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Chapter 3 The first person in heaven and earth!

The Jade Emperor coughed lightly to cover up his embarrassment, and then sent a message: "Ahem, I created this chat group today to announce two extremely important things."

When Ling Fei saw this, he secretly said, "Come on."

You should have to pay money, right? I’ve seen too many pyramid schemes...

Anyway, Ling Fei has made up his mind not to pay a penny, let’s see what you do!

Jade Emperor: "First, in order to celebrate the official establishment of this group, I have prepared red envelopes for everyone to have fun."

Wenquxingjun: "Your Majesty is mighty and has martial virtues, unifying the three realms."

Wu Qu Xingjun: "Your Majesty is mighty and civilized, and has unified the three realms."

Lei Gong: "Your Majesty is mighty and civilized, and has unified the three realms."

Mother Dian: "Your Majesty is mighty, civilized and moral, and can unify the three realms."

The gods from all walks of life later sent out another wave of replicating messages: "Your Majesty is mighty, civilized and moral, and will unify the three realms."

Manjushri Bodhisattva: "Your Majesty is mighty and virtuous, unifying the three realms."

Tathagata Buddha: "Ahem, Manjusri, all your vacations will be cancelled. If I find you secretly playing ranked games again, I will let you know how the monkey came out."

"Tathagata Buddha 666..."

After another burst of copying, the Jade Emperor quickly changed the topic and said: "Are you all ready? I'm going to give out red envelopes. If you're quick, you'll have it, but if you're slow, you won't!"

Red envelope?

Ling Fei's eyes lit up and he hurried home without even thinking about it. He took a deep breath and prepared to grab the red envelope. It doesn't matter whether you are a pyramid scheme or not. Anyway, I only want to grab the red envelope but not give it away. That's right.

bite!

The phone vibrated, and a shiny red envelope with a password appeared on the chat page.

"The Jade Emperor is the most handsome man in the three realms!"

Soon after, Ling Fei issued the command as fast as lightning, and saw the shiny red envelope being opened instantly. However, a reminder directly made Ling Fei's heart go cold.

I was too slow, the red envelope has been snatched away!

"Is this all a failure?" Looking at the prompts on the screen, Ling Fei was speechless for a while. He was so fast that he didn't grab it. What a shame!

Just when Ling Fei was speechless, the group instantly became lively.

Erlang Shen: "Uncle, is it really okay to be so narcissistic? (face covering)"

Queen Mother: "I'm used to it. (silly laugh)"

Immortal Zhenyuan: "I just looked at him and said nothing."

Hou Yi: "When it comes to narcissism, obey the Jade Emperor."

Yue Lao: "It means it's wrong!"

The God of Wealth: "It means a billion wrong!"

King Yama: "It means you are wrong!"

Later, the screen refreshed again, and the Jade Emperor coughed lightly: "Who is the King of Luck? Hurry up and give out red envelopes."

Poet Li Bai: "The King of Luck seems to be that boy Ma Liang."

There was another round of booing from behind, and everyone was frantically sending out red envelopes to Ma Liang.

bite!

The phone vibrated again!

This time it was not a password red envelope, Ling Fei's thumb pointed at the red envelope like lightning.

There was a flash of light.

"Congratulations, you have captured Ma Liang's Midas Touch and have deposited it in the treasure box."

Ling Fei's face lit up with joy, "Damn it, I really got it, but where is the treasure chest?"

With a confused look on his face, Ling Fei skillfully found the icon of the treasure chest, clicked on it, and a line of small words immediately appeared inside - Midas touch (can be used once).

And there is a prompt at the back whether to use it or not.

"Hey, these MLM brainwashers act like it's a real thing." Ling Fei smiled mockingly: "If you can really turn stones into money, I will give you a big thumbs up!"

Then Ling Fei clicked the 'OK' button.

a long time!

No reaction at all!

Ling Fei burst out laughing: "Haha, what a bunch of ridiculous guys, I almost believed it."

He glanced at the stones on the ground and said casually: "Give me a hundred dollars to make me happy!"

Suddenly, there was a flash of golden light, and a hundred-dollar bill appeared in Ling Fei's hand, while the stones on the ground had disappeared.

Ling Fei stared blankly at the hundred-yuan bill in his hand, his eyes blank. He was obviously frightened. Can it really be turned into money?

Damn it!

Are those people in the group really the gods of the three realms?

Look at the Baibao Pavilion on the mobile phone again, and the Midas touch has strangely disappeared.

Ling Fei suddenly came to his senses: "Nima, if I had known earlier, I would have become one million yuan. No, one hundred million yuan would be fine. With such an opportunity, how could I become one hundred yuan?"

At this moment, Ling Fei's intestines were filled with regret!

"That's right, go back and grab it again."

Ling Fei slapped himself on the forehead, suppressed the excitement in his heart, and immediately returned to the chat interface. It happened that Lei Gong sent a big red envelope.

Ling Fei couldn't help but say something immediately.

Sold out...

Ling Fei calmed down, comforting himself not to be nervous or excited. At this moment, Ksitigarbha sent a red envelope again, and Ling Fei quickly grabbed it.

My hands are slow...

Ling Fei looked at the phone screen with a depressed look, and couldn't help complaining in his heart: "Gods are gods, they are even more awesome than cheating!"

He continued to grab, but Ling Fei didn't grab any of them. Just when Ling Fei was extremely depressed, a message instantly appeared on the screen.

The Jade Emperor: "Everyone in your family is happy. Now, I will announce the second thing."

The group suddenly became quiet, and even Ling Fei stared at the screen closely.

The Jade Emperor: "From now on, the three realms will discuss government affairs and memorials will be held in this group. However, tribute payments from various places and everyone's delivery of couriers will need a courier to complete. The ministers will recommend one.

Let’s see who is more suitable to do it?”

After the Jade Emperor finished speaking, the crowd fell silent instantly.

To put it bluntly, a courier from the Three Realms is just an errand boy. No matter who he recommends, he will offend others. If everyone can become a god, who is not a shrewd person? No one is willing to do such a job that offends others.

After a long silence, Taibai Jinxing stood up and said: "Your Majesty, this courier position is unique in the Three Realms, and he often sends and receives some ** items, so this position is even more important, and you must be cautious!"

Jade Emperor: "I know, Taibai, do you have a suitable candidate?"

Taibai Jinxing Aite glanced at Ling Fei and the Jade Emperor: "Your Majesty, looking at the three realms, the person who can hold such an important position, in my opinion, must be the King of Forces!"

Jade Emperor: "Oh? (question)"

Taibai Jinxing: "King Bi is known as the 'No. 1 person in heaven and on earth'. I feel that only King Bi can hold this position!"

Force the king?

Ling Tian was given to Aite by Taibai Jinxing, but his face was confused. He couldn't help but open the group information to check. The next moment, Ling Fei's face turned green!

I don’t know when, my group nickname was changed to King of Forces!

"Damn, who the hell changed this?" Ling Fei was so angry that he cursed in his heart.

[During the new book period, please collect and recommend! Block off the mountain road and prepare for racing!]
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