslept. I was so excited with my girlfriend yesterday, I slept for a day."

I said, "I have a good relationship with you, but a bad relationship with you. I thought you lied to me, so I called you dozens of calls."

After saying this, I was almost crying.

He kept apologizing to me, and I touched my pocket. If it weren't for the fact that it was only more than 300 yuan, I think my relationship with him wouldn't be much better that day.

He asked me about my luggage.

I picked up the bag on my carry-on and said, "Let's go on a lightweight battle, it's all here!"

He took me to the rental house in Shangsha. It was a very strange one bedroom and one living room. There was a small passage in the entrance, and then the living room. The so-called living room could only have a sofa bed. When it was unfolded, there was no space at all. Then there was a bedroom inside, and there was also a bathroom and a kitchen. The kitchen and bathroom had to pass through the living room.

His girlfriend is very beautiful, so beautiful that I thought he was selling white powder. Otherwise, with his comprehensive conditions, how could he have a model-like girlfriend?

At night, the two of them puffed up their palms for love all night. I slept very badly. His girlfriend had a bad habit of going to the bathroom after applauding. Then I had to fold the sofa bed back and wait for her to use the bathroom, and I would unfold it again. Later, I simply sat on the sofa and waited for them to finish the next palm.

I stayed at his house for a week, looking for a job during the day and applauded at night. Later, I couldn't stand it, and my pockets were already covered, so I found a job casually.

This job is the bag company I mentioned before, and I didn't know it at first.

The company is in Luohu, so I won’t say what its name is. It contains food, accommodation and closed management on the resume. After entering, the main job is to call customers across the country and ask them if they have any items to be exported. Our company is responsible for contacting overseas buyers, but customers need to go abroad to discuss with the procurement themselves. The itinerary is formulated by our company, and air tickets must also be purchased through our company.

I may be born to be a sales product. In less than two months, I became the sales champion of the company and helped many domestic companies expand overseas markets. Of course, these were told by the boss at a meeting that our landline numbers are changing at any time. I don’t know how many companies and people I helped, but I only know that I became the sales champion, and my monthly income has exceeded 30,000 yuan.

At that time, once the transaction was completed, the company would not allow contact with the customer.

Until one day, I called the client, but I called my college girlfriend.
Chapter completed!